A Beginner's Guide to Cat Ownership

Within a few days, Yuefu handed over the cat demon information registered in the past to Yitong. There were only a dozen of them in total. Only six people could be found.

"These people live with humans, so you need someone to accompany you. Our director just came back, and I don't dare to fish during working hours." Yuefu said, "If you are in a hurry, why don't you Ask Lord Yanxi to take you there."

Yitong hesitated, not because he still didn't talk to Yanxi, but because he wanted to find his biological parents, and Yanxi, as a guardian, might be very sad.

Although he couldn't imagine how the other party was sad...

After thinking about it, he decided to test the other party.

The No. [-] cat demon on the whole network: "Is the boss there?"

Yanxi came back quickly, making Yitong wonder if he was also fishing at work: "If you have something to say, just tell me, don't ask if you are here."

This is the last time I replied to him, Yitong stopped, and asked in a good voice: "Good boss. I want to ask you something, can I?"

Yanxi: "Yes, but there is a consulting fee."

Little Cat Demon: "?!! I didn't even charge you!"

Yanxi: "I am more precious."

The little cat demon: "..." He had no choice but to send a red envelope to the other party, "Is it okay now?"

Yan Xi didn't accept it: "I don't want money, I want you to promise me a request."

The little cat demon: "...what request?"

Yanxi: "I haven't thought about it, I'll tell you when I think about it."

Yitong was so angry that he felt that his temper was the best in the world, and he had almost never quarreled with anyone before, but when he was paired with Yanxi, he could always be ignited, he was like a flame, he could easily ignite people Trigger bomb.

How could anyone say that he is as unattainable as a snow lotus on an iceberg? He has a bad temper and provokes the kittens at home every day.

Forced to helplessness, Yitong had no choice but to agree to the overlord's terms: "Okay, but don't go too far...for example, ask me to catch mice for you!"

Yanxi: "Well, tell me."

Yitong hesitated to type: "If your kitten wants to find its biological parents, as a guardian, will you feel sad and angry?"

He didn't dare to look at his phone after typing, for fear of seeing the answer he didn't want to see. Both of them felt uncomfortable, and he comforted himself that this was an outsider's assumption. If the other party's reaction was too intense, he wouldn't let him know. It took a while Only then did he cover the screen with his hand, revealing a fingertip to peek at the unread messages.

Yanxi: "If he finds it, will he leave me?"

This sentence, even in words alone, has a sad and fragile taste, Yi Tong inexplicably twitched in his heart, imagining the other party's hurt expression, and couldn't bear it even more, and couldn't say anything that hurt him: "No way... He just wanted to know what his biological parents looked like, why they abandoned him in the first place, and would walk around if possible, but you are still the guardian and still live with you, it's just that you have more relatives."

Yanxi: "Look for it."

Yitong was very moved: "Thank you boss for your answer!"

Yanxi: "What? The cat of your other employer has become a sperm in two days, clamoring to find his biological parents?"

Little cat demon: "...No, no, this is the third employer, a cat demon who came to ask how to get along with the guardian."

Yanxi: "You have quite a wide business."

The little cat demon: "Hahahaha, there is no way, there are old people and young people, for the sake of living, hahahaha..."

Yanxi didn't go back, Yitong waited for a while, and seeing that he didn't intend to continue asking, she happily went to prepare dinner, that little cake Yanxi liked very much, so I'll bake another one for him.

But as he was doing it, he thought of a question: he hasn't asked the other party if he can accompany him to find it, but if he uses the account of the little cat demon to test it out, and then uses the identity of Yitong to practice, will it be too obvious?No matter how slow the reaction is, you can detect something is wrong, right?

After thinking about it, he decided to wait for the other party to come back and ask himself. There will be a long time to come. In order to live in harmony, he must not drop this vest.

After a while, he received a text message.

Why is there another 100 million in his bank card?

When Yanxi came home at night, Yitong asked him during dinner: "Brother Yanxi, why did you send me money again?"

He has 100 million in his Alipay, 100 million in his bank card, and 300 million in total in the afternoon. He doesn’t know how many cakes he can bake, and he won’t be able to spend it in another 100 years.

It happened so suddenly, I always felt something was wrong...

Yan Xi said: "You are going to school, there are many places to spend money."

Yitong was startled, almost forgot that she had gone through the admission procedures: "When do you go?"

Yan Xi said: "Next Monday."

Next Monday... is tomorrow!

He also planned to ask Yanxi to take him to those cat demons.

He had to ask: "Is there any vacation?"

Yanxi said: "I don't know, you can ask the teacher."

After dinner, Yanxi recommended a WeChat contact for him. The name was Little Pudding, which was delicious, and his profile picture was a cute cartoon girl.

It's a female teacher, she looks cute and easy to talk, Yitong is very happy, because such a teacher means that the study life will not be too hard, so she greeted: "Hello, teacher."

The little pudding is delicious: "Hello, children~ This is Teacher Le Xile, please send your real name and parent's name and contact information to the teacher, the teacher is good for notes."

Yitong sent it over, and happily replied, "So it's Xiaobai from Master Yanxi's family! I touched you before, do you remember me?"

He sent a photo: "This is me!"

Yitong saw the photo and was shocked immediately. The photo showed a man in his 20s, with short hair and a bachelor's uniform, smiling brightly in front of the gate of a school. It's a boy.

He clicked into the other party's profile again, and found that the profile was clearly marked as male, which made him a little suspicious of Maosheng.

It seems that the cutest people on the Internet are the boys... just like Yuefu Mingming is so sweet, but his online name is the king of the wild king, his profile picture is an emoji, and he honestly calls everyone's favorite Xiaobai , the profile picture is also one of his own paws.

Yitong put away her shock, pretended nothing happened, and asked calmly, "Teacher, do we have a vacation?"

Lexi: "Yes, usually weekends are off."

Yitong: "Then can I take small briquettes to school?"

Lexi: "Of course, you are reporting the names of two people, but since Xiao Hei can't speak in disguise, he is counted as one with you, and he doesn't need to take the exam, just go with you."

Still have an exam? !

Before Yitong could react, Lexi pulled him into a group: "Hello, new school children! Since everyone's age and level of knowledge are different, so now we will take a pre-enrollment test. According to the test results It is divided into three grades: low, middle and high. This test is only used for classifying grades. Parents and the Internet are not allowed to help. If you get a high score by cheating, you will not be able to keep up even in the senior grades and you will be exchanged back to the lower grades. The paper will be handed in in an hour, thank you for your cooperation!"

Then he sent a document, Yitong clicked it, it was a test paper.

Yanxi sat beside him to watch without anyone noticing, Yitong accidentally raised her head and bumped into his chin, instinctively covered her painful head, then hurriedly switched to covering the screen, and asked vigilantly: "What are you doing?" ?”

Yanxi said: "Look."

Yitong said; "The teacher said that parents can't help."

Yanxi said: "Even if you ask me, I won't know."

"Don't you have a test?"

"I don't go to school again."

"……"makes sense.

The little coal ball was also sitting on the other side of the sofa and stretched its head to take a look. Yitong turned the screen towards him: "Although you don't need to take the exam, you should study hard and study hard. If you get lost one day, you can rely on your profound knowledge knowledge to find their way home."

They are all multiple-choice questions, but the amount of questions is very large, there are a total of 120 questions, and the scope of coverage is also very wide, from daily life to astronomy and geography, ancient and modern history, mathematics and chemistry, all of which are covered. At the beginning, Yitong can still take it seriously He really answered the questions, but later he couldn't even understand a single symbol, and looked at the test paper with a blank face.

Yanxi changed a dice and handed it to him: "Use this for multiple-choice questions."

Yitong: "..."

This kind of parents who don't teach good things can't be rich for three generations.

He is a kitten with only bones, and he can't treat the exam in such a deceptive way, so he chooses to hand in the paper directly.

The white paper is a brave face to one's true level, a free and easy way not to pursue the false name of gambling, a respect for precious time, and at the same time, it reduces the burden of the teacher to correct the paper.

"It's probably going to be a lower grade." Yanxi commented.

Yitong asked: "Do you want to go to school with many children?"

Yan Xi said: "Maybe."

Yitong imagined a scene where she was an adult caught among many children, and fell silent.

After a while, he turned into his original form, and dexterously jumped into Yanxi's arms, rubbed his clothes back and forth, wanted to hug him, to hold him high, rolled around in his arms, Yanxi stopped his hands on him. On his back, he exposed his stomach knowingly, Yanxi held one of his meat pads, and he stretched out the other one, and gently licked and bit his fingers holding him. Acting coquettishly and being cute, one person couldn't stand it, until he felt that the other party had let down his vigilance, he sweetly called out: "Brother Yanxi."

The little coal ball rubbed his eyes desperately, and even quietly crawled up to him and touched his tail to make sure it was not a hallucination.

Yanxi was as motionless as a mountain, only slowly stroking his stomach: "Say."

Yitong said coquettishly: "Can you teach me the spell of transformation?"

Yanxi asked: "What do you want to change?"

"Become six or seven years old."

Yan Xi said: "Yes, but there are requirements."

"..." Why is this person like this again!

However, if there is something to ask for, I can only ask aggrievedly: "What request?" Could it be that I haven't figured it out yet?

Yanxi said: "There are mice in my office recently."

Yitong: "???"

The author has something to say: I don't blame the cat for being too naive, but only blame the opponent Lu Shen.

Make up for yesterday, sorry sorry!