Fear

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[-] and [-] today... without pinching my ass!

At least not until eight o'clock this morning, when we set off for the practice site.

But today is destined to be an extraordinary day.

In order to consolidate my educational achievements yesterday, the first thing I said to him in the morning was: "Good morning, straight man."

He was brushing his teeth, and I stood next to him, reminding him: "Please remember, you are a straight man. A straight man should look like a straight man!"

Five and Six angrily pushed me out of the bathroom.

"Five and six! Refuse to be gay in gay, and become a real straight man!" I didn't give up, and added through the door.

Looking back, my dad was staring at me in bewilderment, and the water glass in his hand seemed unsteady.

Just...can you give me a chance to explain?

Fortunately, my dad didn't ask me. If you doubt it, you can doubt it. Anyway, coming out is a matter of time.

Even so, I didn't give up brainwashing five and six.

When we arrived at the meeting place, I gave five and six a final warning: "Remember, straight man. Don't get me wronged by the time, do you hear me? This is what you face as a good straight man. My first challenge. Come on, okay? Straight man."

Five and Six glanced at me, and said with disdain: "Straight man, don't make it sound like you're going to war."

"This is the battlefield! Life is a... big battle, and today is one of the small battles..." I don't know what I'm talking about, but soon we will be at the rendezvous.

There are ten people in our team, four men and six women. Except for one boy whose home is far away and needs to arrive later, the two of us are the slowest ones to arrive.

10 minutes late, shame on...

Our team leader is a senior with a leadership appearance. She is very enthusiastic and gives people a kind and reliable feeling.

Seeing that we are all here, we are encouraged to introduce ourselves.

She came first, and then talked about the past one by one according to the station.

Everyone's self-introduction is really short, and the basic format is "name + grade + college + major + hometown".

With a bad memory, I can at most remember a grade in one round, and other information will follow suit.

I was the sixth to introduce, five and six were the seventh.

Obviously all of this was so harmonious, until Wu and Liu finished introducing themselves, and added a sentence: "Also, I'm a straight man."

What is extraneous branches!

Superfluous!

There is no silver 300 taels here!

Stupid born day!

I almost passed out on the spot, and I couldn't help raising my knee to give Five and Six a hard buttocks.

He staggered two steps forward, stabilized himself and asked me, "What are you doing?"

I tried my best to keep smiling: "Nothing."

"Why did you kick me? Okay, you started it." Then he actually slapped my ass in front of so many people.

It's... quite loud...

After the filming, he waved his hands exaggeratedly: "It's numb."

At this moment, how I wish I could kill people without going to jail.

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I originally wanted to teach him a lesson, but the senior made a joke to persuade us to make peace, and she also exposed the matter.

"Can you get out?" I wish I could stay three feet away from him.

He didn't even realize his mistake: "What are you doing? Why are you angry?"

"I've seen stupid people, but I've never seen you so stupid. You tell everyone that you are a straight man, how can any normal person introduce himself like that? There is no silver 300 taels here? You are so stupid."

"It's nothing, right? Wouldn't it be better to be direct? This way, everyone won't misunderstand us."

……

I was so angry that I couldn't speak, so I walked quickly to keep up with the large army.

After a while, Five and Six approached me again: "I was wrong. Okay? Don't be angry. I don't even know them. It's embarrassing for you to leave me alone."

"What's embarrassing? Talk to girls more, consolidate your image as a straight man, and find a girlfriend by the way." I didn't even want to look him straight.

"Well..." He hesitated to speak, and finally said, "Don't you think it's easier for people to misunderstand you like this?"

"What about me?" It's unreasonable to even dare to label me!

"Girlfriend looks angry."

"I'll fuck you, uncle!"

Five and Six were silent.

I was silent too.

The reason for my silence is that I think what Five and Six are saying makes sense.

In case someone uses this to open their minds, the black will become white, and the straight will become curved.

Isn't that what cp is all about?

[-] and [-] said in public that they are straight → I was angry (brain opening: I was angry because [-] and [-] did not want to admit our relationship, of course, this relationship does not exist!) → [-] and [-] began to coax me in various ways →It's so sweet!

It's not impossible to have such a brain hole, who knows if there are such people with "divergent thinking" among them.

"Okay, I forgive you for now."

As a result, our social practice has unfolded in such a bland and extraordinary way.

During this period, there were no embarrassing incidents between me and Five and Six, and no one showed any curiosity about our relationship. I thought our straight male image had already been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

until three days later...

Our social practice has officially ended. When we parted, I waved goodbye to my team members excitedly.

The sun is setting, the breeze is picking up, everything is so beautiful.

However, the senior sister suddenly turned around and said to us: "You two must always be together, I wish you love until the end of your life!"

I stepped on the horse and split on the spot.

Five and six, I hate you!