Those years when we stirred together

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Young master Shangqing, you have to take care of your ass, be careful that after you tore your pants, you will be chastity.

Chapter ③ Wrong form caused the earth to self-destruct?

I don't know how the little fat man knew Shangqing's home address, so he went to Shangqing's house all day long under the pretense of asking his seniors for advice.Mrs. Qin naturally raised her hands in welcome, because what does this prove?Prove that his son is useful!Although it looks familiar to the little fat man who has been driving here all day.

When the little fat man came here on the first day, he was favored by Mrs. Qin. Why?Is such that.

"Mommy, I'm back." As soon as Shangqing got home and went upstairs, the little fat man came back.

The little fat man was well dressed, a decent little suit, although it was a bit discordant to be worn by a kid in the fourth grade.

The little fat man knocked on the door very politely, and then waited for someone to open the door.After opening the door, he raised his head and looked at Mrs. Qin, dazed for a moment, then suddenly sent the flowers he had caught somewhere in front of Mrs Qin, with devout and sincere eyes, he almost got down on one knee to kiss her. Little hand, he said solemnly when Mrs. Qin took the flowers: "Mom (fuck, I just called mom directly), marry your son to me."

"..." Mrs. Qin was stunned, looking at the serious little adult in front of her, the atmosphere suddenly became weird.

"Mommy, the milk is gone!" At this time, Shangqing came down from the stairs, still holding the milk box, saw the little fat man in front of the door, and then looked at the bewildered Mrs. Qin, and was silent for a few seconds , he cried and howled, threw himself on Mr. Qin and howled, "Dad~ Mommy Hongxing is out of the wall!"

Later, the little fat man's humor (?) won Mrs. Qin's joy, and she happily sold her son (although she was joking), and kept the little fat man who looked like an adult for a meal.

In the end, under the cuteness of the little fat man, she kept the little fat man to sleep with her son (a big mistake).

The little fat man washed his face in vain, waited on the bed for a while, sat for a while, and suddenly realized that he didn't have any aggressive temperament at all, stood up again, and rushed into the bathroom in a hurry.

With his back facing him, Shang Qing was washing the foam off his body with his head up. He was also chubby, although he was much thinner than the little fat man.Hearing the movement, he turned around and saw the little fat man barging in. He was stunned, "You...what are you doing here?"

The little fat man looked up and down the green and tender body, from head to toe, he even saw all the parts that were going to be mosaiced.Shang Qing didn't care about it at first, but when the little fat man looked at it like this, he felt uncomfortable all over his body. He panicked and imitated the girl in the TV series holding the bath towel to cover his chest, watching the little fat man and looking at the important parts that were not blocked , Only with hindsight, the structure of the human body is different, and the blocking parts are also different.So, he quickly covered the important parts with a bath towel.

The little fat man saw that there was nothing to see, so he answered Shang Qing's question: "Oh, my sister said that she should have been attacked outside. This is not the right way, you go out and wait for me on the bed."

Shangqing looked at him and asked, "What form?"

"My sister said that shou should be cultivated from an early age, otherwise you may retaliate when you grow up. If you don't accept shou, I won't be able to be offensive. This will cause global turmoil and the earth will explode." Speaking of the matter, Shang Qing was taken aback for a while with an expression of "this cliff is not alarmist".

Then he was kicked out of the bathroom by the little fat man.

As for whether or not the young master Shangqing was wiped out by the little fat man in the end, then I can only say:

You are so nasty, you are flirting with two brats.

Of course, those who eat dry wipe clean are only limited to those who are restricted by the age limit. You say so, young master Shangqing.

chapter④Being both an attacker and a father for a daughter-in-law

Fatty and Shangqing were fighting and fighting, and it was finally time to see their parents.

Shangqing, who was one class higher than Fatty, was promoted to junior high school, while Fatty was still in sixth grade.Little Fatty has almost lost the title of Little Fatty now, except that he is half a head shorter than Shangqing, other conditions are pretty good.

Since Shangqing was promoted to junior high school, the little fat man expressed dissatisfaction with his desires (?). The junior high school Shangqing chose was a weekly school, that is to say, every meeting had to be separated by five days.I returned home sickly on Tuesday, and before I entered the house, I heard horrible laughter from the house.Before entering the door, the little fat man nervously swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva before he dared to enter.

As soon as he opened the door, the terrifying laughter in the room gradually faded away, but the little fat man knew that he might have to sleep on the floor today. W(￣_￣)W

After changing his shoes, he saw another unidentified object emitting black miasma on the sofa. Please express your fear. This is Qi Lan, the rotten sister who taught him how to be gay since childhood.

When Qi Lan saw him, she coughed twice, and waved to the little fat man, beckoning him to come over.He moved forward a few times, smirked at Qilan, Qilan also kindly (?) smiled back, the little fat man laughed dryly, and carefully discussed: "Dear... sister, can you not come?" ? I still have homework..."

Qilan glanced at him domineeringly, and he stopped immediately, resigned himself to his fate and ran over, smiling flatteringly: "Sister, you're on vacation, you're very tired, Xiaosheng will beat you..."

Qilan glanced domineeringly once again, and the little fat man sat honestly on the sofa opposite her, sitting upright.

Qilan took a sip of tea, leaned lazily on the sofa, looked at the little fat man, and said, "Xiaosheng."

The little fat man suddenly trembled, his whole body was not well, he responded with a dry smile.

"Why haven't I seen you go to Shangqing Xiaoshou for the past few days?" Qilan continued to drink tea with an uncertain expression.

"Uh..." The little fat man was stunned for a second, then stood up abruptly, looked up like a strong man going to die, and shouted at the top of his voice, "I'll go and bring him back right away!"

Then it went away like the wind.

So...

"You are?" The gatekeeper looked suspiciously at the little fat man who looked like a little bean.

"My name is Qisheng, I'm here to look for Shoushou." Qisheng raised his head and smirked at the gatekeeper.

Although he didn't understand the address, the gatekeeper still asked competently, "Which class is it?"

"Class 177."

"What about the name?"

"Qin Shangqing."

The little fat man entered the school smoothly, and found Qin Shangqing's classroom accurately. They were having an English class. The English teacher was a young male teacher. The little fat man knocked on the door of class 177 like a young adult. After a few times, with the look of "I am a parent", "Teacher, come out for a while."

There was no sound in the classroom. The English teacher looked at him in surprise, and glanced around the classroom in doubt. Seeing that the students were all in a daze, he walked out and looked at the little fat man who was much shorter than himself. , Ask: "Little friend, who are you looking for?"

The little fat man looked at the smiling male teacher, rolled his eyes a few times, and smiled slyly: "Teacher, I am Qin Shangqing's parent, is he there?"

The English teacher automatically blocked that "parent", and continued to laugh: "Student Qin Shangqing went to the bathroom, what can you do with him?"

"His sister is back from vacation and wants to see him."

"Isn't Qin Shangqing the only child? Where did the older sister come from?" The English teacher expressed his confusion.

"Isn't he the man's older sister?" The little fat man looked at the English teacher with disdain.

"..."

man? !

Looking at the speechless expression of the English teacher, the little fat man suddenly felt that he was great.

See how simple he is, he is both a father and a father for his daughter-in-law.

chapter⑤kneel on the ground and sing conquest

In the end, Shang Qing's class teacher gave Shang Qing a false approval under the stalking of the little fat man. As for the final reason, in order to preserve the face and personal dignity of the little fat man, it is still not disclosed.

Shang Qing followed behind the little fat man very helplessly, and yelled dissatisfiedly: "Hey, little fat man, where are you taking me?"

The little fat man changed from his shameless state at school, and returned to his seriousness, although he still had a bit of a wretched demeanor, "Meet the parents."

"Nani?!" Shang Qing immediately turned pale.

"Why are you surprised? We've all reached this age. It's time to meet our parents." The little fat man said calmly, dragging Shang Qing forward.

Shang Qing's face was full of black lines, and he pulled the corners of his eyes speechlessly: "I am only 12 years old, and you are only 11 years old. You just had a tooth replaced yesterday, and your mouth is leaking. How did you know that you should see your parents?" when?"

"..." The little fat man fell silent suddenly. Just when Shang Qing thought he was about to lose his temper, the little fat man turned to look at him pitifully. My sister said that if I didn't bring you back today, she would make me kneel on the ground and sing about conquering."

With a dry smile on the blue and black lines, "Didn't you practice your throat?"

"But she said that I didn't sing hard enough to the toilet last time, so she asked me to sing in the neighborhood with a tweeter all night." The little fat man wiped the corners of his eyes in a dignified manner, and secretly glanced at Shangqing's expression, seeing the fire. It was almost here, and he added: "I still want me to sing to the security room of the community with a broken bowl. The more tragic the singing, the better. If the security guards didn't come out with knives, and the residents of the community didn't throw the pans down." (If you sing to Red Wolf, you will throw away the pan), so I don’t have to go back.”

Seeing the pitiful appearance of the little fat man, Shang Qing nodded in agreement out of resignation.So...

Qilan crossed Erlang's legs and took a sip of tea, looked at Shangqing who was sitting upright, and asked, "Are you Qin Shangqing?"

The tone is like the kind of eunuch condescendingly looking at the ground pitifully