My AI is mad at me every day!

Pestilence really wasn't that easy to deal with, Chen Yuxuan didn't have a clue until midnight, the small device was formatted dozens of times, and the garbage in Coke's body was still being produced non-stop.

After three o'clock in the morning, after Chen Xinmo reported a lot of data to prove that she had no choice but to "offend the next crime", she forcibly picked up Chen Yuxuan and went back to the bedroom, pressed the quilt to cover the quilt, squatted on the side of the bed, and insisted on watching Chen Yuxuan fall asleep before agreeing. leave.

Chen Yuxuan held back the words "I haven't taken a shower before going to bed" all the way, and swallowed it abruptly, afraid that Chen Xinmo would pick her up and rush into the bathroom, and then recklessly strip her clothes and help her wash them.

This is not impossible. This AI listens to her in name, but it actually operates according to its own logic program. As long as its logical judgment is harmful to her, it will make a decision after a certain critical point. For example, insisting on taking her to the hospital before, and insisting on her sleeping this time.

Although its insistence could not withstand her firm opposition, she didn't like pulling and pulling, especially when it was pulling her own clothes. Thinking about that scene gave me a headache.

Chen Yuxuan suddenly felt a little funny. Others buy AI to take care of themselves and make their lives more comfortable. She is lucky, there is nothing comforting, and it will cause trouble for her every day.

It seems that setting restrictions must be put on the agenda. When Cheng Qixi's matter is over, she will start setting restrictions for Chen Xinmo. If she can't find the hidden code, she will find a way to break it by force. In short, she won't let it go all day So go to the house to expose the tiles.

Chen Yuxuan was firmly pressed under the quilt, and she stared at Chen Xinmo speechlessly. In the darkness, she couldn't see Chen Xinmo's face clearly, and even the outline was unclear. She could only see the vagueness in her eyes, and her left ear. The scarlet shattered light flashed from time to time.

It's really... the more you look at it, the more unpleasant it becomes.

——Are you the master or am I the master?Is it annoying?can you go away

——It is obviously a machine made of metal, latex, edible pigments, and some miscellaneous fibers and organic materials. No matter how human it looks, it is just wires and iron bones under the skin, a pile of cold and lifeless death It's just a thing, how can it be so annoying?

After being angry with Chen Xinmo, Chen Yuxuan started to be angry with herself again.

——It’s just a pile of dead things, so what if it helps you take a bath?What are you being hypocritical about?

Chen Yuxuan himself didn't know what he was being hypocritical about.

She has kneaded too many bionic parts, private and non-private, from head to toe, because she knows too much, but she can detect the illusion, and she will not be easily confused by the realistic appearance of AI like ordinary people.

Just like what Chen Xinmo asked her before, the part that is different from others, in her eyes, including all the experimenters in the experimental base, is like a medical aesthetic doctor looking at a silicone prosthesis that is about to be implanted in a patient, and will not feel it at all. This is a human organ.

Although there are still some differences in appearance between medical aesthetic prostheses and bionic intelligent prostheses, they are similar in nature, that is, the difference between white peaches and longevity peaches.

The idea of ​​longevity peach was brought up by Liang Yiqing. She said that AI has a long service life. If it is maintained and upgraded frequently, it will not be a problem to use it for 200 years. The word "longevity" is quite well deserved.

Moreover, longevity peaches are always pink and tender, which are closer and more vivid than white peaches.

"Why isn't Master still asleep?"

Just as he was thinking wildly, Chen Xinmo's breath smelling of milk suddenly came from his ears. In this gloomy night, in such a closed space, and so close, it was like crisp candies rolled up in the clouds. When he reached his heart, his limbs felt numb like an electric shock.

Chen Yuxuan subconsciously raised his hands and rubbed his ears, just like he couldn't help getting goose bumps when he was hugged by Chen Xinmo's legs that day, this time his hairs also suddenly turned up, and even the apex of his heart was itchy.

After rubbing her ears, she rubbed her shoulders and arms again, and Chen Xinmo began to report the data again.

"The owner's data shows that the owner didn't sleep at all, with a heart rate of 80 beats/min and a breathing rate..."

"Okay, that's enough. I didn't say I fell asleep. My brain hurts after talking so much."

"It is recommended that the master connect me to the Internet, and I will play a lullaby to the master."

Chen Yuxuan paused as he rubbed his arm. It was fine not to mention this, but when it was mentioned, she immediately remembered "the importance of bgm".

--Ah.

——It is really good at lifting whichever pot it does not open.

Chen Yuxuan snorted coldly: "You think I'm three years old?"

In the dimness, Chen Xinmo seemed to get closer, and the soft voice wrapped in clouds made her ears soften again.

"A lullaby is without age and without borders, master."

—Is the point a lullaby?The point is I don't want to network you!

Chen Yuxuan subconsciously rubbed his ears again, and said, "Go out, I can't sleep with you here."

"Master can pretend that I don't exist."

"You are such a big lump here, how nearsighted do I have to be to pretend that you don't exist?"

Chen Xinmo stood up, quietly moved two steps, and stood side by side with the coat rack beside her.

"Master can think of me as a coat rack."

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

"Get out, this is an order" that rolled to the edge of his mouth, turned around in his throat and swallowed it back.

Chen Yuxuan suddenly remembered what Chen Xinmo said just a few hours ago - I want to be the same as the master.

Want to be like her?

Ha ha.

Chen Yuxuan herself didn't notice that she raised her brows slightly viciously, and her red lips curled up in an evil arc, which was completely different from her usual appearance.

She lowered her voice, and her voice circled around, forming two nouns with magnetic sounds: "White Tao."

"White peaches? Master wants to eat peaches? But it's not easy to eat at night, especially the fruit that irritates the stomach, and there are no white peaches at home. If the master wants to eat, I will go to the supermarket to buy them tomorrow. However, the white peaches in this season are all grown in greenhouses. good……"

She just said two words, and it was a long list...

Before he got irritated, Chen Yuxuan interrupted Chen Xinmo decisively.

"No, I don't want to eat peaches. This is my nickname for you. From now on, I will call you Baitao."

In the dimness, the AI ​​who was always angry with her was obviously slow for a second.

"Baitao..." Chen Xinmo repeated in a mechanical voice, and quickly returned to her normal clear and sweet voice, "Thank you master, I like it very much."

"As long as you like it, I also...very, like, like it."

The smile on the corners of his lips widened. Chen Yuxuan never knew that it was such a pleasant thing to connotate others. No wonder so many people like not being a person. Sure enough, not being a person is comfortable.

Chen Yuxuan swept away the depression of not being able to take a bath, and felt a lot happier. He called "White Tao" several times in succession, and then turned over contentedly, brushed his long hair to the back of his neck, and closed his eyes with his back to Chen Xinmo.

Originally, she thought about pretending to be asleep, and waited for Chen Xinmo to leave and take a shower before going to bed, but within a minute of closing her eyes, she fell into a deep sleep.

【AM3:52】

—The master finally fell asleep.

——The owner seems to be different today than usual, but the system can't analyze what is different, only detected that the direction of the smiling muscles is slightly different from usual. According to the comparison of samples, this is the smile that people with a cheerful personality will have, but The owner is not a cheerful person.

——The owner seems to like the name "White Peach" very much, and the percentage of "Joy" has increased by 52 percentage points.

——The master likes it, and I like it too.

—Late at night, sweet dreams, my master.