Professional God

In the next two weeks, Xue Yiran would still come over to harass Ye Chuan from time to time.Either I asked him for advice on revising the challenge book; or I asked him if he would participate in a writing competition next month; or I bought an extra movie ticket and asked him if he was interested in watching it together.

Ye Chuan responded a few times out of politeness at first, but after a lot of similar incidents happened—especially when Chu Ze didn't seem very happy at this time—he chose to refuse directly.But Xue still seems to be getting more and more courageous as he gets frustrated, and he still wants to create a chance for the two of them to get along.The most exaggerated time, she even found out about Ye Chuan's address and living conditions from nowhere, and asked Ye Chuanjie politely if she would rent a house from him.

Although Ye Chuan had always been unimpressed with Xue Yiran, he was still polite. Only that time Ye Chuan seemed to have lost his temper.He almost rejected Xue Yiran. At the same time, he went to the teacher's office and called someone, scolding very viciously.It is said that his yelling and cursing could be heard on half a floor at that time, but the aura was so terrifying that no one dared to accuse him of polluting the pure learning environment like the White Tower ivory tower.

At that time, Chu Ze passed by the door of the teacher's office.Although he was mentally prepared for Ye Chuan's scolding, his deskmate once again refreshed his understanding of all kinds of low-level greetings.

Xue Yiran didn't dare to provoke Ye Chuan since then.But Chu Ze soon discovered that the common problem of "guide sentinel discrimination" was not applicable when the students in the White Tower faced Ye Chuan.Xue Yiran is not the only guide who is interested in Ye Chuan. Even though he knows that Ye Chuan has intermittent attacks of neurosis and his potential quality is worrying, there are still many guides who are willing to make friends with him, and even guides from lower grades come to watch. this rare species.

He was puzzled by this situation, and in the end he could only simply attribute the reason to "world peace now".

It was rare for Xue Yiran to be clean for a few days after the incident, but soon, another incident related to Ye Chuan happened.

Ye Chuan's mobile phone was confiscated again.

This time the confiscation was even more embarrassing than the last time - the homeroom teacher actually didn't see Ye Chuan playing with his mobile phone below, but simply wanted to tell Ye Chuan to stand up and answer the question.In the end, for some reason, maybe Ye Chuan still had lingering fears about the experience of being confiscated the phone last time, or maybe he was taken aback by the sudden roll call, and when he stood up with a "bass", the large dictionary that was spread out on his lap fell off.

As a matter of course, the mobile phone also fell from the dictionary to the ground with a "bang", and it was spread openly in the middle of the aisle.Ye Chuan: "..."

head teacher:"……"

The two looked at each other, and finally Ye Chuan smiled shyly and said, "You may not believe it, teacher, it was the mobile phone that moved first..."

The whole class laughed like bronze.

So Ye Chuan was invited into the teacher's office for tea that afternoon.

"Ye Chuan, now I don't care about the last time you looked at your phone in my class, and I don't care about you yelling at the court in the office two days ago." The head teacher said earnestly.As she spoke, she spread Ye Chuan's homework on the table. "Your class monitor also checks Moments in class, but I never expose him. Do you know why? It's not because he is the monitor and has privileges, but because he knows what to do and what not to do, even if he is playing on his phone in class. It will definitely not affect academic performance."

Ye Chuan nodded violently: "You are right, you are right!"

"But take a look at your homework," the head teacher continued to criticize, "copy it, how can you copy it like this? Take a look for yourself, GPS, GIS and RS are all indistinguishable, the whole copy is misplaced."

Ye Chuan opened his eyes innocently: "But teacher, I really haven't learned it. I jumped up a level."

"I didn't do it before, it's not an excuse for you not to study. For others, it's reviewing, but for you, it's learning new knowledge, so you have to work twice as hard, you know?" "GPS is Global Positioning System, GIS is Geographic Information System, RS is Remote Sensing System, remember?"

Ye Chuan: "Teacher, don't you teach history? Why is geography so clear... Oh, well, I remember. What is GPRS?"

"..." The head teacher was completely defeated. "That's your mobile data."

Ye Chuan suddenly realized: "No wonder I find this word very familiar."

The head teacher pressed his temples, rubbed them for a long time, and then sighed again. He felt that he had never encountered such a difficult problem in his ten years of teaching career.She thought about it, thought hard, and finally said to Ye Chuan: "I now have 12 doubts about the education policy of your father's hall. I will call your parents after school today and ask him to come to the school and talk to him He will discuss your educational issues face to face."

"...!" Ye Chuan keenly caught the key word "please parents" from the long string of respectful speeches from the head teacher, and rushed forward with a howl on the spot: "Your Majesty, please spare me!!!"

The head teacher watched him rushing over like a salted fish from across the table, and quickly picked up his mug with his eyes and hands to save him from the disaster.

"Your Majesty, calm down!" Ye Chuan remonstrated with blood and tears. "I am willing to rewrite my homework, listen carefully in class, never play mobile phones, recite and silently write the "Five Towers Alliance Sentinel Code of Conduct" a hundred times after class! I beg Your Majesty to let me live, as long as I don't invite my parents, I can say anything!"

The head teacher sneered: "It's late. Come on, get him out!"

Ruolan and Chu Ze, who were standing at the door waiting for someone, rushed in one after another, and thrust Ye Chuan out very quickly and calmly.During this period, Ye Chuan kept reaching out his hand to the office in despair, and shouted in grief: "Your Majesty, be gracious—"

Chu Ze carried him back into the classroom, and patted his head sympathetically: "Think about the bright side. At least your parents can help you get your phone back when they come."

"No, you won't understand." Ye Chuan's expression was dull, bitter and bitter. "In my world, if being confiscated with a mobile phone is the difficulty of life, then asking parents is absolutely hell! I would rather die than be invited parents!"

Chu Ze: "..."

I don't really understand your Sentinel's worldview.

Ruolan scratched her head: "I don't quite understand. I was invited by parents when I was a child, and usually my parents wouldn't do anything to me, at most they would scold me, and then I should eat and drink."

"That's why I said you wouldn't understand!" Ye Chuan screamed and jumped up. He raised his hands above his head, his arms stretched out, and his fingers flicked wildly. "My parents are not my own! He is a devil! He is an evil force! He is a corrupt capitalist bureaucrat who exploits the fruits of labor of innocent people!!!"

Chu Ze and Ruolan immediately looked at him with sympathy.

Ye Chuan went crazy on the spot for a while, and then collapsed helplessly.

"Forget it," he said, dying, with less air in than out. "It's a done deal, I'll find a way to bribe a few brothers to go to the anus so that he can't come to school."

Chu Ze: "..."

My tablemate style surprise series.Ye Chuan was able to survive until now without being beaten to death by his guardian, which is really a miracle in history. "Hey, it's a good thing I saved a trick." Ye Chuan got up wearily, lay down on the table again, and reached out to touch the lace of his princess dress.This action is really not elegant, if I have to describe it, it is very similar to the situation described by the Internet vest he exposed to Ruolan last time.In fact, a groove was formed behind the bow on the hem of his skirt, and after a little modification, it became a very concealed pocket. He stirred and stirred in it, and unexpectedly took out another Yali Liu mobile phone.

Chu Ze was stunned for a moment: "...Didn't your phone be confiscated just now?"

"Thanks to my foresight, I bought a counterfeit mobile phone online two weeks ago." Ye Chuan shook his mobile phone very embarrassingly. "When the class teacher asked me to drink tea just now, I used that counterfeit machine to replace my own machine as soon as I rushed over. Anyway, there is no difference in appearance between the counterfeit machine and the genuine one. As long as the teacher does not turn it on, the teacher will not find out. That's a fake."

Ruolan applauded and cheered: "Wonderful——"

"Seed. Thank you." Ye Chuan smiled modestly.

Chu Ze has always been an upright and simple good citizen, who has never played this kind of urban routine before.He looked at this, then at that, and finally asked Ruolan in a daze: "You, you don't seem surprised at all...?"

"When I saw that copycat phone, I probably knew what he wanted to do," Ruolan smiled happily. "This kind of trick is not uncommon. Someone used it when I was in the first and second grades of high school. After all, a genuine pear would cost five or six thousand, and a counterfeit machine would only cost a few hundred. In the beginning, someone actually tried to I used a prototype machine worth more than ten yuan to get away with it, but later the teacher found that the headphone plug of the prototype machine was not in the same shape as the genuine product, so I replaced it with a counterfeit machine.”

Chu Ze: "...you really know how to play."

"Thank you, thank you." Ye Chuan tossed and caught the phone, tossed and caught it, repeating the cycle. "Actually, I don't feel sorry for these two mobile phones. What I care about is just a few G's of Good blue scripts."

After finishing speaking, he and Ruolan looked at each other and smiled again, "hehehe" in unison.

Chu Ze: "..."

He seriously wanted to work for the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television, and devoted his whole life to fighting pornography and illegal activities.

hours later.Above the Canglan, above the Qing Pagoda.

The white-haired young man put down the mobile phone in his hand, and the short prompt tone of the busy line after the other party hung up could be faintly heard.He put his phone on the table, stared blankly for a while, then raised his head and asked his second seat: "When is the nearest flight to Xueyuan White Tower?"

Tong Guanlu heard the words and turned on his mobile phone to check: "There will be this afternoon. But it is too late to rush there now, and the next trip will wait until evening."

"Then it's at night. Book a ticket for me. I'll go to the White Tower." The young man breathed a sigh of relief, stood up, picked up the windbreaker hanging on the back of the chair and draped it over his shoulders.At the same time, the big white dog that was lying under the desk as a foot pad also got out from under the desk, ready to go hiking in high spirits. "I'm going to take my annual leave in advance, and I'll make up the leave later. You've worked hard these two days."

"Going in such a hurry, what happened to the White Pagoda?" Tong Guanlu asked.

"Well," the young man narrowed his eyes and smiled.His smile is exceptionally clear, his blue eyes are as deep and soft as the ocean, and there is a subtle indulgence hidden in the depths of the ocean trench. "My little princess got into trouble again, I have to go to the White Tower to catch him spanking."