Fear

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Five and Six pinched my ass again.

While we're sleeping in the same bed.

Just sleep, don't think about it.

I specially took two quilts, and they were far away from him, the kind that might fall off the bed if I turned over.

But he can still pinch my butt through the quilt, I really...unexpected.

I love my ass so much, can I cut it off and sell it to you?

In the end I decided to turn my face towards him to protect my ass.

"How is your chat with that JK girl?" I started to talk.

"Oh." He sighed, "I never thought she was a junior high school student."

"..."

Me: "Are the current junior high school students so precocious?"

"Who knows. Forget it, maybe I'm not worthy of a relationship."

"Don't think so, just look at how good your conditions are. If you meet someone you like, go straight to it, and you'll be sure to chase after one." I realized that the only way to escape from the clutches of the clutches is to let Five and Six get out of the order, With another person squeezing his energy, wouldn't it be natural for me to get away?

I applauded my great discovery and kicked away the stupid me who cursed five and six singles for a lifetime.

"Hey, there are quite a few girls in our team this time, maybe your first love is in there. I'll help you if you like it."

Five and Six turned over and turned their backs to me: "Let's talk about it, I don't even have any hope."

"Don't be like this, there is always hope." I comforted.

"Then why don't you find a girlfriend?" Five and Six turned over again.

I felt guilty: "I'm not interested in dating." I turned over as if evading, and realized that my butt was exposed, and turned back hastily.

"Why? Didn't you say you won't be single anytime soon? Where is it?"

Um?Is there such a thing?

"Come on... the universe is so big, and a human life is very short. Isn't it fast when I get out of singles in a hundred years?" I almost call myself a sophistry master.

"Don't worry." He ignored my sophistry, patted my arm and said, "If I get out of the single, let my girlfriend introduce you to someone. If you like it, I will help you too."

"Okay, I'll remember, don't regret it later." There seemed to be quite a few handsome guys who played basketball with him, so it wouldn't be too much for him to introduce one to me, right?

We were silent for a while, and there was a familiar snoring in the air.

I don't know if his future girlfriend can bear this shocking snoring.

Yes, I will give his girlfriend a pair of earplugs when they make official announcements, and another pair of expensive ones when they get married.

Wonderful, I might as well give him earplugs for his birthday, anyway, sooner or later someone will need them.

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But to be honest, the five and six who are asleep are also pretty good-looking, and they have good character and ability, so it's not bad to be his girlfriend.

It's just that he's a little stupid, it's better that his girlfriend is smarter, and it's good to complement each other, but the character must also be good, otherwise the idiots Five and Six might be cheated out of their crotch.

Tsk tsk tsk, just thinking about it makes me feel miserable.

Hahahaha, I laughed out loud.

When I woke up in the morning, five and six were no longer in bed.

I checked my phone and saw it was just past seven.

Let's go to the bathroom.

Thinking of this, I was about to fall asleep again, when suddenly I heard a heavy breathing.

?

I sat up suddenly.

God damn five and six fell off the bed and were still sound asleep.

It's just... funny.

Five and six perspectives:

At three o'clock in the morning, Five and Six woke up from their dreams and found that their legs were hanging on the ground.

It turns out that the feeling of weightlessness in the dream came from this way.

He lay down again and went back to sleep.

His eyes didn't seem to be closed for a long time, this time he also fell to the ground with his upper body, but luckily he didn't hit his head.

He tried to lie down again, but the culprit—Hao Ou had already taken most of his place.

The bed was not big, and I felt a headache at five and six meals. I never thought that Hao Ou slept so badly, but it was clear that nothing happened last night.

He had no choice but to lie down on the side where Hao Ou had been sleeping.

This time he clearly felt how he was kicked out of bed by Hao Ou.

He shook Hao Ou awake angrily, and Hao Ou asked him sleepily, "What are you doing?"

"Go to sleep and stop kicking me."

Hao Ou finally left a sentence: "nervous." He continued to sleep.

Five and Six thought the problem was solved until he was kicked out of bed for the fourth time.

He decided... just lie down like this...

Afterwards, Hao Ou: "Impossible, no one has ever said that I sleep differently!"

"It's not only bad, it's just unattractive! I have to discuss the matter of introducing you to someone." Five and Six angrily accused.

……

Hao Ou's parents: Mr. Wu wants to introduce a partner to our son?It is indeed the first classmate our son brought home, which is really good.Let's just wait and hold our grandchildren.

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