A Beginner's Guide to Cat Ownership

In the afternoon, Yitong worked diligently to cook. He didn't know Yanxi's taste, so he cooked more than a dozen dishes. In the north, there was pork in a pot; It took a lot of effort to have everything, and it took a whole afternoon to fill a long table.

This is what I learned when I worked for the master in the restaurant. If you think about wandering like this, it is not without the benefits of wandering. After learning a lot of skills, you will almost be able to put a film on your mobile phone.

The little briquettes were so happy that they could not close their mouths from ear to ear, and ran to the kitchen without authorization to replace their bowls with basins, waiting for the meal to be ready.

He has his own children's desk and chair, Yitong was afraid that he would be anxious to wait, so he set aside some food for him, and asked him to sit upright on the chair and eat the meat in the pulley with his claws.

Yitong served two bowls of rice, one for herself and the other placed in front of the seat opposite her, very conspicuous, anyone who went upstairs could see it, but any normal person would understand that it was for those who came home.

He kept pawing at the rice, thinking that what he said with the little cat demon's account today is enough, Yanxi will know when he comes back for dinner.

Sure enough, not long after Yanxi came back, Yitong's heart skipped a beat, and she hurriedly buried her head in her mouth, pretending she didn't care at all.

Yanxi looked at the rice on the table, then looked at the small briquettes that could only sit on children's tables and chairs, and asked Yitong: "Did he get into trouble?"

The little coal ball looked up blankly: "?" He has been very honest and did nothing today.

Yitong was also at a loss: "No, I've been very good today."

Yanxi said: "Then why don't you give him food." He also kindly took the rice bowl to the table of the little briquettes.

There are only a few pitiful ribs in the stainless steel basin of the small briquettes, because they are waiting for someone, and these are just for him.

Yitong: "...he doesn't like to eat."

Although the child is fat, he doesn't like to eat tasteless white rice. He only likes to eat meat and snacks. It is estimated that Yanxi regards the bowl of rice on the table as small briquettes.

The little coal ball cast a helpless look at his brother for help.

Yanxi looked at the bowl and fell into deep thought.

Yitong finally couldn't help it: "This bowl is for you."

Yan Xi let out a faint "oh", picked up the bowl and sat opposite him, picked up the chopsticks as a matter of course, as if nothing happened.

Yitong was sad and indignant, did he deliberately want him to take the initiative to ask him to eat or did he just understand it that way.

As far as his brain circuit is concerned, let's take it as the latter.

But judging by his expression and attitude, it seems that he already knows it well and is just waiting for himself to take the bait.

He sighed secretly, he really couldn't understand this person, so he will try it with a trumpet later.

He thought of something again, and whispered weakly: "Wash your hands before eating."

Yanxi paused for the hand that was outstretched in mid-air, then obeyed his words, and honestly went to the bathroom to wash his hands.

Yitong disliked him openly and aboveboard, but felt that she had succeeded in fighting back, so she became happy again.

The meal went well, Yitong picked up the small briquettes that wanted to sneak away and watched him drink a bowl of soup before letting go, then counted the dishes and found that Yanxi didn't eat much, and preferred light food, You especially drank two bowls of pork rib soup, which was exactly the opposite of the small briquettes, and then determined the general direction of cooking.

After cleaning the kitchen with simple cleaning spells, he returned to the house, eagerly turned on his cell phone, and boarded the trumpet.

Sure enough, Yanxi sent a message: "Here?"

Yitong happily replied: "Yes, yes, the boss can just ask the question directly, there is no need to ask if you are there~"

Yanxi: "OK."

Yanxi: "Xiaobai asked me to eat today, will he bring me biscuits tomorrow?"

Little cat demon: "Wow, did he take the initiative to call you?"

Yanxi: "Yes."

Little Cat Demon: "Really? Can you tell me more about the situation?"

Yanxi: "Although he didn't take the initiative at the beginning, I used some methods to make him take the initiative."

Yitong was so angry that she almost jumped up from the bed, as expected!Good Yanxi, you look dignified and inviolable, but you have so many small thoughts inside!Even kittens count!

No, he must find a way to get this justice back.

Little cat demon: "This may not work. If the cat reacts, it will definitely be even more angry. Let alone the biscuits, there is no food."

Yanxi: "Then what should we do?"

Little cat demon: "You have to take the initiative to coax the cat."

Yanxi: "How to coax?"

Little cat demon: "Touch him more, play with him more, praise him for being beautiful and cute."

Yanxi: "It's too difficult, he is still fighting with me now."

The little cat demon didn't reply right away, and he was also troubled by how to coax himself to thaw out of the Cold War.

After a while, the little cat demon said: "Cats are very reserved, so you have to take the initiative. Although the cats are ignorant on the surface, there will be many suggestive small movements, such as when the cats lie down , is to imply that you touch him, you just need to see him lying down, touch his body, if he doesn't reject and snore, it means that you want to get back together, you can hug him up and coax him , play with him and it will be fine."

Yanxi: "I've never seen him lie down, he usually seldom changes his original form, and he didn't come to rub me today."

Little cat demon: "Maomao will parkour when he wakes up in the morning to vent his energy for the day. This is the time when Maomao is the most clingy. He likes to play and act like a baby. If you meet him by chance while he is parkour, he will Take the initiative to rub against you."

Yanxi: "Don't all cats like to run in the middle of the night? Xiao Hei likes to run in the middle of the night. How do you know my Xiao Bai likes to run in the morning?"

Yitong almost broke out in cold sweat.

Little cat demon: "That's an ordinary cat. Cat demons who can transform themselves like to parkour in the morning, because they have to maintain the same normal routine as humans."

Yan Xi seemed to believe this statement: "I'll try it tomorrow morning."

The little cat demon: "Boss, come on~ I wish the boss an early reconciliation with Maomao~"

Yanxi: "There is one more question."

Little cat demon: "Boss, tell me~"

Yanxi: "When will he come and bring me biscuits?"

Little cat demon: "This, this, he will give it to you when you reconcile, and he will give you whatever you want~"

Yanxi: "Really?"

Little Cat Demon: "Of course~"

Yanxi: "Then I don't want biscuits anymore."

Little cat demon: "??! Why?! Didn't you always want it?!"

"Everyone has biscuits, how can I get him to give me something special, I want something unique." Yan Xi said.

The little cat demon: "...then your ambition is quite lofty."

The little cat demon withdrew a message.

The little cat demon: "I replied to the wrong message just now, the boss is sorry~"

Yanxi: "Have you received a new order?"

Little cat demon: "Yes, he is a boss who raises ordinary cats and wants to train his ordinary cats to become cat demons, so I praise him for his lofty ambitions~"

Yanxi: "Oh."

It must have been fooled...

Little cat demon: "It's easy for the boss to want something special~ As long as your relationship with Maomao grows deeper, you can unlock more small gifts~ I wish the boss and Maomao a long and happy life~Happy and happy~"

He hurriedly typed to cover himself, and the words of blessing that he instinctively came up with were a bit inappropriate after a while.

How come it's like a wedding congratulations.

Fortunately, Yanxi didn't feel that there was anything wrong, and said "um" again, and there was no more to say.

***

In the morning, Yitong got up to run cool as usual, and when it was about to end, Yanxi opened the door and walked out.

Yitong pretended to be too tired and lay sideways on the ground, yawned, stretched long, and tried to grab the blanket in front of her with her two front paws.

Yanxi squatted down, covered the middle part of his body with his hands, and began to move slowly, touching from the head to the tip of the tail, the hand feels excellent, the hair on Yitong's body is thin and soft, neither long nor short, the hand feels excellent, simply People don't want to leave, especially the small furry tail. When you pinch it slightly, you can feel the thin tailbone hidden inside, which is indescribably interesting.

The little white cat was so comfortable that it couldn't help Mimi sobbing twice, and flicked its tail to signal him to continue touching its body. When it was comfortable enough, it turned over again, exposing its belly, with its two front paws obediently drooping on its chest. Before, Zhao Yanxi blinked her bright eyes.

Yanxi was finally able to comprehend it, and slowly kneaded his little belly. Compared with the round belly of small coal balls, his belly was much more normal, but the amount of hair was there, and the feel was not inferior. Going up until he touched his chin, he started to scratch gently, Yitong closed his eyes as if he was drunk, and opened his small mouth slightly, letting him do whatever he wanted without the slightest sense of resistance. Yanxi did do a lot of homework.

After Yanxi scratched his chin, he held one of his fluffy front paws again, and pinched his pink and tender meat pad. The obedient kitten would completely retract its paws after being touched comfortably, and the meat pad would come back again. Soft and elastic, with excellent hand feeling, it cannot be replaced anywhere.

Yitong went over comfortably, opened her eyes, both pads were warmly held by him, and was aroused to play, first she broke away from his hand, then showed her paws, and hugged him with both front paws. He just opened his mouth to bite, the small fangs still hurt quite a bit, the claws are still immature, not only does not feel pain, but also makes people scratch unbearably, Yanxi didn't withdraw his hand, just bite him casually, the little white cat knows Whether it's serious or not, I just chewed and played with it, and didn't break a place.

Yitong had had enough, she licked the place where she bit just now, retracted her sharp claws and fiddled with his fingers with the pads, lazily playing with him.

The little briquette, who was still half asleep and half asleep and waiting for breakfast, was stunned, his eyes widened, and he was fully awake immediately, sitting obediently and watching, wondering if he should rush to eat breakfast.

After everyone noticed him, he called out tentatively: "Meow?"

He has only seen his elder brother lying down and touching in order to make a living. Is this coquettish monster who is actively holding hands and playing with him really his elder brother?

Yitong got up quickly, and staggered a bit because the floor was too slippery, only saw a flash of white light, and disappeared in the kitchen.

***

After Yanxi finished the last task, he was free. He would go home for dinner three times a day. Although Yitong didn't say anything, he would prepare his meal every time.

After two days like this, Yitong came back from buying new ingredients and started to bake the cream cake. The little briquettes were very excitedly spinning around in the kitchen, waiting for the moment when it was baked.

The kitchen is full of creamy, sweet and seductive smell, which is far more deadly than any biscuit, the little briquettes are eager to see through, and don't know how to behave to make Yitong feel that she is cute and cute and worthy of having this cake.

"This is not yours." Yitong carefully installed the cake, trying not to damage the decoration, "I'll make it for you later."

The little coal ball was like a bolt from the blue, and I couldn't believe my ears.

Isn't he already the little baby who took the first bite? !

He was crying, bouncing and following Yitong out, and saw Yitong put that beautiful and attractive cake at Yanxi's door.

The little briquette ran over and sat next to the cake, unconvinced and continued to stare at Yitong.No, he was the first cat under my brother's hands to try something new.

Yitong didn't notice him at all, she hesitated and showed her sharp claws, and scratched the door twice.

At the same time as the sound of the door lock turning, he slipped back to his room like lightning.

The little coal ball that didn't respond: "?"

The door opened, Yanxi lowered his head and saw a cake and a small briquette with a confused face: "You knocked on the door?"

He didn't do it!

The little coal ball shook his head desperately, stretched out his claws and pointed to Yitong's room, Mimi explained her innocence, thank God, Yanxi was the only one who could understand him.

Yanxi asked him: "Is it just me?"

The little coal ball nodded: "Meow."

This was the first one baked, and he had never seen the pattern before.

Yanxi seemed to be in a good mood, even patted his head, then picked up the cake and turned to close the door.

The little coal ball tilted its head in doubt: "Meow?"

Although the two of them still didn't speak, and they had to bother him as a medium to spread the word even when they delivered things, but the little coal ball always felt that the relationship between them was weird, like sticky and sweet with thick honey, but there was no one there. This layer of honey is licked off.

This is probably the world of adults, so it is difficult for kittens to understand.

My brother is considered an adult even if he is rounded off.

He happily ran to Yitong's room, intending to tell him that he wanted to eat honey cake.

Yanxi was reading the new pinned post before the door was scratched: "About Yanxi's little white cat's biscuits, it is forbidden for one person to take two copies!"

Content: "Although everyone likes Xiaobai's little biscuits, he is still a kitten after all. The workload of baking biscuits every day is too much. One bag for each person is enough to try out the early adopters. Many people secretly lined up to get them twice. Conscience Won't it hurt! Are you willing to exhaust such a cute and sensible kitty!"

A picture is attached below, which is the sign at the door before someone took it.

When he saw this sign for the first time, he stared at the last sentence "Thank you for taking care of Brother Yanxi" for a long time, then saved the picture and opened the door.

The cake is not big, but it is still warm. It should be for one person. The most basic shape is framed with flowers on the edge and full of strawberries inlaid on the top. The only special thing is that a small fiery red flower is drawn in the center. flame.

He took a sip from the spoon that was thoughtfully placed on the plate, and couldn't help but curl his lips slightly.

It seems that his guardian is still unique.

The author has something to say: False fishing: Xiaobai

Real Cat Fishing: Little Fire