Yokai Divorce Office

--

Bai Xiaoshuai yelled loudly in the confinement room, outside the door Shen Qiu's speech was calm, and he even smiled faintly.

Long Yi couldn't help rubbing his neck, feeling a coolness rising from the back of his neck inexplicably, it seemed that this kind of "calculated" thing was not the first time it happened in front of him, he even had some sympathy for Bai Xiaoshuai.

"What's wrong, Long Ju?" Shen Qiuci saw that Long Yi had been looking at him,

"Nothing." Long Yi hurriedly shook his head, he was really deceived by lard, how could he sympathize with Bai Xiaoshuai, a bastard for no reason.

"Shen Qiuci, you are ruthless, do you think I'm afraid of you?" Bai Xiaoshuai broke the jar and roared, "I'm the most handsome man in the world, no matter who says it won't work."

"Bai Xiaoshuai, does your family know that you are so ugly?"

Bai Xiaoshuai: "..."

Bai Xiaoshuai quarreled with the speaker for more than ten minutes, and finally the sound became smaller and smaller until it disappeared.

There was no sound in the room, and the teacher leaned over to look at the small window, only to see Bai Xiaoshuai's fox ears drooping to cover the pinnae, his eyes squinted at the teacher to look at him, and he bared his teeth provocatively at the teacher.

"He covered his ears," said the teacher.

Long Yi sneered, and knocked on the door with his baton, only to see Bai Xiaoshuai's ears retracted uncontrollably.

your uncle.

Bai Xiaoshuai gritted his teeth, he endured it.

The sound from the speakers continued.

Bai Xiaoshuai has an unrestrained temperament, this kind of brutal mental attack is a fatal blow to him, after a while, Bai Xiaoshuai couldn't take it anymore, knocked on the door, "Okay, I admit defeat, let me out .”

The teacher looked at Long Yi, and Long Yi snorted coldly, "You can do whatever you want, your family opened the confinement room?"

"Oh." Bai Xiaoshuai said anxiously, "It's not my house, but yours?"

"It's not my family's, it's mine." Long Yi said.

Bai Xiaoshuai: "Fuck..."

Why is the Fox Clan not revitalized now? When he becomes the patriarch of the Fox Clan, he must lead the Fox Clan to defeat the Demon Management Bureau.

After 10 minutes, Bai Xiaoshuai's tone finally softened, "I know I was wrong, it's fine if you don't let me go out, take this broken speaker away, I can't take it anymore..."

No one cares about him.

Another 10 minutes later, Bai Xiaoshuai leaned on the door, crying in mournful voice, "Teacher, principal, Long Ju, and whoever is Shen Qiuci, Uncle Shen, Grandpa Shen, please, turn off this magic sound!" Well, I'm going crazy..."

Still no one cares about him.

After another 10 minutes, Bai Xiaoshuai knocked on the door weakly, "Let me out, I can't take it anymore, if I go any further, I'm going to hit the wall."

After another 10 minutes, Bai Xiaoshuai didn't even have the strength to knock on the door, and he curled up on the ground with his front paws covering his ears. This is mental abuse.

Just when Bai Xiaoshuai was about to fight back and curse again, the door opened.

Bai Xiaoshuai tilted his head and saw Shen Qiuci standing at the door looking at him, Bai Xiaoshuai immediately put on a hypocritical smile, "Master, you are here."

Shen Qiuci: "..."

Xiaoshuai Bai was lying on the ground, with three big white tails covering his body. When he laughed, his slender fox eyes were slightly curved, and two small fangs were exposed in his mouth.

It's actually quite cute.

As for Bai Xiaoshuai, Shen Qiuci always felt that he was a little bit arrogant and a little narcissistic... Although he had no good points, he was not that annoying.

"If you are disobedient in the future, I will still use this trick to deal with you." Shen Qiuci walked up to him and knelt down and patted his head.

Bai Xiaoshuai: "..."

What happened to this sudden paternal love?

Bai Xiaoshuai was weakly taken to the lounge by Long Yi and Shen Qiuci, and Bai Xiaoshuai, who had been mentally tortured for a long time, leaned on the chair and asked without interest: "Tell me, what do you want from me? "

Shen Qiuci looked at Long Yi, Long Yi only said that he was coming to find Bai Xiaoshuai, but he didn't tell Shen Qiuci the purpose of his trip before coming.

"Long Ju, do you want me to avoid it?" Shen Qiuci asked.

"No need." Long Yi shook his head, looking at Bai Xiaoshuai, thinking about something.

After a full 3 minutes, Long Yi finally said, "I met a few monsters before, and found information jammers on them, did you do it?"

"Jamming device?" Bai Xiaoshuai suddenly looked up at Long Yi, "Impossible."

The barrier that Long Yi set up among human beings is actually used to find monsters who use their spiritual power to harm others. After all, human beings are very fragile, and if monsters abuse their spiritual power, the consequences will be disastrous.

Of course, the enchantment also has the effect of restricting spiritual power, but the effect is limited, and many monsters can still take advantage of loopholes.

Bai Xiaoshuai was able to evade the detection of the Demon Management Bureau at the beginning because he had an information jammer specially designed for detectors on his body, and later Long Yi discovered a jammer with the same effect on the bird, which is why Zhu Xiaobao lost it. Find out why he was the first time.

"Why is it impossible?" Long Yi said.

"I'm so smart. I'm the only one who can make this jammer. Is there anyone smarter than me in this world?" Bai Xiaoshuai sneered, "Nobody..."

Long Yi frowned, sometimes it was easier to fight a fierce monster than to face such a narcissist.

"Could it be you who lost it?" Shen Qiuci was much calmer in the face of Bai Xiaoshuai.

"No, there is only one finished product." Bai Xiaoshuai squinted his eyes and gritted his teeth at Long Yi, "It was taken away."

"These two jammers are different in shape, they seem to be more advanced than yours." Long Yi threw two jammers on the table.

Shen Qiuci looked at the two jammers, one white and one black. The white one seemed to be a piece of white jade, while the black one seemed to be obsidian.

Shen Qiuci had never seen obsidian before, but some time ago when searching for amber on the Internet, he saw a lot of obsidian on the Internet, but Shen Qiuci had never seen what a real obsidian looked like, so he was not sure about this black one. The jammer is obsidian.

Bai Xiaoshuai's face became serious in an instant, and he stepped forward to pick up the black jammer and looked at it carefully. At the end, he cursed, "Grandma, who did this?"

"I don't know." Long Yi hugged his chest and shook his head, "Is it more advanced than yours?"

"Fart." Bai Xiaoshuai snorted, "This is an inferior product, and you are the only ones who don't know how to praise it."

Long Yi squinted his eyes and warned him: "Pay attention to your words, or you will be sent back to the confinement room."

A chuckle came from the side, Long Yi and Bai Xiaoshuai turned their heads to look at the same time, only to see Shen Qiuci smiling at Bai Xiaoshuai with his face propped up.

Bai Xiaoshuai was so terrified by him, he couldn't help but hide for a while, he didn't forget that it was this smiling tiger who proposed the horrific method of manipulating people in the confinement room just now.

"You, you...why do you look at me? I'm pretty and you don't look at me..." Bai Xiaoshuai felt that he was not good at speaking, and the old fox said that he would rather fight with someone with high strength but no brains than to provoke him A person who is gentle but actually plays dirty tricks.

"You're so cute." Shen Qiuci said bluntly, he really looks more and more cute to Bai Xiaoshuai now, maybe because he is a fox, Shen Qiuci will think of Xiao Jiuwei when seeing him.

It seems that Xiao Jiuwei has always been with him on that ethereal and uninhabited Luhui Mountain,

"Damn it..." Bai Xiaoshuai was completely frightened, took a few steps back, and pointed at Shen Qiuci in horror, "Dragon, Dragon, Dragon Bureau, you don't care, he harassed me...I'll call the police... "

Long Yi frowned tightly, Shen Qiuci actually thought Bai Xiaoshuai was cute?

He saw that Bai Xiaoshuai just wanted to beat him up, but Shen Qiuci actually thought he was cute?

Long Yi's face darkened, and he pushed the cup in front of Shen Qiuci, "Drink some water."

"Thank you Long Ju." Shen Qiuci finally averted his gaze from Bai Xiaoshuai's face, picked up his cup and took a sip.

Long Yi frowned and looked at Bai Xiaoshuai, and said the purpose of this trip: "I am now representing the Demon Management Bureau to hire you to join the Information Technology Department of the Demon Management Bureau. Do you want to come?"

"What the hell?" Bai Xiaoshuai pointed at himself incredulously, "You want me to work in the Demon Control Bureau?"

"What? Not happy?" Long Yi's patience was almost exhausted.

"Of course I'm not happy, do you think I'm that kind of casual monster?" Bai Xiaoshuai was very disdainful.

"The salary is [-] yuan per month, weekends, five social insurances and one housing fund, car supplement, house supplement, food supplement, bonus at the end of the year, paid vacation, yes, [-] months salary every year." Long Yi said.

"Ten thousand salary?" Shen Qiuci looked at Long Yi in disbelief.

"Ah?" Long Yi belatedly realized that there was a man with a salary of [-] sitting beside him.

Seeing the shock in Shen Qiuci's eyes, Long Yi was inexplicably guilty.

Bai Xiaoshuai's eyes lit up, he sounded pretty good, he had used up all the money he stole from the old fox when he went out, and was worrying about having no money to eat.

The not-so-casual Bai Xiaoshuai accepted the job offer casually.

"Can I go with you now?" Bai Xiaoshuai was excited, and immediately forgot that he and Long Yi were at odds before.

"No, you still have three days to serve your sentence, and the Demon Control Bureau will report in three days." Long Yi said.

"What the hell..." Seeing Long Yi's gaze, Bai Xiaoshuai immediately shut up. For the sake of money, he decided to stay in hibernation for a while, and wait until he conquered the Demon Control Bureau before he could be fooled.

Shen Qiuci who walked out of the juvenile prison remained silent, Long Yi quickly walked a few steps to catch up with him, "What's wrong?"

Shen Qiuci did not speak.

Long Yi already guessed the reason for Shen Qiuci's unhappiness, so he explained: "The information technology department does all technical work, so the salary is higher."

"I know." Shen Qiuci nodded, "Those with strong ability will naturally get more salary."

"Then why aren't you happy?" Long Yi asked cautiously.

"I'm not unhappy." Shen Qiuci tilted his head, "Long Ju, I'm the No. The same job as Bai Xiaoshuai?" Of course, the most important thing is that he can also get a salary of 1 yuan.

It was because of this.

Long Yi couldn't help laughing, "Actually, it's not about being strong or not, but about the nature of the work. The work in the firm is pretty good, and there's also a commission. Didn't you get a commission of 3000 yuan this time? Bai Xiao There is no commission for Shuai's job, and there is a drawback..."

"What's the disadvantage?" Shen Qiuci was curious.

"Overuse your brain, it's easy to work overtime and stay up late... Bald..." Coming to the front of the car, Long Yi held the car door and looked at Shen Qiuci with a smile, "So are you still planning to do it?"

Bald?

Shen Qiuci imagined his baldness, then shook his head, "Let's forget it."

But he really wanted to see what Bai Xiaoshuai looked like with a bald head.

"Then, Dragon Jue, how long will it take Bai Xiaoshuai to achieve the effect of baldness?" He will definitely go to see it when the time comes.

Long Yi thought that now that Shen Qiuci knew so many Internet terms, he would also know that "bald head" was a metaphor on the Internet, but he didn't expect Shen Qiuci to take it seriously.

"Just..." Long Yi got stuck, "..."

"Huh?" Shen Qiuci looked expectantly in his eyes.

"About... three to five months... It varies from person to person, no, from monster to monster..." Long Yi said this with great difficulty.

"Oh." Shen Qiuci sighed, "It's a bit slow, but it's okay, I can wait."

Long Yi: "..."