Whose fault is it to dress up as a plant pet!

After being molested for a while, I have to accompany the dungeon again.After playing in the middle of the night, the side scene is full of energy.After downloading the game, wake up Devil Vine and take him to see Bian Tang.

Bian Tang was still standing on the edge of the rift with his eyes closed, and the surrounding area had already been surrounded by an alloy fence. The reason why he didn't use a protective cover was so that Bian Tang could fully feel the sun, rain and dew, and the essence of the sun and the moon.

Speaking of which, Bian Jing has never carefully explored where his ability to enlighten vegetative people comes from, or that feeling, it will happen naturally.I don't know whether this so-called enlightenment is to open up the two veins of Ren and Du, or to develop the vegetative brain.Because it is too unscientific and Bian Jing lacks knowledge, Bian Jing has never thought deeply.

But now Bian Tang, a kid who runs wild all day long, has become enlightened by himself without Bian Jing's help, which makes Bian Jing wonder if his energy is related to the sting energy in the soil?

Speaking of which, one-third of his genes are devil vines, so will this energy be passed on with the genes?

The side scene seemed to be a thief, looked around to see if there was no one, so he took off his clothes and trousers, even the inner part of the flower pot.

The devil vine on the side stretched out its salty pig's hand, trying to recollect the beauty of their past, but silently retracted under the cold gaze of the side scene.

Bian Jing walked around the edge of the rift with bare feet, finally chose a piece of soft soil, and said to the devil vine, "Remember to bury my roots in it later."

The devil vine shook the vine, indicating that there was no problem.

The side scene plopped and turned into a plant.

After Bian Jing escaped from Tang Zhanna, he has never changed into a plant again. It has been a year now, Bian Jing's strength has increased, and now his appearance has changed very little. He is still about [-] or [-] years old, but his height has increased by a few centimeters , he himself is a little curious about his plant form.

Bian Jing asked Devil Vine to bring him a mirror, but Devil Vine froze for a while before executing it.

It took Devil Vine more than ten minutes to bring him a mirror.

The plants in the mirror are a bit strange. The whole tree is more than one meter high, with only one straight trunk and no branches.The trunk showed a transparent fiery red, as if it was not a tree, but a burning fire locked in the crystal, and even the roots were the color of fire.What grew out of the top of the trunk were not branches, but hundreds of soft vines, off-white like the devil vine, slightly thinner, with mysterious fire-colored patterns all over the off-white background, caged behind the head like hair.

Bian Jing was shocked by his own form: [This... has changed too much... It's amazing! ] I still remember that he used to be just a bare tree trunk less than one meter, but now the change is so huge.

[It's pretty, but it doesn't look like a human being. ]

The devil vine said: [You are not human! ]

Bian Jing rolled his eyes in his heart, admired his heroic appearance for a while, and then asked in confusion: [Where do you say our noses and eyes are?The nose can also be replaced by vines, so where are the eyes? ]

Devil Vine: [Who knows!Come let me bury you. ]

The devil vine dug a big hole and buried the roots of the side scene.

After a while, Bian Jing said: [Why don't you feel anything? ]

Devil vine thought for a while: [Shall I pour you some nutrient solution? ]

Bian Jing said: [Okay... no no, no need, I have a feeling! ]

Devil Vine: [How does it feel? ]

[Swoosh...it's like a massage, so comfortable...]

[Has that power increased? ]

[...I don't know... I'm sleepy, call me tomorrow...]

[Hello!etc!etc! ]

No matter how the devil vine is called, it can't wake up the side scene.

The devil vine quickly woke up Bian Tang who was not far away, and made words out of vines in front of him, and swayed in mid-air.

Bian Tang looked at it for a while, then said calmly, "I can't read."

The vine word fell down with a clatter.

The devil vine had no choice but to make gestures, trying to use the tacit understanding to understand its meaning.Although the gesture was like dancing a great god, but Bian Tang understood it.

"You want me to wake him up?"

The devil vine quickly clicked on the vine.

"Okay." Bian Tang turned his face away, and shouted at Bian Jing: "Everyone, come and see Bian Jing naked | run away!"

Devil Vine: ...

The weird animal over there: ....

Bian Tang spread his hands: "He won't wake up, go find Xiaolan and the others."

Several vegetative people came over, but the side scene couldn't wake up no matter how they called.After a series of instrumental checks, it was shown that the vital signs of the side scene were as usual.The stinging energy in the soil was slowly absorbed, coupled with the previous example of Bian Tang, several people felt a little relieved.

Bian Jing bought them, not only as their nominal masters, but also as their enlighteners and their patrons.Although they can usually get along with each other, every vegetative person is very grateful to him and relies on him, even though they know that the side scene is the same as them, the same vegetative person.

Although the side scene is fine, but when they lose the guidance of the side scene, everyone is in a mess. They panic that they will be discovered by humans, and they will go back to the miserable days of the past.If there is no side scene in the panic, will they turn back into a numb vegetative state again.

Fortunately, there are devil vines to take care of and comfort them.And at this time Xiaolan stepped forward, he has shown his leadership ability since he had a relationship, and this time happened to be an excellent opportunity for him to exercise.

But leadership is more than just being gifted.

Xiaolan turned on Bianjing's computer, trying to find useful information.Then he found a document. After opening it, he was amazed. After the amazement, he asked his friends to discuss it together.

Then they all raised their hands to vote. In the end, Ji Liang, who had the least sense of existence, had bright eyes and said slowly: "Since it is the wish of the side scene, do you need to say it? It's done!"

This document has a soul-stirring name - "Five Steps for Plants to Conquer the World"!

In fact, this is just a vent product of being too bored and wanting to report to the agency but not being able to report to the agency. The crude and simple five-step process is listed:

The first step: establish a base, purchase arms, and collect information.

Step [-]: Occupy surrounding cities.

The third step: attack the imperial capital.

Step Four: Dominate the world.

Step [-]: Let Tang Zhan, that tortured little goblin, tremble under Laozi's feet!

Although the plant people don't know who "the little fairy Tang Zhan" is, it doesn't hinder their determination to realize this plan at all.

Bian Jing thought that among them only Weiwei and Bian Tang had crooked growths, but in fact, all the vegetative people had crooked growths.After all, they have been abused and treated unfairly by humans, and no one solved it in time when they were growing up, so the hatred for humans was deeply rooted in their bones.

This plan, which was almost a child's play, was just right for them, and it was an outlet for them to express their hatred.

Whether it is building a base or purchasing arms, what is needed most is money.

They cannot work in human society now, and the only thing that makes money is the skin and flesh business of osmanthus mushrooms and young plants.Although this is a no-cost business, allowing them to make a lot of money every day, it is not enough.

In order to make money, Xiaolan and the others racked their brains.They actually found another way to make money——the juice of the devil vine, or body fluids.

The devil vine is a product of radiation mutation, and it is a wonderful existence in itself.In order to make the prey show the best expression, the body fluid secreted by the devil vine is the top aphrodisiac.It is different from the kind of drugs made by humans that are good to use, but unfortunately have side effects.The body fluid of Devil Vine can be said to be healthy, environmentally friendly and purely natural, without any side effects. Even if it is not relieved after using it, it will not cause any serious problems after the effect passes, and it can even protect the human body to a certain extent.If there are any side effects, it is that people who use it become more and more sensitive and charming, and want to make people fall down~~~

Xiaolan and the others are just trying.

Since the surrounding scene turned into sleeping trees, the task of delivering osmanthus mushrooms to Zhan Ge and Qin Fu every few days fell on them.They were more cautious, and simply let Xiaozhu go to the deal with Qin Fu.The young plants move slowly, but they have a lot of strength. It is easy to lift a few baskets, and it also saves the trouble of shifting the young plants.

Delivering goods to Warsong is relatively simple, just put on makeup.They wisely didn't mention the devil vine body fluid to Qin Fu, but put a bottle of body fluid in the osmanthus mushroom for Zhan Ge

The color of this bottle of liquid is pale yellow with a little green, no name, no label, only a note that says "it will bring you top enjoyment".

After War Song received it, it was sent directly to a friend for testing.

The next day his friend said with a rippling face: "It's unbelievable, this is really great, it doesn't have any side effects at all, it's simply a holy medicine! Is there any more?"

Under his friend's excited explanation, Zhange finally understood what it was.

Zhan Ge snorted coldly in his heart, always saying that I have no morals, Xiao Bianjing, you are even less moral!

The sense of smell of the Warsong merchant made him realize within a few minutes that this thing was behind the profit.

Zhange felt that he should talk to Bian Jing.However, since the side scene hadn't played the game for several days in a row, Zhan Ge couldn't help but think wildly.After fidgeting and waiting until the tenth day, Zhan Ge finally couldn't help but took out the communicator and sent a message directly.

Of course it wasn't Bian Jing who answered the message, but Weiwei with the hottest temper.

"Is it the side view? I am War Song."

"...Oh oh oh, battle song. I know, have you taken the medicine, are you happy... No! Say, what is your intention, you actually got the communication signal of the side scene! Believe it or not, the labor-management copy guy will kill you in minutes! Hey I haven't finished yet, don't grab..."

Xiaolan snatched the communicator back from Weiwei, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry Mr. Zhan, he has a bad temper. However, I also want to ask Mr. Zhan why he has the communication number of the side scene."

Modern communication numbers are not like those of the Celestial Dynasty. They can be obtained casually. The communication numbers are all bound to their identities, and they can freely control the scope of their communication numbers. Some people even set up encryption.

Zhan Ge was in a bad mood, and it was even worse to be robbed by such a threat. He snorted coldly: "Don't you know that I have power and money? Plant pets!"

Xiaolan couldn't hide her shock.Bian Jing may say in the game that he bought a few pots of pet plants, but he will never say that these pet plants have become enlightened and turned into vegetative people.So how can War Song connect the dull plant pets with them!After all, ordinary people are astonished when they hear that plant pets can answer the phone, as if a dog is shopping online.

Xiaolan tried her best to calm down: "Mr. Zhan, you are joking. We are not animal pets, we are companions of the scene."

Zhange sneered: "Your name is Xiaolan."

These four words made Xiaolan feel as if struck by lightning, the communicator fell to the ground and hung up automatically.