My AI is mad at me every day!

Chen Yuxuan ignored Chen Xinmo all the way. It doesn't matter whether the ticket is fined or not.

She can't forget the indescribable look in the traffic policeman's eyes. She will lose face in that section of the road in the future, and she will never use the automatic driving of this broken car again. She regrets it, regrets it so much.

She only knew that Chen Xinmo had set a speed limit for her and added a combination lock. How could she have known that Chen Xinmo had set the minimum safety tolerance for her, and even a roadblock placed in a flower bed by the roadside had been recognized by it, and the 15 Is the safe lane change distance of meters serious?Which main road can leave a distance of 15 meters between two cars for her to change lanes during peak hours during the day?

Well, maybe there is, but it's definitely not the Imperial City area.

So, her car was blocked by a temporary roadblock in the flower bed, and because there was an endless stream of cars on the side lane, she couldn't reach the minimum safety distance set by Chen Xinmo, and she couldn't change lanes automatically. Shengsheng stopped on the main road.

On the main road, or on the main road in the bustling section of the city center!

If it weren't for the city center not allowing horns to be honked, she would have been deaf by the road rage.

In the final analysis, the culprit was that Chen Xinmo who drove the car as if nothing had happened, who had no shame whatsoever.

First, he kissed Zheng Kedi, which made her lose control, then casually modified the automatic driving settings, causing her to violate the regulations, and finally woke up, and the traffic policeman stared at her outside without reminding her that the car stopped. Because of her being ashamed and stupid by kissing and hugging, it was the first time she grew up and threw her on the road in embarrassment!

With new hatred and old hatred, Chen Yuxuan gave Chen Xinmo a hard look.

Chen Xinmo didn't look sideways, but it didn't mean she wasn't paying attention to her master.

The master was angry, and she was so angry that she was gnashing her teeth and wanted to bite her. Chen Xinmo didn't dare to use emoticons indiscriminately, and kept the basic expressionless face, and said in a small voice: "It's all my fault, master. Don't be angry."

"Humph."

- Don't you think it's too late to apologize now?

"I shouldn't have allowed the owner to shut down the machine. I should start the scheduled start-up urgently. If I turn it on in time, the owner will not be fined by the traffic police. It's all my fault. I'm sorry, the owner."

"Ah."

——Isn't this implying that all this is her own fault?

Chen Xinmo was always watching her master from the corner of her eye, and felt that her master's mood hadn't improved because of her apology, and she was even getting angrier.

——Is her apology not graceful enough?

Chen Xinmo licked her slightly dry lips, flipped through the inventory, and said, "I would like to be a bird on your shoulders and sing the most beautiful music in the world for you. I would like to be a flower in your hair. Fragrance for you throughout the spring, I just hope you can show a smile, don't let the mundane world disturb the beauty you should have, I will bear all the troubles for you."

——Is this what you call an apology?Okay, that's great, but true, sincere, sincere!

Chen Yuxuan laughed angrily.

When Chen Xinmo heard her master laughed, it was different from the previous "heh" sneer, her chest trembled slightly, and the corners of her mouth curled up. Although the smile muscles showed that it was a subcutaneous smile, it still gave Chen Xinmo a lot encouragement.

Chen Xinmo put on a smiling emoji, trying to make herself look approachable and friendly, trying to make the master not so angry, and continued to read the inventory.

"Don't be angry, you won't be beautiful when you are angry~ Don't be annoyed, you will get rid of wrinkles when you are annoyed~ Smile quickly, your eyebrows and eyes are curved and your lips are curled up~ Come here, hug and hold high~Okay baby~ It's all my fault~"

——This has a fluttering tone... Is this an apology or gloating? !

Chen Yuxuan turned his head away from Chen Xinmo, she was afraid that she couldn't help beating her up.

She really never expected that one day her good self-cultivation for so many years would be completely ruined by an AI inside and out. First, she scolded Zheng Kedi in public, as if the flattering personality didn't exist, and then angered Chen Xinmo, and even wiped her. After finishing a whole pack of twenty-pump wet tissues, I thought that I would be able to practice well before, and I would never be angry with Chen Xinmo again, but I was slapped in the face by Chen Xinmo's "Chegan" on the spot, and now it is even more straightforward. It was so angry that it almost exploded on the spot.

Chen Yuxuan closed his eyes and covered his chest, constantly brainwashing himself.

——This is my AI, my own... Bah!If you make it by yourself, please hold back and don’t do it. If you break it, you have to repair it yourself.

The mental construction here has not yet been completed, so I heard that Chen Xinmo has started again.

"No matter how high the sky is, my expectations are not as high. No matter how deep the sea is, my guilt is not as deep. I hope you will forgive me for my unintentional mistakes. I am ashamed that I can't make you smile. My dear, please smile, you Your troubles hurt me, and the stars and the sea will send you off."

Chen Yuxuan gritted his silver teeth.

——No, she can't bear it anymore, stop talking!

Chen Xinmo glanced at Chen Yuxuan, her master's beautiful face with closed eyes was reflected on the glass window, hazy, dreamlike, like a sleeping fairy in a fairy tale... No, more like being imprisoned by a paranoid snake spirit The black room is tossed and turned every day, and the heroine who is in dire straits but is still as beautiful as a fairy... is leaning against the only small window in the small black room, sleeping tiredly and desperately.

Chen Xinmo blinked, and reviewed all the themes of the small black house in the inventory for a second, licked her bright red lips, and continued to read the lines with a smile on her face.

"It's all my fault, please forgive me, if you can't get angry, beat me, scold me for spoiling me, or even whip me on the bed... Um... Sorry, I opened the wrong document, I will change..."

Before Chen Xinmo finished speaking, Chen Yuxuan didn't turn his head back, his figure remained unchanged, he just stretched out a hand, pinched Chen Xinmo's face gently, and pulled it out bitterly.

"I really want to beat you."

"Good master, do you need to find bricks for you? Or is it better to use iron bars?"

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

The warmth that was finally saved was instantly killed by Chen Xinmo's words.

Chen Xinmo turned the steering wheel and was about to get off the road in seconds to find bricks and iron rods.

Chen Yuxuan withdrew his hand and turned to stare at her, "Drive hard."

"Oh, good master, then go home and beat him up."

"Forget it, stop beating."

"why?"

The light outside the car outlines Chen Xinmo's perfect side face, her white face is almost transparent, her red lips are seductive, her slender eyelashes are curly and delicate like peach pistils, and her amber eyes are shimmering, beautiful. It looks like the sparkling water on the banks of the Seine, which is obviously just an artificial eyeball, but it seems to infuse her soul, so that the shutdown and activation are no longer the difference between sleep and waking, but the distance between death and life.

Chen Yuxuan looked at Chen Xinmo, his heart was throbbing slightly, he couldn't tell whether it was sour or sweet, but it was just a little bit, but it softened his whole heart, the words "I can't fix it if I beat it" that rolled to my lips, changed silently. has become...

"Reluctant to..."

"Huh? What did the master say?"

Chen Yuxuan stretched out his hand again, and Chen Xinmo prepared to pay back her face without changing her expression, but she didn't want to, her warm fingertips lightly landed on her lips, rubbing them carefully, as if stroking the most precious thing in the world. treasures.

"I... seem to be really... jealous."

"Jealous? Whose jealousy? Mr. Zheng's?"

"seems like it."

Chen Xinmo changed the car to automatic driving, adjusted the tolerance to a moderate level, and turned to look at Chen Yuxuan with an indescribably serious expression.

"Master, it's wrong to do this. I'm the daughter-in-law recognized by grandma. I'm your future wife. How can you like others and be jealous of others?"

"Who do I like? Don't say it's Zheng Kedi, I don't like him, not at all."

Chen Xinmo smiled and said, "I'm very happy that the master can be so dedicated. Grandma will be very happy when she finds out."

Chen Yuxuan said speechlessly: "Grandma doesn't know that you are an AI, but you don't know?"

Chen Xinmo said seriously: "But grandma said that Master likes me."

"Even if you like it, it's the creator's liking for the work, not the lover's liking. Besides, why do you believe what grandma says?"

"Didn't the master say it? Grandma's words are first-level orders, and the master must obey grandma."

——Well, she actually forgot about this.

Chen Yuxuan said: "It was just because of the situation, I didn't want to make grandma unhappy, that's why I said that, I can't take it all seriously."

"So... the master means that the master doesn't like me."

"It's not that I don't like it, didn't I just say it? It's the creator's liking for the work."

"Then... why does the master want to have sex with me? I'm not a sexy AI."

Chen Yuxuan was speechless: "Isn't that what you started first?"

The smile on Chen Xinmo's face slowly disappeared: "What about the sundae? Was it me who started it too, Master?"

"That...that time..."

When she mentioned that time, Chen Yuxuan felt a little guilty. She was obviously angry that time. She just wanted to get rid of Chen Xinmo's shackles, but unexpectedly, the anger disappeared inexplicably, and... almost drained Chen Xinmo's water storage bag .

If it weren't for Chen Xinmo's last "Monkey Brother", she would have wanted to...

Chen Yuxuan closed his eyes complicatedly.

That's right, even if she didn't want to admit it, she really wanted to come back at that time. She knew that Chen Xinmo's most real system reaction was to be motionless and unresponsive at first. Opening her eyes and cooperating with her was her own order, yes False, but still addicted to it.

Even now thinking of Chen Xinmo's flushed eyes, her heart still trembles, it's just... unbearable.

She has been unwilling, or dare not think too deeply about it, and instinctively protects herself, she...

Chen Yuxuan raised his eyes.

Chen Xinmo's light-colored eyes reflected her figure, and she focused on her appearance, as if she was deeply rooted in love. It was all fake, all appearances, all of them... But why, her heart was beating so fast?

"Why didn't the master say anything? What happened that time? I started it too?"

"That time... it was me."

"Why did the master start this? Doesn't the master not like me? Grandma said that no one would take the initiative to do this kind of thing with someone he really hates. The master took the initiative, which means that the master likes me, but the master has not found out yet."

Chen Yuxuan was suddenly at a loss for words, and argued, "Grandma didn't know you were an AI."

"But whether I am an AI or not has nothing to do with whether the master takes the initiative."

"Then... that little scumbag pua girl, who tricked her into bed, is it because she likes her?"

"Then the master admits that he is a scumbag?"

"I……"

When it comes to this, Chen Yuxuan has already turned his face. She saved a cat and saved herself for the first time. She hasn't complained yet. Why is she still labeled as such a scumbag?

But at this moment, Chen Yuxuan's black pupils drooped, and she withdrew her hand in a daze. The softness and warmth of Chen Xinmo's lips still remained at her fingertips. Moisturized all kinds of things that she didn't dare to think about.

——Why did she take the initiative?

——Why are you still unsatisfied?

——Why are you jealous?

——Why... hugging Chen Xinmo and acting like a baby, but still wanting to erase Zheng Kedi's mark with her own kiss?

——Can the creator love the work to the extent of doi?Can you be so jealous that someone will get so angry when you touch it, and you still have to kiss it yourself to kill that touch?

——Is she a scumbag?She definitely wasn't, so...then why?

——Could it be that she...she really fell in love with...Chen Xinmo? !

"What happened to the master? Why is the data jumping so badly?"

Chen Yuxuan suddenly came back to his senses, and when he raised his eyes, he met Chen Xinmo's approaching eyes. The close distance could barely cover the huge waves in her eyes.

Pfft!Pfft!Pfft!

The heart was out of rhythm, beating so fast that it hurt a little.

Chen Yuxuan hurriedly turned his eyes away, his eyes fluttered, and he finally found a place to settle down. Before he could prevaricate a few words, he turned to this article first, and Chen Xinmo suddenly reached out and touched her face. Zooming in infinitely, bang, the forehead touched the forehead.

"No acute hyperthermia."

Chen Yuxuan's heart almost jumped out of his throat, he instinctively pushed her away, tried to pretend to be calm, but still couldn't control his stammer.

"You, what are you doing?"

"Confirm the owner's body temperature, I'm afraid the data monitoring will be wrong."

"Then just use your hands, why do you touch your forehead?"

"Isn't that what humans do?"

"You are not human."

"Oh."

Seeing Chen Xinmo's lonely look, Chen Yuxuan rubbed his red ears irritably.

——Why is an AI pretending to be sad?It's annoying.

"But it's... almost human."

Chen Xinmo paused and smiled.

"Thank you master."

"What's there to thank for this? It's inexplicable."

The inexplicable Chen Yuxuan said "inexplicable" on purpose, as if he blushed and heartbeated for no reason when he said it.

Chen Xinmo smiled and said, "That's the highest evaluation of AI, of course I have to thank the master."

Like humans are the highest evaluation of AI?What are you kidding.

"Fast response, intelligent and not stuck" is the highest evaluation of AI, and it is also the test and evaluation standard for each generation of AI on the market.

Few people really care about whether AI looks like a human being. Even if some people care, they care about its appearance. Especially the supporters of sexy AI, the requirements for the outside are far higher than the inside, and there are even many people They hate the realism of AI. They are afraid of the assumptions in science fiction films, and they are afraid that AI will really have consciousness and encroach on their interests.

Like humans, never the most important.

Chen Yuxuan asked suspiciously, "Why do you think so?"

Chen Xinmo took it for granted: "This is what the master set for me, and it is engraved into the logic system."

logical system?

Chen Xinmo's logic system has a code lock that she forgot, and she can't remember what the logic system has written.

But she seemed to understand why she had written this into the system.

Chen Xinmo asked, "What's the matter, master? Isn't this the highest evaluation of AI?"

If it was before, Chen Yuxuan might say no, but thinking of the past and the original intention that he had really hoped for, Chen Yuxuan smiled slightly: "Yes, this is the highest evaluation of you, I hope you... become more and more like a human being .”

"Then master...does he like me who is becoming more and more human?"

"Why do you say this again?"

"Because I like Master, very much."

Chen Yuxuan uncomfortably turned his head and leaned against the car window to watch the continuous traffic outside the car, and tried to pretend to be nonchalant: "What does AI know about liking? I told you not to look at those messy things."

"Although I did watch a lot, I didn't know that I really liked Master."

"Really? Then what is liking? Don't look through the information, think for yourself."

Chen Xinmo closed the file she just opened, thought for a while, and said, "I like to be by her side all the time, I want to look at her all the time, and I want her to look at me all the time. I like it because I feel sad when I see her get hurt, and I feel sad when I see her." It hurts when you are with others. Love is long-lasting, and you don’t ask for anything in return but hope to get a response. Love is..."

"Okay, don't talk about it. Although you didn't read it according to the materials, you didn't post it yourself. It's just a mix of things you've read."

Chen Yuxuan originally wanted to say, you are an AI, no matter how much you look like a human, you are not a human, so it is impossible to express your feelings. Water bag, now "revoke" the highest rating that was "granted" to her just now, so she won't have to cry until tomorrow morning?

——Forget it, let's be more tactful, these days, it's not easy to be a master, and you have to worry about AI's emotions.

——No, where does the AI ​​get its emotions from?

Regardless of whether there was one or not, Chen Yuxuan didn't want to see Chen Xinmo sad, even if it was just an emoticon.

——Why don't you just delete all the bad emoticons, then you don't have any worries?

Chen Yuxuan did what he said, and directly said to Chen Xinmo: "Delete all the sad emoticons in your emoticon pack."

"Why master?"

"If you are told to delete it, you can delete it. Are you a hundred thousand why?"

"This meme is very old, master."

"A lot of nonsense!"

"Okay, deleted the master."

"Cancel autopilot and drive well."

"Okay master, but I haven't finished speaking yet, can I ask to finish?"

——Have you finished yet?What are you talking about?

How could Chen Yuxuan let her come back to the topic that Chen Yuxuan had finally avoided?

Chen Yuxuan said: "Look at me, do you seem to want to hear it?"

Chen Yuxuan's cold face was quite bluffing.

Chen Xinmo said obediently, "Then I will withdraw the application."

Chen Yuxuan was very satisfied, before the smile climbed onto his facial expression, Chen Xinmo said again: "Then I will speak directly according to my own wishes."

Chen Yuxuan's pupils trembled: "What is your wish? Didn't I tell you that I don't want to hear it?"

Chen Xinmo was invulnerable to all poisons, and said with a smile: "But I want to say, master can just listen to it."

"I don't want to make do!"

"Master doesn't like to make do?"

"Nonsense, so stop talking, I can't make do, I won't listen."

Chen Yuxuan took out his mobile phone, and put on a posture of "I want to swipe my mobile phone and don't disturb me".

Chen Xinmo's smile didn't change, and she suddenly said, "Then why did the master just make do with me?"

Snapped?

Chen Yuxuan raised his eyes to look at Chen Xinmo without saying a word, he was a bit speechless about this word that was obviously an onomatopoeia but also a verb.

Chen Xinmo was harmless to humans and animals and said, "Master, is it okay to slap me?"

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

——No matter how you answer this kind of question, you think she will be stupid enough to answer it?

Chen Yuxuan decisively lowered his eyes and continued to flip through his phone.

Chen Xinmo: "Master?"

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

Turn over the phone.

Chen Xinmo: "Is the phone prettier than mine, Master?"

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

——What kind of earthy lines is this?

Continue to turn over the phone.

Chen Xinmo thumped her palms: "I understand, master is being shy, master really likes me."

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

—Think she will be fooled? ?would not!Such an obvious aggressive method, do you think she can't see it?

Chen Xinmo turned around and unlocked the autopilot, put her hands on the steering wheel, her voice was light and sweet with a hint of sweetness.

"I'm very happy."

Chen Yuxuan glanced at her out of the corner of his eye, seeing that she was seriously driving the car, he was finally relieved... a sigh of relief?

—Wait, something seems wrong?

——Although she was not provoked, nor fell into the trap of Chen Xinmo's questioning, but her silence...doesn't it mean that she acquiesced in Chen Xinmo's words? !

"No, I don't..."

--do not like you.

"What? Master?"

Chen Xinmo's young girl's face was extremely deceptive, looking at her with stars in her eyes, the harmlessness and simplicity of humans and animals made Chen Yuxuan suddenly a little speechless.

"It's nothing, go home and have a reunion dinner."

"Okay~!"

How beautiful is the girl's smile?

Spring flowers and autumn moon.

Xiahe winter snow.

And the vast sea of ​​stars, the stretches of mountains.

Chen Yuxuan's black pupils were blurred for a moment, and he lowered his head decisively and opened a certain treasure.

Chen Yuxuan spent the entire Spring Festival at his grandma's house. Except for singing K with a few colleagues in the third day of junior high school, and having dinner appointments with a few teachers from the school on the fifth day of junior high school, they were almost always with their relatives.

After work started on the eighth day of the lunar new year, Chen Yuxuan took AI and Meow back home. In just over a week, Mumu has grown a lot. His hair is thick and fat, and he has really become a [-]-jin "orange" cat.

The next day after returning home, the things she bought at a certain treasure arrived.

Chen Yuxuan looked at the thick courier bag that Chen Xinmo handed over, his black pupils were dizzy, and he said with a faint smile, "This is a gift for you.

"Give it to me?"

"Correct."

"Thank you master!"

Chen Xinmo didn't even need scissors, so she tore open the black express package with her bare hands, and there was a layer of transparent and environmentally friendly packaging inside.

Chen Xinmo tore open the package, took out the thick stack inside, and shook it out, like clothes, but not ordinary clothes.

Chen Xinmo raised her arms, looked carefully, and suddenly realized.

"This is a COS suit."

Chen Yuxuan smiled happily, leaned over and picked up the bottom carton, took out the small electric inflator inside and handed it over.

"Put on and charge up."

"Okay~!"

Chen Xinmo used the joyful emoji pack, put on the cosplay costume on the spot, inflated it, pressed the inflation port in, and spun around awkwardly in front of her.

"How is it? Does it look good, master?"

The corners of Chen Yuxuan's lips raised, looking at the head with a pair of eyes exposed, he had never smiled so brightly in his life.

"Okay, very good, I like it very much. I will order a washing machine inflatable COS set for you later, and make a set with this refrigerator. If it is not enough, I will order a vertical air conditioner, a range hood and a water dispenser. I will use it at home later. You wear these."

"This... I'm afraid it's a bit difficult, Master."

The inflatable bear-like refrigerator cosplay, from head to ankle, wraps Chen Xinmo tightly, walks unsteadily, like a clumsy penguin, only has two delicate arms It seems quite free to be exposed outside, but because of the huge body, it is inconvenient to do anything.

"I think it's pretty good, it's such a happy decision."

"But……"

Chen Xinmo wobbled to the kitchen door, sideways... couldn't get in, sideways... well, still couldn't get in.

Chen Xinmo shook and turned around slowly. This refrigerator, which was rectangular from head to toe, couldn't even turn around, but could only turn around together.

Chen Xinmo wondered: "You can't even enter the kitchen, so how can you help the master cook?"

Chen Yuxuan raised his eyebrows slightly, went over calmly, pulled out the inflatable port, pressed it for a while, and then pushed it back.

"try again."

Chen Xinmo had no choice but to turn her body sideways and try again. This time she got in, but she was a bit reluctant and squeezed in.

However, getting in was not enough. Although the kitchen was not small, it couldn't stop the inflated body from getting thicker. Chen Xinmo's slender arms stretched just beyond the inflatable, and it was difficult to carry a vegetable spatula.

Chen Xinmo looked at Chen Yuxuan pitifully.

"Master... It's too inconvenient to cook like this."

——Don't use a nasal voice, I won't be shaken if I use a nasal voice!

Chen Yuxuan smiled slightly, "This is a gift I specially made for you, I will be very sad if you don't wear it."

"Specially made for me?"

"Correct."

The only eye exposed after the suit ignited a raging flame.

"This difficulty is nothing at all, I will definitely wear it, thank you master!"

"Good~"

Chen Yuxuan touched Chen Xinmo's... uh... the top of the refrigerator.

——Like AI?Hehe, it doesn't exist, see if she can look at it and touch it with peace of mind now, even...

Chen Yuxuan kissed the "refrigerator" door.

——Even a kiss...no waves.

The author has something to say: Regarding the kiss with Zheng Kedi, it's not that I didn't explain it, but it's not yet the time, and I will talk about it later.

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