Fear

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Five and Six pinched my ass again.

Still in front of the counselor!

I really convinced him.At that time, the counselor was standing behind us. After he pinched me, I subconsciously slapped him on the back of the head.Turning around, I saw the counselor looking at us with a weird smile.

Five and Six were beaten, and they were still not convinced, so I posted them over and wanted to squeeze a few more, but I pushed him away abruptly, and said to the counselor in extreme embarrassment: "Hello, teacher!"

The thing that made me want to dig my toes the most was that before I shouted "Hello, teacher", the damn five and six said in a damn shy tone: "Honey, you are so bad."

Oh shit!Even if you jump into the Yellow River, you won't be able to cleanse yourself.

Five and Six didn't react until they heard my call, and greeted the counselor.

The counselor smiled: "Hello."

"We're joking, hehe, hehehe." I struggled.

Then she left.

Because our counselor manages so many classes, we don't see her a few times a semester.

Not very familiar, but I have been in contact with her a few times, she must be familiar with me.

Even more embarrassing!

Urgently looking for a house in the dead group of Douban, I want to become the top hot topic in the group today!

"Stupid." I spurned five and six.

Like a silly dog, he asked me, "What's wrong?"

"What did you call me? I was heard by the counselor!"

"Just listen to it, what can I do?"

I hold my forehead.

It really deserves to be a "good time" when straight men sell rot casually and gays desperately pretend to be straight men.

May there be no college students in the world who are called to talk because of their sexual orientation.Sincere Prayer.JPG

After returning to the dormitory, I was still very angry and decided to ignore him for a while.

Good guy, as soon as this idiot's butt gets on the stool, he will watch the basketball game there, and from time to time, he will make excited remarks such as: "Good shot!" "Damn! What stupid operation?!"

How can there be any look that a person who makes mistakes should have?

It turned out that I was the only one who was hurt in this social death!

But I'm just a weak gay who can be bullied, why do you treat me like this?

If the murder is not guilty, I will now give my dear roommate a killing kick in the head.

Soon, he seemed to notice my hateful eyes, put down his phone regretfully, and walked towards me.

Heh, it's really too late for you to kneel down and apologize now.

He is getting closer and closer to me, why is he walking so slowly after only a few steps?

Finally, he walked up to me, then quickly stretched out his hand, snatched my mirror and ran away: "The mirror lends me a nose hair cut."

Hehe, even if murder is a crime, I want to defy the law by myself.

But as gentle as I am, I am still suppressing my anger.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, life is like a play, we get together because of fate..."

"Ouou, lend me your nose hair clipper too, I can't find it."

Gan!I'm still angry today!

"Fuck your uncle's nose hair trimmer!" I stepped on the chairs of five and six, and he even tilted the chair, his expression completely dumbfounded.

In the end, I cursed "stupid", slammed the door and left.

Life is so hard, straight men are so cheap!

I decided to go to the cafeteria to cook first. Without a dog and a man to accompany me, I ate more deliciously.

But "what to eat" is really a problem of the century.

I just ate Malatang in the afternoon.

The spicy hot pot is too hot. I just got a mouth ulcer, so it's best not to eat it.

The vegetables at the cafeteria window are very oily. I ate too much last semester, and now I feel nauseous when I think about it.

The second canteen is very expensive.

The Lanzhou ramen in Sanshitang is too salty, I want to eat something lighter now.

……

I walked from the first canteen to the second canteen, and from the second to the third canteen, and finally stopped at the entrance of the fourth canteen, looking at the sea of ​​people inside, I completely lost my appetite.

Five and Six, this dog man is still useful, at least I don't have to worry about this damn problem, I will eat whatever he eats.

I don't choose, I can do either.

The key is that his sense of taste and aesthetics is still very good. If I follow him to eat, my skinny lump has gained ten catties in four months.

When I went home during the winter vacation, my mother was shocked. When I returned to school, she forced me to bring some special products to express my gratitude.

So when I poured out a big bag of home-grown pomelo in the dormitory, their mouths were big enough to fit a pomelo.

In the end, I went back to a cafeteria and ordered a bowl of noodles that I hadn't eaten before.

So salty and unpalatable.

Enduring the meal and going back to the dormitory, I walked to my desk with low pressure and found a cup of milk tea on it.

Then I immediately received a WeChat message: "Although you didn't lend me a nose hair trim, I still finished it. Although I can't understand why you are so angry, I still bought milk tea to apologize to you."

I turned to look at him, and he was grinning as if to take credit for me.

Silly.

But for the sake of milk tea, I reluctantly forgive him this time.

I was just thirsty, so I inserted the straw into the milk tea, picked it up and took a sip, and said to him, "Thank you."

Then "ton ton ton", I drank it in a big gulp, quite quenching my thirst.

That bowl of noodles is really salty!

I didn't pay attention to Five and Six approaching me, but I keenly felt his hand move to my buttocks, and squeezed when I didn't realize it.

Subconsciously (really subconsciously), I sprayed the milk tea in my mouth on his face.

I couldn't help laughing at his stunned expression.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

But there was no other way. After laughing, he could only go to wipe his face with a washcloth. During the process, he still couldn't help laughing, and probably sprayed a few drops of saliva on his face.

So in the end, he turned his back to the door, I faced him, and his right hand pinched my neck from behind threateningly, which caused us to get very close, and the mood was very ambiguous.

"Click", "bang", "squeak", the dormitory door opened before we could react.

Our roommate kept pushing the door with both hands, but his feet were locked outside the door.

"Go ahead." The roommate gestured to close the door.

Don't!Listen to my explanation!

Gan!

Happy little Oou, die every day.

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