Professional God

At the beginning of a new week, a new bed was finally delivered to Chu Ze's dormitory.Chu Ze expressed 12 thanks to Ye Chuan for taking him in during this period, and moved back to the student dormitory.

Ye Chuan seemed very reluctant, and tried to persuade him to stay with him several times, but Chu Ze was almost shaken by his brilliant tongue.But since he signed up for on-campus accommodation, he still had to abide by the management rules and regulations of the dormitory. Ye Chuan had no choice but to honestly help him send his luggage back to his dormitory.

"The cold wind blows all over my face, and Chu Ze's moving breaks my heart." Ye Chuan said with a sad face, "In this way, I will have to get up early and go to school to copy your homework..."

Chu Ze: "..."

He told Ruolan about it in the cafeteria at noon that day.

Ruolan made a pertinent evaluation of the fish ball powder without fish balls, "From this point of view, it's actually a good thing for you to move back to the dormitory. Why should you let others copy the homework you did on your own strength?"

Chu Ze was expressionless: "It's as if you didn't copy the monitor's homework."

Ruolan defended herself eloquently: "I copied it with my own ability, Ye Chuan, that decadent capitalist young master who bought you off with material wealth, how can he be compared to me?!"

Chu Ze: "..."

It's really an honor for you to copy your homework.

"I'm back!" At this neither embarrassing nor embarrassing moment, Ye Chuan came back.He was still wearing a little pink princess dress, ran to Chu Ze and sat down next to Chu Ze with his little leather shoes on, and slapped the package in his hand on the dining table: "I finally got the courier, but it's annoying me to death." gone."

"You've been gone for half an hour," Ruolan took a sip of powder. "The courier station is in the lobby on the third floor. How long have you been taking a courier?"

"Forget it..." Ye Chuan waved his hand while unpacking the package. "The courier station is so boring. You know that I like to watch my phone in class, so my phone has been turned on silent. When the courier arrived yesterday, the courier station called me several times. I didn't answer it in class. As a result, there was no answer at the station. When the problem has been dealt with, I sent a text message to me again today, telling me to pick it up, and the pick-up number is eight eight."

"No problem, what next?" Chu Ze asked.

"There's nothing wrong with it," Ye Chuan said calmly. "But when I arrived at the courier station, they told me that their pick-up number is four digits, it can't be eight or eight. I fought with the staff for a long time, and finally showed the staff the text message informing me to pick up the package. , he told me that it might be a problem, and it took half an hour to find it."

Chu Ze asked curiously: "What's the matter with the 'eight eight' pick-up code?"

Ye Chuan didn't speak, and turned over the wrapped paper box to show him. Three large characters were written on the box with a blood-red oil-based pen: "eight eight".

Ruolan sprayed out a mouthful of powder, desperately slapped the table and laughed wildly: "Fuck, this code is too deceptive!"

Ye Chuan clicked his tongue, "The staff are out of their minds", and threw the express box into the bucket of boiling water.When she came back, Ruolan had already taken his courier and looked over it over and over, and even put the black box close to her ear: "What did you buy online?"

"Don't shake it, it will break later." Ye Chuan snatched the box with his hands. "What about high-tech products?"

Ruolan immediately became interested: "Take it apart and have a look?"

Ye Chuan tore off the seal as he said, lifted the cover, and put it under Ruolan's eyelids to shake it around.

The bright reflection flashed in front of Ruo Lan's eyes, and Ruo Lan's eyelids twitched: "New phone?"

"Yali Liu rose gold, brand new." Ye Chuan pulled out the new mobile phone he bought online from the box, held it in his hand and shook it triumphantly.

"No," Ruolan asked suspiciously. "Yali-[-] hasn't been listed in the alliance yet. Did you find a purchasing agent? No, I remember that you already have a Ya-Li-[-]. Why did you buy a new one?"

Ye Chuan shook his head inscrutablely, and handed the new mobile phone to Ruolan and Chu Ze: "This is not an ordinary Yaliliu—it is a high imitation product newly developed by Heita, fake Liliu."

"..." Chu Ze was speechless, took the phone and looked at it.

It has to be said that Heita's counterfeit and shoddy technology is very strong, and the style and appearance of the mobile phone in his hand are exactly the same as the Yali Liu that Ye Chuan originally owned. It's not that Ye Chuan said it, he couldn't see the difference at all. "You already have genuine products, why buy pirated copies?"

Ye Chuan raised a finger and shook it: "The mountain man has his own magic."

After hearing these words, Ruolan suddenly realized something, and stared at Ye Chuan righteously with a kind of piercing eyes.Ye Chuan replied her with an ambiguous smile, and the two of them laughed slyly in tacit understanding.

Chu Ze: "...?"

I don't know much about today's young people.

Ye Chuan put away the copycat pears, touched his wallet, and said "Hi".Chu Ze was still in a daze, but he suddenly jumped up and hugged Chu Ze's thigh: "Father!"

Chu Ze: "...???"

"I forgot to bring my meal card, please lend me my meal card!"

Chu Ze lowered his head, silently overlooking the sentinel who was entangled with his thigh, took out his meal card and patted it on top of his head.

Ye Chuan happily went to cook with his meal card in his hand.

Chu Ze watched his bouncing back go away, then looked back at Ruo Lan, who had checked Weibo because she went to chat with Ye Chuan, and asked casually, "What are you looking at?"

"Whistle to the popularity list," Ruolan replied while drawing her fingers.She had already finished eating the noodles, and she didn't even spare the noodle soup, drinking it slurply. "Haven't you seen it?"

"not at all."

"What, you don't even pay attention to this?" Ruolan raised her head and looked at him in shock. "I suspect that you may be a false guide! Well, you should have heard of Ye Huai, right?"

Chu Ze was silent for a moment, then shook his head again: "...No."

Ruolan stared at him dumbfounded: "You don't even know about this... Are you an old guide of non-mainstream antiques in the countryside?"

Chu Ze: "..."

I don't quite understand what rural non-mainstream is, but feeling is not a good adjective.

Ruolan put one hand on Chu Ze's shoulder with a look of "We are good friends", and handed over the phone to Chu Ze: "Now I have to give you some science, you can't be so ignorant. Ye Huai, known as The strongest guide, ranked No.1 in the guide popularity list for three consecutive years, the husband of all the youthful girls in the alliance, and one of the men the sentinels most want to marry. The second young master of the Ye family, the youngest chief guide of Qingta, has Qian Quanquan has a family background and good looks, standard tall, rich and handsome—speaking of which, he is still an alumnus of us, the No.11 graduate of the 1th guide of Xueyuan White Tower, you actually told me that you don’t know him?!”

Chu Ze glanced at Ruolan's cell phone, a photo of a white-haired young man was displayed on the screen.The young man's face is somewhat familiar, gentle and handsome, his eyes are as blue as the deep sea, and the brimming water color is like the gentle and boundless waves of the ocean.

But he was inexplicably disgusted by this person, and he only took a quick glance before looking away.

Ruolan took back her phone and smacked her lips: "You're so ungrounded, you won't be able to get along in the future—it doesn't matter, I'm well-informed, and I'll be the first to share with you any big things in the future. Combining Marxism with reality and taking the road of characteristic socialism.”

Chu Ze: "... I thank you in advance."

"You're welcome, you're welcome," Ruolan waved her hands and cleaned up her own dishes. "After my reform is completed, I will make a strategic transfer first. You should work hard slowly."

Chu Ze watched her leave without a word, and looked down at his already cold lunch, which was half left because he was busy chatting.

I really don't know how Ruolan managed to eat so fast while talking.This can be regarded as a respectable talent.

"Huh, Ruolan left so soon." Ye Chuan finally came back after finishing the meal, put down the lunch box, and sat next to Chu Ze with a stroke of his skirt.As soon as he sat down, he brought the lunch box towards Chu Ze, picked up the chopsticks and moved the corn in the colorful diced into Chu Ze's lunch box.

Chu Ze: "What are you doing?"

"I'll eat it for you," Ye Chuan said naturally. "Don't you like to eat corn kernels? I see that every time you order five colorful diced, you will pick out the corn and eat it, and don't move anything else."

Chu Ze: "...Thank you, you have observed carefully."

"You're welcome." Ye Chuan grinned, and took out his phone to look at it while he was grilling rice.

They were also eating and looking at their mobile phones. Just now, Ruolan was looking at the Weibo interface, but Ye Chuan was looking at the novel reading interface. The title of the article seemed to read something like "[Snake Bird/Tiao Tuan] Love the Overlord Snake".Chu Ze thought to himself what happened to the young people nowadays, why it is so popular to eat while looking at the mobile phone, and asked, "I seem to often see you reading novels. What are you reading, is it so good?"

Ye Chuan's chopsticks for chopping the rice paused, he chewed and swallowed the rice, and asked, "Do you really want to know?"

Chu Ze felt that his tone was particularly strange, hesitated for a while, and finally nodded out of curiosity.

Ye Chuan gave him a nasty smile: "It's from Tongrenwen... Alas, this kind of thing can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words, you can look up 'Snake Bird' online or ask Ruolan to find out. "

Being able to use the adjective "dirty", one can imagine how intriguing Ye Chuan's expression is.Chu Ze's heart skipped a beat, he took out his phone and opened the search engine to look up the word "snake bird".

The web page displays a reply: "According to relevant laws, regulations and policies, some search results are not displayed."

Chu Ze: "???"

What the hell are you doing? !

When Chu Ze returned to the dormitory after school at night, he thought of this incident again, so Aite Ruolan sent a message to him, Ye Chuan and Ruolan's small group of three: "Ruolan, I want to ask you something .”

Ruolan agreed very readily: "Say it!"

"I just wanted to ask you a question," Chu Ze typed on the phone screen with some hesitation. "'Anhinga'... what is it?"

Ruolan sent him a string of ellipses.

It was a string of ellipses that seemed to be on the verge of extinction as if they had seen the five towers and the Western Ocean go to war.After a while, she replied to the message again: "Are you sure what you want to ask...is the same word that came to my mind?"

Chu Ze looked at her secretive words, then thought about Ye Chuan's indescribable expression at noon, and replied uncertainly: "It should be... right."

Ruolan sent the word "Oh Huo" and sent him a few links.

"The so-called 'Snake and Bird' are actually a pair of real people whistle to CP," Ruolan explained to Chu Ze while tossing the link. "This cp meme comes from a big incident two years ago. At that time, we called it the 'Crazy Medusa'... But I think you may not know it, after all, you don't even know Ye Huai."

The last line of ridicule came inexplicably, but Chu Ze still replied "Yes", acquiescing to the first half of Ruolan's sentence.After all, he had just started mental rehabilitation two years ago, and he didn't know that things were normal at that time.

"This incident probably happened when a high-ranking guide of the Northridge White Tower—we later called him 'His Majesty Medusa'—suddenly lost control, went berserk with mental power, and blew up the three-story Northridge White Tower. In this incident, the White Tower of North Ridge was severely damaged, dozens of guides were injured or injured, and more than a dozen high-ranking sentries were killed in the process of confronting His Majesty Medusa—including the chief sentinel of the White Tower."

"..." Chu Ze was shocked. "Is this still a guide?"

Ruolan said: "Everyone finds it unbelievable, that's why this incident is so legendary. What's even more strange is that the day after the incident was exposed, the league officials ordered to block all news about this incident , forcibly suppressed the incident.”

"Such a big matter can be suppressed?"

"This kind of thing is only 'whether you want to suppress it', not 'whether you can suppress it'." Ruolan said. "But the more the officials hide, the more people want to dig out the truth. There are different speculations about this matter on the Internet, and one of the most romantic ones is, 'The reason for Medusa's rampage is that his sentinels were killed by the officials. Framed to death', and his sentinel is rumored to have a bird-like mental image, which is the source of the 'Hinga' cp. However, because the crazy Medusa incident became a taboo, the word 'Hinga' was also used later. Banned. Later, cp fans used other words to refer to this cp... Now the most used word should be 'tiaotuan'."

When Ruolan said this, Chu Ze couldn't help but cut out, and entered the word "tiaotuan" in the search engine, and a lot of "tiaotuan h", "tiaotuan sadomasochism tune [philosophical symbols] popped up immediately below. Key words such as "tiao tuanqiang [philosophical symbol] violent birth" and "tiao tuanqiang".He was dumbfounded, almost opened the door to a new world.

"Take a look at the link I sent you," Ruolan sent a wretched emoji. "Guaranteed to leave you feeling lifted from your soul."

Chu Ze looked dull.

"By the way, who did you hear this word from?" Ruolan asked again. "I remember that the word anhinga has been banned for more than a year."

Chu Ze: "It's Ye Chuan..."

"Fuck, I didn't expect him to be an old man!" Ruolan was shocked. "This must be a name that the first generation of CP fans would use at least. He must be such a senior veteran!"

While admiring, she sent a message to Ye Chuan: "Old man begs for the Good Blue Sutra!"

Ye Chuan quickly replied with an emoji of a cross—it was a P at first glance, with a bird crucified on the snake-shaped cross—and then sent a link: "I have uploaded cloud resources, you can download them yourself It's not enough to see that I will give you a lecture on the scriptures when I go back to school tomorrow."

Chu Ze: "...you are so young."

Ruolan sighed "Amitabha", and then fell into the silence of going to heaven.

Chu Ze couldn't stand it anymore, with a look of despair on his face, he silently turned off his phone, and got back into his bed like lightning.

I just lost a memory, why did the Qing Dynasty die? !