Whose fault is it to dress up as a plant pet!

Most of the pets in this park are taken out for a walk. Compared with pet dogs, walking with plant pets will never happen that the dog runs in front and the owner chases after him sweating profusely with his tongue out.

Some owners just follow from a distance and let the plants walk by themselves.

To be honest, he saw a lot of plant pets in the park, and his ability to recognize faces has declined a lot.Each plant pet is indistinguishable, exquisite and beautiful, and the matching of facial features is like a perfect character in the game, and there are no flaws.However, each of them has a dull face, and how can they be distinguished without distinct personalities and characteristics?

Assuming that the female accounts in the game are all standing together, just by looking at their faces, can you tell which sect is which?

The side view is definitely not possible.Fortunately, his appearance is the same as when he was a teenager in his previous life. When we grow up, he will be a handsome guy!

A young boy walked by, and he knew that he was a pet plant just by looking at his wooden face.

After the boy came over, he sat down on the bench without saying hello.

The bench was occupied by the side scene for four people, and the only one was occupied by the servant, so this bastard boy sat directly on the side scene's hair!fall!

Bian Jing stared over.

Xiao Nian looked at him dumbly.

The stupid servant is still playing the game.

Bian Jing warned himself, don't get angry, it's useless for you to be angry with a piece of wood——

Horse eggs!Dare to sit on the hair of labor and capital, do you want to know why the flowers are so red?Labor and management will let you feel what it means to be staring at gold stars!

——What does it mean to see stars?

A wave suddenly rushed into Bian Jing's mind.He was shocked and looked at the boy, who was still looking at him dumbly.

He tentatively asked: What's your name?

——My name is Tiantian.

The side scene is now confirmed, it is indeed the boy who is speaking.

But what's going on?It's not that he didn't try to communicate with these vegetative people before, but they really deserved to be vegetative people, and they couldn't give a fart at a time. It's hard for those owners to patiently tease them.

Maybe the boy in front of him is also hiding his emotions like him?But it doesn't make sense, humans have been giving them the ability to express?

Every day in the side scene, I mutter in my mind: unhappy, unhappy...

--why you are not feeling happy?

——The owner bought a dog, and he always bullies me, making me unhappy.

— Then put the dog on a leash so it can't bite you.

—Well, yes, yes.

It seems that vegetative people are not without emotions, maybe they just can't express them. If vegetative people have emotions, their status will inevitably change.

Bian Jing asked again: Why can you talk to me?

- Hair, hair can be used.

Bian Jing glanced at the hair under Tian Tian's buttocks, his eyes were embarrassed.

Bian Jing asked again: Is it okay to wear clothes?

--no.

The side scene looked at the boy's hand, which was casually resting on his hair.

The side scene is exciting again, labor and capital's hair can actually be used as a wire, you know that the role of the golden finger is not just for martial arts masters!Magic, spiritual power and so on are coming to my arms~~~

——What is magic?

Depend on!The hair is still in his hands, the communication has not been disconnected, and all his heartfelt voices have been heard ==.But it doesn't matter, young master, I am aboveboard and don't care.

Bian Jing said excitedly: Magic is the special skill of that god!And I am God!

Silence every day.

The side scene had to be normal: Keke, hello, I am a vegetable.

—Me too, this is the first time I have such communication with the same kind.Your hair is so special.

Bian Jing boasted without shame: Of course it is special, because I am a god!Please tell me your family background information, the more detailed the better.I am the hero sent by heaven to save the vegetative people. I will lead the vegetative people to revolt and no longer be oppressed!Kill humans and dominate the world!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

——Sunshine and nutrients are good.

Bian Jing: ...Your pursuit is really low!Are you willing to be oppressed, enslaved, and used as a reproductive tool by human beings?

— That's what it says in the manual.

What manual?I know that there must be some evil things that plant pets are born slaves!Just because Tang Zhan didn't show him, doesn't mean there isn't one in this world!Bian Jing was full of anger, and he didn't notice a trace of energy passing down the hair to Tian Tian's hands at all.

Tian Tian trembled a bit, and for the first time, there was emotion in those dull eyes.

At this time, Tiantian's owner just came to find him, and he looked like a nouveau riche. Even if he was wearing expensive clothes, it was hard to hide his ignorant rusticity.

Being taken away by the nouveau riche every day, Bian Jing got up and walked towards the crowded place.He is not reconciled, he wants to try again.

This time he chose a plainly dressed vegetative man, who was squatting under a tree, staring at a grass.Next to him, his owner was lying on the side, with a root of grass in his mouth, humming a little song, his blue eyes looked at the boy next to him from time to time.

As soon as the side scene moved, the idiot servant who was tied to him followed along. The idiot was still staring at the screen all the way. This time he was playing a bit technically, it was a puzzle game, and it was rare for him to scratch his head.

Bian Jing squatted next to the boy, and he squatted next to Bian Jing.

The boy's owner looked at them with interest for a while, and got up curiously to see what the idiot was playing with.Seeing that the idiot walked into the same dead end three times in a row, he finally couldn't help but give advice.

"This is the way to go here. Are you a fool?"

The stupid servant said in surprise: "How do you know my nickname?"

The owner: "..."

It's really stupid and hopeless o(╯▽╰)o.

Time for the owner to play with the dumb servant.This greatly facilitated the side scene to do some underground work.

He quietly controlled a strand of hair to hang around the boy's exposed neck with the wind.

- Hello, I am God.

--Neuropathy?

Side view: ...

Side view: What's your name?

——Flower Dragon.

- the name...

——It sounds better than yours!

Side view: ...does your master know that you are so lively?

--have no idea.Neuropathy, do you know what subduing temptation is?My master always likes to see me in different clothes, there are so many in my wardrobe!

——I'm not crazy! ! !

Even though the young man was lively inside, he was dull on the outside, with no emotion in his eyes.This is very wrong, emotions are the most difficult to hide, and they will flow to the surface without knowing it.What's more, vegetative people don't need to hide at all, being able to show a little emotion will make them receive better treatment.

Bian Jing withdrew his hair and said, "I am a god."

Hualong acted as if he didn't hear it, and stared at Xiaocao intently.

On the contrary, the happy two people who were playing on the side were taken aback.

The owner blinked: "Your pet is really special."

The stupid servant said in surprise: "His voice is really nice!"

The owner: "What gene fusion?"

The stupid servant said regretfully: "Oh, I would have recorded it if I knew it earlier."

The owner: "Such a proud statement must have been fused with the genes of a tall tree!"

The stupid servant turned to look at him in surprise: "This is our master's pet plant, I'm just a servant."

How long is your reflex arc?

The owner said: "I'm Telde, what's your name?"

Finally the stupid servant with a name said, "My name is Lu Gu."

Teld smiled meaningfully: "Let's exchange a super signal."

"Okay."

Side scene: I vaguely saw the tail of the wolf behind Telde... you inattentive bastard

!There are even vegetative people who hook up with each other!Make a note of you in the little black book!

Back at Tang Zhai, Bian Jing was in high spirits, when Hua Ke asked, Bian Jing said that he made a new friend today, and didn't mention a word about hair.In fact, he didn't tell him at all about the internal changes of the side scene itself.

Although Hua Ke is kind to him, he doesn't want to test whether you are sincere or not, and whether you will betray me.

Knowing a controllable secret, perhaps many people will keep it secret.But what if it's a shocking secret?It can even change the pattern of the world.How many people can hold on to live?Especially when it comes to profit.

Hua Keming knows that Bian Jing's answer is very perfunctory, but it doesn't matter, he sticks to his identity as a plant pet breeder, sometimes knowing too much is not good.

In the evening, Tang Zhan summoned him, and the reason was that the sentence "I am a god" was passed into Master Tang's ears by the servant.

Bian Jing still had a dull face, and when he entered Master Tang's bedroom, he would poke into the corner, ignoring Master Tang's questions, and focused on pretending to be a wooden man.

Seeing that he didn't answer, Tang Zhan didn't force him.Just looked at him with a smile all the time, looking at the side scene with horror.

Tang Zhan waved to him: "Come here."

Bian Jingmu walked over with a straight face, he wasn't nervous at all, we have transformation skills.

Tang Zhan pulled him to the side of the bed naturally, and let the side scene lie flat.

Just when Bian Jing thought that Tang Zhan was going to lose his morals again, Tang Zhan just lay down next to him and pulled the quilt over the two of them.

Bian Jing was terrified, when did Tang Zhan become so innocent?Have I lost my attraction to him?How could he not do this to me?This unscientific!

(Comrade Bian, do you want him to treat you this way or not, embarrassing.)

But Tang Zhan seemed to see through his heart: "Are you sorry that I didn't treat you well?"

Bianjing's heart: No!Did I miss something?It shouldn't be!

Tang Zhan kissed his forehead tenderly, even the innocent ones made Bian Jing not hypocritical.

Tang Zhan said: "Sleep, I will take you out to play tomorrow."

Then within a few minutes Tang Zhan really fell asleep.

Bian Jing stared at Tang Zhan's tired face, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't taken off his coat and pajamas yet!Let me know in advance if you want to sleep with me!

Huh?Why does it sound weird?

Bian Jing thought that he would not be able to fall asleep, so he was ready to count sheep.But maybe I was really sleepy, maybe there was something warm around me that made it easier to fall asleep, in short, I just woke up until dawn.

The side scene of a good night's sleep The first thing I do when I open my eyes is to stretch my waist. After stretching halfway, I suddenly find that the ceiling is wrong, so I quickly retract it, and within 3 seconds it becomes dull again.

Only then did he dare to peek at the bedside, and he was relieved to find that Tang Zhan was still sleeping.

When I was about to get out of bed, I realized that my hair seemed to be pressed under the quilt.Bian Jing moved his hair, and the touch from the other side of the hair seemed to envelop something.

Wouldn't it be what he thought?

Bian Jing lifted the quilt, took a deep breath, and saw that his hair was tightly wrapped around Tang Zhan's waist, and a strand of hair had slipped into his trousers!

He really didn't want to guess what that lock of hair was tangled up in!

Did he really dare to do such an outrageous thing?Sure enough, I was also polluted by this world!beep beep...

Before Bian Jing could figure out how to retract his hair without waking Tang Zhan, Tang Zhan woke up.

The side scene closes the expression in seconds.

Tang Zhan looked at the side view sitting next to him, then looked at the hair on his body, and his eyes fell on that naughty lock of hair.

The side scene is full of grass and mud, but he can't take it back in a guilty conscience, it was exposed that time!

Tang Zhan didn't say anything and pulled down his pajama pants.

Everyone knows about morning erections, so Tang Zhan really can't be blamed for Xiaoxiaotang's head held high, especially with a lock of hair that everyone knows where it came from.

The side scene seems to find a crack in the ground to sneak in, and kill Xiao Xiaotang by the way. Tmd has to pretend to be dull on the surface, no one can beat me!

Tang Zhan threatened him with an innocent expression: "Go ahead! Otherwise..."

or what?Say it!

Tang Zhan said: "...Wipe it on your tree trunk!"

=Dish=! ! !

I actually forgot about this.Soup fights you bear!Labor and management will write it down in your little black book again!You wait!

Bian Jing succumbed to Tang Zhan's lust, and refused to do anything, so he simply used his hair.This novel experience made Xiao Xiaotang's face full of happiness.

The side scene of relief didn't care to be exposed, and rushed to the bathroom to wash his hair.

Tang Zhan looked at his back as he fled in a hurry, and laughed wildly.