Fear

The author has something to say: Our little oo is about to start flirting, wait for the school to start~

Five and Six pinched my ass again.

But I dodge it with a deft forward thrust.

Hey, escape from the clutches is just around the corner.

There were no plans for the next day. Wu and Liu and I lay at home all morning. We originally planned to take him out to play after lunch, but seeing the scorching sun, we unanimously decided to lie down for another afternoon.

After dinner, I took Five and Six along the street to my high school, and we two old fried dough sticks pretended to be calm and mixed in.

I also looked at Uncle Security and saw the slight doubt in his eyes, but he still didn't stop us in the end.

As soon as I walked in the door, I saw a beautiful Japanese boy within ten meters. Although it is not my style, it is really too seductive.

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I have to sigh why I didn't have such a handsome male classmate back then.

"What are you looking at?" Five and Six's question brought me back to my senses.

OK, on-site teaching begins.

When you see a handsome guy being discovered by friends around you, but you don't want to reveal your sexual orientation, what should you say to avoid being suspected?

There are the following idioms:

1. "Do you think that man looks like xxx (someone)?"

2. "That guy looks like an old friend of mine."

3. "His clothes/shoes are pretty nice, and I want to buy one/pair too."

……

OK, now for live demonstration.

Me: "Don't you think that man looks like your president's boyfriend?"

"Which president?"

"Badminton club, that's the one who bumped into me." I thought that the lights were dim that night, and I might not be able to see five and six clearly, and I might not be able to remember the man's face if I saw clearly, but it turned out!I forgot that he even went to the badminton club to make trouble!

Gan!

"Where does it look like? Not at all. Are your eyes not working well?" Why do I feel that Wu and Liu's faces are much darker.

I was so embarrassed that I could only cover it up with a smile: "It's not like ah hahaha, maybe I remember wrong."

Okay, the teaching is over, and today I (cough cough) set up that ha... uh... wrong model for everyone.

Remember, do not appear in the conversation with someone familiar to the other party, otherwise it will make the situation even more strange.

Our school is actually not much to visit. It is similar to most high schools, not too big, and there are no highlights.

Five and six may feel curious as tourists, but when I come back, I can only recall the beautiful past of youth, and by the way, see what new good things have been installed in the school after we graduated.

Oh, there is a new dormitory building, hahaha, the shape is quite strange.

Has the toilet been refurbished?Hehehe, the smell is still the same.

what?The classroom is air-conditioned, oh, who pays for the electricity?School out?When did you become so generous?

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Since I want to recall the past of my youth, the one person I can't avoid is my flamboyant hair boy.

We did a lot of embarrassing things together in this school back then.

While I was walking, I was excitedly bragging to Five and Six about my high school life, and he suddenly asked me: "Why did he (referring to me Fa Xiao) leave halfway that day? Could it not be because of me?"

Uh……

Most of my high spirits were extinguished at once.

With a flash of inspiration, isn't this a great opportunity to get out of the clutches of the clutches and make Wu and Liuli become Buddhas?

"Oh." I pretended to be depressed and couldn't express it, and finally summoned up the courage to say, "Actually, it really has something to do with you. He thought you were gay, so he was scared away." I was even scared by my own nonsense.

"What? What am I?" Five and Six really couldn't accept it and were shocked.

"Isn't it because he saw you pinching my ass and thought you were perverted, what else did he say, your eyes were full of love and desire for me (this is the original words of my text, although I scolded you severely He, but it is really appropriate to use it now).”

"Crap! What else did he say?" Five and Six were furious.

"He also said that we look like an old married couple, we are so gay, I can't see it." I also pretended to be exasperated, "It's all your fault, he also suspects that I am gay now, and said that he should re-examine our relationship! More than ten Nianfa is young because you are about to break up now!"

Five and Six stammered: "You you you...you call him out! I, I, I...I will explain to him."

"What are you explaining? People only believe what they see. The more you explain, the darker the picture will be." I rubbed my forehead and sighed.

"Then what should we do?" Five and Six panicked, "I'm not gay!"

"Me neither. I can only say that time will prove everything. Anyway, I will tell him more and he will believe it. You can't really break up with me."

I'm going to start educating: "But in order to avoid similar misunderstandings in the future, so... Can you fucking get rid of your bad habits and stop thinking about pinching my ass every day. This time I made a small misunderstanding , it’s nothing. If we are misunderstood by others and spread the word, do we still have to live?”

He actually looked indifferent again, and said lightly: "Actually, it's nothing, the clearer clears himself."

"Think too much! People's words are terrible, and you won't be able to clear it up when the time comes! I don't want to sink with you. Just ask if you can change it."

"I... try my best?" Five and Six still had such aggrieved moments, making the family members burst into laughter.

"It's a must!"

"Then I can't change it, I've already formed muscle memory." Five and Six stretched out their dog paws and made a pinching motion.

Huh~ So wretched!

"If you pinch me again in the future, just... give me 100 yuan for one pinch." I definitely didn't mean to take advantage of the fire.Swear to God.JPG

Five and Six followed me all the way home with bitter faces.

Hahahaha I was so happy to see him deflated!