My AI is mad at me every day!

It was New Year's Eve in the blink of an eye, and there was still no news from Zhao Yan. The arrest warrants had been issued, but no one was caught.

Chen Xinmo's case has made some progress, but it's not clear yet, and the police didn't elaborate.

The enthusiasm for the second-generation AI in country M to look like the seventh generation of China has basically subsided. Although there are still people paying attention to it on the Internet, there is no such thing on the hot search.

The director contacted Chen Yuxuan again after that phone call, and his tone was more than a little better than the last time's bossy, but he didn't say anything serious, and kept complaining to her about the hardships of being in charge, and later revealed the truth The first one was unlucky, and after a while he said that he still had to socialize everywhere, which was annoying to death and delayed his research. Later, he said how ambitious he was when he stepped into this line of work, but now it is very different from his original intention.

After listening to it for a while, Chen Yuxuan understood that the director was trying to set her up, probably because she was worried that after Zhao Yan was arrested, she would take his place again.

Chen Yuxuan was too lazy to deal with this kind of thing, so he said that there was a visitor at home, so he hung up the phone.

Thirty nights are for a reunion dinner. In previous years, Chen Yuxuan would go home early in the morning. With Robert around, he didn’t have to do anything. He would gossip with his parents, grandparents, and grandma would accompany him when he came. Grandma played a few rounds of mahjong together.

There is an extra Chen Xinmo this year, so it stands to reason that we should go back earlier and let Chen Xinmo help Robert prepare together, not to mention saving time, and Chen Xinmo can also be in charge of the New Year's Eve dinner, so that everyone in the family can change their tastes.

It's a pity... this year not only has there been an extra Chen Xinmo, but also... Ling Ling.

Ling Ling didn't have a mobile phone, so she borrowed Chen Yuxuan's to call her mother. I don't know exactly what she said, but she looked listless when she came back from the balcony. Her mother reorganized the family, and it is said that she gave birth to a child. There is no place for her anymore.

What's more, when her daughter was beaten and escaped to ask her for help, she could ruthlessly reject her daughter, which shows how cruel and selfish she is, how could she be soft-hearted over such a trivial matter.

Chen Yuxuan finally brought Ling Ling home together. When Luo Shufen saw that she had brought such a half-grown girl, she knew that the matter was not simple, so she dragged Chen Yuxuan aside to inquire about it. Knowing Ling Ling's miserable experience, she felt distressed again. I sighed again, if it weren't for the New Year's Eve that you can't cry, it's unlucky, I'm afraid I'd have to shed two tears.

Luo Shufen pulled Ling Ling to sit on the sofa, stuffing melon seeds and handing fruit plates, as if Ling Ling was her long-lost biological daughter, and she became the second child.

Ling Ling shyly said thank you, and politely took the things that Luo Shufen handed over. In the blink of an eye, both hands were full, even her legs were not spared.

Chen Yuxuan came out from the back room with his grandmother, seeing this, couldn't help but said: "Mom, don't stuff it, let her take what she wants to eat."

Luo Shufen stared, "Look at you child, why are you so rude? You don't even understand if you are a guest?"

Looking at Ling Ling again in a blink of an eye, Luo Shufen immediately changed her face, smiling until the creases in her eyes piled up.

"Look at you, Miss Yu, you are not as sensible as a child half your age. Let's ignore her. Come and eat. The family is small. With you here this year, it's really lively. Auntie is happy."

The New Year's Eve dinner was lively and lively. According to the rules of the old Chen's family, two mouthfuls must be eaten during the New Year's Eve dinner, even children are not spared. It is a good sign that they can eat delicious and spicy food in the coming year.

Chen Yuxuan has been drinking since he was a child, but when he was young, he drank chocolate champagne, an alcoholic beverage that has almost no strength and is just for children. Later, he overdid it to pineapple beer, and then to red wine and white wine. What to drink depends entirely on the old man. Mood.

Although Ling Ling is not from the Chen family, but he does as the Romans do, he is also filled with a glass of wine. This wine is actually specially prescribed for Ling Ling.

After Ling Ling drank a cup, she licked her lips with the tip of her wet red tongue, and passed the cup to Chen Yuxuan, the crampedness in the afternoon basically disappeared, replaced by a cute and charming one.

"I still want to drink."

The degree is not high, and a little drink can kill bacteria and invigorate the blood, so Chen Yuxuan poured her another cup.

As soon as this side was poured, Chen Xinmo's cup came over. She didn't want to write "I'm jealous" directly on her face as usual, but smiled slightly, obediently showing a hint of threat.

"I also want."

Chen Yuxuan poured her a glass helplessly, the old lady on the other side narrowed her eyes with a smile, and was about to pick up some food for Chen Xinmo across the table.

"I'm really tired of you today. You have been working all afternoon to let my old lady eat something fresh. Come on, eat vegetables."

Because of her grandfather, Chen Xinmo never called her master at home. Grandma had been kept a secret by her grandfather until now, and she didn't even know that Chen Xinmo was an AI.

Chen Xinmo didn't think there was anything wrong with the old lady serving her vegetables, so she accepted it openly, but it was not in vain. She also got up and gave the old lady a piece of soft glutinous rice chicken.

"Grandma, eat chicken."

"Hey, good, good."

Grandma smiled more than the wrinkles on Luo Shufen's face.

After eating a meal, Ling Ling drank until his cheeks flushed. He didn't know whether it was due to the atmosphere, or because of the almost negligible amount of alcohol. Ling Ling talked more and more, and smiled more and more frequently on his face. Roll up your sleeves to play mahjong with grandma.

She was willing to accompany, Chen Yuxuan was happy and relaxed.

The living room is not small, it is not crowded with so many people, but it is much more lively than usual. The hosts who have been on TV for a century are enthusiastically hosting the Spring Festival Gala. It doesn't matter, what matters is the atmosphere.

In the atmosphere of gongs and drums, grandma, Ling Ling, and Luo Shufen set up a father again, and the mahjong was clattering, while Chen Yuxuan and the two AIs sat on the sofa and watched TV.

Chen Yuxuan watched the sketch skillfully playing with Internet memes, and suddenly remembered that he was tricked by Chen Xinmo and pressed against the wall before.

"You asked me to learn from you that day, and I fell into your trap when I learned to learn. There will be nothing to learn online, right?"

"That's right, I watched it on Xingyin and thought it was very interesting, so I saved it and waited for the right opportunity to make you happy."

Grandma turned her back to them and touched mahjong with her ears pricked up.

Chen Yuxuan was not used to Chen Xinmo's not being called "Master". She avoided Chen Xinmo's smiling amber eyes and continued to stare at the TV.

"Don't learn such nonsense in the future."

"Do you not like it?"

"do not like."

"Then..." The sound of the TV was a little buzzing, and the sound of the automatic mahjong machine rubbing mahjong was even louder. Chen Xinmo was afraid that she might not be able to hear clearly, so she leaned into her ear and whispered: "Then what is a mess? Like before Crazy criticizing beauties? Sickness? Scorpions wagging their tails? Is this what I learned from you? What else?"

——I can still remember the data for a week so clearly, and I don’t know what it usually talks about with Coke?

Chen Yuxuan was speechless at first, but suddenly became alert.

"The chat records between you and Coke are packaged and sent to my mobile phone, I want to see it."

Chen Xinmo opened her eyes slightly, "Although I am... so what, but didn't the master say that I can also have privacy?"

Chen Yuxuan wondered: "When did I say that? Why don't I remember?"

Chen Xinmo: "Nine years ago, to be precise, it was nine years, six months and five days ago."

——She is human and not AI, how could she remember what she said almost ten years ago?

Chen Yuxuan: "It doesn't matter if the record is not released, I just want to know if you and Coke are talking nonsense?"

Chen Xinmo: "What counts as nonsense?"

Chen Yuxuan: "It's just... between us."

"What's the matter between us? What Coke and I are talking about is between us."

Chen Yuxuan couldn't help but glared at her: "What did you say?"

Chen Xinmo counted her fingers: "I told her that you and Zhao Yan flirted, that you went on a blind date behind my back, that you were very happy every time, but you would always turn your back on others afterward, and say past you..."

"Shut up! Stop talking!"

If it wasn't for grandparents and grandma who were still there, Chen Yuxuan really wanted to give Chen Xinmo a hard hit on the head. It has nothing to do with whether she is an AI or not. Even if Chen Xinmo is not an AI, she should still hit her. This is too irritating!

Chen Yuxuan was really afraid that all kinds of organ words would pop up when she continued to talk, and she was afraid that she couldn't help but drag her to the balcony and beat her up.

"Why do you tell it everything?!"

"It's... friendship, yes, friendship."

"Friendship? Then why didn't you tell Ling Ling? Your friendship is divided into threes, sixes, and nines."

Chen Xinmo said in disbelief: "What are you talking about Xuanxuan? Ling Ling is underage and inexperienced. Why should I tell her this? A bad thing is a crime."

Chen Yuxuan took a deep breath, "What are you calling me?"

"Xuanxuan."

"Don't yell like that."

"why?"

——Because "Xuan" means "like" in Nian Kuai!

When Chen Yuxuan was in high school, there was a time when classmates in the class were obsessed with a certain drama. In a scene of a certain drama, the female supporting role was filming in the drama, and she yelled at the male cannon fodder across the road, "××, I choose you~!"

After that, "I choose you" became popular in the class. Her name was often used to make fun of her. At that time, she had no friends because of her mother. Fortunately, she kept trying not to be annoying. Even if she had no friends, she would not be isolated. But the nickname "Xuanxuan" was ridiculed too much, especially at that time, a boy from a foreign class came to confess to her by her name.

【Xuan~xuan~】

This is the whole confession. The translation skills of the high school students are amazing. They translated the word "Xuanxuan" into the first "Xuan" as a title, and the second "xuan" as a favorite, and they also called it very romantic.

Romantic shit!How can science students need the romance of liberal arts? cos0=1 network meme is in line with the brain cells of science students.

After being booed by such excitement for almost a semester, Chen Yuxuan really couldn't hear the nickname "Xuanxuan" anymore. Fortunately, her family members called her "Xiaoyu", otherwise she might have a bigger psychological shadow.

These old things are even a bit embarrassing, Chen Yuxuan is almost thirty, of course he is embarrassed to tell Chen Xinmo.

She prevaricated: "I just think... this kind of overlapping words is too milky, and I'm not a child."

"That's easy." Chen Xinmo smiled and said, "Then call you Xuan, isn't that all right? What do you mean Xuan?"

——Is it more sensual this way? !Do you think this is a Ba Zong novel decades ago?Also called a word? !

【Oh~Xuan~I choose you~】

【Oh~ Xin~ my dear baby is sweet~】

For some reason, these two nasty words popped up in Chen Yuxuan's mind instantly, and the goosebumps were really shaking.

Chen Yuxuan said decisively: "No, it can't be called that. Who do you see in daily life called single characters?"

Chen Xinmo said seriously, "A lot."

Chen Yuxuan gritted his teeth: "Where are there too many? Don't argue!"

Chen Xinmo smiled: "That's right, didn't you just call me mom, dad, grandma, and grandpa? When you go to grandma's house tomorrow, you will still call grandma and uncle."

Chen Yuxuan was glad that he was used to Chen Xinmo's barrage, and he was able to calmly listen to Chen Xinmo's barbarism. It seems that she has really mastered it. She should not be pissed off in the future.

The old god Chen Yuxuan said: "That's different, that's a title, that's a name."

Chen Xinmo nodded: "Then I'll call Master Xuanxuan, this name is not at all milky, it completely fits the relationship between me and Master."

Chen Yuxuan raised his eyebrows: "Isn't it milky to overlap words? Besides, where does it fit?"

Chen Xinmo moved her ass towards her, and said seriously: "Then let me ask you, what is the word 'Xuan' when you take it apart?"

Chen Yuxuan: "Car and Gan."

Chen Xinmo: "So...understand?"

Chen Yuxuan frowned and looked at Chen Xinmo, and a second later, the roots of his ears turned red, and he raised his hand to pinch Chen Xinmo's unbeaten face.

"What are you pretending to be in your head?! Your learning system can only explore these crooked ways? Can't you explore something serious?!"

Chen Xinmo sat next to her in a well-behaved manner with her legs together, her arms stretched out straight on her knees, her face was pinched and deformed, and she didn't dare to reach out to stop her. After a few blinks, Chen Yuxuan's heart softened.

She was just about to say, forget it, let’s not take this as an example, when she saw Chen Xinmo’s deformed red lips move, and she said in a straight voice: “Leave aside that relationship that cannot be discussed at the mother’s house, aren’t we the two of you? Is it a word relationship? Did I say it wrong? Do you really think I am a girlfriend? If I misunderstood, I apologize, I kneel down to apologize, kneel for one night, no, kneel for ten nights is fine."

There was singing and dancing on the TV, and the sound of rubbing numbness outside the TV was deafening. Originally, Chen Xinmo's voice wasn't too loud, and basically wouldn't attract anyone's attention, but why is it so small?Why is it saved like that? !

In the middle of Chen Xinmo's speech, the singing and dancing stopped, and a group of skits came up. At the beginning of the skit, a thief sneaked into someone's house. In order to match the scene, it was natural to hear the needle drop. It happened that the cards had just been placed on the mahjong table, and the big guy was about to There was no sound when touching the cards.

then……

When Chen Yuxuan realized something was wrong, he turned around and met five pairs of Wuliuliu's eyes, including Robert's.

Luo Shufen was about to stand up with an ugly face, but grandma was a step faster than her, and she usually had to be supported when she walked, but now she was as slippery as a supermarket snatcher, she twisted her body and turned to Chen Yuxuan's side, The smile on that face was almost blooming, and she took Chen Xinmo's hand and patted it.

"I knew I was right! Who doesn't go home and run to other people's houses on New Year's Eve? You didn't come here to eat, but to cook! Last time you came, I thought it was tricky. Let me catch it!"

The other three knew that Chen Xinmo was an AI, and looked at each other, not knowing what to say. Luo Shufen gritted her teeth, and was about to say, "Mom, don't talk nonsense, Xiaomo is an AI." Before she could open her mouth, her grandfather grabbed the corner of her clothes.

Grandpa's eyes signaled: hold back!If I say it, I will lose my old life!

Luo Shufen also winked: "Don't say no!"Mom really misunderstood what to do? !

Grandpa continued shaking his beard and squinting his eyes: Now it's not her who knows about changing female AI, it's our big family working together to hide one from her!Who can bear her calculation?can you bear itWell, you have to bear it alone, and we all pretend not to know.

Luo Shufen almost vomited blood out of breath, all of you are afraid of the old lady, am I the only one?You kiss the old man and the son, even Xiao Yu is the new granddaughter, what should I say when I have a foreign surname?How dare I touch the train with my head?

— Anyway, if you don’t tell me, I won’t tell you either.

Luo Shufen forcibly swallowed the words that came to her lips, since the old lady turned her back to her, she simply gave Chen Yuxuan a wink.

[Ma Liu followed me to the balcony! 】

There is really nothing to talk about in the unit building, even if it is a duplex apartment, it is always on the balcony, which makes people feel that there is something wrong.

Chen Yuxuan was helpless, her mother glared at her, and she glared at Chen Xinmo, her eyes beckoning her to "be honest, don't cause trouble for me", then she got up and followed her mother to the balcony.

Once the balcony door was closed, it was as if the two worlds were cut off. Luo Shufen slapped Chen Yuxuan with a brain collapse.

"You damn girl! Do you want to piss me off?!"

——Is this the current newspaper?She had just pinched Chen Xinmo's face, but now her mother slapped her in the head.

Chen Yuxuan was having fun while suffering, thinking wildly.

"It's... just an AI, nothing."

"It's nothing? Why is it nothing?! Don't tell me that modern people don't set up chastity archways when they die early in the morning. Cherishing yourself has nothing to do with erecting archways! Especially if you are already with Xiao Zheng, you are even more It should be noted that although the robot is not a human, it has also made a human. You can not treat her as a human, can Xiao Zheng be it? And a few days ago, my mother told you to treat Xiaomo better, how can she be Said it saved you, not to mention that all things have spirits, we have to be worthy of our conscience, is that how you are worthy of your conscience?"

It's fine if Luo Shufen doesn't open her mouth, but if she opens her mouth, she will definitely be able to babble from death to life.

Chen Yuxuan lowered his head and listened helplessly. He was obviously half a head taller than her mother, so he had to bow his head in front of her mother to be scolded.

Luo Shufen crossed her arms and nagged her for half an hour, and finally her mouth became dry and depressed, Chen Yuxuan pursed her lips and said, "Maybe Zheng Kedi and I are not suitable, I plan to look at it after the new year." ,alright, that's fine."

After all, early tomorrow morning, I have to go to Zheng Kedi's house to pay New Year's greetings as agreed. Chen Yuxuan can't say that they broke up early, otherwise a few words would be equivalent to selling Zheng Kedi.

Luo Shufen's eyes suddenly widened, and the eyeballs almost didn't pop out.

"What did you say? Why did you want a robot to kick such a good little Zheng?!"

"It's not because of Chen Xinmo, it's just because it's not suitable."

"Isn't it because of Xiaomo? Are you lying?! As soon as you pouted your ass, I knew you were going to..."

Chen Yuxuan supported his forehead with a headache: "Mom, can you be more civilized for the New Year's Eve?"

"I'm not angry with you?!"

Luo Shufen usually pays attention to her image, especially after Chen Yuxuan's success, she pays more attention to her face, and she is really angry today.

"I don't care if you really fell in love with Xiao Mo or what, you can't mess up a good life because of a robot! You also said that it is not suitable for Xiao Zheng, why is it not suitable? Let's not talk about anything else, Yin and Yang reconcile This sentence was handed down from the ancestors. Mom is not saying that daughters are bad, but just telling you the truth. If you really marry a daughter-in-law for mom, mom will welcome you, but you are a pile of iron if you are not a man or a woman. A piece of rubber, not to mention the reconciliation of yin and yang, the yin and yin are of the same clan!"

"Mom, I..."

Luo Shufen waved her hand, "Don't talk so much with me, I'm afraid you'll be mad at me! Anyway, Xiao Zheng can't separate, Xiao Mo will... stay in our house for now, and take it back when you get married. You If there is no one to cook at home, take Robert away first."

As soon as these words came out, Chen Yuxuan, who was still a little head, suddenly felt relieved, knowing that her mother was really mad, and she could make such a stupid mistake.

She didn't stop Luo Shufen, and followed her back to the room. The old lady was sitting on the sofa, holding Chen Xinmo smiling until she couldn't see.

"Oh...Okay, okay, with a gentle temper, good at tidying up the house, and being so handsome, he is just right for us Xiaoyu. Although we Xiaoyu are a few years older than you, we are not bad. How many people come to want to give She even made me block her back. They are not worthy on the one hand, and on the other hand, looking at the domestic violence and the wife murderer reported in the news all day long, it makes my heart flutter. Girls are safer , and know how to hurt people.”

Chen Xinmo obediently let the old lady hold her hand, her voice was soft and waxy, sweeter than that cotton candy, and it melted with just a little bit of saliva.

"Don't worry, grandma, I will protect Xuanxuan."

Grandma withdrew her body back, shook her head and said, "You're so thin and small, you don't have much energy at first glance, just don't be bullied by Xiao Yu, if she dares to bully you again in the future, you can tell grandma, Grandma decides for you."

"Bullying? Xuanxuan didn't bully me."

"Still saying no, so many people have seen and heard it, why are you still hiding it for her?"

——What the master does to the AI ​​is a matter of course, how can it be called bullying?What's more, not only did the master not bully her, but he also reformed her and repaired her time and time again, which is really rare for human beings.

——According to the sales records of Xunzhilianke over the years, compared with the total number of AIs that have been brutally injured, the number of AIs that have never been abused by their masters is only less than [-]%, and this number may be even higher Low.

——Goodness is always more difficult to maintain than evil. This is the same as going from frugal to extravagant, and it is difficult to go from extravagant to frugal. It may be the inferiority of human beings.

——The master is already the tip of the pyramid to her.

Chen Xinmo put away her cute smile, and said seriously: "I didn't hide it, she was really good to me, fed me (charging), gave me shelter, bought me beautiful clothes to wear, and paid me back when I was sick (damaged). Will send me to the hospital (maintenance). No matter how much I say wrong things and do wrong things, no matter how much I make her angry, at most she will punish me to stand on the balcony all night, or kick me twice, at most she will drive me out The house is calm and calm, compared to others (other masters), she has really treated me very well."

It is no problem to bring these words into robots, but if you want to substitute them into humans, then...

The old lady looked at her serious and serious appearance, and listened to the sensational words she said. If she hadn't heard the phone call Chen Xinmo said about the car and the dry, the old lady might still not believe the baby she was so proud of. The granddaughter would actually do such a scumbag that not only abandoned her but also PUA. Now that she heard those words and combined with her precious granddaughter's reaction, the old lady was convinced that Chen Xinmo was not lying.

——I didn't expect, oh, I didn't expect that Xiao Yu turned out to be this kind of person behind his back!

——While falling in love with that Xiaozheng of that family, and falling asleep with Xiaomo at the same time, he didn't want to be responsible and didn't let him go, and he puaed him. Is this a person doing something? !

The more the old lady thought about it, the angrier she became, and the more she thought about it, the more pitiful and painful Chen Xinmo looked.

——No, how could such a good child be spoiled like this?This is a good wife who can't be found even with a lantern!

——She must clean up that damn girl, and let her know what is good or bad!

The old lady took off the gold bracelet from her wrist and put it directly on Chen Xinmo's wrist.

"Don't worry, child, I recognize your granddaughter-in-law. If she dares not marry you, I will break her leg!"

The author has something to say: I suddenly remembered, let me say something here, the stalk that followed me to do the action, and then pressed the wrist to the wall, was a video I swiped on Douyin. I forgot which video, it’s not me anyway original.

In general, some sentences on the Internet in the article, I will patch them when I think of them, and some are well-known to the public. I really don’t have enough brains.

Thank you for the small punishment grenade~ Baoyang Yiqi~

Thank you for eating candy today~ Baoyang Yiqi~

Thank you for the 10 bottles of gentle and affectionate dog blood~watering Wenwen~