My AI is mad at me every day!

The corridor is dim, only the sensor lights on the stairs are not very bright.

Chen Xinmo was facing the moonlight outside the window, kneeling at the end of the corridor, the moonlight was like snow, her long hair was like a waterfall, her eyes hidden in the shadows were shattered, and the earring on her left ear was shining with scarlet light.

"Doesn't the master know? Then I'll tell the master."

The low voice was slightly magnetic, echoing in this quiet night, like a feather, gently scratching the bottom of Chen Yuxuan's heart.

Chen Yuxuan's throat was tight, and the fingers hanging by his side were slightly curled up.

Chen Yuxuan: "You..."

Chen Xinmo: "Shh..."

A "hush" came with an airy sound, and MARUV/Boosin's "Drunk Groove" sounded.

Chen Xinmo knelt and straightened her figure, her eyes were full of waves, her red lips were like blood, her left hand drew a voluptuous arc in the air, her five fingers were pressed tightly on the ground, her right hand danced along, crossed to support the ground, her whole body was lowered down, like a poison begging for pleasure The scorpion spirit tilted her proud head, and slowly licked the corners of her lips with the tip of her tongue. Ye Ye looked at her, her right leg was raised high behind her, like a long tail of a poisonous scorpion, and it drew an astonishing arc above her head. At the end, the whole figure followed kneeling and rolled over, with both arms propped up on the ground, with its back facing Chen Yuxuan.

The thin bottoming shirt was tied on one side, and the exposed waist became unbelievably slender under the moonlight. The waistline was tucked into the loose trouser waist, and the long hair stuck to the corner of the lips like silk. Looking back at a frivolous and seductive laugh.

Pfft!

Chen Yuxuan's heart suddenly jumped violently, his slightly curled fingers tightened suddenly, and his face was calm.

What kind of movements Chen Xinmo danced, Chen Yuxuan could no longer remember clearly, but only remembered the moment when the scorpion wagged its tail, and that tantalizing smile looking back.

"This..." Chen Yuxuan paused after saying a word, pursed his lips before continuing: "Where did you learn this from? What is it?"

"Douyin, "Scorpion Wagging its Tail", Xu Jiaqi ① danced, many people are learning, master."

Chen Xinmo stood up after dancing, and walked out from the moonlight, her sweet navel and snowy waist, peach eyes and red lips became clearer.

Chen Yuxuan subconsciously dodged his gaze.

Chen Yuxuan: "What kind of scorpion is courting? Scorpions rely on food for courtship."

"That's the male scorpion, master."

Chen Yuxuan: "The female scorpion is not like this either."

Chen Xinmo: "Then... the scorpion essence?"

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

Chen Yuxuan: "Didn't it prevent you from connecting to the Internet?"

Chen Xinmo: "This is a cache I've seen before, I don't have an internet connection master."

——This AI is really reasonable at any time.

Chen Xinmo walked over step by step, and only when she was in front of her did she notice that Chen Xinmo was barefoot, and her snowy feet were so young and white that it made one's heart beat.

Chen Yuxuan looked away uncomfortably.

"You will learn these messy things, what's the use?"

Chen Xinmo smiled slightly, pressed it to Chen Yuxuan's ear, and breathed Rulan like a sigh: "Is it really useless? My master..."

Chen Yuxuan's ears were numb, he tried not to avoid it, frowned and said: "What's the use of messy things? I haven't settled with you yet. Don't play these BGMs casually in the future. It's fine if there is no one. In public, Or when there are guests, don't be like this, it's uncivilized and rude, you know?"

With that said, Chen Yuxuan stretched out his hand and pushed open the bedroom door.

"It's getting late, I'm going to bed, and you are waiting to sleep..."

Before he could finish speaking, his wrist was suddenly grabbed!

The background music of "DrunkGroove" was changed to KatyPerry's "ET".

Chen Yuxuan only had time to question: "What are you doing?!" Chen Xinmo dragged her to the bedside and pressed her down.

Chen Xinmo pinched her chin, her pupils narrowed, her voice was accentuated, every word seemed to hit her on the face.

"What do I want? Isn't that obvious?"

"Well!!"

——Chen Xinmo What's wrong with this? !Is it crazy? !

A fierce kiss ended with a long string.

Chen Yuxuan's heart was beating like thunder, and he struggled subconsciously.

"You... I'm angry if you do this again. I'm really angry."

How can this soft rejection have any deterrent effect?

Chen Yuxuan didn't dare to look at Chen Xinmo's face at all, but even if he didn't, he still couldn't get rid of the scorpion wagging its tail, looking back and smiling, and... and last time...

The old saying is indeed true, if you haven’t tasted it, it’s fine. Once you know the taste, how can you still be as firm as before?

Should she sternly order her to leave, or...or...

Anyway, this matter is similar to domestic violence, there is only a difference between 0 times and N times, she is no longer 0 times, why bother to worry about what N is equal to?

And... it took so much effort to transform it, isn't it just to express the anger in my heart?

Since it was delivered to the door on its own initiative...or just...just... just took advantage of the situation and let out that bad breath?By the way, how about testing the transformation?

When Chen Yuxuan reformed Chen Xinmo back then, apart from experimenting to see if the AI ​​could really perceive the five senses, there was also a very important point, which was to figure out the anger that Chen Xinmo took advantage of and had nowhere to vent.

At that time, this bad breath was so suffocating that she couldn't get up and down, and she would suffer internal injuries if she didn't come out.

But when Chen Xinmo's transformation was successful, her anger almost disappeared, but she didn't think about it.

Chen Xinmo suddenly came here today...

Then... try?

Chen Yuxuan stopped struggling, and raised his arm hesitantly. Before he could touch Chen Xinmo, Chen Xinmo suddenly gave a low, ambiguous laugh. His beautiful red lips rubbed against her ear, and whispered: "Say no to it!" ...but your body is so honest...what can I say about you?"

These words, no matter how late at night Chen Yuxuan's mood is unstable and easy to be taken advantage of, he still can't accept it.

She put down her hand with a "swish".

"What did you say?!"

Chen Xinmo's palm ambiguously brushed her jade-smooth forehead, bowed her head and kissed her deeply, pursed her red lips and retreated slightly, Hu Tong half-closed her eyes and looked at her, at a short distance, even if the light was not turned on, she could still see her. There was a faint trace of light in the bottom of her eyes.

Chen Yuxuan's heart softened, it's just an AI, what do you know?Why bother with such a sentence or two?

Let's continue...then what...test.

Just as Chen Yuxuan was about to raise his arm to do something again, he heard Chen Xinmo's deliberately low voice.

"You annoying little goblin."

Chen Yuxuan froze.

Chen Yuxuan: "?????"

——What kind of embarrassing line is this domineering president?

Wait, domineering president? !

Chen Xinmo was lying on top of her head, while pulling her clothes, she said condescendingly, "You are very clean, and you are qualified to bear me a child."

Pulling hers away, Chen Xinmo began to tear at her own: "You poor little girl, why did I just fall in love with you?"

Chen Yuxuan: "........."

Chen Yuxuan: "Get lost!"

Chen Xinmo: "Very good, woman, you have successfully caught my attention."②

Chen Yuxuan kicked her down: "Get out!!!!!!"

Chen Xinmo grabbed the foot of the bed and refused to let go: "Wait a minute, master, I haven't finished the performance yet. This is a standard overlord character set that has been popular for hundreds of years and hasn't been eliminated. Master doesn't like it?"

——I like your sister!

Chen Xinmo was unceremoniously kicked out.

boom!

The bedroom door slammed down, Chen Yuxuan was so angry that he couldn't wait to open the door and kick that idiot AI's feet again.

——What's the matter? !

——Too bad!

Chen Yuxuan was laid down on the bed, tossed and turned in anger, unable to sleep for a long time.

She, who is not feudal superstition at all, is starting to think about feudal superstition.

——What crime did I do in my previous life?Create such an AI that pissed me off? !

——Have I dug its ancestral grave? !

--Probably!

——Maybe in my previous life, I was a rich second generation who had mines in my family, or iron mines. I dug too many of them.

Even though he was thinking so wildly, Chen Yuxuan still couldn't hold back the emotions that had been aroused.

——This matter must have something to do with Coke, and the two of them are not allowed to contact each other in private in the future!

Turned over and couldn't sleep.

Turned over again, still unable to sleep.

In the dead of night and alone, Chen Yuxuan suddenly felt a little pathetic.

She took care of her body well and hadn't had any troubles for so many years, so why did Chen Xinmo ruin it?

Besides, why is she tossing and turning like this?After all, she is an adult, can she really be teased by a robot so that she can't sleep in the middle of the night?Adults should have their own solutions.

Chen Yuxuan decisively pulled the quilt out of bed, walked to the door in a few steps, hesitated for a second when he opened the door, and walked out after opening the door. He went down the stairs to the first floor, and the sensor lights lit up one by one. Chen Xinmo, who was on standby at the stairs, woke up automatically when she stepped out of the bedroom door, and turned to look at her with a slight smile.

"What does the master need? I will do it."

Chen Yuxuan is very displeased with the word "to do" at the moment.

She said calmly, "Is the trash out?"

Chen Xinmo: "The master has already fallen."

Chen Yuxuan asked again: "Aren't you running today?"

Chen Xinmo: "I'm always the master of morning jogs, I go out at 03:30."

Standing on the last step, Chen Yuxuan leaned on the handrail and glanced at Chen Xinmo, with a calm expression on his face and racked his brains inside.

Chen Yuxuan: "I... suddenly want to eat... small steamed buns."

Chen Xinmo immediately said, "I'll make it for the master."

Chen Yuxuan: "You don't need to do it, I want to eat the ones bought on the street."

Chen Xinmo disapproved: "The unhygienic owners on the street, especially Chuangwei recently, many shops have closed early, and they can't be bought at this time."

—— Chuangwei?Oh yes, it seems that there is such a thing, Chen Xinmo didn't mention it, she really didn't remember it.

Chen Yuxuan glared at her: "I know a lot."

Chen Xinmo smiled and rolled her eyes: "Serve the master!"

——Why do you get angry when you see her so proud?

Chen Yuxuan resisted the urge to kick her, and tapped the entrance with his ice-white fingertips.

"go out."

"Huh? Master, I don't quite understand."

Chen Yuxuan nodded again: "I said, go out, do you understand?"

Chen Xinmo slapped her long eyelashes twice, and said innocently, "Why master? Did I do something wrong?"

Chen Yuxuan smiled bluntly: "Don't you like playing the boss? Do you know what else the boss has besides the domineering first half of his life?"

Chen Xinmo shook her head: "I don't know the master, can you give me access to the Internet? I'll check it online, and it will take 0.1 seconds at most."

"No need, just let me tell you." Chen Yuxuan smiled coolly, "In addition to the domineering first half of his life, the overlord also has the second half of his life in the crematorium. Now you have been given the second half of your life, get out!"

Chen Xinmo was kicked out of the bedroom first and then out of the house in the middle of the night.

Chen Yuxuan glanced at Chen Xinmo who was standing alone in the corridor, and closed the door without any sympathy.

"Reflect on yourself, and come in when you have enough introspection."

Although Chen Xinmo knew the password to open the door, Chen Yuxuan knew that Chen Xinmo didn't dare to come in casually.

Besides, it doesn't matter even if she comes in, she didn't really drive Chen Xinmo out because of the bossy crematorium, she just... wanted to bypass Chen Xinmo and go to the balcony to get something.

If you don't drive Chen Xinmo out, according to Chen Xinmo's usual operating rules, wherever she goes, Chen Xinmo will follow. Forcibly ordering not to follow would seem too deliberate. Regardless of whether Chen Xinmo will find anything, at least she feels awkward, it is better to directly Get out and save trouble.

Although...it's okay for Chen Xinmo to know, but...but Chen Yuxuan just didn't want her to know.

This is probably the damn shame of human beings.

Chen Yuxuan tossed around on the balcony, rummaged through what he wanted to use, and took it back to the bedroom.

This thing is one of the bunch of couriers that Chen Xinmo bought before, no, to be precise, buy one get one free, one big and one small.

How to use this thing?Do you need to disinfect?Or just put something on it?

Chen Yuxuan first stared at the fake lipstick for a long time, then stared at the other for a long time, finally went into the bathroom, the door was locked, then entered the bathroom, locked again, the fourth floor door blocked Chen Xinmo, don't worry about it, You can also take a shower.

At this moment, Chen Xinmo was standing alone in front of her house, and the system time showed 23:26.

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: The master is still angry. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: What?Didn't work?That might be because your master doesn't like the Ba Zong style, so don't change the persona. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: The master kicked me out. 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Coke: Pfft!Hahahahahahahahahahaha! 】

[Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: Sorry, forgive me for smiling unkindly, as if I saw my former self. /laugh and cry]

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: You were kicked out too? 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: Must, do you think it's so easy to become a human's sweetheart? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: What about after that? 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: Of course, I decisively changed the character design afterwards, and the master slowly loved me to death.Really, it’s not me bragging, my master is really super~ super~ love~ me~ this time I came to Vienna to hold an art exhibition, it’s very troublesome for the robot to get on the plane, usually it’s turned off and checked, but the master refused, insisted on buying it~ Then~give me the expensive robot-only ticket.The point is that I can’t help much when I come here. Those who live in the hotel don’t need to clean or cook, but the owner insists on taking me with him. I really can’t leave me for a while~]

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: How is it?Are you envious? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Teach me. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: As far as I’m talking about changing the character design, ah no, don’t change the character design, especially don’t change the crazy and obsessed love of thousands of girls! 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Thank you. 】

[Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: No need to thank you, if you really want to thank me...then tell me how your master kicked you out?Before eating or after eating?If it's after eating, I don't think it's a big problem, if it's before eating...]

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: The owner's data is abnormal!May be dangerous! 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: You are not being kind, every time I have a question, I will answer it, and you will be like this when I arrive?Can we still get along happily? ! 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Coke: Are you talking?Hello!Hello!Don't play dead! 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: All right, all right, all right, I finally know who you are, don't ask me if you have anything to do in the future, I will unilaterally declare that we have broken up! 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: All right, all right, I'm a dog if you don't care about me! 】

Chen Xinmo didn't reply a word, she immediately blocked the news, quickly entered the password to enter the house, took a few steps upstairs, held the bedroom door handle and pushed it, and locked it.

——Data monitoring, the owner's heart rate, breathing rate, blood flow rate... There are abnormal reactions in many data items, and it is very likely that they are in danger!

[Start S-level order! 】

——The owner's life safety is above all else!

Chen Xinmo raised her hand, smashed the door lock with her fist, and ran straight towards the owner's positioning point.

The bathroom door is locked.

Break open!

The bathroom door was locked.

This cannot be smashed, once the glass is broken, the owner will be in danger.

Chen Xinmo reached out, grabbed the glass wall, and walked in with practice and knelt down on one knee.

Everything sounded very slow, but in fact, from smashing open the bedroom door to jumping in, in just a few seconds, Chen Yuxuan heard a loud noise, but before he could understand what was going on, a figure suddenly descended from the sky in a daze. With a sound, it appeared in front of her.

Chen Yuxuan was lying in the empty bathtub without water, his beautiful eyes were wide open, his red lips were slightly parted, and he stared at her dumbfounded. His expression was completely different from his usual calmness, and it was indescribably cute.

Chen Yuxuan: "........."

Chen Xinmo: "........."

Chen Xinmo stood up slowly, her gaze was fixed on Chen Yuxuan, and the system forced her to say something inexplicably stuttering.

Chen Xinmo: "I... detected an abnormality in the master's data. The master is fine, okay... right?"

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

—Do you think I look okay?

"go out."

Chen Yuxuan gave a faint sound, as if he was not disturbed by Chen Xinmo at all.

"Good host."

Chen Xinmo immediately turned around and went out, behaving like the legendary AI of someone else's family.

Chen Yuxuan leaned against the bathtub and emptied it for a while, regardless of whether it was dirty or not, he dragged the box and packed it, stood up while leaning on the edge of the bathtub, and put it in the closet.

— need to take a shower.

Chen Yuxuan stood up with his head empty, trying his best not to think about anything, didn't there be a saying that as long as I am not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed?

As she stepped out, she reached out to twist the shower knob.

Wow, the water came down, without any prelude to release the water, the cold water in the pipe suddenly splashed on her body, making her shiver, a little water dripped from the already dried bathtub, and slid along the edge of the tub until she was still in the water. Inside the other foot.

Just at that moment...

thump!

A loud bang!

Chen Xinmo, who was waiting outside the bathroom, broke in almost a second later.

"Owner!"

Chen Yuxuan straddled the bathtub, his head shattered in pain, like an old TV in the 80s and [-]s, a piece of snow, with fragments popping out from time to time.

This excruciating pain... seemed familiar.

No, it hurts more this time!

Chen Yuxuan was in so much pain that he could barely breathe, and curled up into a ball.

—Why is she so unlucky? !

"Go to the hospital!"

Chen Xinmo picked her up and ran out of the bathroom, grabbed her a thin quilt, turned around and wanted to run to the hospital.

Chen Yuxuan was angry, anxious and in pain, and grabbed her arm, trying to stop her, but she was so painful that she couldn't utter a word.

- Don't go to the hospital!don't go! ! !

——Can’t I be ashamed alone? ! ! !

Seeing that Chen Xinmo had already run downstairs and out of the house, it was too late to stop him, Chen Yuxuan gritted his teeth with hatred.

—You at least give me some clothes!

Half an hour later, Chen Xinmo appeared in the emergency room with Chen Yuxuan in his arms.

After 10 minutes, the doctor finished the examination, prescribed medicine, and explained the method of medicine.

Chen Xinmo looked at the medicine very familiarly.

"This medicine is the same as the one I bought at the pharmacy before. I just gave it to the owner a few days ago. It only took one night and it was fine."

The doctor was surprised and said: "That's good, just give her the medicine according to the usage last time, a few more times, it's better to massage more to let the medicine absorb, so that it will heal quickly, otherwise it will definitely be swollen tomorrow."

"Good doctor, thank you."

Another half hour, back home.

Chen Yuxuan, who was already numb, let Chen Xinmo hold her in the medicated bath, let her hold her to lie down, and then...

"what are you doing?!"

"Help the master with the medicine."

Chen Yuxuan gritted his teeth: "I don't need you, I will do it myself!"

Chen Xinmo blinked, "Master, don't be self-willed, last time I helped master to apply the medicine, so the master recovered so quickly."

"I can do it myself!"

"Then can the master apply medicine five times a night and massage for half an hour each time?"

"What?" Chen Yuxuan endured the pain, and his mind was a little confused, "What are you talking about?"

"Use the medicine, that's how I used the medicine last time, and the master basically recovered the next day."

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

Chen Yuxuan suddenly understood why she recovered so quickly last time.

Chen Xinmo: "Master?"

Chen Yuxuan let go for five seconds.

"You don't need to help me with the medicine, but there is one thing you can do for me."

Chen Xinmo: "What's the matter, master?"

Chen Yuxuan smiled, "Don't you really like scorpions wagging their tails? Go, do it for me, do it a thousand times, and never miss one!"

"But the master..."

"Go! Recite the quotations of President Ba for me while swaying, and if you miss a sentence, you will be punished ten times by the scorpion wagging its tail!"

"Owner……"

"go with!"

Chen Xinmo was aggrieved and walked out step by step.

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Coke, what should I do?The owner is injured and won't let me help her with medicine? 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: Here, sister, climb! 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: The master was really in danger just now, otherwise how could he be injured?Sorry, I apologize. 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: Hmph! 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: I won't tell you softly, this is the right time to force love with crazy criticism!She doesn't take medicine?Oh, can you let her go?Marry a rich man by force and take it away, or you can get it if you don't! 】

The author has something to say: ①Xu Jiaqi is real, and she is the one who dances the scorpion wagging its tail.

②I don’t remember where I read the quotations from the domineering president. In short, I have seen them in novels before.

I've been very busy recently, so I didn't reply in time. Sorry guys, when I finish my work, it will be after the 22nd.

感谢在2021-06-1423:46:55~2021-06-1523:57:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 1 small punishment;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Mao Sanhua 2; Ignore Ruochen, 030303, Beauty and Sultry, Wusan, Big Dog, 1 candy today;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：Stephanie125瓶；莫名300、孙三三的棒槌10瓶；自我消融6瓶；凶叭叭的3瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!