Yokai Divorce Office

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The people from the Demon Control Bureau came very quickly, arrived in less than 5 minutes, and this is what they saw when they opened the door and walked in.

Four or five people overlapped in one place, some standing, some lying down, some crying, some shouting, and some roaring, making a mess.

"What are you doing?" The man in the blue-gray uniform who came in at the head was holding a half-arm-length black baton in his hand and knocked on the glass door with a 'boom bang' sound, attracting the attention of several people in the room.

At the same time as several people looked over, the director who had been clinging to the pig monster's legs suddenly rolled his eyes and passed out.

Seeing this, the little flower demon exclaimed, and then burst into tears, "Director, what's wrong with you? Officer Zhao, you have to decide for us."

He Lian: "..."

Shen Qiuci: "..."

He was fine just now, why did he suddenly faint?

The director was dizzy, and while He Lian and Shen Qiuci were stunned, the pig demon tried his best to break free from the shackles of the two.

"He pretended, I didn't hit him." The pig demon raised his foot and kicked the director who was lying on the ground, trying to prove that he was not dizzy.

Before Shen Qiuci could stop him, the black baton had already blocked his legs, "What are you doing, beating someone in front of the police?"

"I haven't hit it yet, don't be wronged..." The pig demon suddenly stopped in the middle of his words, and there was an obvious movement of the body shrinking, and the eyes were indescribably terrified, as if he suddenly saw something that made him cry. something that people are afraid of.

But Shen Qiuci didn't smell anything dangerous.

Shen Qiuci followed the sight of the pig demon, and saw a person leaning against the glass door silently at some point.

Shen Qiuci was originally standing with his back to the door, but when he turned around now, his eyes met that person.

The man was tall, more than 1.9 meters by visual inspection, with a black jacket, a pair of loose iron-gray military uniform pants, and a pair of black military boots on his feet. This outfit made him look particularly tall and straight.

Seeing that face, Shen Qiuci was stunned for a moment.

With thick eyebrows and wide eyes, straight nose bridge, extremely tough face, the side profile seems to have been carefully carved by a craftsman's knife.

Somewhat familiar.

When two people who don't know each other meet for the first time, the first thing they see is often the other's face, which is called the first impression.

Shen Qiuci was undoubtedly attractive, but Long Yi frowned.

There was a strong sense of familiarity that could not be ignored.

from this person.

Long Yi has a good memory, but in his memory, he doesn't seem to have seen such a person.

"What's going on here?" Long Yi turned his eyes away indiscriminately, and smiled with a knife in his mouth.

The pig demon instinctively took two steps back, "Director Long, it's all a misunderstanding."

"Know me?" Long Yi raised his chin to him.

"Fortunately, I saw it once from a distance." The pig demon lost his aura before, and spoke cautiously, with his feet facing the door, as if waiting for the opportunity to break through the door, but he was particularly jealous of the person in front of him, so he didn't dare It's especially ridiculous to make mistakes.

"When?" Long Yi stretched out his hand, and Officer Zhao took out a small bronze mirror the size of a palm from his pocket and put it in his hand.

The pig demon took another two steps back, leaning his back against the wall, trembling, "The time Chief Long led the team to catch Taotie, I happened to eat in that small restaurant."

Taotie was arrested?

Shen Qiuci was a little surprised, that was an ancient monster.

Not everyone can catch it.

In his memory, there was a time when more than [-] celestial masters with profound Taoism cast a net and failed to catch Taotie. Instead, those celestial masters were killed or injured.

Shen Qiuci glanced at Director Long, just like the director who was still lying on the ground, Shen Qiuci couldn't tell what he was, but the man who came in earlier could tell that he was a half-demon, a human and The child of the wolf.

"Yo, what a coincidence." Long Yi said, turning the bronze mirror in his hand over to face the pig demon.

Shen Qiuci stood obliquely in front of him, and with fair eyesight, it was easy to see the bronze mirror clearly.

The material of this bronze mirror should be the same as that of Director Wolf's half-human height bronze mirror, but this one is smaller and more portable, and its speed is faster than Director Wolf's.

Zhao Chao (chao) stood beside Long Yi and read out the content displayed on the bronze mirror: "Zhu Simao, pig demon, is 520 years old this year, and has been in the demon prison 28 times because of fighting..."

"28 times?" Zhao Chao's eyes widened. "You are the demon management office, is it your home? You can come in as you want?"

The pig demon huddled there, not daring to speak.

"Married 53 times?" Long Yi squinted at Zhu Simao, "I can't tell." Ever since the Bureau of Demon Control enacted a law requiring that no matter whether a human and a demon marry or a demon and a demon combine, the purpose of dating must be marriage. However, in just over 100 years, this Zhu Simao married 53 times, once every two years.

"Ha..." Zhu Simao laughed dryly, "I don't obey the laws and regulations, Director, I am a good citizen who abides by the law."

When the bronze mirror in Long Yi's hand was turned over to take it back, he seemed to inadvertently shine a light on Shen Qiuci.

[Name: Shen Qiuci.

Original body: An ordinary domestic white cat.

Life experience: After sleeping for 1000 years during the Longping period, he woke up in Qinshan on June 2050, [-].

Age: [-]-[-] years old.

Strength value: one star.

Suitability to enter human living areas: Yes (99%).

Special event: After sleeping for 1000 years, I fell into a stiff neck. 】

Long Yi was already surprised when he saw the 90.00% nine fit rate, but when he saw the stiff neck at the end, he suddenly felt that 90.00% nine was nothing.

Long Yi couldn't help but glanced at the neck of the little cat monster, it seemed that it was really still stiff.

The stamina of a thousand-year stiff neck is strong enough, and it hasn't healed after more than a month.

Shen Qiuci noticed his gaze and glanced at him.

Long Yi's gaze fell on Shen Qiuci's fair neck that was exposed outside the T-shirt, and he said for some reason, "Is the neck okay?"

Shen Qiuci's face instantly became numb.

After living for so many years, Shen Qiuci has always been pretty. This time, not only his neck was crooked, but it was also crooked for more than a month. No matter how good-tempered he is, he can't stand up to those who ask him when he sees him.

"What's wrong with your neck?" He Lian looked at Shen Qiuci's neck when he heard the words. When he met Shen Qiuci before, he always felt that although he was good-looking, he always felt that there was something weird. Now that Long Ju said it, he suddenly realized, It is the neck.

Shen Qiuci said coldly: "It's a stiff neck, it's fine." He answered both Long Yi and He Lian.

Obviously Shen Qiuci is very sensitive about the neck, Long Yi threw the bronze mirror to Zhao Chao, straightened up, "I was called to the police to deal with the beating incident, so, who called the police?"

"I, Chief, it's me." The little flower demon hurriedly raised her hand.

Zhao Chao took out a pen and wrote in his notebook, "Hua Rong, a staff member of the divorce office, at ten o'clock in the morning on July [-]." Zhao Chao closed his notebook, "This is the fifth time you have called the police this month, once every three days on average. "

"There's nothing we can do about it." Huarong burst into tears, looking extremely aggrieved, "The risk of doing our business is very high, okay?"

Zhao Chao: "..."

"Tell me, what's going on." Zhao Chao pointed his baton at Zhu Simao, "Why did you beat someone?"

"I didn't hit anyone..." Zhu Simao cried out, "He fell down by himself."

"You're talking nonsense, obviously you pushed it." Huarong no longer looked like pear blossoms with rain just now, and retorted Zhu Simao with her hands on her hips.

"I didn't push it." Zhu Simao raised his head, "Do you have any witnesses?"

"I am the witness." Huarong said.

"You're with him, you can't be a witness." Zhu Simao argued sharply, without any of the original's characteristics.

Huarong was blocked by him and couldn't speak. Turning her eyes, she saw Shen Qiuci and He Lian standing aside.

"Boss, Officer Zhao, the two of them saw it." Hua Rong pointed at it.

The eyes of Shen Qiuci and Long Yi met again.

Long Yi glanced at He Lian's face and then returned to Shen Qiuci's face, "Have you two seen what happened?"

He Lian shrank aside and dared not speak at first, but Shen Qiuci didn't seem to want to speak, so he could only pick up the words, "I saw it, I saw it."

"Tell me." Zhao Chao picked up a pen and planned to record.

He Lian swallowed, avoiding Long Yi's frightening eyes.

He is someone who has seen the secret net. Long Yi, the director of the secret net demon management bureau, is a big devil who kills without batting an eyelid. will be afraid.

He heard from his little aunt that as long as any monster falls into the hands of the head of the Monster Management Bureau, it will lose its skin if it does not die.

He Lian swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said tremblingly, "I... My name is He Lian, and my surname is He, He Lian's Lian. Three months ago, I started reviewing for the exam and planned to get the post of guard of the Demon Management Bureau. I took the exam a few days ago, and I didn't do very well in the exam, and I got the bottom one, so when I filled out my volunteer application..."

Zhao Chao stopped writing the pen and looked at He Lian expressionlessly, "Why don't you start talking about it when you were just born."

He Lian shivered when he saw him, and nodded quickly: "Okay, my mother is human, and my father is also human. My uncle married a snake demon, and then my aunt gave birth to an egg..."

"Shut up." Long Yi frowned, this person must have some brain problems, it's a good thing he didn't work as a guard at the Demon Management Bureau, otherwise the entire grade of the Demon Management Bureau would be lowered by him.

His bony fingers pointed in the direction of Shen Qiuci, and Long Yi raised his chin, "You tell me."

Shen Qiuci's eyes lingered on Long Yi's face for a few seconds, then he turned sideways with his neck stiff, pointing his fingers at the director who had been lying on the ground for a long time without moving, "I saw it, it was Zhu Simao who used a knife to kill the director. Stabbed, it hasn't moved for a long time."

After Shen Qiu finished speaking, everyone in the room was startled.

Zhu Simao opened his mouth even more in surprise, why is he still talking nonsense with his eyes open, which eye saw him stabbing someone with a knife?

Long Yi Weizheng came to his senses immediately, frowned and yelled at Zhu Simao, "This is a knife attack, Zhao Chao took people away, this is the death penalty."

"Don't fucking talk nonsense." Zhu Simao panicked, and tried his best to dodge Zhao Chao who came to grab him, "I didn't stab him with a knife, I just pushed him down the stairs. He is not a human being, and he can't die if he falls .”

Shen Qiuci spread his hands to Long Yi, "He said it, but he pushed it."

Zhu Simao, who was in extreme confusion, couldn't react for a while, and froze there.

Zhao Chao rubbed his nose and smiled, and gave Long Yi a thumbs up, "Long Ju, the cooperation is quite tacit."

Zhao Chao took out handcuffs specially made for demons and handcuffed them to Zhu Simao's hands, "Let's go, this time go to the Demon Control Bureau to have a taste and feel the difference from the Demon Control Bureau."

"Longju, listen to me." Zhu Simao finally reacted and began to struggle, "Listen to my explanation, they forced me first, I was forced, they froze my assets, and asked me to Give it to my ex-wife, why should I give her the money..."

"Shut up." Long Yi glared at him impatiently, "You tell the divorce office about the divorce, I just want to fight, understand?"

"I don't understand." Zhu Simao was dragged by Zhao Chao to go out. He refused to go, but desperately grabbed the door frame and yelled, "Aren't you the boss of the demon management office? You should take care of everything. Your law It’s unreasonable, the one who made the Marriage Law is a big idiot, not proceeding from reality, Dragon Bureau, you have to take care of it, you have to listen to the opinions of the people.”

"Wait a minute." Long Yi waved his hand at Zhao Chao, signaling him to stop dragging Zhu Simao out first.

As soon as Zhao Chao stopped, Zhu Simao hurriedly hugged the door frame with both hands and feet, as if he had been greatly wronged, "Dragon Ju... It's really not my fault, the laws and regulations are really not strict..."

Zhu Simao had a big face and thick flesh, so when he pretended to be wronged, the flesh on his face was squeezed together. Zhao Chao couldn't help but look away, and couldn't bear to look at it. If he continued to look at it, he might not be able to bear to give him a stick.

Long Yi walked up to him with long legs, put his hands behind his back, bent slightly, looked at the trembling Zhu Simao playfully, and asked in a soft voice as if he was afraid of scaring Zhu Simao: "Do you know this law?" Who made the rules?"

"Who?" Zhu Simao couldn't think anymore, only the fear of the Demon Management Bureau, after all, it was described on the secret website as a purgatory on earth.

Long Yi's thin lips parted slightly, and he uttered a word: "I."

The usual word "I" seems to have a bit of blood in this situation.

Zhu Simao's saliva stuck in his throat and his face turned red.

"Zhao Chao, open the door for me." Long Yi said.

"Okay." Zhao Chao opened the glass door, then bent down and made a gesture of invitation

The corners of Long Yi's mouth were raised slightly, showing a charming smile, then he raised his long legs, put his booted feet on Zhu Simao's buttocks, and kicked him out.

Zhu Simao flew out like a ball and landed next to the black off-road vehicle with a plop.

Long Yi raised his long legs and stepped on the chair beside him, patted his trouser legs with his hands, then turned around and walked towards the director who was still lying on the ground.

Shen Qiuci watched Long Yi's movement of patting his trouser legs, as well as his striding posture, and the soft voice he deliberately put in Zhu Simao's ear just now echoed in his ears.

Shen Qiuci became more and more certain that he must have known Long Yi before.