Yokai Divorce Office

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The kind-hearted Long Ju took the poor man Shen Qiu to resign to a place called "Special Vocational Training School" in the suburbs.

"This is the Juvenile Management Office for the demons, a place that specially re-educates those young demons with unhealthy views." Long Ju explained to Shen Qiuci.

Shen Qiuci nodded, Bai Xiaoshuai really owed it, he should be re-educated.

The walls of the juvenile detention center are very high, and the gate is a one-storey high iron gate, which is very similar to the gate of a prison in a movie, and the security guards at the gate are all special security personnel equipped with batons.

After Long Yi registered, he led Shen Qiu into the school.

The area occupied by the juvenile management office is not too big, much smaller than Chunfeng Kindergarten, almost the size of a human high school, with several five-storey buildings, a playground and a cafeteria.

At this time, many people were playing basketball on the playground. Shen Qiuci saw Bai Xiaoshuai at a glance, not because of Bai Xiaoshuai's anger and resentment, but because he was dressed too conspicuously. with white hair.

At this time, Bai Xiaoshuai was jumping and dunking the basketball into the hoop. When he landed, he deliberately knelt on one knee, then slowly raised his head and raised his white hair, showing a proud expression as if looking down on the world.

"Come on, wait and applaud for me, let the applause be more intense."

The words of the Secondary Two were met with enthusiastic applause, and a few girls on the side of the court even shouted hoarsely, "Xiao Shuai, Xiao Shuai, you are the only handsome one."

Shen Qiuci: "..."

"Can juvenile prisons still dye their hair?" Shen Qiuci couldn't help but ask Long Yi beside him.

"His hair was originally white, he is a little white fox." Long Yi glanced at Shen Qiuci, and said casually, "You should know his original identity."

Long Yi used a declarative sentence, not a question, but it didn't mean to get to the bottom of it.

Shen Qiuci hummed, but said on his own initiative: "I can basically see the original body of some monsters with lower cultivation bases. Although Bai Xiaoshuai is not very old, his force value is quite high."

Long Yi was very surprised, and pointed to Shen Qiuci's eyes, "You mean you can see their original bodies with the naked eye?" He thought that Shen Qiuci had some other way to know their original bodies, but unexpectedly It is seen with the naked eye.

Shen Qiuci nodded, pointed to a few people on the playground and said: "The one in the black jersey is a black rabbit monster, the boy with long hair over there is a little cat, and the girl with a ponytail on the playground is A spider demon."

Some of the monsters in the Youth Management Office were sent in by Long Yi, he knew a few of them, and he knew that Shen Qiuci was right without looking at them with a bronze mirror, so he couldn't help being even more surprised, he had never seen one that he could see with the naked eye. The opponent's original demon.

"Are you really... a cute kitten?" Long Yi couldn't help asking.

Shen Qiuci thought for a while, then turned his head to look at him, "Do you think I'm not cute? Or do you think I'm not a cat?"

Long Yi: "..."

This ability to focus is really strong.

Long Yi coughed lightly, turned his head to look at the playground, and shouted, "Bai Xiaoshuai, come here for me."

The man who was fluffing his hair to play handsome heard someone calling him, followed the voice to look over, and when he saw Long Yi and Shen Qiuci, his handsome face twisted instantly.

Bai Xiaoshuai, who had been itching for two full days, recalled the day when he was arrested, and always felt that either Long Yi or Shen Qiuci must have put something on him, otherwise he would not be itchy for no reason and there is no cure .

As for Long Yi, he was not merciless to him in the Demon Management Bureau, so there was no need for such indiscriminate methods, so it must be the master who pretended to be a pig and eat a tiger next to him.

Bai Xiaoshuai licked his cheeks, narrowed his slender fox eyes, and suddenly raised his hand and threw the basketball in his hand at Shen Qiuci.

Shen Qiuci and Long Yi stood facing the basketball court, and just now Long Yi called out to Bai Xiaoshuai. At this time, the two were looking straight ahead and looking in Bai Xiaoshuai's direction, so the basketball hit them and they were the first I saw it in a short time, but because the two were standing too close, I couldn't tell who was hitting it.

Long Yi and Shen Qiuci stretched out their hands to pull each other's arms at the same time. Seeing the hand on their own arms, they were startled at the same time. In the next second, Long Yi had already grabbed Shen Qiuci's arm and pulled him into it with all his strength. He fell into his arms, and kicked the basketball that hit him with a kick.

Long Yi lost his strength with this kick, and the basketball turned back along the original route.

"Damn it..." Bai Xiaoshuai was startled, it was too late to dodge, the basketball hit him directly in the face with a bang.

"Ah... my handsome face..." A girl screamed.

Shen Qiuci frowned, "Long Ju, I don't think this young guard has any effect?" It's good that this brat didn't see it.

Long Yi glanced at Shen Qiuci first, saying that nothing was wrong, then let go of him and strode towards Bai Xiaoshuai with a calm face.

Shen Qiuci hastily followed.

Seeing the two of them approaching, the monsters playing basketball quickly surrounded Bai Xiaoshuai to block him.

Several of them recognized Long Yi, recalling how Long Yi was thrown into the juvenile detention center, they were a little frightened for a while, but even though they were frightened, they still bit the bullet and refused to give in, feeling like they would swear to protect Bai Xiaoxiao to the death. handsome meaning.

Long Yi squinted his eyes, "What are you doing? Want to rebel?"

Several people flinched, but still did not move.

"You...you...you, what do you want to do?" The black rabbit demon managed to say a complete sentence.

"What do I want to do?" Long Yi looked at the group of troubled teenagers in front of him with a smirk, and suddenly raised his hand. Because everyone was afraid of Long Yi, they all concentrated on looking at him. At this time, Long Yi moved his hand, In an instant, the birds and beasts scattered, and the black rabbit demon ran and shouted, "Handsome guy, we did our best. When it's Qingming, we'll go burn incense for you..."

"A bunch of trash." Bai Xiaoshuai sat on the ground, covered his red nose that was hit by a basketball, and stared at Long Yi and Shen Qiuci, "What do you want?"

"Why don't you want to do it, give them a chance to offer incense to you in Qingming." Long Yi kicked him, "Get up."

"Why do you ask me to get up and I will get up." Bai Xiaoshuai snorted disdainfully, "I won't get up."

"Then sit slowly." Shen Qiuci said.

Bai Xiaoshuai: "..."

Something doesn't seem right.

Hearing that Long Yi was coming, the principal and teacher all rushed over, before the principal could speak to the teacher, Bai Xiaoshuai yelled, "Come and see, the director of the Demon Control Bureau has used lynching, I want to find the media , I want to expose... umm... umm...

Bai Xiaoshuai stared wide-eyed at the strawberry candied haws that was suddenly stuffed into his mouth.

Shen Qiuci, who stuffed the candied haws into Bai Xiaoshuai's mouth, patted him on the shoulder: "This is specially bought by Longju for you, you are welcome."

Bai Xiaoshuai: "..."

I am polite to you uncle.

"Longju, why don't you say anything when you come here." The headmaster wiped off the sweat, "Go to the office and drink some water first."

"No need." Long Yi waved his hand, "I'm here to look for Bai Xiaoshuai, how is Bai Xiaoshuai doing here? I don't think he's changed much?" He still looks like he's being dragged to the sky and needs to be beaten.

Hearing this, the teacher sighed vicissitudes of life, "Long Ju, you don't know, this little handsome Bai is just, just, just..." The teacher "is" for a long time and couldn't think of a complete word to express it. .

"Problem-making machine." Shen Qiuci added for him.

Long Yi couldn't help but glance at him, Shen Qiuci smiled at him, "Is the idiom I just learned from the Internet accurate?"

Long Yi: "...accurate...".

"You're the one who makes machines." Bai Xiaoshuai finally swallowed a strawberry, took another one in his mouth, and sat on the ground with his legs crossed while eating, "I don't like making troubles. If you really make troubles, you all have to Kneel down and call grandpa."

"Calling grandpa?" Long Yi slapped him on the back of the head, "The tone is not small."

Bai Xiaoshuai was caught off guard and was beaten, his head was almost poked on the candied haws stick, and he couldn't help being angry, "Your director of the Bureau of Demon Control is calling for equality and freedom every day, you are child abuse, you are beating teenagers, I will expose you... ..."

Long Yi sneered: "You shout, you keep shouting..."

"It's useless to shout out your throat." Shen Qiuci added.

Long Yi got stuck for a moment, and looked at Shen Qiuci at the same time as Bai Xiaoshuai.

"...Did I say something wrong?" Shen Qiuci asked hesitantly.

Long Yi: "...No, what you said is quite correct." It seems that many people have been online recently, and their online language skills have greatly improved.

Bai Xiaoshuai's chest is bulging, this guy is so fucking annoying, just seeing him makes him want to beat him up.

"Longju, to tell you the truth, this little handsome Bai doesn't get in." The teacher deliberately lowered his voice so that Bai Xiaoshuai could not hear, "I don't listen well in class, I don't sleep well, and I fight against the teacher with my classmates every day. Some students who were good at first were disobedient by him, and he was locked in a confinement room for a day or two and released. We can't punish him..."

Those who enter the juvenile detention center are disobedient little monsters who like to cause trouble on weekdays. After entering the juvenile detention center, they will be more or less afraid. Coupled with the strict teachings of teachers and instructors, they generally don't dare to make mistakes.

But Bai Xiaoshuai is different, because his family is a big family, he is not even afraid of Long Yi, let alone the instructors and teachers here, he is not afraid of "what can you do with me" all day long look.

Shen Qiuci thought for a while, and asked, "Is it just closed confinement?"

The principal and the teacher were stunned for a moment when they heard Shen Qiuci's question, and looked at Long Yi at the same time. They had never seen Shen Qiuci before, so they didn't know who he was.

"New colleague." Long Yi briefly introduced, motioning for them to continue.

"I also asked him to write an inspection, but it was useless. Let me say that it is best to beat him if he is not obedient." The teacher said.

Long Yi glanced over sharply, the teacher hurriedly waved his hands, sweating, "Long Ju, I was just joking, now is a new era and new policy, that's all I said."

The headmaster gave the teacher a hard look, "You are a good example now, so be careful with what you say. Do you think that when you were in Tianchi Village, you could just fight for territory?"

"I was wrong, I was wrong." The teacher apologized hastily.

"Look at how cowardly he is." Bai Xiaoshuai slapped his legs and stared at his legs and laughed, "According to me, we are all monsters, and we don't have to learn from human beings to imitate and make people laugh."

"Bai Xiaoshuai, shut up, you don't want to eat dinner, do you?" the principal scolded.

Long Yi tapped the seam of his trousers twice, leaned over to look at Bai Xiaoshuai, with no expression on his face, "Do you really think there is nothing you can do about it?"

Bai Xiaoshuai sneered, "Why? Are you planning to kill a demon? Let me tell you, my Fox Clan is also a big family. As the most handsome and talented in the Fox Clan, if you dare to touch me, try it. It’s great for you to be the director of the Bureau of Demon Control.”

Long Yi laughed angrily, clenched his hands together, and planned to have an in-depth exchange with Bai Xiaoshuai on the question of "Is the director of the Monster Management Bureau really great?"

Before Long Yi could make a move, someone grabbed his sleeve.

Apart from Shen Qiuci, there was no one who dared to pull his sleeves.

Long Yi turned his head, Shen Qiuci looked at him and said, "Long Ju, I think Bai Xiaoshuai is right."

"What?" Both the principal and the teacher looked at Shen Qiuci with incredulous expressions on their faces.

"How do you say it?" Only Long Yi felt that Shen Qiuci's words were serious, so he also asked him very seriously.

Shen Qiuci took a look at Bai Xiaoshuai whose tail was about to come out, "I think what he said is right, human beings are different from monsters, human beings are very fragile, and they may die immediately with a brick on the head. But monsters are different, try patting Xiaoshuai Bai with a brick."

Long Yi: "..."

Bai Xiaoshuai: "..."

What the fuck are you talking about?

Of course, Shen Qiuci didn't use bricks to pat Xiaoshuai Bai, but continued, "So, sometimes when facing this kind of undisciplined monster, you can't follow the human way of corporal punishment. You need to be influenced. They are fierce in the first place, and there is no way to make them become five good boys with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor by probation."

"So, a beating is enough." Long Yi rolled up his sleeves, "I think what you said is right, I will change the rules and regulations when I go back."

Principal and teacher: "Dragon Bureau is wise."

Bai Xiaoshuai: "..."

Are you fucking kidding me?Does the regulation say it can be changed?

With such a leadership team, the monsters will perish sooner or later.

But that's okay, it's time for him to unify the fox clan.

Seeing that Long Yi really wanted to beat up Xiaoshuai Bai, Shen Qiuci hastily stopped him, "Long Ju, Xiaoshuai Bai is so obedient, he won't make a move."

good?

The principal teacher, Long Yi and Bai Xiaoshuai all looked at Shen Qiuci.

If it wasn't for fear of Shen Qiuci's anger, Long Yizheng asked him if there was something wrong with his eyes.

"You're so good, your whole family is so good..." Bai Xiaoshuai cursed.

Long Yi felt that he couldn't take it anymore, Shen Qiuci clenched his sleeves tightly, still very calm: "What I just said was a very fierce monster, in fact, unless necessary, we monsters still advocate civilized teaching, so you just Just put him in a confinement room and study on his own."

After Shen Qiuci said so much, he went around and went back to the starting point.

Bai Xiaoshuai swallowed the last strawberry, jumped up from the ground with his arms outstretched, and looked at Shen Qiuci provocatively, "Seeing that you look okay, you are only a little worse than me, but your brain is indeed It’s not easy, what are you, are you a relative of Zhu Simao? Let’s make up for your lack of brains.”

Shen Qiuci smiled lovingly at him, "My name is Shen Qiuci, Autumn of Autumn, farewell Ci."

"...I didn't ask what your name is." Bai Xiaoshuai clicked his tongue, "Sure enough, your brain is not working properly."

"Remember my name, you may use it later when you scold people." Shen Qiuci said.

"you……"

Before Bai Xiaoshuai finished speaking, he was kicked by Long Yi and went straight five meters away, "Put him in a confinement room."

Bai Xiaoshuai was once again locked in the confinement room. After entering, Bai Xiaoshuai lay down on the ground, crossed his legs, "Hehe, what else is there other than this ability? Kill me if you have the ability, wait until I get out , I will let my uncles and grandpas crush your Demon Control Bureau."

Long Yi leaned on the railing outside the confinement room, looked at Shen Qiuci, "And then?"

Shen Qiuci smiled at him, then picked up the loudspeaker that the teacher had just asked for, turned on the recording switch, and said in a flat and flat voice: "Bai Xiaoshuai, do your family members know that you are so ugly? "

After Shen Qiu recorded the recitation, he placed the speaker at the door and pressed the loop playback button.

Then Shen Qiuci's toneless words rang out, "Bai Xiaoshuai, does your family know that you are so ugly?"

"You're so ugly." Bai Xiaoshuai jumped up from the ground.

"Bai Xiaoshuai, does your family know that you are so ugly?"

"Say it again? Who is ugly?" Bai Xiaoshuai's handsome eyes bulged out.

"Bai Xiaoshuai, does your family know that you are so ugly?"

"You fucking come in and say it." Bai Xiaoshuai threw himself on the door panel and slammed on the door, "Well, that's called, Shen..."

"Bai Xiaoshuai, does your family know that you are so ugly?"

"What the hell is Shen, call it again and try?"

"Bai Xiaoshuai, does your family know that you are so ugly?"

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