Those years when we stirred together

Xixi's little concubine said: "Are you Qin Shangqing?"

Shangqing secretly glanced at the little fat man who was kneeling on the washboard pitifully in the corner because of the crime of "moving too slowly", looked at Qilan who smiled like a devil, and immediately cheered up 18, "Yes, I It's Qin Shangqing."

He felt that he should establish a good relationship with this big sister, so that he would have a backer when the little fat man bullied him in the future.

Qi Lan nodded in satisfaction, pondered for a second, turned her head and glanced at the little fat man who was peeking this way, and suddenly shouted: "Xiaosheng! What are you looking at here, your skin is itchy, right? Go to the gate of the community at night Sing that I have no money and I am shameless."

"...Yes." The little fat man turned his head to look at the wall pitifully, sister, what about the conquest we agreed on?

"..." Shangqing immediately didn't dare to look at the little fat man, fearing that Qilan would get angry if she accidentally made her sing to the toilet to clean herself.

Qilan put her gaze on Shangqing, and said with a smile: "Not bad, not bad, it really is soft and easy to knock down. It's a good material, I'm very satisfied."

Shangqing quickly said, "As long as my sister is satisfied, as long as she is satisfied."

Qilan raised her eyebrows, and suddenly smiled and said, "I heard from Xiaosheng that your butt is pretty good."

Quality, do you think his butt is pork from the vegetable market?

Qin Shangqing was silent for a few seconds, laughing more dogleg than the little fat man: "Sister Miao praised, haha."

Chapter ⑥ What to eat, what to supplement, what to fight

Shangqing always thought that he was a patient child, but he was wrong, completely wrong.

He is proud of his patience in Qilan from the quality of his buttocks to whether he is comfortable when he is comfortable or when he is attacking, and whether the little fat man has worked on him so far (there is no typo, comrades who have studied physics should know) and then It's been a long time since he was working, and Shangqing wanted to replace the little fat man who was kneeling beside him.He's still a pure(?) kid, he doesn't understand such profound things.

Finally, Qilan kept Shangqing for dinner.

"..." Shangqing's hand holding the bamboo chopsticks froze in the air, staring dumbfounded at the... meat in the bowl in front of him whose altitude was increasing.

"Well, these ribs are delicious." The little fat man buried himself in his hard work, smacking his lips in satisfaction as he ate the braised pork ribs without looking at Cai Qing's face.

Seeing that the bamboo chopsticks of the little fat man were about to fall on the braised chicken wings, another pair of powerful bamboo chopsticks "touched" and inserted into the target of his chopsticks, ignoring the innocent and pitiful expression of the little fat man, Qi Lan smiled She looked like a wolf grandmother, but she thought she was like Little Red Riding Hood. She put the grilled chicken wings on the chopsticks into the bowl at Shangqing, and said with a smile: "Xiaoqing, eat more meat, I think more for Xiaosheng." Think about it."

Shang Qing was taken aback by her words, "Didn't you think for myself? Why, why do you think about the little fat man?"

According to general logic, it is true.But, would Qilan be that kind of ordinary person?

Qilan watched with a smile on Shangqing's trembling pick up of a grilled chicken wing, and said with a satisfied smile: "Eat more meat, you will have more meat on your body, and your butt will not be so sticky. That Xiaosheng When you do your work, you don’t need to be caught by your butt.”

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The chicken wings between Shangqing's chopsticks fell to the ground, and Shangqing was taken aback for a while, "You, didn't you say that my butt is of good quality?"

"It's good, it's just that there is too little meat and it doesn't feel sensual."

The little fat man turned a deaf ear to their conversation, just looked at the grilled chicken wings that fell on the ground with distress, and suddenly sang: grilled chicken wings, my favorite food, but I don't have a chance to eat it now.

However, of course he only dared to sing in his heart, unless he was about to die.

The little fat man continued to eat hard, and suddenly there was a piece of chicken kidney in the bowl (I believe those who know me should know chicken kidney (laughing))...

Before the little fat man had time to look up, Qi Lan's voice with a hidden knife in his smile came from beside his ear:

"If you eat more kidneys, what you eat will nourish you, and you won't lose your kidneys due to excessive work in the future."

The little fat man wanted to cry, but the chopsticks holding the chicken kidney trembled constantly. Under the gaze of Grandma Qilanlang, with tears in his eyes, he threw the chicken kidney into his mouth, and then swallowed it whole.

He secretly took a look at Shangqing, didn't he say what to eat and what to eat?Why don't you give Shangqing a chicken butt, and it's good to make up the butt (grievance).

Qi Lan smiled and shifted her target to look at Shang Qing, and found that he hadn't moved his chopsticks, and immediately smiled dangerously: "Xiao Qing, why don't you eat it, isn't it delicious and not to your liking?"

Hearing Qi Lan's dangerous voice, the little fat man trembled and felt chills all over.Looking at Shangqing nervously, he remembered that the last time Qilan acted like this, he was caught howling for a whole day in her university, standing on the rostrum with the principal's microphone facing the teaching building.

Just sing that "Neural Song".

Theater outside the book——

A man and a woman sat on the bed, the boyfriend picked his nostrils indistinctly, and the girlfriend slapped him on the head.

The boyfriend howled aggrievedly: "You know how to hit me, be careful that Xiao Xing and I have sex!"

The girlfriend laughed wildly: "You're the only one still fucking? It only takes three seconds to attack, and there are hemorrhoids on Shou's ass."

"..."

Elder: I made two covers myself, and I don’t know which one to choose.

Chapter⑦After the game, we parted ways

When he was leaving, the little fat man kindly went to see him off.On the way, after a long silence, Shang Qing suddenly said coolly, "Your sister is really warm-hearted..."

The little fat man didn't react for a while, he just thought that Shangqing couldn't handle his "enthusiastic" sister, so he rubbed the back of his head and laughed dryly. Looking up at a 45-degree angle to look at the night sky where the moon is already high above, continue to coolly say:

"I ate a lot of meat today..."

"..." He really couldn't say the words about mending his butt.

"I haven't eaten as much as today in a week."

"..." He couldn't even say the words about the long fleshy buttocks.

"I don't think I will ever eat meat again." Young Master Shangqing sighed sadly, and then walked away quietly.

The little fat man stood where he was, staring at the back of Mr. Shangqing, thoughtful.

Afterwards, the little fat man never went to see Qin Shangqing again.

With an indifferent attitude, Qin Shangqing felt that this should be the case when he was a sixth grader.

Later, the little fat man graduated from elementary school, and occasionally heard the teacher of the little fat man's elementary school say that the little fat man is promising and went to a very good junior high school.

The model of the junior high school is the same as that of the elementary school, day-to-day.

In junior high school, the little fat man still didn't come to him.When he was used to being pestered by little fat guys in elementary school, he couldn't get used to it all of a sudden, and he always felt a little lonely.Shang Qing comforted himself, it must be because the little fat man is too far away from his school.

With the passage of time, Shangqing began to get used to the life without the little fat man. On the day of junior high school graduation, the little fat man still didn't show up.

Once, when Shangqing was bored, thinking that the students in the second grade of junior high school were still in class, he rented a taxi all the way to the school where the little fat man was, but when he arrived at the school, the guard stopped him from doing work and asked him When looking for which class and which person, he found sadly that he didn't even know what the little fat man's name was, let alone which class he was in.

When he was leaving, he accidentally scanned the grade ranking list on the announcement wall. The first name in the second year column was Qisheng. He only felt a little familiar, so he left without thinking about it.

Then, the two lost contact completely.

In high school, Shangqing was admitted to No. [-] Middle School in the city.As for the little fat man, after graduation, he returned to his hometown and went to the city's No. [-] middle school, and passed the exam almost.

It was as if the two had never known each other.

In elementary school, it was like playing house, after the game, we parted ways.

Just like Qin Shangqing and the little fat man.

Fatty's older sister, Qilan, got married early and left the world of rotten girls, so she didn't mention Qin Shangqing, who was "soft and easy to push down" and "good buttocks" in elementary school.

For Qin Shangqing, it has been more than ten years since he met the little fat man again...

Elder: Go to No. [-] Middle School of the city to sign up today, dear friends, please bless me.Do you think that the setting of the little fat man is the same as that of the elder? ╭(╯^╰)╮hehe...

chapter⑧foodies can’t afford foodies

Qin Shangqing, 24 years old, is currently an illustrator in Boiling Studio. He looks delicate and handsome. If he is not an otaku, I believe there will be a large number of suitors.As for the gender of the suitor... Cough, you understand.

Qin Shangqing can't be considered to have achieved anything, but he still has no problem eating enough and clothing warmly.

At the class reunion in junior high school, Qin Shangqing attended with the attitude of "mixing eating and drinking", wandering among the delicacies.

As a foodie, especially a noble (…) foodie, Qin Shangqing and another foodie classmate worked hard beside the layer cake.

When the junior high school monitor saw them, he came over and twisted one with one hand, and said bitterly: "I know you two are foodies, but you don't need to eat this cake that was intended for decoration on such an occasion. "

The class monitor of the junior high school was a slim girl, but Qin Shangqing, the only male among the three, had no idea.

you say why?

Secretly tell you, the photo of the monitor when I took a personal photo when I graduated from junior high school...

It’s like going through the vicissitudes of life, after suffering the sufferings of the world, with a heart of vicissitudes for a moment, and believing that the world has true feelings, a tragic photo was released (people who know me, please don’t tell the person concerned, otherwise... I will die badly).

Almost made Qin Shangqing laugh and say no.

Excuse me, if you saw such a photo, would you still think of the slim monitor SA?