A Beginner's Guide to Cat Ownership

The kitten, who was still limp in his arms for the last second, ruthlessly ran back to his room. As a kitten with backbone, of course, he had to resolutely refuse such an unreasonable request.

It's better to go to class with children than to catch mice.

Waiting for the test results at home on Monday morning, no surprises, Yitong was assigned to a lower grade, and the class teacher was Lexi, who asked them to gather at No. 3296 Endless Lane in the afternoon to identify the classroom.

Endless Alley is the alley he is in, because the space is so large that there is no end, and it can accommodate outsiders at any time.

In the afternoon, Yanxi led Yitong, and Yitong carried the little briquette to the classroom. The two of them did not talk to each other, but the little briquette became more and more confused. He really couldn't understand the two parents. Angry but without a trace of gunpowder, it is awkward to say that the cold war can be switched to gluey mode at any time, like the bubble gum he has eaten, it is sour first and then sweet, which is not what it tastes like.

No. 3296 has a long way to go to the alley, which is a place that Yitong has never touched. I made it according to my own preferences. Anyway, the space is large. If you think about what you want to build, you can find a place to build it. No one cares whether you are an illegal building.

It is said that the one who can support such a large space is the director Song Hezhen. He was originally the most space-talented monk who ascended from the human world. A homeless stranger in the human world.

Yitong visibly flinched when passing the ancient tomb, and took the initiative to approach Yanxi, arm in arm with him: "Are all the ghosts living here?"

Yan Xi said: "It's a zombie, the ghost is in the underworld."

Yi's pupils shrank even more, and her voice was very weak: "Then will they come out in the middle of the night to scare people?"

Yanxi said: "It's no fun to scare people, it can scare monsters, especially like minors."

Yitong: "?"

"You can also turn into a demon to frighten them." Yan Xi added, "They are quite timid."

Yitong turned her head away, and decided not to talk to him for half an hour.

"Here we are." Yan Xi said.

No. 3296 is an antique palace surrounded by fairy mist, but it is not far from the ancient tomb, which is very uncoordinated. You can see the rows of tombstones when you look up. You can imagine that after school is late, the sky will not end, and the sunset is like blood. , How infiltrating the scene will be when the zombies slowly climb up from the tomb.

Yitong didn't care about anything for half an hour anymore, and asked Yanxi pitifully, "Are you coming back from school to pick me up at night?"

Yan Xi asked back: "There are no ghosts in the demon world, so what are you afraid of?"

Yitong said aggrievedly, "But I've heard ghost stories before."

Yan Xi said: "Since you have heard ghost stories, you should know that black cats ward off evil spirits."

The two of them looked at the little briquette who was still half awake and half asleep in Yitong's arms.

Little coal ball: "Meow?" I hope parents don't always use him as a target when they quarrel, it is easy to hurt innocent people.

Yitong couldn't help but retort: ​​"But it's the black donkey's hooves that deal with the zombies."

Yanxi said: "I'll buy one for you in the afternoon."

Yitong was so angry that she turned her face away: "Forget it if you don't come to pick me up, I will find someone to go back by myself."

"Come and pick me up." Yanxi said, a smile flashed in his eyes, but unfortunately no one saw it, "Call me when you finish class."

Yitong is also very easy to coax, and she smiled when she heard the words: "Thank you brother Yanxi."

Yanxi knocked on the bronze door, the stone lions on both sides of the door opened their mouths, and the door slowly opened.

"I didn't expect that the adults came to see them off in person." Le Xi hurriedly came to greet them, and when they saw two people greeted warmly, "Would you like to come in for a cup of tea, my lord?"

He himself is much more lively than in the photos, and he can feel the vigorous vigor as soon as he gets close, and anyone will be brought into a happy mood.

"No need." Yan Xi said lightly, then turned and left.

Lexi's tense body relaxed, she pulled Yitong across the courtyard, and asked him some trivial matters.

He couldn't put it down for Yitong, he couldn't get enough of it: "Xiaobai, why is the human figure so beautiful."

Yitong said shyly, "I'm a public servant."

Lexi laughed: "The male can also be said to be beautiful."

Yitong's human figure is indeed extremely delicate and beautiful, whether it is the agile eyes, moist red lips, jade-like muscles and bones, or the graceful jawline, all make him crazy, especially this kind of beauty is not feminine, It's just the right amount of juvenile feeling. Even though he has seen countless people, he has never seen a person whose aesthetics can grow in all aspects. He couldn't think of other adjectives except beautiful for a while.

Lexi asked, "Are you going to be an adult in one month?"

Yitong didn't notice his gaze: "That's right, does it mean that you don't have to go to school when you're an adult?"

"Of course not. There's a lot to learn, regardless of age." Lexi approached him and asked in a low voice, "Is it too stressful to live with him? Do you think I'm going to apply for adoption and handover procedures? How about you living with me?" Sample?"

It's really the type he likes, even if Yanxi is in front, he can't help it, besides, with Yanxi's personality, he definitely can't bear to stay in the same room with outsiders for a long time, and it is estimated that he will have to drive them away in a few days, he Picking him up was actually helping Yanxi.

Yitong was taken aback, and immediately shook her head: "No need, thank you teacher, brother Yanxi is very kind to us."

The pressure is not pressure, it is just jumping back and forth between being angry and being coaxed every day. During this period of time, his mood swings and anger are more than the sum of the times since he was born.

Since the other party had no intentions, Lexi stopped thinking for the time being and touched the little briquettes in his arms: "There really isn't a single stray hair, I like black cats so much."

He likes Xiaobai, and he also likes Xiaohei. It is like a dream to have both. It is a pity that it falls into the hands of people who don't understand the style. It is really a waste of money.

The two walked through the deep courtyard, and in the open hall, there were already three people sitting on the sofa, all of them looked at them curiously, and Yitong also looked back, unable to figure out their identities, one was a handsome man about his age. Yi teenager, the other two are a little immature, about thirteen or fourteen years old, they look almost the same in appearance, they should be twins.

Lexi entered the door and signaled Yitong to sit with them, and she sat opposite, and said with satisfaction: "Now all the lower grade students are here."

Yitong looked left and right, but still didn't see anyone else, Lexi smiled and said: "Don't look, aren't they all sitting here?"

Yitong was stunned, there were only four of them in their entire grade.

And it's not even the imaginary children...

One of the twins asked: "Why are there just four of us?"

Lexi smiled and said: "Of course it is based on the test scores. You have never lived in the crowd and your foundation is relatively weak. There is nothing you can do about it."

It means that only you four older children are so bad in the exam.

The four lowered their heads in shame.

Another of the twins asked: "Are we here for class? What about the other grades?"

Lexi said; "They are already qualified to mix into the human world, so they take classes outside. This is my home, and I teach all your courses. How about it, aren't you happy?"

All four of them showed envious eyes. It is rumored that the human world is extremely wonderful, and it is the place they have always longed for.

The goal of graduation is to be able to perfectly integrate into human life without being discovered.It is not difficult for monsters who were born in the human world, but for them who are isolated from the world for various reasons, it is very difficult.

"Okay, there is no class today, I'll give you some time to get acquainted with your classmates." Lexi said, and four jade slips appeared in his hand, and each of them sent one, "This is the textbook, go back and preview it by yourself."

After saying that, he was still not at ease, and taught them to stick the jade slip on their foreheads and read the contents with their consciousness.

The twins are younger, more lively and proactive, and introduce themselves, like a child: "My name is Lin Qiong, and I am a little red fox. I am three and a half years old this year."

"My name is Lin Long, I'm a little white fox, and I'm three and a half years old this year."

It was difficult for the two of them to tell who was who. If they insisted on finding a difference, Lin Qiong's face was a little sharper, and there was a small mole under the corner of her left eye, which added a bit of melancholy to her.

Just wait...is age a problem? !This look, three and a half years old? !

The rest of the teenagers also replied obediently: "My name is Ao Yao, I am a little dragon, and I am two and a half years old this year."

...This one is even more outrageous.

The twins laughed loudly: "Do you have a brother named Ao Tang?"

Ao Yao said in surprise: "No, but my sister's name is Ao Tang, and she can't open her eyes yet."

The twins laughed so hard that they turned into two foxes and ran around the room. They were so fast that only a red shadow and a white shadow could be seen. Return to human form, continue to bow your head and sit obediently.

It turns out that everyone is not the same age, but his classmates are generally more mature.

In contrast, Yitong, an older child, is very out of gregarious, and said blushingly, "My name is Yitong, and I'm a white cat. I'm already seventeen."

"Wow, it's Big Brother." The twins turned to him at the same time and held their faces in their hands, "Big Brother, you want to take us to play."

They are in the puberty that is about to develop, the baby fat on their faces has not faded, their flesh is plump, white and tender, their eyes are big and round, they look very cute, and they are not out of harmony.

If the small briquettes could take shape, they would probably be about the same size as them.

Yitong felt that she was merging into two small briquettes, and her whole body exuded a glow of love: "Okay, okay, brother will bring you something to eat tomorrow."

"You're still pretending to be tender, and you're already an adult demon. According to the age of human beings, they are in their fifties or sixties." Lexi tapped the heads of the two of them lightly with jade slips, and said to Yitong, "They are my close relatives. , I am used to being in the deep mountains and old forests, always getting into trouble, so I brought them to me to educate them, and I like to play pranks, but the malice is not serious, just don't believe what they say."

After finishing speaking, he tapped Ao Yao again: "Xiao Longzi, you have followed suit and failed."

Ao Yao said calmly: "I'm sorry, teacher, because my dream is to go back to my childhood when I was two and a half years old. I accidentally couldn't distinguish between reality and fantasy."

The afternoon was spent getting to know each other quickly, and when school was about to leave, Ao Yao grabbed Yitong and whispered: "White cat, wait a minute, I have something to ask for your help."