How to make fritters

Although Xia Youjie's promise was so sincere that Wujo Wu couldn't pretend to be wronged,

But Gojo Satoru couldn't help but suspect that the other party was forced by the current situation so donkey himself.

After all, this best friend used to fool himself by pretending that nothing happened, but now even if he is so sincere and has engraved countless spells, Gojo Satoru still can't fully trust the other party.

When the two returned home,

In the living room, I saw Zenyuan Shier who was about to throw out the trash. "Did Shi Er take the initiative to take out the trash today?" Xia Youjie couldn't help asking.

"what,

Just caught a mouse. "Chan Yuan Shi Er curled his lips, "It's troublesome to die,

It's better to throw it out sooner. "

What he said could not be... Xia Youjie swallowed a mouthful of saliva,

Then he reached out and opened the black garbage bag.Fyodor, who had already rolled his eyes and obviously passed out, appeared in front of Xia Youjie.

Well, he knew that this lazy boy would not do housework casually.

"Did he bring him back from Azhi?" Xia Youjie asked again after seeing Zenyuan Shier nodded.

"What about Aji?"

"That guy said before that he wanted to die for love,

Zenyuan Shier sneered, "Those knives went to help." "

"You..." Xia Youjie sighed helplessly while holding his forehead,

This home is now in disarray,

Don't just add to your troubles..." Wu,

Are these guys really helpful in getting out of prison gates? "

Judging from these things alone, apart from Zenyuan Shier, the other people don't feel like sinners at all... Isn't the definition of sinners in this world a bit too broad?

Xia Youjie rescued Fyodor from the garbage bag first, and put it on the floor of the living room covered with a carpet,

"After all, it's the guy who wants to go out together,

Bear with me? "

Seeing the monastery, he shrugged his shoulders indifferently,

Xia Youjie understood that the other party had listened to his suggestion.

Looking at Gojo Satoru,

The two went to Dazai Osamu's bedroom together again.After all, Osamu Dazai committed suicide not once or twice,

Before Xia Youjie opened the bedroom door, he had already recalled all kinds of oolong suicides that Osamu Dazai had committed before.

But this time, the situation was far beyond their imagination.just opened the door,

The two of them retched under the overwhelming bitter taste, "I can't breathe anymore..." Dazai Osamu's blue eyes were instantly forced out of normal saline by the strong and pungent smell in the air.

Xia Youjie is similar, but he is quite familiar with this smell.When I went shopping with Nanako and the others in my previous life, I was lucky enough to pass by several herbal tea shops.

It can be said that it is the only existence that can be compared with the taste of the curse spirit, Xia Youjie sighed.

"It's that thing called herbal tea..." Wujo Wujo was about to burst into tears, the two of them held their breath at the same time, then rushed in and saw what was going on inside.

There were two lying on the ground, one was Osamu Dazai and the other was Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada.The two people standing were wearing gas masks that they got from nowhere, and they were holding the source of evil that was constantly emitting a smell.

Xia Youjie shot quickly, punching Dazai Zhi who was already spitting awake.The candlestick next to him, Qie Guangzhong, looked more pitiful, so Xia Youjie didn't hit him in the stomach, but let him pass out quietly.

"Are you awake?" Gojo Satoru beckoned to Osamu Dazai from the side, "What are you feeding him?"

"It's an exclusive folk remedy for cooling and relieving fire—herbal tea!" Tsurumaru Kuninaga said, "It's not poison at all, it's something that can really help humans strengthen their bodies!"

"If you take off the gas mask now, I will believe it." Xia Youjie opened the window, regardless of whether it was cold or not, took a deep breath of the air outside.

Herbal tea isn't exactly what kills people, but in a way, it's about the same. "Why do you want to drink this?" Xia Youjie felt that the smell of this room would not dissipate for a week.

"Because Azhi just wanted to drink the antihypertensive medicine and the booster medicine together, it seems that he is not in good health, so I thought of a folk prescription for cooling and relieving the heat!" Sanri Yuezong moved quickly Take off the sweater that has been stained with the smell.

Also, whether you want to raise your blood pressure or lower your blood pressure, a cup of herbal tea can do it all... To some extent, Sanriyue is really amazing.Xia Youjie nodded with a smile, indicating that he understood.

Generally speaking, it was all Dazai Osamu's fault. I guess Dazai himself didn't expect Mikazuki to find such a thing... This is the legendary one thing and one thing.

"Candlestick Kiridon volunteered to make herbal tea, and I was worried that the whole house would be polluted, so I asked him to bring it and put it in Zhijun's room~" Tsurumaru Kuninaga also took off his outer shirt, and stood with Mikazuki Together, Mimi replied with a smile.

"...You guys did pretty well." Xia Youjie glanced at Osamu Dazai who was retching, and said from the bottom of his heart.

If you make herbal tea in the kitchen, it should be no less than cooking durian in the microwave.Then this home is unnecessary.

"Is it because of these circumstances that Jie chose to buy a new house?" Gojo Satoru asked.

"That's not true," Xia Youjie said, "Besides Sanriyue and the others you see now, there are three other knives. They live over there now."

"Eh? Don't you live together?" Gojo Satoru looked at Mikazuki curiously, "I thought you six were in the same group."

"It is indeed a group, but the three of them are not suitable to live with Jie Jun~" Tsurumaru Kuninaga smiled and said, "If you can bear it, let your Jie Jun paint that man's nails every day Oil."

"Fortunately, you have moved." Gojo Satoru put on a gentle smile, "Don't let me see that one!" His words were full of threats.

"Wu..." Xia Youjie smiled wryly, and he was glad that he didn't really paint the nail polish on that knife... If Wu knew about this, he would probably lose his skin.

"Then let's go take a shower first. We bought dinner a long time ago and put it in the kitchen. You can do it with a simple operation." After Tsurumaru finished speaking, he pushed Sankayue and hurriedly left the room.

"This room has been occupied! I'm going to live in another room today!" Osamu Dazai looked at Xia Youjie pitifully, as if I would bring the herbal tea downstairs if you don't agree.

"Aji, you don't want to kill others..." Xia Youjie felt that his nose was no longer his own, but Gojo Satoru was smart enough to put on the gas mask that Tsurumaru Kuninaga took off.

"Anyway, let Candlestick live here. I'll lend him the bed today." Osamu Dazai said to himself, and then nodded his head feeling very reasonable.

"You can do whatever you want, but tonight I can only let Shi Er cook." Xia Youjie regretfully glanced at Candlestick Qie Guangzhong who didn't seem to wake up.The most delicious cooking has already hit the street today due to poisonous gas, and now I can only let another one do it.

It's not that Zenyuan Shier's cooking is not delicious, but that after getting to know him well, he always only cooks what he likes to eat, and he doesn't clean up the dishes after meals, completely looking like a little boy.Even if Osamu Dazai showed the aura of a mafia, he could still be beaten by Zenyuan Shier.

Generally speaking, the money is not in place. After all, I am still a poor student. If I want to support a Buddhist monastery, I can only issue an indefinite IOU first... If I am too lazy, I will forget it.

"... I really want to try some refreshing suicide methods next time..." Osamu Dazai was silent for a moment, his tone full of regret.

Mikazuki Zongjin is really the strongest...Xia Youjie looked at Dazai Osamu with a look of remorse in surprise, thinking in his heart.

The three of them closed the bedroom door and walked down.

"Did you go to brush the Chinese medicine pot just now?" Zenyuan Shi Er, who has a very keen sense of smell, covered his nose since the three of them walked downstairs. "Please stay away, my nose hurts."

"Shi Er, I'm going to trouble you to cook today." Xia Youjie smiled helplessly, "San Riyue said that the dinner has been bought, just a simple operation."

"...you..." Zenyuan Shier's expression became a little strange for a moment, but none of them could see the reason. "Okay, but you want to eat." Zenyuan Shier suddenly smiled strangely, then got up happily and went to the kitchen.

"Why is he so talkative today?" Xia Youjie glanced at Zenyuan Shier's back curiously, "Never mind him, although he is a physical tyrant with no IQ, he can still cook." Osamu Dazai lay lazily on the couch.

"Have you thought of a way to get out?" Gojo Satoru suddenly walked up to Dazai Osamu and asked aloud.

"No~" Osamu Dazai stretched out a finger and shook it, "But it's good news that you will like."

"Enlightenment?" Xia Youjie sat on the sofa, "Did you and Azhi say anything before?"

"No, Jie Jun is still too stupid... Can't you figure it out so simple?" Osamu Dazai glanced at the smiling Xia Youjie, and then said, "No wonder your best friend will be eaten to death, Has the brain been flooded with five tears until it rusts?"

"... Hurting others is hurting others, but don't affect the relationship between me and Jie!" Gojo Satoru hurriedly squeezed Osamu Dazai's shoulder when he heard the end. It feels like breaking them both apart.

"Okay, okay, what I'm thinking of is the possibility of keeping Jiejun alive~" Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand, and pointed at the unconscious Fyodor from the air. "The singularity of the supernatural power can also be understood as a singularity. Although it has not been proven, I have personally practiced it once!"

"Let me guess, can you open other worlds?" Wujo Satoru showed a curious expression, but his tone sounded as if he had already confirmed it.

"It's not wrong for you to think so." Osamu Dazai shrugged and continued, "But the existence of the singularity has not been proven, so I cannot guarantee its safety."

"But you just said that you have had an incident in person, so are you still not sure?" Xia Youjie suddenly asked from the side.

"That time there was no way." Osamu Dazai showed a nostalgic expression, "If the little man and I didn't trigger the singularity, we might really have died."

"But the last time you triggered the singularity was you and your partner, can you guarantee that it can be triggered this time?" Gojo Satoru asked suddenly. "Even if it is certain that Mr. Russia is the same type as you, his ability has not been triggered yet."

"Is it his ability?" Dazai Osamu put his eyes on Fyodor who had already woken up, "It's 'crime and punishment'~ To be more specific, it should be to conjure a Russian brown bear?"

"...I'm sorry, I'm a foreigner, so I didn't understand what you said just now." Fyodor felt his veins dancing on his forehead, although he had already guessed the disgusting personalities of the people in front of him, But Fyodor, who has always been respected in Russia, still feels that he cannot bear this anger.

"We're talking about the singularity~ Majin-kun should be very clear too, right?" Osamu Dazai said with a smile, his aura like black mud was about to materialize. "By the way, Jie, you may not be aware that this Demon King is the leader of a Russian terrorist organization!"

"With his small body? Can't even beat a bear?" Gojo Satoru was the first to utter a voice of distrust. "Shouldn't Russians be the ones who beat bears with bare hands and have vodka in their blood?"

Looking at Fyodor, who was slowly flowing out of black air from his body, Xia Youjie said, "Wu, don't say that, Mr. Long has a weak body, you can tell from the name alone He's a decent Russian."

These two guys definitely did it on purpose.Fyodor took a deep breath, and since he was now on someone else's territory, he had to take the lead in enduring it for a while.

As long as he can go out, he, Fyodor, must show these young people what is called the underground bandit group—the terror of the rats of the dead house!

The author has something to say: Small theater - after going out:

Fyodor: Let me show you the horror of the rat of the dead house!

Osamu Dazai: It's not that you can't see it, but can you go to Tokyo?Both of them have nothing to do with Yokohama.

Gojo Satoru: Are you sure it wasn't a mouse taking to the streets?

Xia Youjie: Wu, please be more polite, it's obviously a mouse on the street.