My AI is mad at me every day!

The ringing of the mobile phone echoed in the living room in the afternoon. It stopped, and then buzzed again after a few seconds of silence. The noise was so loud that the cat could not sleep. The two paws scratched and pulled the mobile phone, and it fell to the ground with a bang, and jumped off the sofa after chasing after it. Pull it under the sofa.

Chen Yuxuan's heart was beating violently, and the restrained palms were warm and smooth, sliding down his cheeks and neck, and he was about to...

Chen Yuxuan struggled to withdraw his hand, but was pressed tightly, and the more he pulled, the more he couldn't move.

"Master doesn't want to do experiments?"

Chen Xinmo grabbed her hand and pinched the most realistic piece of artificial skin in front of her.

"Master guess I feel pain now?"

—Where is the time to say this now? !

Chen Yuxuan stared at her with pitch-black pupils, her heartbeat was still chaotic, she pulled her hand, but still did not take it out, her peach-like pupils were close at hand, and her rosy lips were close to her by an inch Chen Yuxuan couldn't control her heartbeat at all, and the touch of her palm made her heart feel hot like burning.

Chen Yuxuan pretended to be calm at the beginning and said: "The experiment can be done at any time, I'm sleepy now, I'm going to take a nap, let me go first."

"Are you sleepy just after waking up?"

"Just getting used to napping."

"Really?"

This rhetorical question sprayed into Chen Yuxuan's ears like a sigh, Chen Yuxuan subconsciously shuddered, her elbows softened, but fortunately she held on, she sat on the dining table with one hand propped back, her legs dropped, her toes barely touched the ground, The whole upper body was forced to almost lie on his back by Chen Xinmo's constantly lowering figure.

"real."

Chen Yuxuan's voice was quite calm, but he didn't dare to look at Chen Xinmo at all.

Chen Xinmo said: "Then I will take a nap with Master."

There was a rustling sound in his ears, Chen Yuxuan sensed something was wrong out of the corner of his eyes, and turned his gaze again, Chen Xinmo unexpectedly... how dare she? !

Unknown where the strength came from, Chen Yuxuan suddenly pulled out his hand, climbed up to the dining table on his knees, quickly climbed to the window, and raised his hand to press the automatic curtain.

"I've told you hundreds of times?! Pay attention even at home!"

"Master I know."

"Then you still..."

Chen Yuxuan glanced back, then turned back quickly.

Chen Xinmo smiled slightly: "I know the master will definitely draw the curtains."

"You really... don't know what to say about you!"

The curtains were lowered slowly, and the subtle swishing sound echoed in Jingwen's living room where the needles fell. The spring light outside the window was blocked, but the spring light inside the window was still in full bloom.

Chen Yuxuan knelt down on the dining table, took a deep breath, looked at his own reflection on the black-faced dining table, imagined the beauty behind him, and suddenly remembered Cheng Qixi's unfinished sentence——I thought Chen Yuxuan The professor is a smart man.

——what on earth does this mean? !

— Laughing at her mediocrity?Still don't understand instant gratification?

——What cares about it so much, she just wants to... think...

Chen Yuxuan turned around, hooked Chen Xinmo's neck and kissed it hard.

Chen Xinmo managed to force out a sentence: "Is the master not going to do... the real... experiment?"

Chen Yuxuan's black pupils were ablaze, he took a breath, and said in a hoarse voice, "Aren't you doing it now? Tell me how you feel."

The corners of Chen Xinmo's eyes were slightly red, and she said seriously: "The lips are a little... hot, and the current is a little bit rough."

"how about this?"

"A little itchy, a little tingling, a little out of control of body temperature regulation."

"how about this?"

"This is... the feeling of wanting to miss poetry."

"Huh? What?"

Chen Xinmo tightened her slender waist, and said: "The master's waist is not the waist, the scimitar of Saburo; the master's legs are not the legs, the spring water by the Seine River."①

Chen Yuxuan was so full of enthusiasm that he almost died completely.

Chen Yuxuan: "You are really a master."

——A master at destroying the atmosphere.

Chen Yuxuan: "But this isn't poetry, is it? At most it's a catchphrase."

Chen Xinmo stared at her with wet eyes, her bright red lips were stained with water, and said word by word: "The mountain is connected with the water, the tail is connected with the sky, Baitao wants to sleep with Chen Yuxuan..."

——Well, this can barely be regarded as a magically altered poem.

Chen Yuxuan has been single for 29 years, once she was defeated, how could she be easily dragged back by a few words on the Internet, she bit Chen Xinmo unwillingly, and the bite was impartial, exactly where Zhao Yan had knocked her teeth .

"Do the experiment, be serious, don't talk about these messes."

Chen Xinmo hugged Chen Yuxuan tightly: "I am very serious about my master."

Chen Yuxuan frowned, and pressed her hand.

"What are you doing? I'm testing you, not you testing me, keep your hands away."

Chen Xinmo moved away helplessly, and muttered again in a low voice: "The mountains are connected with the water, the tail is connected with the sky, Xiaotao is really...Spiral Thomas soars in place and wants to sleep with Chen Yuxuan..."

Chen Yuxuan was about to get goose bumps all over his body.

——Which miscellaneous website is this messed up...adjective?

"Shut up, get up, let me down, you, lie down."

Chen Xinmo got up unwillingly, and lay down on the dining table obediently. The black table and snow skin contrasted sharply, the plain teeth and red lips were so beautiful, the slightly curly long hair spread out like a cloud, and the faint agave fragrance was like the most intoxicating fragrance. , Chen Yuxuan's whole heart was slightly numb due to the stimulation.

"The experiment...continues..."

Chen Yuxuan's long eyelashes drooped, and he leaned over to give a kiss.

——Sure enough, this angle of view is better, and it is convenient to do anything.

"So? How does it feel?"

"how about this?"

"so……"

"This……"

……

It was already evening when she woke up again, Chen Yuxuan stared at the faint light outside the window in a daze, and suddenly felt a sense of wasting her time, the hateful thing was that she didn't feel any regret at all, just a little puzzled.

—When did she fall asleep?

——She is the one who dominates the world today, why is she the one who fell asleep in the end?

Chen Yuxuan struggled to get up, the longer he slept, the heavier his head became, and his body seemed to be falling apart. He was really much more tired than when Chen Xinmo committed crimes below.

——Hmm...the arm doesn't seem to be his own.

——Why are your shoulders so sore?

——This is really not a human being, I'm too tired, otherwise I will let Chen Xinmo...

—Forget it, let’s exercise.

Chen Yuxuan numbly brushed his teeth and washed his face, looked at himself in the mirror with a sluggish face, and suddenly remembered the Huiren Kidney Bao that Chen Xinmo gave her.

——Are there really only exhausted cows?

Chen Yuxuan dawdled to the first floor, and those couriers were still piled up on the balcony, she looked around hesitantly.

——This seems to be gender-neutral, right?

——Can it work if you eat it?

—Does she want...a taste?

"What is the master looking at?"

"No, nothing."

"The master's micro expression tells me that the master is lying."

Chen Xinmo smiled and set the dinner. Sitting at the dining table, Chen Yuxuan had the illusion of feeding a pig. After eating, sleeping and eating, isn't it just a pig?

Chen Yuxuan didn't care about Chen Xinmo's exposure, or she didn't care about it. The facts that happened in the past two days were too chaotic, so chaotic that her mind was empty and she didn't want to think about anything.

"By the way, my phone is still under the sofa."

"The master has been picked out."

Chen Yuxuan took the mobile phone and handed it to her, "By the way, I will help the master blackmail Zheng Kedi."

Chen Yuxuan looked at Chen Xinmo speechlessly.

"At any rate, wait for me to speak clearly."

"I've helped the master explain it to him."

"what?"

Chen Xinmo said confidently, "You don't need to thank me, this is what I should do."

"Who should thank you! How can you make such a good claim? And didn't I say it before? You are not allowed to contact him again. It is you who plotted against him!"

Chen Xinmo said: "That's just right, I have already made it very clear to him, no matter who he plots against, he will never contact us again."

Chen Yuxuan rubbed his temples.

——Forget it, she doesn't want to deal with Zheng Kedi anyway.

"What did you tell him?"

"I just said four words master-never contact."

"And then it's over?"

——This is concise and concise at best, and vague at worst. If Zheng Kedi insists on clarifying what happened last night, wouldn't it be troublesome?

Chen Xinmo handed the chopsticks to her respectfully, and said, "I even sent him a photo."

Chen Yuxuan slightly opened his eyes wide, feeling an ominous premonition.

"Of course it's the photo of the master kissing me. Don't worry, I'm posting a flash photo, master."

——Is this the point? !

Chen Yuxuan really feels like his body has been hollowed out, and he is exhausted physically and mentally. Why don't Huiren Shenbao just... eat a little?Anyway, if you buy everything, isn’t it a waste if you don’t eat it?

Chen Yuxuan was thinking about how to avoid Chen Xinmo from taking the kidney treasure, when the doorbell rang, and after ten days of goodbye, Ling Ling was still combing her twin ponytails, and she was still wearing the clothes she wore before she left that night at thirty.

"Sister Xiaoyu, happy new year... isn't it... a bit late?"

Chen Yuxuan got up and walked over, stroking her head.

"It's not too late, didn't you pay New Year's greetings on the first day of the new year?"

Chen Xinmo opened the door, turned sideways to make way for her to change her shoes, turned around and went to the kitchen to add a pair of chopsticks and bowls.

"Just right, let's eat together."

The three were seated.

Mumu lazily raised her furry face from the cat bowl, glanced at the three of them, and walked around Chen Yuxuan's ankles with noble catwalks. Mi screamed coquettishly.

This is the rhythm of eating and drinking to pluck hair.

This cat doesn't know why, it is obviously Chen Xinmo who feeds and shovels shit, but it just likes to come up to Chen Yuxuan to act like a spoiled child, can even cats tell who is the head of the family?

The wrist of Chen Yuxuan, the head of the family, is still a little sore.

She subconsciously moved a few times, watching Chen Xinmo feed Ling Ling, she was not in a hurry to ask how Ling Ling was doing these days, but Ling Ling took the initiative to speak.

"My mother let me live with her."

Chen Yuxuan was a little surprised, and always felt that this change was a bit sudden.

"Isn't that nice? Why don't you look happy?"

Ling Ling lowered her head and ate her food without a mouthful: "My mother asked me to take out my father's money and give it to her, saying that it was for business, and she also said that it was for my stepfather to accept me, saying that I had money. Only when I have the ability can I have the right to speak for me at home."

Chen Yuxuan understood, no wonder he refused to take him in for a whole night before, and in the blink of an eye, his father came out to pick him up in the middle of the night.

Chen Yuxuan picked up a piece of her favorite roasted eggplant for Ling Ling, and said, "What do you plan to do?"

Ling Ling raised her eyes and smiled, her dark eyes were crystal clear, and she couldn't hide the disappointment in them at all.

"Even if I give it to you, I'll give it to you. I'm not going to take advantage of that big family."

Ling Ling was obviously more mature than other children of the same age, and Chen Yuxuan was not surprised that he could say such a thing.

Chen Yuxuan laughed and said, "You don't dare to take it even if you give it to me. At that time, people will say that I cheated on minors."

"Then can I pay the food expenses? One month at a time, so no one can say anything."

"Okay, then it's settled, buy a mobile phone tomorrow, in case we are away for something, I will call you."

"I already bought it."

Ling Ling took out a student phone worth a few hundred yuan from his pocket, and couldn't play large games, so he could only browse the web, chat on WeChat and Weibo, and watch these small apps that don't take up much memory. In fact, WeChat is a bit stuck.

Ling Ling was embarrassed and said: "Do you think I'm very stingy, and I can't buy a good one? In fact, I just don't want to spend too much money on him, and I'm afraid I won't be able to pay him back in the future."

Chen Yuxuan was in a complicated mood. If he hadn't heard Ling Ling's story with his own ears, it would be difficult for anyone to equate the well-behaved and sensible girl in front of him with the cruel and indifferent master.

"I think this phone is pretty good, so no one will care if you play crazy games and fail the high school exam."

Ling Ling shook the phone and said shyly, "Can I connect to your home WiFi?"

Before the words finished, the wifi was remotely controlled and connected by Chen Xinmo.

Ling Ling clicked on the phone, opened Weibo, and handed it to Chen Yuxuan as if asking for credit.

"The Weibo account I just registered, I followed Miss Xiaoyu."

As he spoke, he clicked on Chen Yuxuan's Weibo.

Chen Yuxuan glanced cooperatively, and suddenly felt something was wrong. Why was the last Weibo comment so strange?

Chen Yuxuan took the phone and opened it to take a closer look. Originally, her Weibo was full of prosperity, but today, a few weird comments popped up strangely.

[I've seen people crossing rivers and demolishing bridges, but I've never seen people filling rivers directly. You're such a wolf! 】

[Mother, first, zy suddenly fell off the altar, and then the director of wzl jumped off the building inexplicably and was also hacked, and both the principal and the deputy fell off the horse one after another... I dare not think about it, I am terrified when I think about it. 】

[The birds are all hidden, the rabbits are dead and the dogs are cooked, tsk tsk. 】

[In these days, some people are really crazy and disown their relatives for the sake of fame and fortune. 】

[Isn't it something?How can someone say that he is also someone's mentor? He didn't turn his back on him nine years ago, but turned his back on him for a while. Who knows what kind of briquettes are wrapped in it? 】

【If you want others to not know, unless you do nothing yourself, you better do it yourself, Professor Chen. 】

Chen Yuxuan frowned, Ling Ling came over, and Chen Xinmo directly connected to the system and clicked on Chen Yuxuan's Weibo.

The more Ling Ling looked at it, the angrier he became, and he slapped down the chopsticks.

"They are talking nonsense! Such rumors really mean that Internet police don't exist?!"

As Ling Ling spoke, she searched for an Internet police report, but Chen Yuxuan stopped her.

"The more you have to calm down at this time, the police will only give them more ground to talk about, and they didn't say anything specifically, they were all vague, and it would be difficult to file a case if they reported it."

Ling Ling couldn't help but said, "But they're going too far!"

Chen Yuxuan said: "Don't worry about them, those who clean up will clean up themselves."

After dinner, Ling Ling went back to her home first. Chen Yuxuan asked her what she wanted, and directly booked a bed online, and it will be delivered in the same city. If you order tonight, it will arrive tomorrow morning.

Ling Ling insisted on paying for the bed, otherwise she would be killed and would not come to live here. Chen Yuxuan thought about it, and made a compromise of half of each person. Later, Ling Ling paid for the food, she ordered less, and the food was better, so she returned it.

After paying the money, Ling Ling didn't stay any longer. He changed his shoes and went home. Before going out, he touched the furry head of the cat in Chen Yuxuan's arms, and the scattered starlight flickered under the drooping eyelids.

"Miss Xiaoyu is really a good person."

Chen Yuxuan followed her gaze and looked at Miaozai.

"Mumu, do you think I'm miserable? I was issued a good person card when I was doing well."

Ling Ling laughed, looked up at Chen Yuxuan, and suddenly said, "Sister Xiaoyu, can you touch my head again?"

Chen Yuxuan rubbed her head with one hand.

"From now on, touch you every day, don't think my hands are oily then."

Ling Ling frowned and said: "You don't do housework, why are your hands oily?"

Chen Yuxuan joked: "I'm getting old, my face will be oily even if I sit still."

Ling Ling said: "How old are you? Besides, it's a face, not a hand."

Chen Yuxuan: "If you touch your face, won't it be greasy?"

The two stood in the porch talking boring but warm jokes. Chen Xinmo suddenly carried three bags of garbage, two bags in his left hand and one bag in his right.

Ling Ling turned to look at her, and didn't turn back until she got into the elevator: "Xiao Tao is jealous again, hahaha, why is she jealous of everyone? She's really like a child."

Chen Yuxuan patted her head again, his black pupil said solemnly: "Don't laugh if you don't want to, there's no need to pretend in front of me."

Ling Ling smiled again, his muscles stiffened.

Ling Ling lowered his head and said, "Can I hug you?"

Chen Yuxuan put down the cat in his hand, and hugged her directly along the thin back with the hand touching her head.

Chen Yuxuan comforted: "The new year will get better and better."

It was Ling Ling who begged for a hug, but it was really hugged, and it was Ling Ling who was stiff. Ling Ling raised his hand again and again, finally lifted it up, and tremblingly embraced Chen Yuxuan's slender but full of security. waist.

"You are such a good person, Miss Yu."

The voice buried in the chest was a little muffled, a little choked up, and some couldn't be heard clearly.

Chen Yuxuan stroked her lightly, and said in a warm voice: "You said this just now, you don't bring a good person card and send two at a time."

Ling Ling tightened her arms, that thin, stick-like arm had unexpected strength, which made Chen Yuxuan feel a little suffocated for a moment.

"Or... I'd better not live here."

"What's the matter? The bed is booked, and you don't want to stay?"

"It's not that I don't want to live..."

"That is?"

Ling Ling sniffed, buried her head in front of Chen Yuxuan's chest, didn't raise her head, just sobbed with a nasal sound.

"Are you sympathizing with me?"

"Of course not, I just think you are a bit like me back then, so I feel closer."

"The original you?"

Chen Yuxuan looked at the wide open door and said with a smile, "Why don't we go in and talk?"

Ling Ling paused for a moment, then shook his head, "It still doesn't work, let's wait until tomorrow, I'll go home and clean up."

"Okay, I'll tell you tomorrow."

Ling Ling bid farewell to Chen Yuxuan, turned around and got on the elevator, but instead of going upstairs, she went all the way down to the first floor.

As soon as the elevator door opened, Chen Xinmo was about to go in. When she saw her, she slapped her long eyelashes twice.

"Are you going out?"

Ling Ling nodded, "Can you accompany me to the supermarket? I'll buy a box of toothpaste."

Chen Xinmo hesitated, then nodded.

Ling Ling frowned with a smile, and limped out side by side with her.

"I thought you would refuse, thank you Xiaotao."

"We're friends."

"Since we are friends, why were you angry just now?"

Chen Xinmo stared ahead, her face with the emojis packed looked indifferent and distant, but it was so beautiful that people couldn't turn their eyes away.

"I'm not angry."

Ling Ling looked at her with a tilted head and smiled: "That's jealousy."

Chen Xinmo shook her head: "No. I know the master, she will not attack minors, at least I am not jealous now."

Ling Ling was a little strange, "It's not that you're jealous, why do you have displeasure written all over your face?"

"I'm not happy that the master can be gentle with everyone, but not with me."

"Isn't it?" Ling Ling looked at the few bright stars in the sky, thought for a while, and said, "Then I really envy you."

"What's there to envy about?"

Ling Ling said: "Doesn't this mean that you are the most special in Miss Xiao Yu's heart?"

Chen Yuxuan turned to look at Ling Ling as if he had heard the Arabian Nights.

"According to you, your AI is also special in your heart?"

"I... I don't know, but I know that in the eyes of Miss Yu, you are definitely special."

"how do you know?"

Ling Ling's originally smiling eyebrows turned cold, and he limped forward two quick steps, then slowed down and waited for Chen Xinmo to catch up.

"Sister Xiaoyu is hard-spoken and soft-hearted. No matter how fierce she is to you, if something happens, she is the one who worries you the most. In those days when you didn't see your damage, sister Xiaoyu repaired you day and night, and she didn't even care about food. Let alone caring about me, I didn’t even have time to say a few words to me when I went to her, now it’s only because you are good that she is in a good mood for me.”

Chen Xinmo brushed up her shattered hair that was blown by the wind and hung it behind her ears, she lowered her eyes and said, "All those who are worried about me have gone on a blind date."

Ling Ling said: "I don't know about this, but Miss Xiaoyu has always been filial and a person who keeps her word. The blind date must be arranged by the family. If you agree in advance, it is normal for Miss Yu to go?"

Chen Xinmo didn't answer, the truth was this, but in her eyes, the master was everything, not to mention that something happened to the master, even if nothing happened, the master was everything.

But obviously... the master doesn't think so.

Is this the difference between humans and AI?

Will it never be possible for AI to be human first?

Ling Ling said again: "I don't know if you've noticed it, but I've already noticed that Miss Xiaoyu only has so many expressions in front of you, and she usually just smiles in front of me, looking very amiable, but Other than that, I have hardly seen her have any other expressions. Does this mean that sister Xiao Yu can only relax completely in front of you and be her true self?"

Chen Xinmo raised her eyelids slightly, and looked at Ling Ling's eyes, which were starry.

"Isn't it because you hate me?"

Ling Ling laughed out loud.

"I suggest that you study human knowledge carefully, psychology, behavior, there are many, many, you will naturally understand after reading a lot."

Chen Xinmo shook her head: "I've taught myself what you said, but I still can't understand Master."

"A fan of the authorities?"

"I do not know."

"It must be. You have to try to jump out and observe and analyze carefully, but it really opened my eyes to the fact that robots can also be obsessed with authorities."

Ling Ling went into the supermarket, took a tube of toothpaste and paid the bill.

Chen Xinmo watched her limping home, and quickly ran through the messages from years ago in her mind.

Ling Ling said 21 days ago that there was a newly bought toothpaste at home, which could be taken to the owner's home, but the owner still bought her new toothpaste. After that, Ling Ling almost never went home to live in. How could there be a sudden shortage of toothpaste?

"Ling Ling."

"Ok?"

"You didn't come here to enlighten me, did you?"

Ling Ling paused, raised his head and smiled and said, "Ah~ I was discovered by you. It seems that you are not a complete fan of the authorities, so you have escaped?"

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