Professional God

Thanks to the blessings of the two old men, Chu Ze suffered from insomnia.

He tossed and turned on the bed, unable to fall asleep, so he had no choice but to pull up the quilt to cover his head, took out the mobile phone from under the pillow, and played with it under the quilt.

He opened WeChat and sent it for a while, but found that he didn't have a very suitable partner for night chat, so he accidentally opened the link Ruolan threw him.

The content of the link is a mess of gods and demons.

What "The Domineering Snake King Falls in Love with Me", what "Pure Nightingale Iceberg Snake", what "Dear Majesty Medusa"...

Damn hot eyes.

Chu Ze flipped through two pages expressionlessly, glanced at a Tiaotuan fan's post, chose a title that looked normal, "[Tiaotuan] Sudden Spring Comes Overnight", and headed down the building Click on the link to post the text.

Then he experienced a soul baptism that he will never forget in his life.

"Medusa raised the corners of her lips and smiled evilly, and a frivolous teasing came out of her thin red lips: 'Little fairy, are you satisfied with this?' Anka panted with blurred eyes, and moaned loudly: 'Ah , Your Majesty, your spiritual tentacles are too big...well, too deep...I still want to be filled by you!' Medusa admired his white and tender body with satisfaction, and the thick spiritual tentacles penetrated deeper into his spiritual landscape Stab everywhere..."

Chu Ze: "...Damn it."

Shut down, go to sleep.

.So when he came to the classroom the next day with a pair of dark circles under his eyes, his deskmate asked him very curiously: "Hey, did you have a dream last night? Why do you look like you have kidney deficiency?"

Chu Ze: "Hehe."

Ye Chuan: "Don't be like this, youth is not your capital to squander. You have to have love, dreams and ideals, be a good young man with ambition, and don't indulge in the Good Blue Book."

Chu Ze: "I have ideals. My ideal is to become the captain of the anti-pornography brigade."

Ye Chuan shrank his shoulders and kept silent.

Just as Ye Chuan calmed down, Ruolan immediately greeted him enthusiastically, staring at him eagerly with the eyes of "I finally found the organization": "Infinite Heaven! I don't know if this fellow Taoist has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai!" What is the number?"

As soon as Ye Chuan heard that someone was cheering him on, he immediately got excited again, clasped his palms together and bowed solemnly: "Amitabha, I'm the one who 'took out a giant bird from his crotch', what's the name of the benefactor?"

Ruolan was taken aback, and respectfully said: "It turned out to be the legendary giant bird Chicory! I have admired her name for a long time, and I am disrespectful and disrespectful! Daoist Danqing is so wonderful, and Pindao has already collected all of them. Pindao's Taoist name is 'Wind Blowing Double Eggs Cool', pay attention to fellow daoists It’s been a long time, and my long-cherished wish is to ask fellow Taoists to sign and paint a copy!”

"It's easy to talk about." Ye Chuan showed a Mona Lisa smile. "I don't want the benefactor to be a double-egg Tianzun. I have heard about the benefactor's pen and ink, and I have admired it for a long time. How about such a beautiful day and a beautiful day?"

Ruolan smiled happily, took out her mobile phone: "That's great!"

Chu Ze: "..."

The school bell comes to his rescue just in time.He had never thought that the school bell could be so amiable.The two allies who were in the same boat had to bid farewell, and made an appointment to preach and learn from each other after the catastrophe.

The first section is the class of the head teacher again.Before the class, she first talked about the tradition of the White Tower-the class challenges each other to the system, and then began to teach.

The so-called "class challenge system" refers to a competition rule set up by the White Tower Guidance Academy to encourage students to learn.Each class can choose a class of the same grade to challenge each big exam. The challenge method, the rewards and punishments for the success or failure of the challenge are determined by the challenger.The challenged can decide whether to fight, but in theory, as long as the challenge method and stake are reasonable, each class must choose to fight.

The first challenge of this year is the mid-term exam after the alliance celebration holiday.

After class, Ruolan couldn't wait to rush over to talk to Ye Chuan, but was preempted by another girl guide.

The guide girl with long hair and shawl stood in front of Ye Chuan's seat holding her textbook and notebook, and smiled shyly at the sentinel: "Hello, Ye Chuan, I'm Xue Yiran, the representative of the Chinese class, do you mind if I take up a little of your time? "

Ye Chuan glanced at her with an extremely weird look, and then showed a well-behaved smile: "Is there anything? Tell me."

"It's like this," Xue Yiran spread out the notebook she was holding in her arms on the table, "There is a reason why the class teacher suddenly mentioned the class mutual selection system today. Yesterday we received a challenge letter from the second class, saying that Challenging our class average to raise the score in the midterm."

"Hey, they can say that." Ye Chuan picked up his notebook and looked at it. On it was Xue Yiran's copy of the challenge letter written by class two to class one.The guide girl is pure and beautiful, and her handwriting is also beautiful and clear, which is pleasing to the eye. "I remember that the average score of our class's preliminary examination is several points higher than theirs? In this way, our room for improvement must not be as big as theirs."

Xue Yiran seemed to be amused by Ye Chuan, chuckled twice, and then said softly: "I remember that you are very talented in Chinese, so I would like to ask you to help me think about the battle book together. How to write it. Are you free after school? If you have time, can we stay and discuss it together?"

Ruolan leaned on the edge of Chu Ze's table and watched Xue Yiran talk to Ye Chuan with her eyes exposed. Hearing these words, she couldn't help but sneered, "She's so fake!"

Chu Ze was stunned for a moment, then lay down on the table and asked Ruo Lan, "What's wrong?"

Ruolan snorted and sneered a few times, and complained to Chu Ze in a low voice: "Do you still remember yesterday's Chinese homework? It was the question about what 'Sirius' refers to in 'Looking at the Skywolf in the Northwest'... You answer Speaking of a ferocious carnivore, I answered the aliens who invaded the earth. Guess what Ye Chuan answered? He said it was the mental image of Erlang God! This level can also be called very talented, Xue Yiran is too good at talking Come on!"

"..." Chu Ze was speechless. "In a sense... it is indeed a rare talent."

"Sorry, it might not work after school." Ye Chuan smiled at Xue Yiran. "My family has access control and must go home on time. And in fact, my Chinese is not very good."

"What about the self-study class?" Xue Yiran still did not give up and asked persistently. "I applied to the teacher for the right to use the electronic reading room, and we can go there to discuss."

Ye Chuan hesitated for a moment.He glanced back at Chu Ze, Chu Ze looked puzzled, so he nodded to Xue Yiran: "Okay, see you in the self-study class."

"She wants to soak Yechuan—!" Ruolan cupped her face in a shouting expression.

Chu Ze patted her on the head helplessly: "Are you thinking too much? This is just an ordinary class task."

"No! With the dignity of being the second guide, I swear she must want to see Ye Chuan!" Ruo Lan shook her head frantically, and after shaking her head, she laid down on Chu Ze's desk with a look of lovelessness. "Well, to be honest, if I didn't already have a sweetheart, I would also like to date him..."

Chu Ze: "..."

He turned his head in silence, looking at Xue Yiran who was talking with Ye Chuan, the girl's fair and beautiful face was distorted in his pupils for a moment.

It was as if a sea of ​​blood was overwhelming.

"Chu Ze, Chu Ze?" Ruolan poked him with her finger. "What are you doing? Why didn't you speak all of a sudden?"

"It's nothing." Chu Ze was suddenly awakened, and the bloody scene was suddenly replaced back to the spacious and bright classroom.He suspected that this was also a sequela of the operation, so he rubbed his temples without thinking deeply about it. "It's just a sudden... a little uncomfortable."

In the end, Ye Chuan was really kidnapped by Xue Yiran in the last class in the afternoon.

Ruolan bitterly criticized Ye Chuan's "unsteady revolutionary stance", "faith is too easily shaken", and "cutting off the tail of capitalism" for a long time, complaining so much that Chu Ze was terrified.In a self-study class of 10 minutes, she actually complained for 37 and a half minutes, from ideological enlightenment to classic national curses, without even repeating the wording, which made Chu Ze feel that this man was the real master in language and literature. Talented people with great attainments and great wisdom.

The reason why she only complained for 37 and a half minutes was because Ye Chuan came back when No. 307 minutes passed.

Ye Chuan lifted up her skirt and sat down next to Chu Ze. Ruolan rolled her eyes, but she didn't see the patrol teacher, so she slid over to him and asked him, "What are you and Xue Yiran doing in the electronic reading room? Did you touch her little hand and kiss her little mouth? Did you press her down on the computer desk, release your powerful mental power, and invade her mental image completely?"

. "..." Ye Chuan looked at her silently. "I was away for 10 minutes. Why did you automatically complete a large-scale documentary about origin and destruction in your mind?"

"Tell me what you did with her first, and why she hasn't come back yet. Is it because you made her unable to walk?" Ruolan asked conscientiously, her eyes brightened.

Ye Chuan waved his hands like chasing flies: "Where are you so many things? Nothing happened. She claimed to write a letter of welcome in pure classical Chinese, and went to check the information. I opened another one next to her." I went to read the text by myself on the computer. She was really annoying, and she came to me from time to time and asked me if this was okay, and that was good, so noisy that I couldn’t even read the Good Blue Sutra. I went to check my phone in the toilet, and then came back after checking the time was almost up. She is probably still looking up information in the electronic reading room."

"That's why you were alone in the same room for 10 minutes," Ruolan said deeply. "You held the Good blue scriptures and purely masturbated for a class, and nothing happened?"

"Otherwise?" Ye Chuan asked back. "I'm not an old sentinel who has been single for 30 years and couldn't find a guide. I shouldn't be so hungry. Even if I want to do it, I have to find a better one, at least Chu Ze's level."

Inexplicably caught between the two, Chu Ze, who was innocently shot in the knee, fell into embarrassment: "..."

"Oh?" Ruo Lan glanced at Chu Ze upon hearing this, and then smiled appreciatively at Ye Chuan. "Dao friendly eyes."

Chu Ze fell into embarrassment again: "..."

The get out of class bell saved him from the embarrassing cancer that was almost at the advanced stage in time.

"Okay, the meeting is over." Ye Chuan spread his hands.He deftly swept the messy textbooks on his desk into the drawer, and threw the pencil case into the schoolbag.Originally, when Chu Ze lived with him, he would count a few homework and take them home to copy. Since Chu Ze moved back to the student dormitory, he has become more self-willed. He simply does not bring a book home. Waiting to come back the next day to copy.Chu Ze sometimes wondered if his decision to move back to the dormitory really hurt Ye Chuan.But after thinking about it, it is actually the difference between copying homework earlier and copying homework later, and there is no difference in essence.

Ye Chuan waved his hand smartly, carried the fluffy rabbit schoolbag and ran away.Ruolan also went back to her seat to pack the stationery, and said to Chu Ze, "Let's have dinner together after school. I heard that there is a hot pot buffet nearby that tastes really good..." While she was talking, she said Suddenly stopped, Chu Ze noticed her pause, glanced at her, and looked in the direction of her gaze.

Xue Yiran entered the classroom.She was still holding her stack of textbooks and notes, with her long black hair hanging down, biting her lip, her face turned pale.

Ruolan stared at her for a while, then sneered softly, "It's like a woman who has been splashed with makeup remover."

Although Chu Ze didn't appreciate her vulgar wording, he still silently agreed with her thoughts in his heart.

Thinking of Ye Chuan's indifferent expression when he said "nothing happened", Chu Ze suddenly felt brighter than ever.