Whose fault is it to dress up as a plant pet!
Chapter 1 When the weather is cold, the side scenes are worn out.
There is no mirror around Bian Jing, and he has never been able to figure out what he looks like.But who cares, plants don't all look alike!
When Bian Jing came through, he lamented that this must be God's revenge on him, and made him into a plant that could not speak or move.
After lamenting for more than an hour, he wanted to open it, because the plants that made it were so enjoyable!
Exclusively occupy a large glass greenhouse, the ground is covered with neat grass, and there are a lot of plant care products on the flower shelf next to it.
There is also a small pool near the inside. The little mermaid statue in the pool sprays water of various colors under the action of lights to adjust the indoor humidity.
In the middle of the flower room is him, occupying a large flower pot with a gardener as a reference, visually measuring one and a half meters, the material is unknown but beautiful and delicate, the sun shines with a metallic luster, and the price is not high at first glance. Fei.
Inside the flower pot is a light green nutrient solution, and there is a soft support in the flower pot, which allows him, who is only [-] centimeters long, to soak in the nutrient solution without sinking to the bottom.
The handsome gardener played beautiful music for him, gently wiped each leaf of him with a very soft cloth, and then poured on various skin care products.
Rich people not only eat better pets than ordinary people, but even bonsai are so expensive.
While lamenting the extravagance of the bourgeoisie, the side scene enjoys bourgeois material.
Hey, that gardener, change to some louder music!
Bian Jing lives happily and contentedly every day. Plants have a long lifespan. He can live for 80 or [-] years, and he may become a master by cultivation.
And he found that he could move the branches and leaves slightly, and the two vines on the branch would also shake when he sneezed, but too much would not work.The side scene is hilarious, and he is careful to hide it. There is no wind in the greenhouse, so as long as the gardener is around, he dare not move.
The gardener is really careful, not only does his job well, but also talks to him every day, babbling, eight out of ten sentences are inseparable from the word "Master".The words are very respectful to this "master".He always talked about how capable the master is, with many industries and a good reputation, and he is still one of the top ten model businessmen.
Bian Jing guessed from the gardener's words that this person must be an arty old man over fifty years old. He likes to pretend to be nothing, play Go, and raise flowers and plants. In fact, they are all for others to see. For seven days, no one other than the gardener came to see him.
Two days later, Bian Jing slept too late last night, and the thick glass walls of the glass greenhouse were projected by galaxies. He spent the whole night trying to find the Milky Way among the numerous galaxies, but he couldn't find it when the sky turned white. asleep.
It was already afternoon when I woke up, and just about to yawn, I found a magnified face in front of me, omg!Such big eyes and mouth, Ma Ma has aliens!
The whole plant froze there.
The "alien" straightened up with a smile, and the side scene discovered that the alien was very handsome, with short black hair and nightgown-like home clothes. He looked less than thirty years old, and his smile was very gentle, and his eyes looked like crescent.
The man approached him, put his slender and strong fingers on his cane, and said while whirling: "Little guy, I haven't seen you in a few days and I've grown up a lot, do you miss me?"
Who is this person? "Master" son "Master"?
"I brought you a gift on this trip, do you want it?"
think!Must think!Ask for Rolls Royce, ask for Lamborghini~~
The side scene is unrestrained in heart, and the surface is still the same as ordinary plants.
At this time, the gardener came in, moved in a large box more than one meter high, and carefully put it aside.Then he stood in front of "Young Master" and said respectfully, "Master, I brought what you asked for."
I bought a watch last year!An arty old man over half a century old that you agreed to come?Is it because you think you are too old to call yourself a master at such a young age?Rich people really have abnormal brain circuits!
The young, handsome and wealthy businessman nodded and waved the gardener to go down, very pompous.
The master opened the package with his own hands, revealing a very domineering Transformers model.
Roll your eyes after just a few glances at the side view, you bought a Transformers model for a plant, have you taken your medicine today?
The master was very happy: "Do you like it? This is the latest sss-250 mecha model, a limited edition. Your master and I also paid a lot of money to buy it."
Side scene disdain, I'm not a kid anymore, okay... wait a minute, Mecha?Is that what I understand?
The master hooked the cane with his hand, "If you like you, just move it. I remember that you like hooking my fingers the most."
Hook a fart hook!Labor and management are busy thinking about where I am wearing it! ...Wait, what did you just say?I am a plant and being active is the norm!Then I pretended to be ordinary plants for so many days, so I pretended for nothing?Well, that's not the point.
The side scene indicates that the amount of information is a bit large, and he is a bit stuck.
Seeing him not moving for a long time, the master sighed lightly: "Okay, I won't bother you anymore, little guy, grow up quickly." He leaned over and kissed his leaves, and left.
The remaining side scenes and Transformers looked at each other.
He just kissed a plant?What's wrong with this!
Bian Jing tried every means to find out what era he was in now, but as a plant that couldn't speak or walk, there were only so many things in the greenhouse, so there were some amazing things to refer to!
The side scene was silent and heard a rhythmic "swish" sound. Looking down, a small robot [-] cm high was carrying a miniature metal basket on its back and holding an extremely sharp silver sickle.
Grab the grass with the left hand, and hug the sickle with the right, and the grass will be cut off as soon as it is, and then put the hand back into the back basket to continue cutting.Skillful movements are definitely like a farmer's uncle who has been farming for more than three years.
Such a flexible robot could not be produced in his previous world!Moreover, such exquisite robots have appeared, why is Mao not equipped with a lawn mower?Is it because of the loud noise?
The side view is exciting again, the mecha is not a dream!The car is like the soul of a man, and the mech is the fighter in the soul!
Thinking about what the old man said again, he became more cheerful, and he no longer had to hold back when he sneezed and couldn't move.
When the gardener wiped the leaves for him again, he took the initiative to send another leaf over.
Sure enough, the gardener was not afraid, but jumped up happily, threw the soft cloth and ran out.
After a while, the handsome and handsome master came in with a look of expectation on his face. He quickly approached, stretched out a finger to hook his cane, and then retracted it when he was about to hook it. He took a towel and wiped his hands clean. on the rattan.
Bian Jing expressed satisfaction with his attention, and generously wrapped his finger with a cane.
The master was ecstatic: "You're finally willing to talk to me." Then he kissed the blade resoundingly again with a chirping sound.
Bian Jing was furious immediately, kissed me last time and I haven't settled the score with you yet, come again!
Another cane came out with anger in the side view, and slapped the master's handsome face crisply and loudly.It's a pity that there is only a sound but no strength, and there is no red mark left.
The gardener looked at the master's darkened face instantly, not daring to breathe, trying to shrink his figure of nearly two meters to the minimum.
After playing the side scene, I saw the old man's sombre face that dripped water, and immediately knew that something was wrong, this was his bread and butter.Then quickly remedy.
If you can't speak, you can only express it with actions.The rattan rubbed and rubbed the dog's legs on his face, making this high-minded old man smile.Not to mention that his rattan has become more flexible after this battle.
The master laughed and scolded: "Little guy, it's really naughty to see you for a few days."
He also told the gardener: "Buy him some toys tomorrow."
The gardener bowed and agreed.
The next day, the gardener brought a small cube and threw it on the ground. The cube silently unfolded into a plane as thin as a sheet of paper, and projected upwards a light screen that can only be seen in movies, with several brightly colored cartoon buttons on it. .
Under the encouraging eyes of the gardener, the side scene randomly selected an option with the rattan, the light screen stretched into a 180° arc, and a cheap-looking khaki gopher made a face at him, and then got into the third row One of the pits, provocative in another pit.
Bian Jing looked at the gardener with an embarrassing expression, but the gardener didn't know how to face plants. He thought that this game was not attractive enough, so he changed to Lianliankan and explained it carefully.
Do you dare to come to some high-end games in the high-tech world!Ask for holograms!
In the end, the side scene was played with a fruit-cutting, all kinds of strange-looking fruits that have never been seen before, the exquisite and delicate background, coupled with the circular viewing angle, and the long knife with first-class light effect, it is quite impressive.
He even competed with Hua Ke, and danced when he won, and turned around with his disheveled head and didn't speak when he lost, and continued to play after being comforted by Hua Ke's smile.
Bian Jing firmly refused to admit that he was naive, he was just exercising his flexibility!
This master doesn't come often, and when he comes, he just unilaterally talks a few nonsense, interacts with him for a while, and then leaves.
Every time he came, Bian Jing was very lively. The two vines were swinging like hot wheels. When the master was happy, all kinds of rewards were like a tide.
In less than a month, the entire flower room was filled with all kinds of toys, large and small, and a whole flower stand was filled.Everything from plush toys to wooden toys, from video games to model machines.This is absolutely the standard for raising children!
Bian Jing also grew a lot taller, and the little tree jumped fast. The gardener measured his body and accurately reported 33 centimeters.Side view This plant is very special, the trunk is a normal tree shape, the bark is white, and there is a fluffy head with slender branches and long leaves on the head, but two vines about one meter grow out under the fluffy head .It's cute at first glance though.
Bianjing was happy, and the gardener was even happier. When the master came, he leaned over and smiled ambiguously: "Master, at this speed, it will mature in another month, and now we can enlighten it."
The master patted the gardener on the shoulder in satisfaction: "Hua Ke, you did a good job."
Gardener Hua Ke saluted humbly: "This is what I should do."
On the side scene, I wonder, isn't "Enlightenment" suitable for children?Is it really okay to use it on one plant?
There is still a month to change, change into what?
In the afternoon he was even more puzzled.
Hua Ke showed him a movie. First, it was a simple room with complete tables and chairs. The camera showed a close-up of a big bed where three people could roll easily.
A handsome, tall, brown-haired man walks into the camera, sitting comfortably on the sofa.Then he waved to one side, and a young man with picturesque eyebrows and red lips and white teeth walked over and sat beside him.
Bian Jing guessed that this was father and son?Why do you feel that the man looks at the boy with strange eyes.Moreover, this young man is quite good-looking, thirteen or fourteen years old, somewhat indistinguishable, but unfortunately his face is expressionless, as if no matter how exquisite porcelain is, it is not a living thing after all.
The man wrapped his arms around the boy's waist, lowered his head to that bright red mouth and kissed him!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bian Jing sneaks a look at Hua Ke, who is looking intently.
In the film, the man kissed wildly, making the young man's lips red and swollen. When he raised his head, the young man's cheeks were bright red and his eyes were blurred.
The man took off the boy's clothes while teasing him! ! !
Fuck!Is it really okay to give a plant a pornographic enlightenment class? ! !
——What kind of world am I in?Why is there a sense of foreboding.
When Bian Jing came through, he lamented that this must be God's revenge on him, and made him into a plant that could not speak or move.
After lamenting for more than an hour, he wanted to open it, because the plants that made it were so enjoyable!
Exclusively occupy a large glass greenhouse, the ground is covered with neat grass, and there are a lot of plant care products on the flower shelf next to it.
There is also a small pool near the inside. The little mermaid statue in the pool sprays water of various colors under the action of lights to adjust the indoor humidity.
In the middle of the flower room is him, occupying a large flower pot with a gardener as a reference, visually measuring one and a half meters, the material is unknown but beautiful and delicate, the sun shines with a metallic luster, and the price is not high at first glance. Fei.
Inside the flower pot is a light green nutrient solution, and there is a soft support in the flower pot, which allows him, who is only [-] centimeters long, to soak in the nutrient solution without sinking to the bottom.
The handsome gardener played beautiful music for him, gently wiped each leaf of him with a very soft cloth, and then poured on various skin care products.
Rich people not only eat better pets than ordinary people, but even bonsai are so expensive.
While lamenting the extravagance of the bourgeoisie, the side scene enjoys bourgeois material.
Hey, that gardener, change to some louder music!
Bian Jing lives happily and contentedly every day. Plants have a long lifespan. He can live for 80 or [-] years, and he may become a master by cultivation.
And he found that he could move the branches and leaves slightly, and the two vines on the branch would also shake when he sneezed, but too much would not work.The side scene is hilarious, and he is careful to hide it. There is no wind in the greenhouse, so as long as the gardener is around, he dare not move.
The gardener is really careful, not only does his job well, but also talks to him every day, babbling, eight out of ten sentences are inseparable from the word "Master".The words are very respectful to this "master".He always talked about how capable the master is, with many industries and a good reputation, and he is still one of the top ten model businessmen.
Bian Jing guessed from the gardener's words that this person must be an arty old man over fifty years old. He likes to pretend to be nothing, play Go, and raise flowers and plants. In fact, they are all for others to see. For seven days, no one other than the gardener came to see him.
Two days later, Bian Jing slept too late last night, and the thick glass walls of the glass greenhouse were projected by galaxies. He spent the whole night trying to find the Milky Way among the numerous galaxies, but he couldn't find it when the sky turned white. asleep.
It was already afternoon when I woke up, and just about to yawn, I found a magnified face in front of me, omg!Such big eyes and mouth, Ma Ma has aliens!
The whole plant froze there.
The "alien" straightened up with a smile, and the side scene discovered that the alien was very handsome, with short black hair and nightgown-like home clothes. He looked less than thirty years old, and his smile was very gentle, and his eyes looked like crescent.
The man approached him, put his slender and strong fingers on his cane, and said while whirling: "Little guy, I haven't seen you in a few days and I've grown up a lot, do you miss me?"
Who is this person? "Master" son "Master"?
"I brought you a gift on this trip, do you want it?"
think!Must think!Ask for Rolls Royce, ask for Lamborghini~~
The side scene is unrestrained in heart, and the surface is still the same as ordinary plants.
At this time, the gardener came in, moved in a large box more than one meter high, and carefully put it aside.Then he stood in front of "Young Master" and said respectfully, "Master, I brought what you asked for."
I bought a watch last year!An arty old man over half a century old that you agreed to come?Is it because you think you are too old to call yourself a master at such a young age?Rich people really have abnormal brain circuits!
The young, handsome and wealthy businessman nodded and waved the gardener to go down, very pompous.
The master opened the package with his own hands, revealing a very domineering Transformers model.
Roll your eyes after just a few glances at the side view, you bought a Transformers model for a plant, have you taken your medicine today?
The master was very happy: "Do you like it? This is the latest sss-250 mecha model, a limited edition. Your master and I also paid a lot of money to buy it."
Side scene disdain, I'm not a kid anymore, okay... wait a minute, Mecha?Is that what I understand?
The master hooked the cane with his hand, "If you like you, just move it. I remember that you like hooking my fingers the most."
Hook a fart hook!Labor and management are busy thinking about where I am wearing it! ...Wait, what did you just say?I am a plant and being active is the norm!Then I pretended to be ordinary plants for so many days, so I pretended for nothing?Well, that's not the point.
The side scene indicates that the amount of information is a bit large, and he is a bit stuck.
Seeing him not moving for a long time, the master sighed lightly: "Okay, I won't bother you anymore, little guy, grow up quickly." He leaned over and kissed his leaves, and left.
The remaining side scenes and Transformers looked at each other.
He just kissed a plant?What's wrong with this!
Bian Jing tried every means to find out what era he was in now, but as a plant that couldn't speak or walk, there were only so many things in the greenhouse, so there were some amazing things to refer to!
The side scene was silent and heard a rhythmic "swish" sound. Looking down, a small robot [-] cm high was carrying a miniature metal basket on its back and holding an extremely sharp silver sickle.
Grab the grass with the left hand, and hug the sickle with the right, and the grass will be cut off as soon as it is, and then put the hand back into the back basket to continue cutting.Skillful movements are definitely like a farmer's uncle who has been farming for more than three years.
Such a flexible robot could not be produced in his previous world!Moreover, such exquisite robots have appeared, why is Mao not equipped with a lawn mower?Is it because of the loud noise?
The side view is exciting again, the mecha is not a dream!The car is like the soul of a man, and the mech is the fighter in the soul!
Thinking about what the old man said again, he became more cheerful, and he no longer had to hold back when he sneezed and couldn't move.
When the gardener wiped the leaves for him again, he took the initiative to send another leaf over.
Sure enough, the gardener was not afraid, but jumped up happily, threw the soft cloth and ran out.
After a while, the handsome and handsome master came in with a look of expectation on his face. He quickly approached, stretched out a finger to hook his cane, and then retracted it when he was about to hook it. He took a towel and wiped his hands clean. on the rattan.
Bian Jing expressed satisfaction with his attention, and generously wrapped his finger with a cane.
The master was ecstatic: "You're finally willing to talk to me." Then he kissed the blade resoundingly again with a chirping sound.
Bian Jing was furious immediately, kissed me last time and I haven't settled the score with you yet, come again!
Another cane came out with anger in the side view, and slapped the master's handsome face crisply and loudly.It's a pity that there is only a sound but no strength, and there is no red mark left.
The gardener looked at the master's darkened face instantly, not daring to breathe, trying to shrink his figure of nearly two meters to the minimum.
After playing the side scene, I saw the old man's sombre face that dripped water, and immediately knew that something was wrong, this was his bread and butter.Then quickly remedy.
If you can't speak, you can only express it with actions.The rattan rubbed and rubbed the dog's legs on his face, making this high-minded old man smile.Not to mention that his rattan has become more flexible after this battle.
The master laughed and scolded: "Little guy, it's really naughty to see you for a few days."
He also told the gardener: "Buy him some toys tomorrow."
The gardener bowed and agreed.
The next day, the gardener brought a small cube and threw it on the ground. The cube silently unfolded into a plane as thin as a sheet of paper, and projected upwards a light screen that can only be seen in movies, with several brightly colored cartoon buttons on it. .
Under the encouraging eyes of the gardener, the side scene randomly selected an option with the rattan, the light screen stretched into a 180° arc, and a cheap-looking khaki gopher made a face at him, and then got into the third row One of the pits, provocative in another pit.
Bian Jing looked at the gardener with an embarrassing expression, but the gardener didn't know how to face plants. He thought that this game was not attractive enough, so he changed to Lianliankan and explained it carefully.
Do you dare to come to some high-end games in the high-tech world!Ask for holograms!
In the end, the side scene was played with a fruit-cutting, all kinds of strange-looking fruits that have never been seen before, the exquisite and delicate background, coupled with the circular viewing angle, and the long knife with first-class light effect, it is quite impressive.
He even competed with Hua Ke, and danced when he won, and turned around with his disheveled head and didn't speak when he lost, and continued to play after being comforted by Hua Ke's smile.
Bian Jing firmly refused to admit that he was naive, he was just exercising his flexibility!
This master doesn't come often, and when he comes, he just unilaterally talks a few nonsense, interacts with him for a while, and then leaves.
Every time he came, Bian Jing was very lively. The two vines were swinging like hot wheels. When the master was happy, all kinds of rewards were like a tide.
In less than a month, the entire flower room was filled with all kinds of toys, large and small, and a whole flower stand was filled.Everything from plush toys to wooden toys, from video games to model machines.This is absolutely the standard for raising children!
Bian Jing also grew a lot taller, and the little tree jumped fast. The gardener measured his body and accurately reported 33 centimeters.Side view This plant is very special, the trunk is a normal tree shape, the bark is white, and there is a fluffy head with slender branches and long leaves on the head, but two vines about one meter grow out under the fluffy head .It's cute at first glance though.
Bianjing was happy, and the gardener was even happier. When the master came, he leaned over and smiled ambiguously: "Master, at this speed, it will mature in another month, and now we can enlighten it."
The master patted the gardener on the shoulder in satisfaction: "Hua Ke, you did a good job."
Gardener Hua Ke saluted humbly: "This is what I should do."
On the side scene, I wonder, isn't "Enlightenment" suitable for children?Is it really okay to use it on one plant?
There is still a month to change, change into what?
In the afternoon he was even more puzzled.
Hua Ke showed him a movie. First, it was a simple room with complete tables and chairs. The camera showed a close-up of a big bed where three people could roll easily.
A handsome, tall, brown-haired man walks into the camera, sitting comfortably on the sofa.Then he waved to one side, and a young man with picturesque eyebrows and red lips and white teeth walked over and sat beside him.
Bian Jing guessed that this was father and son?Why do you feel that the man looks at the boy with strange eyes.Moreover, this young man is quite good-looking, thirteen or fourteen years old, somewhat indistinguishable, but unfortunately his face is expressionless, as if no matter how exquisite porcelain is, it is not a living thing after all.
The man wrapped his arms around the boy's waist, lowered his head to that bright red mouth and kissed him!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bian Jing sneaks a look at Hua Ke, who is looking intently.
In the film, the man kissed wildly, making the young man's lips red and swollen. When he raised his head, the young man's cheeks were bright red and his eyes were blurred.
The man took off the boy's clothes while teasing him! ! !
Fuck!Is it really okay to give a plant a pornographic enlightenment class? ! !
——What kind of world am I in?Why is there a sense of foreboding.
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