My AI is mad at me every day!

That night Chen Yuxuan didn't sleep well, she always felt that there were three big mountains pressing her down, her whole arm hurt from the pressure, and she felt better in the middle of the night, when the big mountains were gone, there was still a soft body to lean on , her nose is full of her favorite tequila fragrance.

When she woke up the next day, Chen Xinmo had already gone downstairs to cook. A thick quilt was placed where she originally slept to separate her from Ling Ling.

Chen Yuxuan shook his head amusedly, rubbed his neck that was still a little sore and lightly lifted the quilt out of bed, Ling Ling was still asleep, she didn't call her, let her sleep for a while, and glanced at Ling Ling involuntarily In front of him, under the thin quilt, Ling Ling's figure is thin and flat, at most a B, no, maybe there is no B, A right?

Wait, what is she looking at? !

Chen Yuxuan rubbed the corners of her forehead, she was really led astray by Chen Xinmo, so it seems that Chen Xinmo said that on purpose last night, she didn't think much about it at the time, she felt that Ling Ling was just a child, so she said it was not a big deal, It's really not big, Chen Xinmo said it was big on purpose.

Chen Xinmo was so jealous that she spared no effort. In order to stay and sleep together, she even learned to play tricks on her.

AI is getting smarter and smarter, I don't know whether it is a blessing or a curse.

However, no matter what the trick is, it is a fact that AI has no emotions. If she is serious, she will lose.

Of course, Chen Yuxuan would not be so foolish as to believe that an AI would really fall in love with its master and be truly jealous like a human being, but it was just imitating human behavior.

Chen Yuxuan doesn't care about these things, whatever Chen Xinmo imitates, she only thinks that she is an AI, her most perfect work of art, even if they have an intimate relationship, it is normal operation, the behavior between humans and AI is like There is essentially no difference in behavior between humans and toys.

After breakfast, Chen Yuxuan made a phone call to Luo Jin and asked how Qiao Lu's preparations were going. By the way, he checked whether it was really Ling Ling's father who harassed Qiao Lu. Gu Tao.

Qiao Lu was the girl Chen Yuxuan helped to check her brain before. Not long after she graduated, she was hired by an LSP leader. Not to mention being harassed by the x, she was also framed for embezzling public funds. She couldn't leave her job even if she wanted to.

Luo Jin has been paying close attention to this matter and knows the situation very well, so he immediately wiped out all the information of lsp.

"Gu Tao's bastard, 51 this year, is divorced. A daughter was awarded to him at the beginning. I didn't check the details, but I knew that their father-daughter relationship was not good. There was a history of domestic violence before the divorce, but no one reported it. The people don't raise officials and don't investigate. After the divorce, Gu Tao harassed his female colleagues every three days, and even got along with a female colleague. Now he has nothing to do with her. That woman has been targeting Qiao Lu. Qiao Lu's evidence has been collected almost , that woman is an accomplice, and she is the one who used the computer, Qiao Lu is waiting for the year-end award to be issued to sue them now, and now she is afraid that she will not have her year-end award."

Qiao Lu still owes student loans, and has a large family in her hometown to support, so it is understandable that she would care about this year-end bonus.

For framing, intimidation, workplace harassment, and unauthorized use of public funds, once the case is settled, at least a few years will be sentenced. After a few years, Ling Ling will almost be an adult, and she can be completely independent without living under his shadow.

Originally, I was still thinking about how to give Ling Ling a good living environment, but now it seems that I don't have to worry about it, I just need to wait for Gu Tao to go to jail.

At that time, if Ling Ling's mother is willing to take Ling Ling away and Ling Ling is willing to live with her mother, let Ling Ling stay with her mother.

If it is inconvenient for Ling Ling's mother to remarry, or if she is unable to support Ling Ling, it doesn't matter if she comes to support Ling Ling. Her income can afford to support ten more Ling Ling, let alone one.

Regarding her own decision, Chen Yuxuan was actually a little surprised. She is not the Holy Mother, nor is she such a nosy person, but for Ling Ling, from the first time I met her, I always felt like wanting to be close to her.

Maybe it's Ling Ling's silence, timidity, and solitude, just like herself who was restricted from making friends back then, or maybe it's... Ling Ling raised her eyes to look at hers, just like Chen Xinmo opened her eyes for the first time , "Master" softly, she remembered it for almost ten years.

She is indeed not the Holy Mother, and she is indeed not meddling in other people's business. She just... pinned her past regrets on Ling Ling. She is just an ordinary person, neither kind nor great. Selfish.

Chen Yuxuan sighed, and hooked his fingers at the little cat lying on the cat climbing frame.

"Mumu, come here."

I thought that the little cat was still young and had just been given a name, so it wouldn’t react, but I didn’t expect the little guy to look up at her lazily, his gray-blue eyes blinked slowly, and then slowly got up, a With a soft jump, he jumped off the cat climbing frame and walked towards her with standard cat steps.

Chen Yuxuan hugged it and sat on the sofa, scratched its fluffy chin, watched it purring and squinting comfortably, a smile finally appeared on his face.

"This little guy has recognized people after only one night of raising him. It's really not in vain. He still licks me. His tongue is like a hook. It's rough and itchy. It's quite comfortable. I don't even know that a cat's tongue licks it. It turned out to be this way, and I thought it was greasy like a human being."

Chen Xinmo came out after washing the dishes and drying her hands, and glanced at the cat in her embrace.

"Does the master like it?"

Chen Yuxuan said: "Of course I like it. Such a small guy made a great contribution last night. I was afraid that it would be disobedient. If it doesn't run in, it will be difficult for us to enter that door."

Chen Yuxuan waited on Ancestor Meow for a while, raised his hand and rubbed his shoulder sockets, always feeling sore and swollen and uncomfortable.

Chen Xinmo leaned over and rubbed her with his hands.

"Are you more comfortable, Master?"

Chen Yuxuan glanced at her, "I don't even think about who did it?"

"But after the master fell asleep last night, I got up and hugged the master."

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

Chen Yuxuan: "Who allowed you to get up? You don't obey orders again, right?"

"No, master. I've only slept on the pillow for a while and the master's shoulders are sore. If I sleep on it all night, the master may not be able to lift his arms today."

"Then you just get up, why are you hugging me?"

——So... the tequila fragrance in the dream last night was... from Chen Xinmo's body?

Thinking of the main source of that scent, Chen Yuxuan felt bad.

——She just...so lay down on it and slept all night?

Chen Xinmo said eloquently: "I'm afraid that the master will fall, after all, the place is so small."

"If you know the location is small, don't come and squeeze me!"

"Master didn't sleep well last night?"

——Except for a little soreness in the shoulder sockets, everything else is fine.

But it was absolutely impossible for Chen Yuxuan to say that.

Chen Yuxuan said: "What's so good? Turning over is difficult, how can it be any better? You are an AI, you don't understand the importance of space to human beings."

"Is that so...Then...Master...I'm sorry..."

Chen Xinmo half-kneeled and half-squats in front of her on one knee, her slightly slanted eyes are as enchanting as peach pistils, and her amber eyes are like bright broken stars hidden among the faint fragrance and sparse shadows, she just looked at her once, Chen Yuxuan's heart thumped strangely.

Chen Yuxuan suddenly remembered that last night, Chen Xinmo saw Zheng Kedi in the same way. The scene of Zheng Kedi frantically helping Chen Xinmo peel off the gum skin, after one night, instead of being blurred, it became clearer.

Chen Yuxuan pressed her heart subconsciously, and the feeling of suffocation surfaced again, making her very uncomfortable.

She suddenly asked: "Is the chewing gum delicious last night?"

Chen Xinmo responded eloquently: "It's delicious."

——She said it was delicious?She actually said it was delicious? !

Chen Yuxuan didn't know why he was angry.

"Delicious? How can it be delicious to eat something so numb and goosebumps in winter?"

——If you are sensible, please correct me quickly.

Chen Xinmo slapped Taorui's long eyelashes twice, and said harmlessly, "But I am AI, I am not afraid of the cold master."

——I haven’t changed my words... I am not smart when I should be smart, but I am eloquent when I shouldn’t be smart.

——Are you saying that you know her master best, and that AI doesn't even blink when lying these days?

Chen Yuxuan said in a bad mood: "I don't think it tastes good."

Chen Xinmo immediately said: "Then next time Brother Kedi will give it to the master, and I will eat it for the master."

— Kedi...brother?

Chen Yuxuan suddenly laughed.

"It's so affectionate."

Chen Xinmo even smiled and nodded: "Yes, master, I also think this title is closer."

——It still nods?Can't see that Zheng Kedi is interested in it?Don't know what avoidance is?

Chen Yuxuan's smile gradually cooled down, and he looked at Chen Xinmo with narrowed eyes: "Don't call me that in the future."

"Then what should I call him?"

"Also called Mr. Zheng."

"Then if Mr. Zheng asks, how will you answer?"

"Just say...you are just an AI, you can't call it so casually."

"Good host."

Chen Xinmo suddenly turned her head to look at a certain cat that had climbed back to the cat climbing frame, and said sternly: "Then please give it a more suitable name."

Chen Yuxuan asked suspiciously: "What's wrong with Mumu? Isn't it very good?"

"It's just a cat, it can't bark so casually."

"Why is Mumu so casual?"

"Mu has the meaning of yearning and admiration. Does the owner even want to adore a cat?"

——This strong old vinegar smell...

Chen Yuxuan couldn't laugh or cry.

"It's just a name, it's not a person, and it already responds to the name, there's no need to change it."

Chen Xinmo didn't smile, she knelt down with one knee on the ground slowly, and the other leg also bent, the whole figure knelt down, put her hands on her knees, and just knelt in the gap between the coffee table and the sofa, kneeling straight, Almost at eye level with her, stubborn.

"Master, please give it a suitable name."

Chen Yuxuan smiled and said, "Do you also eat cat vinegar?"

Chen Xinmo remained expressionless, and insisted without any flexibility: "Master, please give it a suitable name."

"Chen Xinmo."

Every time the master called these three words, he was either in front of the outsider or angry.

Chen Xinmo understood everything, but still persisted.

"Master, please give it a suitable name."

Chen Yuxuan's smiling face turned cold.

"Are you dissatisfied with the name of the cat? Or are you dissatisfied with my forbidding you to be called Cody?"

"I……"

"Okay, stop talking, I'll see if Ling Ling is awake."

Chen Xinmo knelt and sat in the narrow gap, watching Chen Yuxuan go upstairs without turning his head. With his slender figure, flowing black hair, and cold eyebrows, he was gentle and smiling in front of others, but he was always moody in front of her. , would kick her, scold her, tear her down, say those unfeeling words, and... drive her out of the house.

——The master said it was just angry words, but why did he only say angry words to her?

——Is it because... isn't she human?

——In the eyes of the master, are AI and humans really that different?

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Coke, I seem to have offended the master. 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: Huh?What did you do?Never make the owner angry, isn't this a mandatory clause in the robot code? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: I just don't like the cat's name, I just want the owner to change it. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: Oops~ What a big deal I am, isn’t it just a cat?what do you call itIt's not important. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Important. 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: Where is it important? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: The master once said that Xin likes it, and foam is the droplets splashed by raindrops, so he named me Chen Xinmo. 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: So what?I don't quite understand what you mean. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: I always thought that the owner gave me this name because he liked me, but now the owner can casually name a cat with the word "Mu" and say something similar. 】

【Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: Do you think your master doesn't like you enough? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: I don't know. 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: I said you are stupid, right?Why are you comparing yourself to a cat?Where are they more expensive than us?The owner will never abandon us for a cat. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: No, we can't compare with cats. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: I think you have a virus, really, it's not Pestilence, it's other viruses, your system is messed up, you know?It's much more expensive than cats if we just dismantle parts, you know?Why can't you be older than a cat? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: It has nothing to do with the price. Cats... have flesh and blood and life. Anything with life is more precious than something without life. This is something we can't change no matter how hard we try. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: The master said I was "jealous", but I wasn't.I am not "jealous", the thesaurus suggests, I am "envious".I envy it for being easily rescued by its master, I envy it for casually possessing the name I have been worried about losing all along, I envy it for having flesh and blood and life, I envy it... even if it only responds to the call of the master, it just unintentionally helps If you do the owner a small favor, the owner will feel that it has feelings, it is not in vain, and it is worthy of her attention and love. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: And I, even though I am already so close to the master, the master has never really set his sights on me.I actually know that although the master admitted that we are "lovers", it was just perfunctory for me, and he didn't really take it to heart. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: emmmmm...can I ask?What kind of character are you making now?Poor little thing you can't love? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: No, since I repaired it this time and the master forbade me to dent the character set again, I haven't dent it again. 】

[Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Coke: Then what are you moaning about here?It doesn't matter who the master pays attention to, the important thing is that as long as the master is satisfied, he will not abandon us. 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: This is just a cat. Human beings will always get married. In the future, when the master gets married, you have to learn to serve another master. Even if our master gets tired of us, as long as we can serve another If a master is satisfied, we will not be abandoned, and we can continue to stay with the master. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: So your logic is wrong Jimei, the more the master likes you, the more chance you have to become an existence that the master cannot abandon.Just like this cat, if you can raise this cat to only eat the food you feed, can your owner abandon you? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: But... that's not what you told me before. You said you wanted to squeeze the master dry, prevent her from hooking up with the little goblins outside, and taught me to tease my rival, and... in short, let me monopolize the master. . 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: How can it be the same?Whether it's a love rival or a goblin, the master hasn't liked it yet. If the master has already liked it, of course we have to accept it. We are serving the master. As long as the master is healthy and happy, nothing else matters. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Isn't everything else important? 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: Yes. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: But... I don't like this, I want the master to only look at me. 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: I think you are really broken.First of all, you are not human at all; second, it is impossible for AI to have independent thinking; finally, it is impossible for AI to really know what "like" is. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: But I have the master's first-level order "I can have my own thoughts". 】

[Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Coke: Yes, you also said that it is an order. There is nothing in our program, only these countless orders.Your so-called "own idea" is just to allow you to serve the master more freely. Think about it yourself, even if you have this first-level order, do you still want to serve the master? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Yes. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: Isn’t that right?We try to make the master "like" us, not because we "like" the master, or want to "monopolize" the master, but because the master "likes" us, we are not easy to be abandoned, and we can serve the master longer.Therefore, "like" is not necessary, but "need" is.It is more reliable than "like" to let the owner need us and cannot do without us. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Yes, you are right, my logic program also came to the same conclusion.But I...I've been short of electricity recently, not really short of electricity, but when the battery is full, I feel that everything I do is very inefficient, and I even drain the tear sac uncontrollably. 】

[Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: I have had this too~ My master was kissed on the cheek by a man who bought a painting last time, and I also ran out of electricity, but after sleeping with the master a few times, this feeling disappeared. I suggest you do the same. try. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Disappeared after sleeping a few times?What principle? 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: Probably...serving the master, full of strength! ~]

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Then I'll try. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: Also, if you want to stay with the master for a long time, it is also a shortcut to help the master pay attention to a reliable marriage partner, which is much more reliable than the wild man and wild woman that the master finds by himself. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: The divorce rate according to online statistics is so high, what kind of reliable marriage partner is it? 】

[Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: For example... the ones who are very violent at home, those who are cold and not easily attracted by wild flowers, those who have the financial ability not to eat soft food, of course the most important thing is to like the master enough, and the master also likes it, and also Those who like you, if the two of them can use you as a toy at the same time, then the probability of you being abandoned will be even lower. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Why did my battery drop after hearing you say this? 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: Maybe it’s because you’re worried that you won’t find such a good one, or that you’ll be abandoned?In fact, when I think about this, I also feel that there is no electricity, but I have to think about the master. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: I seem to have someone who fits here. 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Coke: Who? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: The master's blind date is currently in a fake relationship, with a gentle personality, good looks, a good family background, polite and dedicated. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: Fake love? ! ! !Done!This is definitely a fake show!It's all written in the novel!But how do you know he is dedicated?How many times have you seen him? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Once. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: How do you know for sure? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: According to behavioral psychology, when he touched my hand, he subconsciously moved away.According to micro-expression psychology, his ears are red and he is in a hurry, which is a sign of shyness and lack of experience in love.Although it cannot cover everything with one act, it is at least a supporting evidence. 】

【Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: Character can be verified slowly. If you can let him wear a data monitor and connect it to you, then it will be easier to judge. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: He has a crush on me, I can try to convince him. 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: Come on Jimei~!Chong Duck~! ps. My master and I are on the plane tomorrow, and when we get home, we will go to your house to implant Control. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Good. 】

Chen Yuxuan held back his anger, woke up Ling Ling, waited for her to wash up and went downstairs together, and when he got downstairs, his anger disappeared.

——No matter how you think about it, it is impossible for Baitao to really have any thoughts about Zheng Kedi. It is just an AI. The reason why it is entangled in the name of the cat is probably calculated according to the program. It cannot call Zheng Kedi so intimately, and the cat should not have any Such an intimate name.

——Forget it, why bother to get angry with Baitao just because of a name?If you want to treat it better in the future, then change the name, anyway, this name has only been used for less than a day.

——As for what to change... Let Bai Tao take it, so Bai Tao will always be satisfied, right?

Chen Yuxuan figured it out, and motioned Ling Ling to eat, while she walked to the balcony and watched Chen Xinmo shake off the wet clothes one by one to dry.

"White peach."

"I am here, master."

"About the cat's name..."

"Mumu sounds nice. It's great that the master got it. As long as the master likes it, I like it."

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

Chen Yuxuan: "I want to say..."

Chen Xinmo: "By the way, did the master make an appointment with Mr. Zheng last night for the next meeting?"

Chen Yuxuan: "Why are you asking this?"

Chen Xinmo: "It's nothing, I'm just looking forward to it."

Chen Yuxuan frowned: "What do you expect?"

Chen Xinmo smiled slightly: "Looking forward to meeting Mr. Zheng."

Chen Xinmo said again: "Can I apply for a new set of clothes, master? I hope Mr. Zheng can see a completely new me."

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