Yokai Divorce Office

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Long Yi came to the director who was still lying on the ground, and kicked him, "Okay, get up."

The people lying on the ground did not move.

Long Yi turned around and sat down in front of the sofa, put his left foot on the knee of his right leg, and sneered, "On the count of three, I'll leave before I wake up."

Without waiting for Long Yi to count, the man with less ground opened his eyes, as if he suddenly woke up and didn't know where he was in a daze.

"Long Ju, why are you here?" The director was shocked when he saw Long Yi.

At this time, Shen Qiuci really saw the whole picture of the director. He looked 50 to [-] years old, not short in height, slightly fatter, with a slightly protruding belly, like a middle-aged man who is blessed by human beings .

The face is chubby and looks very simple and honest, but there is shrewdness in the eyes.

The director stood up with Huarong's support, his body trembling as if he was about to fall down at any time.

"Director Gu, do you want to go to the hospital?" Zhao Chao patted Director Gu on the shoulder without much force, but the director almost fainted to the ground again when his shoulders collapsed.

Zhao Chao: "..." This scene is a little overdone.

"No, it's just a trivial matter, but I just fell from the third floor, got a little frightened, passed out twice, brain congestion, high blood pressure, high blood sugar, heart is not very good, there is nothing serious about it, go to the hospital That is hospitalization, wasting time and wasting the money of the Bureau, or else give me a note from the Dragon Bureau and let me go home to recuperate for three months, and I can still recuperate without spending money."

Now not only Zhao Chao, but even He Lian and Shen Qiuci can see that Director Gu has a purpose.

The three looked at Long Yi at the same time, intending to see what he had to say.

Long Yi raised his eyes and looked at the divorce office. His eyes moved from upstairs to downstairs, and his eyes fell on the quaint tea table in the corner of the lobby on the first floor. The tea table was made of the roots of ancient trees. The wheels are densely packed and countless, and there is a set of tea sets that seem to be expensive at first glance.

"Gu Qian." Long Yi raised his hand and waved in the room, "Your place is the place with the highest standards in the world. Since the establishment of the office for three months, I will approve whatever you want. Even the tea sets are hundreds of years old. White jade tea cup, it's been three months, you haven't settled a single case, and you still want to retire? Why, did you take me, Long Yi, for a fool?"

"Long Ju said that." Gu Qian walked to the sofa opposite Long Yi and sat down cautiously, "You have also seen that we come here to fight every two days, not at all compared to your demon management bureau." Leisurely, it's only been three months, and half of our people have gone to the hospital."

"Don't..." Zhao Chao hurriedly said, "Director Gu's words are not rigorous. There are four people in your clinic, and only two of them are hospitalized..."

"Is that half?" Hua Rong asked Zhao Chao.

Zhao Chaoyu concluded, and finally nodded, "Yes, it is indeed half."

He Lian opened his mouth wide when he heard the words, and secretly said on the Internet that the divorce office lost half of its staff within three months. He wondered how it would cost more than a dozen, but he didn't think there were only two.

But three months after its establishment, two of them were hospitalized. Looking at today's situation, this divorce office is really not a good place.

He is a human being, if he falls from the third floor, he will be disabled if he does not die.

He Lian thought about giving up this position, and going back to prepare for the next year's exam.

"Then don't forget, your wages here are tripled." Long Yi said.

He Lian instantly gave up the idea just now, he thinks this place is good, not good, but very good.

In his future life, he will be a member of the divorce office, and in death he will be the ghost of the divorce office, and he will never leave until he dies.

Gu Qian laughed dryly, but did not answer Long Yi's words.

In fact, Gu Qian was nothing more than trying to show misery in front of Long Yi, so that the leaders could see how difficult his job was. As the saying goes, children who can cry have sweets.

"How about this, Zhao Chaoxian is seconded to you to help from today on." Long Yi gave a piece of candy.

Zhao Chao was stunned for a moment, why was he suddenly sold out.

Gu Qian wanted to laugh but he held back, on the surface the old god was there.

The black baton in the hands of the police officer from the Demon Control Bureau is not an ordinary stick, it is a baton that is only useful for monsters.

Let's put it this way, no matter how hard you use the baton to hit a person, you won't feel the slightest pain, but when you use it on a demon, every stick is real.

Of course, not everyone can have this baton, only the specially trained police officers of the Demon Control Bureau and the Demon Control Institute can have it.

"Okay, okay, thank you Long Ju." Gu Qian's waist pain was gone, his high blood pressure and high blood sugar were all gone, and he was a majestic office director again.

Zhao Chao felt that his whole world had collapsed, "Director? I..." Zhao Chao pointed at the tip of his nose, his eyes widened, "You don't want me anymore?" As we all know, divorce offices are places that no one wants to come to.

As a policeman, he is full of passion, and wants to follow Long Jue to beat the thugs with his left fist and kick the robber with his right foot, but now let him come to such a place to deal with his emotional life, he is a wolf, no, half a wolf, no, He is a majestic wolf half-demon born from the combination of a man and a wolf. How can he be subdued here?

Long Yi waved his hand reassuringly, "It's just a secondment, it's not like staying here for the rest of my life, I can go back soon."

"How fast is it?" Zhao Chao understood the director's pissing nature very well, and he was probably lying when he said such words.

"Stupid, why don't you come with three times the money?" He Lian whispered.

Shen Qiuci glanced at He Lian when he heard this.

When Shen Qiuci was taught all kinds of knowledge by the little half-demon, the importance of money was emphasized countless times. In a word, living in this society, whether it is a human or a demon, it is difficult to live without money, and the world is beautiful with money.

So maybe money is very important whether it is a human or a demon.

So Shen Qiuci looked at Long Yi and asked, "This police officer Zhao came to us, did he also receive three times the salary?"

There was a brief silence in the room.

Gu Qian successfully performed fainting twice, in fact, they were all done with the unknowing help of Shen Qiuci and He Lian, but he only remembered these two people at this time.

"Are you here to report today?" Gu Qian asked.

He Lian nodded hurriedly, and took a step forward, "Hello, Director, my name is He Lian."

"I heard you introduce yourself just now. He's surnamed He, and He Lian's Lian." Gu Qian joked cheerfully.

He Lian scratched her head in embarrassment, and pulled Shen Qiuci beside her, "The director is Shen Qiuci, No.1 in this exam."

"I know, I know." Gu Qian looked at Shen Qiuci with full of satisfaction, "The one who gets the first place in the exam is the one with the smartest brains, and you really have a vision when you choose us." Gu Qian boasted, but he was slandering , took the No.1 exam and chose them here, I'm afraid there is something wrong with my brain.

Shen Qiuci witnessed Gu Qian's fainting twice with his own eyes, and felt that this director who acted quite differently from ordinary people might not be purely praising him, but seemed to have some veiled ridicule.

When Long Yi inadvertently raised his eyes, he happened to see Shen Qiuci's dull face, and couldn't help but smile a little bit in his eyes.

This cat is quite interesting.

"That's right." Zhao Chao suddenly roared, "Long Ju, can I get two wages?"

Long Yi immediately retracted his smile, and looked at Zhao Chao expressionlessly.

Zhao Chao was full of excitement and anticipation.

Shen Qiuci felt that Zhao Chao was really talented.

What he said just now was just to make Zhao Chao stay. After all, after seeing the director fall from the third floor with his own eyes, Shen Qiuci felt that this job was indeed dangerous, so it was natural for a policeman to be here. OK

It's just that Zhao Chao turned out to be a talent who can infer other things from one instance, and he was more thoughtful than he thought.

Long Yi didn't speak.

If you don't speak, you are tacitly acquiescing. Zhao Chao suddenly felt that the sky was clear. If you hit a thug with your left fist or kick a robber with your right foot, it is just a cloud, and the divorce office is the most beautiful existence.

Long Yi stood up with a cold face, and straightened his belt with both hands, "Gu Qian, it's been three months and you haven't solved a single case. I'll give you another month. If you can't complete another case, the Demon Management Bureau Sit down for two days and try it out." The laws and regulations on divorce are newly formulated, and whether these laws and regulations can be implemented depends on the divorce office, so the work of the divorce office is the top priority now. .

After Long Yi finished speaking, he strode out, Zhao Chaozheng was going to follow, Huarong grabbed his arm, "Officer Zhao, you will be ours from now on, where are you going?"

Zhao Chao's pace stopped again.

When Long Yi passed by Shen Qiuci, he stopped suddenly and looked at him slightly sideways.

This face always gave him a familiar feeling, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it before.

"I feel like I've seen you somewhere before." Long Yi said.

"I also think you look familiar." Shen Qiuci also felt this way, and it was very strong.

Long Yi glanced up and down Shen Qiuci's face back and forth a few times, then frowned and asked, "Do you remember that?"

"No." Shen Qiuci shook his head, "Have you remembered?"

"Me neither, see you later."

Long Yi waved his hands, and left with a long leg.

Shen Qiuci looked thoughtfully at the back of Long Yi getting into the car.

Since waking up, Shen Qiuci has found that his memory is incomplete, but it is not amnesia.

He has lived for 3000 years. The memory of these [-] years is too long, and there is nothing wrong with it being blurred, but it does not mean that he has forgotten everything.

He still remembers the clear spring in the mountain stream of Luhui Mountain, the white cranes spreading their wings under the moonlight and a hundred flowers blooming, and the sound of Lingling piano when he closed his eyes for a rest.

He remembered that he was walking out step by step along the clear spring of Yanhui Mountain, as if he was going to enter the world.

Some people are saying in my ears that this is the Longping Year.

It's just that he can't remember how he fell asleep thousands of years ago, why he fell asleep, and why the bronze mirror of the Demon Control Bureau showed his original body as a cat, these are all unknown.

What about Long Yi?

Could it be someone he knew during the Longping years?