Whose fault is it to dress up as a plant pet!

After returning to Tang Zhai, Hua Ke didn't even look at him, and walked up to the side scene to ask for warmth, busy before and after, until he confirmed that the side scene was really intact, he raised his chin and said to Tang Zhan: "Master, it's okay Where's the lively and lovely little Jingjing?"

Master Tang narrowed his eyes: "I'll give you a chance to repeat it."

The bold Hua Ke was startled when he discovered a certain attribute deeply hidden by the master, and said with a mournful face, "Master, I found that you have become handsome again."

Tang Zhan nodded: "Of course, time is like a knife, carving out my beauty one by one, you won't be envious."

Hua Ke & Side View & Old Butler: ...

The old housekeeper said: "Did Bian Jing really go bungee jumping? Didn't he turn back into a plant?"

Tang Zhanyu said proudly: "How can my pet in the side scene be scared out of his wits just by bungee jumping!"

The old butler who knew Tang Zhan's secret looked at him complicatedly: I'm afraid you are the one who was frightened...

Hua Ke asked, "Is there anything special about the scene there? Is it really the same as the plant?"

Tang Zhan asked Bian Jing to sit beside him, looking at Bian Jing's plump lips, he thought of that smile again.After pondering for a few seconds, he shook his head: "I think maybe it's not exciting enough."

The old butler suddenly felt his right eyelid twitch.

Tang Zhan said in a deep voice, "Old Du!" Du is the old housekeeper's surname.

The old butler bowed: "Master, what are your orders?"

"I know this is difficult, but I believe you will do it for me."

The old housekeeper said solemnly: "If you go through fire and water, you will die."

"That's good! Go and kiss the side scene, and ask for a tongue kiss."

Uncle housekeeper with an old orange face: =口=

Side view: =dish=

Hua Ke: == b He knew that things would definitely develop in a funny direction...

"Master..." The old butler just said a word, and Tang Zhan squinted over, with a look of heartless, shameless and unreasonable troubles in your eyes.

The old housekeeper withstood the pressure, took a deep breath and used the ultimate skill "Urine Dungeon": "Master, I have to go to the toilet. I am too old to control Master, and you don't want me to pollute the air, why don't you ask Hua Ke to do it for you?" He must be happy because he cares so much about the side scene, so I'm in a hurry and I'm leaving first!"

No wonder you take a deep breath and speak without punctuation!Don't frame me!Flower Ke [Erkang hand].

Tang Zhan looked at him with a half-smile: "Do you want to kiss?"

Hua Ke qaq: "I want to pee too."

Tang Zhan gave him a white look: "Go away!"

Huake rolled away like a limp.

Tang Zhan touched Bian Jing's long hair: "I'll give you one last chance, I don't ask you to be the same as before, as long as you smile."

Side scene: I'm a wooden man, I can't move and I can't laugh, what can you do to me!

Tang Zhan said softly: "Okay, this is your choice, don't blame me."

Bian Jing panicked.

The defense of Tang's house was built by several generations, and the surface is just a medium-sized villa, but there are three underground parking lots, which are full of various things collected by Master Tang and his father, grandfather, and grandfather's grandfather. There are all kinds of transportation, from the oldest ground car that can go to the museum, to the most popular cool speed car.

Tang Zhan walked through the cars with the side scene, got into the elevator, and entered the third basement floor. The old butler followed them into the third floor and stopped, looking at the side scene with complicated eyes.

After they walked through a long passage like a sci-fi movie, they stopped in front of a very hidden metal door.

Tang Zhan asked again: "After passing this door, you will have no possibility of repenting. The things inside the door are absolutely unbearable for you. I can't bear you either. It's too late to repent now."

What is so scary about this door?Is he going to kill me?

Bian Jing contemplated, and Tang Zhan only regarded it as his wordless resistance.

Just when Bian Jing thought that the green hills left behind would not worry about running out of firewood and was ready to speak, the door slowly opened.

In the dim light, a huge eye with red light was watching them, and it seemed to hear the wanton laughter of the devil in the side view.

Tang Zhan whispered in his ear: "Welcome to hell—my personal concert!"

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If you thought this article was going to turn to horror movies, then you are wrong.

Let me share a secret with you again. In fact, Tang Zhan is a music idiot. Even a simple nursery rhyme can make you want to cut your own ears.What's more frightening is that he also likes to sing very much.When Mr. Tang was still the young master, everyone in Tang's house had broken Orleans chicken wings in his previous life.

So Mr. Tang's father had no choice but to build a huge concert hall, so that Tang Zhan could sing as much as he wanted without disturbing the people.So, everyone understands.

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After 1 minute, Bian Jing looked at Zheng High singing on the bright stage with a pale face, and felt like committing suicide.

Do you know how it feels when you are frightened by your brain, and suddenly there is a sound that can scare a pig to death?

The huge eye in the door is not an eye at all, but a lighter, and it looks like an eye when viewed from a distance.

And this basement is a concert hall. Tang Zhan's terrifying voice echoed several times before forming an even more terrifying sonic attack.

No wonder the old housekeeper's eyes are so complex, its profound meaning is: Comrade, hold on!

Bian Jing fell to the ground, tremblingly stretched out his hand and said: Please let me go, can't I stop pretending?

It's a pity that Tang Zhan sang in high spirits and completely forgot about the audience.After he soared a high note again, he finally remembered that there was still a plant in the house.

Looking around, I saw a pile of clothes on the ground, and inside the clothes was the side scene that had returned to its original form from a coma.

If plants have expressions, the scene must be like this: x﹏x

The frightening magic sound still echoed in the head of the border scene who had been severely injured several times in a coma.After becoming a human on the third day, he became even more listless.

Hua Ke and the housekeeper looked at Tang Zhan with condemning eyes.

Tang Zhan finally recognized the reality and stopped doing whatever he wanted with the side scenes.Or he finally accepted a "normal" plant pet - side view.

Master Tang devoted himself to work again. There is no need to spend too much energy on an ordinary plant pet.Occasionally, I would think of a young man who was indifferent to him and used a lot of tricks.As for that smile, he had already suppressed it in his heart.

Things like heartbeat will make him lose his judgment. He is a businessman, and the most important thing for a businessman is profit.

Flash forward two months.

Without the convulsions of Tang Zhan, Bian Jing's golden finger is good at facing the wind, changing with each passing day.

The hair has become tougher over the past month, and it has become more and more handy to control. Bian Jing tried it quietly, and even strangled a pebble easily.His strength increased greatly, and once he accidentally kicked off the gazebo of the stone pillar in the garden, which is still an unsolved mystery in the heart of the old housekeeper.

The body is getting lighter and lighter, one meter high with a light jump, and it is not a problem to push three or four meters.

All signs indicated that he was a proper martial arts master!Flying over eaves and walls is not a dream!

As for whether there is internal strength, whether it can accelerate the change, the side scene is still clueless.

What pleased Bian Jing the most was that he grew 1 centimeter taller in plant form, and 3 centimeters taller in human form.Finally, you don't have to worry about growing up!

When measuring the body, Bian Jing was really happy and burst into tears.

Hua Ke was very puzzled: "I never heard that vegetative people will grow taller after maturity."

Bian Jing said cheerfully: "That's because he is very talented. If this continues, I will definitely grow to a height of two meters. By then, my thick body will grow..."

Bian Jing smiled wretchedly.

In front of Hua Ke, Bian Jing failed his merits early on, not only pretending to be dull, but also pretending to be cold.It's okay to pretend for ten days and a half months, but it's really hard to die for a month or two.

Hua Ke didn't comment on his ecstasy, raised his eyebrows, and suddenly said, "Master is here."

The side scene conditioned to reflect a straight face, and instantly turned into a dull and boring plant pet.

Three seconds later, he realized that Tang Zhan hadn't come at all, and said plaintively, "Huakoni is so swollen that it's so purple, I won't accept it."

"speak politely!"

"People talk nicely, but you don't understand, you are so annoying~~"

"Can't you talk nicely?"

Bian Jing grinned, "No."

Hua Ke: I beg the original side scene where Gao Leng raised his chin and nostrils to look at people coldly and fiercely!Sure enough, some things can only be seen from a distance.

After Tang Zhan ignored the side scenes, there were more places for activities in the side scenes, and the insensitive places inside and outside the house can be entered and exited at will.Like ordinary plant pets, they are naturally not afraid of being seen by servants.It can also be released regularly like other plant pets.When the wind is released, Hua Ke does not follow, but three to five servants follow.

It is very easy to let the pet plants out. Just take the pets to the park. The pets will not run around, walk slowly, and are not mischievous. Sometimes they will not move when they choose a location.During this period, as long as one servant stays and takes care of the house, the others are equivalent to taking half a day off.

Therefore, there are always servants scrambling to release the side scenes every 7 days.

The side view is very ordinary outside, just like other vegetative people, find a place to poke, stay still, and observe the surrounding environment calmly with a pair of eyes.Bian Jing never gave up on running away, but he always suffered from no chance.

The seat he chose today is a bench in the corner of the park. The bench is covered with soft cotton fabric, and soft music will sound after sitting on it.The breeze is blowing, the music is soft, and you can always get a little peace when you close your eyes and rest your mind.

The bench can hold four or five people, and when the side view sits in the middle, the two-meter-long hair loosens up, occupying the seats of four people.

The five accompanying servants left one unlucky guy to accompany him after rock-paper-scissors.

The unlucky guy was even more heartless, he took a rope and wrapped it around Bian Jing's wrist, and wrapped the other end around his own arm, then sat on the edge and started to concentrate on playing the game.

==b You really think of me as a cat or dog who can't even untie the rope, especially if you wear the kind of loose buckle that can be opened when you pull it... No wonder you were left behind.

The game played by the unlucky guy uses a light-screen computer that pays more attention to privacy. It is like a one-way glass, and the content can only be seen from the inside.

Seeing this hapless bastard playing in full swing, and grinning excitedly, he couldn't help sneaking a peek at it—damn!Actually playing whack-a-mole, or the kind that must be touched with fingers.

It seems that no matter what era, there are so few Dianbai.