How to make fritters

The two of them just made a joke to liven up the atmosphere,

After the joke, Gojo Satoru asked, "Leaving aside whether the singularity can allow us to successfully reach the second world, how do we get back?"

"I don't know~" Osamu Dazai shrugged,

Said briskly,

"Although I did open the singularity, I never entered it."

OK,

Isn't this a dead end?Gojo Satoru just laughed angrily.

"Or..." At this time,

Xia Youjie, who had been quiet for a long time, suddenly thought of someone and patted Gojo Wu on the shoulder.Just as he was about to say something, Xia Youjie was interrupted mercilessly by Gojo Wu.

"Then according to what you said,

You don't know which world the singularity will open up? "

"Isn't that natural? It may be a parallel world, or it may be a completely different world,

Anyway, it's all about luck. "Osamu Dazai closed his eyes,

A look of resignation.

"Enlightenment,

listen to me. "Xia Youjie tapped Gojo Wu on the head, and then said, "I can go to Dr. Ali. "

"Who?" Gojo Satoru picked out his ears, saying that he had never heard of this character before.

On the contrary, Osamu Dazai and Fyodor showed thoughtful expressions.

"Are you talking about Dr. Ari who helped that famous detective in Tokyo behind the scenes? I didn't expect you to know him." Fyodor interrupted suddenly,

"I've changed my mind about you,

Jie Jun. "

"Don't be so nasty,

Jay is not what you can call it. "Gojo Satoru said,

Then he hugged Jay tightly.

In fact, Osamu Dazai called me that too, Xia Youjie blinked his eyes, not wanting to expose the fact that Wujo Wujo had double standards right now.

"If it's the bald doctor,

It is indeed possible to make some wonderful things. Osamu Dazai said to himself while clutching his chin. "If you have no problem, I can contact you." " Xia Youjie said.

For the time being, it has been settled, because leaving the prison gate is the common idea of ​​everyone, so even Osamu Dazai did not act as a demon.

Seeing Osamu Dazai and Fyodor leave together, Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie breathed a sigh of relief and lay lazily on the sofa.

"Jie, those two guys look very similar." Wujo Satoru looked at their backs and said suddenly.

"I can't say they are very similar, I can only say they are exactly the same...it's all black and white." Xia Youjie replied.Although Fyodor is considered normal, to some extent, that weak Russian is more dangerous than Osamu Dazai.

Xia Youjie blinked and suddenly thought of something.He straightened up a little, looked at Gojo Wujo who was lying comfortably on the sofa beside him eating candy, and asked, "I just remembered, Wujo, don't you need to go home?"

"No need, since Jie already knows everything, can't I live forever? I seem to sleep with Jie..." Gojo Satoru showed pitiful eyes.

Xia Youjie's eyes wandered for a moment, "But there is no room." Could it be that I live in the same room as me... Hiss, does Wu really understand the situation?

"Then I'll share a room with you." Wujo Wuhu raised his arms, "Doesn't Jie want to live with me?"

Xia Youjie swallowed subconsciously when Gojo Wu approached him.I want to, of course I want to. "Then don't regret it..." Xia Youjie said hoarsely.

Hmph, Gojo Satoru nodded, and happily let go of Xia Youjie.Jay is only 12 years old, right?It is not certain who will regret it first.

The two of them lay quietly for a while, the Chanyuan didn't even know what they were doing, the kitchen door was tightly closed, and there was no dinner yet.

Xia Youjie was feigning sleep with his eyes closed, when he suddenly heard the sound of a text message from his mobile phone, ignoring Gojo Satoru's instant attention, he took out his mobile phone and sent a text message back.

"Who are you sending messages to?" Gojo Wu moved closer, but just happened to see his own face that Xia Youjie used as a screensaver after exiting the interface.

I also know how to use my face as a screen saver, hum.Gojo Satoru blinked his eyes, and adjusted to a gentle strategy after anxiously correcting him.

"You have a little secret now! Tell me, do you like other cats!?" Gojo Satoru questioned Xia Youjie's arm with his fingers poking like a little wife, pouting his mouth.

"No... Dr. A Li said that he will bring the finished product in a while." Xia Youjie had no choice but to open the text message again, and showed Wutiaowu the chat records between the prostitute and Dr. A Li.

Gojo Satoru snorted, and read through the previous information together. "Wu, are you only three years old now? Can you stop being so childish..." Xia Youjie felt a little regretful thinking about it now. If he had known, he would not have known Wutiao Wu so early.

Good guy, he is only 12 now, and he is going to start from nothing, and by the way, he also needs to raise a 3-year-old bastard named Gojo Satoru.

"Honmaru Linker?" Gojo Satoru turned his head to the side and asked curiously.

"This is actually designed for Sanriyue and the others. They came here by accident. They originally lived in a place called Honmaru." Xia Youjie explained.

"Ah, there's also the retrograde army they mentioned last time, right?" Wujo nodded in understanding, then flipped through some of the missing ones, and then threw the phone back to Xia Youjie.

Although today is Jie's birthday, because the era they live in is still very backward, and Jie's mind is also an adult, Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie are a little bored.

Xia Youjie looked at Gojo Satoru who glanced at him from time to time, and sighed. "Enlightenment, if I can go to Honmaru, I will definitely take you with me."

"Honmaru..." Gojo Satoru's face became brighter, and he didn't know what interesting event he had thought of. "But I don't have spiritual power, and I don't want to wake up those swords like Jie."

"Are you trying to remind me to engrave the curse seal?" Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes pretending to be angry.

"I didn't say that, Jie should stop squinting, he couldn't see his eyes at all...but if Jie mentioned it, let's carve another one~" Gojo Wujo approached with a shy face, and Xia Youjie was very ruthless Slapped him away.

"No, I've already been deceived by you for two curse seals, you have to be kind, Wu." Xia Youjie raised his chin, deliberately looking down at Wujo Wu.

"Jie can only look down on me now... After all, I will be 10 centimeters taller than you in the future~" Gojo Satoru said very frightened.

Seeing that his plan did not succeed, Gojo Satoru was not disappointed either.Although Jie Neng promised that it would be engraved just now, but Gojo Satoru himself hadn't made up his mind about what to do in the end.

The two lay down for a while, and finally, there was movement from the kitchen. "It seems that Shi Er has finished cooking." Xia Youjie exhaled, walked to the door of the kitchen, and prepared to help Xia Youjie serve the dishes.

The moment the kitchen door opened, Xia Youjie thought his kitchen had become a cesspit. "Sher what did you do?"

Gojo Satoru also smelled an indescribable stench, but he still ran to the second floor in silence, and then greeted Zaizhi and Fyodor down together.

With a smug smile on Zenyuan Shier's face, he came out with several bowls in his hand, and said with Xia Youjie's disapproving eyes. "I don't know, this is the snail noodles that Sanriyue and the others bought today, your dinner."

No wonder I agreed to cook so readily, because I knew the smell was wrong!

Seeing how delicious the Zenyuan Shier was eating, Xia Youjie felt that he was also someone who had eaten sewer rags anyway, so naturally he couldn't be cowardly.

When Gojo Wu and the others came down holding their noses, they saw Zenyuan Shier and Xia Youjie who were eating well.

"Really or not." Gojo Satoru looked at Xia Youjie in shock.Liuyan couldn't tell Wujo Wu what was added to this bowl of red food to make it so smelly, but Liuyan could tell him that Xia Youjie was really enjoying himself now.

"Wu, actually you won't feel the smell after taking a bite." Xia Youjie said sincerely.

"Excuse me, is this bowl of shit-like chocolate?" Osamu Dazai asked sincerely.After all, he just tried herbal tea in the morning, and now he has an unknown fear of this strange-smelling thing.

"Snail noodles are really delicious." Xia Youjie recommended sincerely.

Gojo Wu took a deep breath, sat next to Xia Youjie, and took a bite of sour bamboo shoots with Jie's chopsticks. "...Huh?" Gojo Satoru blinked his eyes, and the delicious taste in his mouth made him ignore the stench above it for a moment.

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, glanced at Fyodor who was written all over his body with resistance, and sat obediently at the dining table.Picking up his bowl of snail noodles, he ate it in small bites.

"Excuse me, did you do it on purpose?" Fyodor asked gently. If you ignore his murderous eyes, the Russian in front of you still looks weak.

"No, in fact, we were also shocked at first." Xia Youjie said. "But you can try it, it's really not bad."

Fyodor couldn't stand or walk, so he sat down stiffly, then took the chopsticks at hand, and opened his mouth to murmur.

...well, it's delicious, but they must have done it on purpose.The head of Russia was thinking about it, while fanning himself.

At this time, Zen Yuan Shier had finished eating, and took his own bowl and put it into the sink in the kitchen. "Who will wash the dishes later?"

This smell is estimated that no one would like to wash it.Xia Youjie took a sip of the soup, and then said, "I have a curse spirit that was recovered today, let it wash."

Zenyuan Shier nodded, and went upstairs directly.

"Can bears wash dishes?" Gojo Satoru asked.

"It should be fine if it has arms and hands?" Xia Youjie replied after recalling the structure of the brown bear.

Dazai swallowed the food in his mouth, glanced at Xia Youjie, and asked questions. "Bears don't know how to wash dishes, do they?"

"Yes, you can do it with more practice." Xia Youjie replied with a smile on his face.

Afterwards, Osamu Dazai and Fyodor went upstairs together again. Although they knew each other so well without knowing what happened to them, it was a good thing that the two most troublesome people could be tied to each other.

Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie opened all the windows and the front and back doors on the first floor. After all, after eating, the lingering smell still made people panic.

"By the way, Jie." Turning on the TV and watching the news for a while, Gojo Satoru suddenly remembered about Dr. Ali. "The doctor you mentioned, when will he come?"

As soon as the words were finished, Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie heard voices coming from the door. "...Jay?"

The two walked towards the entrance at the same time, and saw a short and fat man covering his mouth and nose with a handkerchief. "Dr. A Li...we were eating snail noodles just now." Xia Youjie said with a wry smile.

"I see, I thought your toilet was broken..." Dr. A Li smiled with difficulty. "This is Mr. Wu, I often hear Jie mention you."

"Hello." Wujo Wu's obedient answer made Xia Youjie's eyes widen in surprise.

Is this still enlightenment?He actually asked?

Dr. Ali didn't know the twists and turns between the two of them, he took out a small door frame from his pocket!Ammonia is the mushroom ㄆ ⥔ ψ filthy ignorant, do you want to try it? "

Xia Youjie glanced at Gojo Satoru next to him who was excited, then nodded, "Okay, please come in."

The author has something to say: snail powder is really smelly and delicious... Baji Baji

Postmortem Theater - Stinky

Fyodor: My hat! ! ! (The fur smells better, you can guess for yourself)

Osamu Dazai: Next time, put the sour bamboo shoots in the little man's red wine hehehehe

Zenyuan Shier: A group of ignorant people

Xia Youjie: It tastes better than Mantra, but it smells a bit bad. (It's better than the rag that wiped the toilet drain)

Gojo Satoru: The six eyes are about to be smoked out...

Three Riyue - Hidden merit and fame