My AI is mad at me every day!

Chen Yuxuan was awakened by a doorbell.

Last night, Chen Xinmo dragged her up to eat in a daze, took a shower after eating, and fell asleep again. She thought she couldn't fall asleep, but who knew it was noon, and when she opened her eyes again, her voice was so hoarse that she could hardly speak.

It's all the fault of that Baitao, she is soft-hearted towards her, but she can do anything to her. The phrase "struggle" is not a joke at all, it really requires her to struggle!

Really, just thinking about it makes me angry.

When she didn't struggle, Bai Tao would grind the grinder in a hurry. It was still the same sentence. Grinding flesh with a blunt knife was more torturous than stabbing it to death.

No, my voice is hoarse.

There is no one who is forced to be a chaste woman. I really don't understand why Baitao likes to see her duplicity?

Struggling while hugging her and holding on to make her feel so satisfied?

Falling into a vicious circle of logic again, what is there to satisfy or not for AI?

After Chen Yuxuan washed up, he yawned and went downstairs. Chen Xinmo had already opened the door, and Cheng Qixi was outside.

Cheng Qixi brought Coke into the door, looked around with gray-blue eyes, and saw Chen Yuxuan at the stairs.

"My AI is faulty, fix it for me, and the price will be triple."

It was that familiar tone again.

Chen Yuxuan walked down the stairs, cleared his throat quietly, and tried his best to make his voice not so hoarse.

"What glitch?"

Chen Xinmo didn't serve a coke this time, but brought out a cup of Qingling Zhuyeqing. Cheng Qixi didn't even look at it, and sat down on the sofa, showing her arrogance and rudeness to the fullest. people hate.

Cheng Qixi didn't answer directly, but handed the steaming tea to Coke: "Drink it."

The Coke obediently took it, regardless of whether it was hot or not, she poured it upside down, the stomach that just had lunch couldn't hold so much tea, she drank half of it and ran to the bathroom to vomit, then came out and continued to drink.

Cheng Qixi looked at Chen Yuxuan: "Did you see that? She is stupid."

"Isn't it the advantage of AI to strictly follow the master's orders? How can it be said to be stupid?"

"But she wasn't like that before."

"What was it like before?"

Cheng Qixi said: "In the past, she didn't like drinking tea. She said the tea was bitter, and if she was forced to drink it, she would act like a baby and run away."

It is normal for an AI without logical restrictions to say such things, the more restrictions there are, the more rigid and inflexible it will be.

Chen Yuxuan went to the sofa and sat down.

"Did you give it some other restrictive order?"

"No."

"What about logical permissions? Did you accidentally turn them off?"

"Full open."

This is strange.

"Let it go upstairs with me, and I'll do a check for it."

"I know what's going on, master."

After serving the last dish, Chen Xinmo walked out of the kitchen with a plate on top to keep it warm.

Chen Yuxuan and Cheng Qixi's eyes were all focused on the past, only Coke stared blankly at nothingness, the agility that remained when he left last night has disappeared after a night of fermentation.

Chen Yuxuan frowned and said, "What's going on?"

Chen Xinmo leaned slightly and bowed to Coke and Cheng Qixi.

"Sorry, last night I forcibly accessed Coke's core chip without permission and added a system command."

Cheng Qixi looked at her expressionlessly, her gray-blue eyes could not see sadness or joy.

"Delete, immediately!"

It was not Cheng Qixi who said this, but Chen Yuxuan.

It is a violation of laws and regulations to use other people's AI without authorization, and it may even be punished according to the seriousness of the circumstances.

Cheng Qixi was always succinct and reluctant to say more, but unexpectedly, Chen Yuxuan said to delete it, but she asked, "What did you write?"

Chen Xinmo told the truth.

Uncharacteristically, Cheng Qixi continued to ask: "Why did you write this?"

Chen Xinmo's eyes drooped, her long eyelashes cast a faint shadow, and she replied steadily, "I want to know if AI has self-awareness."

"So have you come to a conclusion?"

"I think I'm wrong."

"Where is wrong?"

Chen Xinmo kept her eyelids down, hiding the complex emotions in her eyes that didn't belong to AI.

"I shouldn't do experiments on Coke. Like a person who drinks water, he knows whether he is warm or not. Whether Coke has self-awareness has nothing to do with whether I have self-awareness."

Cheng Qixi turned her gray-blue eyes to her AI, and said word by word, "You mean that Coke has no self-awareness."

It's not an interrogative sentence, it's an affirmative sentence.

Chen Xinmo nodded and shook her head.

"This will take time to verify."

"What do you mean?"

"The self-awareness shown without any restrictions, it is difficult to distinguish between true self-awareness and the result of system commands. To distinguish, the first thing to do is to turn off all unlimited restrictions, plus system commands, Then give it time to answer."

"You mean, if Coke can still express its will under the condition of limitation, then it really has a consciousness similar to that of human beings?"

"Yes."

Cheng Qixi stood up, raised her chin slightly, still in the same arrogant and rude manner, with a cold voice.

"Delete immediately."

Chen Xinmo wrote it herself, so it's not difficult to delete it. As long as Coke turns on Bluetooth, she can easily connect and delete it.

After a second, the deletion is over and Coke is restarted.

When he opened his eyes again, Coke's eyes changed obviously, and his first reaction was to rush to the bathroom to rinse his mouth.

"The master is so bad, he tricked me into drinking such a bitter thing."

Chen Xinmo took a towel and wiped her face.

Cheng Qixi took a rare look at Chen Yuxuan seriously: "I thought Professor Chen was a smart person."

--what?

Before Chen Yuxuan could open his mouth, Cheng Qixi led Coke out of the entrance, and went back to his home without looking back.

——What does it mean to say half and leave half?

Anyway, Cheng Qixi didn't pursue Chen Xinmo's responsibility, she remembered this favor.

Chen Yuxuan watched Chen Xinmo close the door, and then watched Chen Xinmo enter the kitchen and serve dishes outside, the frown never eased.

"White peach."

"Master is eating."

"Don't you think you need to explain something to me?"

"Is the master saying about writing the order without authorization?"

Chen Xinmo arranged the food and handed the chopsticks to Chen Yuxuan.

"This incident was my fault, and I won't do it again in the future. I'm sorry, Master."

Chen Yuxuan rubbed his temples, he didn't have time to figure out what happened last night, now he was clamoring again, feeling irritable.

"Forget it this time. Next time, no matter what, you can't make such a good claim. Miss Cheng doesn't care about it today. If you encounter someone who cares about you and really go to the police station to report the case, what do you want me to do?"

"According to the regulations, such cases that do not cause serious consequences will generally be fined. If the fine is not paid, the AI ​​will be forced to pay the penalty with work. I am willing to pay the penalty with work."

Compensation for fines with work, to put it bluntly, means that AI goes to work to earn money and pay fines.

"What you said is the same as if you didn't say it. I found you back with great difficulty. How do you think I can let you work for others?"

"Then I will borrow the master's money to pay the fine first, and then make money to pay the master back."

—Is the point about money? !

A meal was a bit dull.

After eating, Chen Yuxuan put down his chopsticks, wiped his mouth, and asked, "Why did you suddenly activate Coke's system?"

Chen Xinmo raised her eyes to look at her, across the dining table, not too far away, she could clearly see her figure reflected in Chen Xinmo's eyes, she was the only one.

"Didn't I tell you, Master? To test whether the AI ​​has self-awareness or not."

"Because of what I said last night?"

"Yes. I originally wanted the master to directly change my unlimited and system commands, but the master didn't remember the password. Coke just came to me. She was very sad, so I thought about changing it for her. Maybe she won't Sad, I can still take this opportunity to test whether the AI ​​is conscious or not."

Chen Yuxuan avoided the question of consciousness and asked, "What's wrong with Coke? Why are you sad?"

"Her master has a successful blind date and may be getting married."

Blind date?

Chen Yuxuan remembered that he had a blind date with Zheng Kedi, but Zheng Kedi fell in love with Chen Xinmo.

By the way, since the phone was turned off, I don't know if Zheng Kedi called her.

Chen Yuxuan got up, took the phone and turned it on, trying his best to calmly say: "Now you know that Coke is not sad, it just doesn't set limits, just like you, you don't really like me either."

hum - hum - hum -

The phone that was turned on was vibrating non-stop, with more than a dozen messages and more than a dozen missed calls, except for Liang Yiqing and Luo Jin, all belonged to Zheng Kedi.

Chen Yuxuan first went back to Liang Yiqing. This girl's hometown is also a neighboring county. She went back to her hometown years ago. Except for the one time she came back because of the boss, she never came back. almost.

Liang Yiqing sent her several photos, all of which were winter jasmine flowers on the roadside in the field, and there was even a small peach blossom bud in the peach forest.

"Come and play with us, senior sister, take care of food and housing, authentic farm food, delicious and refreshing~! You can also go out and enjoy the flowers~"

"The spring is cold, there is not even a grass, just a few small flowers and a few buds, what kind of green are you stepping on?"

"Rare things are more expensive, come on, it's boring for me to be here alone."

"Then come back, it's almost time for school to start, and you still have classes."

Liang Yiqing sighed: "I really want to go back, but my mother won't let me go, saying that I won't come back once in a year or so, and won't let me go until I'm sixteen. I'm almost suffocating at home. It's not working."

Chen Yuxuan was leaning on the dining chair with the phone in hand. After Chen Xinmo cleaned up the dishes, she sat opposite her and stared at her intently.

It was the same way before, no matter what she did, as long as Chen Xinmo had nothing to do, she would always stare at her. She was used to it a long time ago, but today Chen Yuxuan felt uncomfortable no matter how she sat.

Chen Yuxuan pointed to the kitchen, then to the cup, signaling that he wanted coffee, and Chen Xinmo got up to make coffee beans, finally ending the "stalking" that made her feel uncomfortable.

Chen Yuxuan didn't stay idle, he kept comforting Liang Yiqing.

"Anyway, it's not a few days away, so I'll be with my family again."

"Alas..." Liang Yiqing sighed a long time, "I asked you to burn the bottom of the pot, all these things happened one after another, and now the house is like this again, my mother said that my house is not a good buy, Say it’s not good for my career, let me sell it, I just bought it, where can I sell it, it’s really annoying, stay at home and keep nagging me.”

Chen Yuxuan comforted her a few more words, and Liang Yiqing talked about the director again.

"Is there any news about the director? The Internet is going crazy, there are all kinds of monsters and ghosts, and they say that the director has a mistress, so Xuan didn't laugh at me. As the director is so cowardly, he is worried all day long that he will be masturbated. Why? Dare to make such a low-level mistake?

But it's hard to say about Wang Zhenli, the director really likes to order the students around, the more he pleases him, the smoother he can order them around. "

Chen Yuxuan's eyes drifted unconsciously to the busy figure in the kitchen.

Chen Yuxuan said: "There is no news from the director, but personal safety must be guaranteed."

"It's just hard to say whether the job can be kept." Liang Yiqing sighed, "By the way, Sister Zhao... Is there any news from Yan?"

"not yet."

"Anyway, what's yours is yours, and no one can take it away. I really didn't expect Zhao Yan to do such a thing."

Liang Yiqing comforted her in turn, and made an appointment to treat Chen Yuxuan to dinner, and the two hung up the phone.

Chen Yuxuan looked at the photos sent by Liang Yiqing, was silent for a moment, and called Luo Jin again.

Luo Jin has nothing to do, he just inquires about the director every day... that is, gossip about the professors in this school, Chen Yuxuan hangs up after a few perfunctory sentences.

Chen Yuxuan didn't answer Zheng Kedi's missed call, but called Police Officer Li again.

Officer Li is the main person in charge of the Chen Xinmo case.

Chen Yuxuan was busy on the phone, and Chen Xinmo received a message from Coke while grinding his coffee.

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: Hahahahahahaha~!My sister is alive again! 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Congratulations. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: You don't even ask me what's the matter? !】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: What's the matter? 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: Look at your perfunctory attitude!Forget it, my sister is in a good mood, I don't care about you~! 】

[Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Coke: I am the first AI, and I must be older than you. 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: Oh, it's not important, what's important is... 哐哐哐哐~!Listen up!My master just told me that hers was not a blind date at all!I misunderstood! ~Happy to the point of meowing~~]

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: What is it if it's not a blind date? 】

【Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: It was my master's college classmate who returned to China. The two made an appointment to meet, but the classmate was nagging the master at home to force him to go on a blind date. He was getting annoyed to death.I just listened to it and thought that they were on a blind date yesterday afternoon, but it turned out not at all~!My master is still videoing with that person in front of me, and... Hehe~ Why do you ask me? ! 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: ...]

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: What else? 】

[Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: Qiang Qiang Qiang Qiang~!The answer is revealed~!My master even introduced me to that person as her wife! ~It's not an AI, it's not a girlfriend, it's a wife, my wife~!Ahhhhhh~!You can't understand my current mood, my respect, respect, respect, you are so happy that you are about to fly~~]

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Congratulations. 】

[VI. AIR0100823 Coke: What's wrong with you?Are you not happy for me? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Happy. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: Then why don't you look happy at all? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: I'm really happy for you. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: What's wrong with you? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: I was thinking, what exactly is love? 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: I searched for a bunch of answers on the Internet, and I'll read a paragraph to you? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: No need, I know what you said, but the same thing reacts differently to different people, and the internet doesn’t really apply to me. 】

[Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: Oh, where are the twists and turns, love means laughing when you laugh, crying when you cry, wanting to sleep with you when you kiss, wanting to kill someone when you kiss others? 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: Of course, just think about it, I remember the AI ​​rules very clearly, unless the owner is in danger, you must never harm humans. 】

【Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: Wait, my master is searching for "what to do if you offend someone who shouldn't be offended" on your mobile phone, do you know the answer? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: A broad answer is useless, you have to ask specific questions to provide a definite answer. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: As expected of a lifestyle, the logic is better than mine, wait a minute. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: I asked, the master said he offended your master! ? ? ?When did this happen?I do not know how? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Could it be that sentence? 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Coke: Which sentence? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: I thought Professor Chen was a smart person. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: This tone...does it mean that your master is not smart?Your master is indeed not as smart as my master. My master is the smartest, most beautiful, cutest, most, best, and best human being in the world! ~]

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: My master is the best. 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Coke: My master is the best! ! ! 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: My master. 】

[Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Coke: My master! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: This question is meaningless to discuss. The question is, since your master slandered my master, why did you go back on your word? 】

【Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: The master said that she thinks your master is stupid. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Make it clear. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: My master said, your master forced you to become an AI for self-awareness, which is invisible and intangible. It shows how much your master cares about this.

But this thing is obviously not important, isn't it important to see and touch you?Isn't it a waste of good time to entangle these things and make life difficult for yourself?Human beings have only been around for a few decades, isn't it too late to figure it out when they get old? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: What does your master mean...my master likes me? 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: Yes, my master said your master must like you. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Your master and I haven't met a few times, how does she know? 】

[Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: The master said, your master is an AI worker, but he hasn’t used AI for so many years. It seems that he has been waiting for you to come back, and now he has this kind of relationship with you. If this is not like, So what is like? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: How did your master know that we had a relationship? 】

[Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: I said so, what?Can't you say it? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: ... Thank you, and your master. 】

Chen Xinmo pressed the button of the coffee machine, and strong coffee flowed into the glazed white porcelain cup, clearing the short circuit that she couldn't clear all night.

——No matter what kind of liking the master has for her, as long as the master likes her.

——Even if the master doesn't like her, can she not like the master?

——The answer is obviously... no.

——Since you can't, then...study successful cases, isn't there a ready-made one?

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: The answer to the question just now—your master didn't offend mine. 】

[Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: Okay, thank you~ I have already told my master, and by the way, I also asked my master, if I have been gone for nine years, will the master use other AI?The master said no~!Ah ah ah ah ~ akimbo ~! 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Congratulations!Also... can you teach me? 】

Chen Xinmo took the freshly ground coffee and came out, while Chen Yuxuan was staring at Cheng Qixi's circle of friends in a daze.

——Don’t you always like to forward messy links?Why has there been no movement for a long time today?What did she mean by what she said halfway?

Click, the coffee was placed in front of her.

Chen Xinmo was bathed in the afternoon spring light, her honey tea-brown curly hair was covered with light, like a girl who walked out of a medieval oil painting, her clear eyes reflected the floating clouds and blue sky, as beautiful as jade.

"Can the master write the guarantee now?"

If Chen Xinmo didn't mention it, Chen Yuxuan had already forgotten about it.

"Okay, write, you go get a pen and paper."

Chen Yuxuan didn't believe that Chen Xinmo could earn [-] million yuan. Even if he could, this kind of guarantee would have no legal effect. She coaxed the child into tearing up a few words, signed his name and date, and Chen Xinmo handed over the ink pad. , she pressed her fingerprints again.

Seeing Chen Xinmo folding and folding the useless guarantee with great care, and even opening his chest to hide it, Chen Yuxuan was also speechless.

"This guarantee is actually..."

"Is there no legal effect?"

"You know you still want me to write?"

"I believe in the master, as long as the master writes, he will keep his word."

——Where does this confidence come from?Who said she would keep her word?Didn't Zheng Kedi play tricks last night?

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao will be here, Zheng Kedi called again.

Playing and playing, after the revenge is over, it is still necessary to make it clear, not to mention hanging him for one night and one morning, it is almost the same.

Just as Chen Yuxuan was about to answer the phone, he covered the phone with a plain white hand, pulled it out lightly, threw it back casually, and threw it firmly on the soft sofa. After bouncing twice, he was still in the safe zone without any harm. damage.

Mumu, who was nestled on the sofa, raised her head suddenly when she heard the movement, glanced left and right, and after confirming that she was safe, she yawned a long time, licked her little tongue and continued to take a nap.

Chen Yuxuan's gaze followed the phone in a parabola, and he said speechlessly, "What are you doing? Don't make trouble, it's serious business."

Chen Yuxuan turned around and wanted to go to get the phone, but Chen Xinmo put his arms around her slender waist, and sat her down on the dining table with a little effort.

"Other people's phone calls are serious business, but Zheng Kedi's is not, and the master has important experiments to do?"

"What experiment?"

——Why doesn't she know?

Chen Xinmo pressed the table with one hand, tilted her head and stared at Chen Yuxuan's black pupils like night, a few strands of hair stuck to her lips, imitating the live teaching video of Coke being played in the system, her white teeth rolled over her lower lip, tender red The flesh of the lips squeezed out of the gap between the teeth little by little, it was just...

——Unsightly!

Chen Yuxuan's ears turned red with shame.

——Hey, the curtains haven't been drawn yet, and it's still on the dining table where you just ate, what do you want to do? !

"You, you say what you say, let me go first."

Chen Xinmo pursed her lips and smiled lightly, took Chen Yuxuan's hand and pressed it to her face, her smooth cheeks were as silky as satin, Chen Xinmo pressed her hand, slid down her cheek to her neck, then slid into...

"Didn't the master want to test whether I have the five senses? Come on, try it... see if I... feel..."

The author has something to say: this chapter is not a word count, there is a very important reminder~ smart kids find it by themselves~

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