Fear

The author has something to say: It doesn’t look so stupid now? 乛v乛? Hehe

Five and Six pinched my ass again.

Although I kicked his knee back mercilessly, I still felt puzzled.

Because he never repents!

If I keep track, this is probably the 110th time he has pinched my ass.Even if not, sooner or later it will be.

Yes, he is that shameless.

I often hesitate to call 110 to report to the police.

Well, just kidding.

Wuheliu is just one person (yes, not two people, nor a dog), his real name is Wu Hedong, he is my classmate and roommate in college, and the one with whom I have the best...friend ?

Let's just be friends.

As long as he can let go of his obsession with my ass and become a Buddha immediately, I will definitely raise the national flag, play the national anthem, and post a message in my circle of friends that has not been updated for thousands of years: My best brother-Wu Hedong!

Yes, just like the official announcement.

Because it deserves such dignity.

Seeing this, someone will definitely say: "Five and Six are gay, right? Does he like you?"

To tell you the truth, I did doubt it.

But whenever the lights in the dormitory were turned off and we started our dormitory night talks, his enthusiasm for the topic of the opposite sex really made it difficult for me to doubt his sexual orientation.

What's more dramatic is that the only gay in the dormitory is me.

Will there be brothers and sisters again?

"Then he must be ugly, Pu Xinnan, that's why you are so disgusted."

Then you are wrong, five and six are not ugly.

He should be the class leader of our class. Although I gave him this title, at least it can be seen that he is not bad in my eyes, and he is even quite good.

After all, it's hard not to be likable for a tall, long-legged, hormonal athletic boy.

But don't think I have a crush on him.

I do not have!

Absolutely not!

It is said that being gay is difficult for straight men, but I am so talented that I just have no feelings for straight men.

It's the level of a handsome guy who has a heart rate of 100+ on the Internet, and he will immediately give up when he finds out that he is a straight man.

I did the same with Five and Six. I had a crooked mind when I first saw him, but after confirming that he was a straight man, I completely lost the feeling.

If he hadn't taken the initiative to "wrap" me, I would have been "seemingly close, but actually far away" with him by now.

It's boring, really boring.

Straight men like big asses, which I totally understand, but liking a guy's ass, I can't understand, even very confused.

Another rumor!

I am not a mother!

She doesn't look like a girl either!

If he treats me as a girl, then he is blind and has nothing to do with me.

And my ass is not as big as you think!

Just the size of an average person.

?

WTF?

I acquiesce?

I am enjoying?

I pamper him? !

Let go of your father!

I don't know how many times I warned him, how many times I kicked him.

If he doesn't care about himself, what does it matter to me?

May there be no victim blaming in the world.Pray.JPG

Don't say why I didn't have a serious talk with him once, I also know that he may take my verbal warning and physical violence as a joke, so he will pinch my ass again and again.

But I really told him seriously, I said that I don't like being pinched by others, I feel gay in gay and uncomfortable.

Then he joked: Anyway, we are not gay, what are we afraid of?

And wiped the oil with ease.

I threw in the towel that time, and I have nothing serious to do with stupid straight men.

Go crazy in public?This might indeed work, but there are a lot of problems involved.

Five and Six didn't just touch me, he would occasionally pinch other boys' butts, and then came to a conclusion: Hao Ou's (me) ass is the best.

I can go to his uncle!

So, why do other people have no objection to being touched, but I am anxious?

Why?Excuse me!

So the following results will appear:

"You're not gay, are you?"

Consequence [-]: Coming out of the closet for no reason, and in order to get myself safely back in the closet again, I may have to rush to give five and six pinches.

Not worth the candle.

(?Д?)＜Die!

"Are you a man? What's wrong with touching between men?"

Result [-]: Being labeled as "hypocritical", and then being crazily complained about, and maybe even bullied!

That was really outrageous.

Result three: ...

I haven't thought of it yet, but either of those two is enough for me.

Whoops.Don't talk through the screen without blushing.

Of course I know that one should be neither humble nor overbearing, but one has to live, right?

People can't just focus on poetry and distant places, but ignore the current affairs.

The fact is that the society is as fearful as I am. I haven’t made any good friends at the end of my freshman year. There are two roommates left, and I and their thoughts are not in the same channel.

If five and six are straight men of steel, then they are straight men of diamonds, eh, don't get me wrong, I mean they can't bend with diamonds.

Simply put, it is straight male cancer.

One of the roommates said clearly: "Homosexuality is a disease, and I can't understand it."

Look, can I dare?

But another reason is that five and six are fine with me, and there's nothing wrong with them other than pinching my ass.

Bring me meals when I'm hungry, buy medicine and add boiled water for me when I'm sick, and usually attend classes, eat, and play on the playground together...

All in all, a good roommate.Like.JPG

How rare is a good roommate, even if you get pinched 110 times, it's better than losing a caring roommate, right?

In the end, I'm actually just afraid of straight...male tricks.