Whose fault is it to dress up as a plant pet!

The side view enjoyed a whole 3D version of a large-scale uncensored high-definition pornographic film.Those seductive cries/bed sounds are simply bloody.But he is just a small bonsai now... But vines have many uses... (I made up n discordant ellipses)

The most admired by the side scene is Hua Ke, the tent below is so tall that he didn't touch it.This endurance is not generally strong.

At the end of the film, what should come out comes out, and what should go in goes in.The man gently bathed the moistened and soft boy, and put on clean underwear.

From the side scene, it is estimated that the two of them will lie on the bed and sleep next, and the film should be called to an end.

Unexpectedly, the man carried the boy to a flower room and placed it on the soft grass.

Is this the rhythm to do it again?The male protagonist is really amazing in physical strength.

But the male lead didn't strike again.He kissed the boy and stood up.

Then with a plop, the boy's little inner body turned into a beautiful flower pot, and the boy turned into a pot of green bamboo-like plants!

Plants, plants, plants, plants………………

A big thunder struck, and the whole plants in the side view were bad.

It turned out that the plants were raised for "eating".

It turns out that plants can turn into people when they are raised well.

It turns out that his flower pot is Xiao Nene... so his Xiao Nene is quite big, oh, that's not the point! ! !The point is that his mother actually dressed up as a "child bride" of the nurturing department!

On that afternoon, a grass-mud horse named Fuck led the grass-mud horses named Madan to crush the river crab, rushed out of the next door to Mary, stepped into the gate of the new world vigorously, and never returned.

The three views were shattered, right?

Leaving aside the fact that it is unscientific for a plant to become a human, just looking at his future development direction, a proper child molester, master rabbit, can't even be compared to being fostered.Maybe their plants are specially made by this malicious world for the entertainment of the upper class. Maybe they are legally on the same level as pets, such as human pets or something...

This world is too scary, Ma Ma Kuai came to save me tat...

Ma Ma didn't come to rescue him, it was the master who came.

Back then, Bian Jing always felt that this master was caring and generous. Although he seemed narrow-minded, at least he was good to him.

But now that the layer of hypocrisy has been peeled off and the truth is revealed, that dignified gentleman looks like a sanctimonious person.Thinking of the miserable life that he would be raped in a month's time, he felt like a villain for this old man in his heart.

The master asked in detail about the side scene’s reaction to watching the porn, and Hua Ke answered truthfully: “There was no reaction at the beginning, but it was very excited in the middle of the film, but it didn’t respond at the end of the film. Based on my experience of raising plant pets, I guess he I may understand it in the end. This is a good sign, the sooner you understand it, the smoother the change of human form will be. I hope that in this month, the master will have more contact with it."

The master nodded: "Very good, continue to teach him the enlightenment class. Your salary will be doubled this month."

Hua Ke's face was full of joy: "Thank you, master."

Hua Ke withdrew, leaving space for the two of them.

The master touched its leaves, "Hurry up and grow up, I really want to see what you will look like. You must know that you are a new variety, and you must be stronger than those mass-produced."

Why do you grow up?Fucked by you when you grow up?

Breed your sister!Mass produce your brother!

The side scene is serious and pretends to be a normal plant.

"Why don't you move? Blame me for ignoring you? It's really busy these days, and there is a little trouble in the property under it. I will spend more time with you in a few days."

I'm just a plant, I'm just an ordinary bonsai, I won't become a human, give up!Damn humans!

The side scene can't accept being a plant pet, just listening to the name has no human rights!

You are the pet and your whole family is a pet!

Even if labor and capital become human, they are still in a vegetable state!

...Hey, it seems weird to say that.

No matter what the master said, Bian Jing remained indifferent and motionless.The master didn't dare to touch him hard, for fear of knocking off the leaves.In the end, he had no choice but to kiss his leaves and prepare to leave.To be honest, normal people can't have any bad thoughts about a plant.How much hospitality can be offered to a plant, it is not easy for the master to be patient and say a lot.

This kiss is like stabbing a hornet's nest.

Extremely depressed, Bian Jing, who was on the verge of eruption, was willing to cut his whole body, and went all out. The two vines were as flexible as the snakes on Medusa's head, facing the handsome face of the master, they just slapped him head and face.The main body of the side scene grows up, and the rattan becomes thicker and stronger, and when it is drawn, there is a red mark.

Not to mention how pleasant the crisp sound was, even Hua Ke, who was guarding outside the door, was alarmed.Looking at the master with a face full of potato shreds in shock, he was so frightened that he almost cried.

The master was taken aback, he dodged the vines in embarrassment, the flames on his head rose eight feet high, but he was not stupid enough to be serious with a plant, so all his anger turned to Hua Ke: "How do you become a breeder! You What have you ever taught him!"

Hua Ke blurted out nervously: "Whack-a-mole!"

The master's handsome face turned darker, and the red marks on it became more and more obvious. He said sinisterly, "You mean I look like a gopher?!"

Hua Ke wanted to cry but had no tears: "No, sir, how could you be so tall, handsome and unrestrained like a gopher?" Hua Ke added in his heart, if you want to look like it, you have to look like a tall fruit like durian.

The old man's staring head short-circuited: "Then what do you think I look like?"

Hua Ke was shocked, and said cautiously: "Master, we seem to have strayed from the topic."

The master said bitterly: "I've made you confused!"

When Hua Ke saw the alarm was lifted, he was relieved.Looking at the master, don't say that he is worthy of being a plant pet he raised, look at how well-proportioned the shredded potatoes are.

The old man's face darkened again: "What are you looking at?"

Hua Ke quickly lowered his head to cover up, and changed the subject: "Master, I think it may be too shy. You haven't even named it yet. A plant pet without a name has no sense of belonging. For too intimate behavior, it may be too shy. would overreact."

The master's face was gentle, and he lowered his head and pondered for a while: "Let's call it a war pet."

Flower Ke: =mouth=

Side view: =口=... Dear, this name came from... You are so ugly!

Hua Ke tactfully suggested: "I think you can reconsider, master, this name is too widely used in online games."

Master Tang Zhan snorted indifferently: "That's it! You see how much Zhan Chong likes this name. The vines dance so well."

Hua Ke: Master, I think your pet is trying to whip you out of reach, and your revenge is too obvious ==.

No matter how Bian Jing protested or Hua Ke suggested, the malicious name "Battle Pet" followed Bian Jing.

The enlightenment is still going on, and today I still watch pornographic films, but some life plots have been added.

In the film, the hero is still big and good, and the little shou is replaced by a seductive one, but it's a pity that he still has a dull face.Only in sports can show a touch of style.

If you don't know about plant pets, it's okay, once you know, how can you go to see it with a rippling heart!

This made the irritable side scenes even more irritable because of the inability to stick to the world view.As he grew taller, the vines naturally grew.It is more than one meter away from Huake, just like whipping a whip, and the dance is crackling.

Huake is tall and tall, but has a good temper.Patiently persuaded: "Don't care about this name so much. When you become a human being, be more lively, and let the obsessed master be confused. He will change it for you as soon as he is happy. Come on, calm down and watch, learn more. This pose will definitely be favored in the future. You are so lively, I have never seen you so active."

roll!Nima's!Labor and capital are not Lord Rabbit!

The edge vines are thrown more forcefully.

Hua Ke suffered a lot of beatings before he realized that Bian Jing didn't like enlightenment films.

Hurry up and change to a common sense enlightenment film.

Bian Jing still wanted to smack him, but was gradually attracted by the enlightenment film.

More than 2000 years ago, humans on this large planet named "Deep Blue" suffered a brutal invasion by alien races.Human beings were irresistible, and finally launched a destructive weapon-Vita ray.

The war lasted for hundreds of years, and human beings finally wiped out the aliens and established the Deep Blue Empire.It was only then that humans discovered that fertility was their worst enemy.Because of the radiation of Vita rays, women no longer bear children, and even begin to over-produce to men.

Humanity is facing extinction crisis.

At this time, a scientist extracted a gene from an ancient plant whose name had been lost, fused it with a mutated plant irradiated by Vita rays, added human genes, and after various quantitative and qualitative changes, finally successfully developed the A plant that can take human form.And this plant has been clinically tested and found to be able to give birth to the next generation of humans.

That's the end of the movie.

Bianjing was shocked again!

I'm so crazy!Being a pet in human form is already scary!What's even more frightening is that a big man like him also has the function of giving birth? !It should not be said that the reproductive function is the main one!

It must be the wrong way for me to travel!

Mama, I regret not listening to your words to protect the Three Views. Now it feels too bitter to be refreshed over and over again!

I really want to destroy the world =dish=!

The tired and unloved side scene strongly urges to go out and see what this twisted world looks like.

It was difficult for him to stretch something as soft as a vine, pointing straight at the door.He expresses his thoughts concisely and clearly.

Hua Ke used various reasons such as the outdoor temperature is too dry, you are too fragile, the sun is too strong, and there are too many mosquitoes, but she just disagrees.

The side scene hung down the vines in disappointment, and even the leaves bowed their heads and drooped their corners, looking pitifully depressed and overcast.

Hua Ke lost to him in less than a minute.However, plants that are less than two months old cannot really go out. The residual radiation in the air will harm them. Only when they are adults can they adapt to the air.So Hua Ke can only ask Tang Zhan for instructions.

Tang Zhan thought for a while and said: "It's great that the pet is so lively. I really look forward to it becoming a human. It will not be as boring as those gentle plants. Since I want to get in touch with it more this month, I will put it in my study. Remodel it so that it stays with me when it's boring."

"But master, the study is important..."

Tang Zhan smiled contemptuously: "Don't be stupid, no matter how smart and lively it is, it's just a plant."

Hua Ke opened his mouth to speak, but in the end he only said: "Yes.