Whose fault is it to dress up as a plant pet!
Chapter 35 Grow up
Several vegetative people could see the thick panic in each other's eyes.
Not long after, the message sounded again, this time the voice of the battle song was very quiet: "What happened to the side view? Don't hide it from me, I know him better than you. I was just worried about him just now, and I was not in a good mood, so don't take offense. "
Several vegetative people looked at each other, and Xiaolan said hesitantly, "He...just..."
"I know he's also a plant...human. I'm his friend, tell me what's going on with him, maybe I can help him."
Several people were even more shocked.Bian Jing has been carefully hiding his identity since he came to the osmanthus forest. The only one who knows that Bian Jing is a plant pet is Bian Jing who came to the osmanthus forest.What happened to the side scene in front of the osmanthus forest, but never told them.
Several people were skeptical, but finally decided to tell him.
Xiao Lan said cautiously: "Bian Jing is farming now."
"Farming? Is that what I understand? With the huge profits of osmanthus mushrooms, do you need to farm to cover your expenses?"
The several vegetative people looked at each other, and they showed twinkling eyes at the same time.
Xiaolan said in a heavy tone: "Yes. You also know that raising a vegetable is very expensive. Bian Jing earns money to support us. And he wants to raise more vegetatives, so we are very poor. Trying to increase the production of osmanthus mushrooms. But the devil vine is not a good match."
War Song over there choked, and he suddenly thought of a question he had been ignoring.What a terrifying creature devil vines are even written in textbooks.How did that weak and beautiful plant pet get the cherished osmanthus mushroom from the hands of the devil vine!Just relying on the genes of the devil vine?What if the devil vine is hungry and hungry!That guess was so terrible that War Song usually subconsciously ignored it.
Zhange took a deep breath and said, "Isn't Bianjing able to collect osmanthus mushrooms... a great sacrifice?"
Great sacrifice?Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, it seems that the devil vine sacrificed even more!Although to a certain extent, Devil Vine and Bian Jing are mutually beneficial, but the care of Devil Vine for them is not adulterated at all.
"Uh... it should be regarded as taking what they need!"
Zhange almost smashed the communicator, how could he, how could he!Fleeing from me, I fell into the arms of the devil vine in a blink of an eye.If you leave me, you still sell your flesh | body.I should really catch you back now, break your wings, and keep you in a cage and never let it out.
Zhan Ge said speculatively: "How long can he last in the hands of the devil vine? Maybe he has been crying and begging to be ravaged! The money he bought with his body, can you use it with peace of mind!"
Weiwei was the first to yell: "Damn, who the hell are you! If you dare to say that, labor and management will kill you in minutes!"
Since Xiaolan was playing the speaker, these words clearly penetrated Zhan Ge's ears.
Zhan Ge only let out a cold snort, but decided in his heart that he couldn't wait any longer, and someone would take his pet back in a while.
Xiaolan stopped Weiwei, and her tone was not very good: "You are not qualified to talk about Bian Jing, and you are just a business partner he met in the game. What kind of person Bian Jing has done, I don't need you Make an evaluation. And the devil vine is not interested in playing with vegetative people. The reason why we didn't kill us is because we are friends. I can tell you that Bianjing and devil vine are innocent, and only you are so dirty Only people will speculate with dirty thoughts!"
After finishing speaking, Xiaolan cut off the news, completely disregarding how dark the battle song experience over there was, remorse, ecstasy, embarrassment and embarrassment blushed.
A few minutes later, Zhange called again, with a gentle and polite voice, slightly apologetic and embarrassing: "I'm sorry, it's my fault. I shouldn't make wild guesses, I just care about it, and I'm a little excited... Let's discuss it , the safety and benefits of the new medicine. In order to make up for my wrong words, I am willing to sell a percentage point this time."
"We can forgive, but Bian Jing doesn't know if he can forgive you, and you even checked his communication number privately..."
"The profit of osmanthus mushroom is reduced by another percentage point."
"Actually, Bianjing is in seclusion. I don't know yet, but if he knows..."
"Then make another one."
"No, we want to buy something else. I don't know if you have any channels."
"what?"
"For example, some construction materials, we are going to build a house."
After the body fluid of the devil vine is diluted and processed, it is named "no side effects".Yes, the name of this kind of strange thing that you don't even know what it is is the latest top-notch booster.The effect is not as strong as before, but it is safe, natural and non-irritating, which can make people excited and sensitive while maintaining reason.Moreover, the effect of external application and internal administration is excellent, and it is suitable for both attack and pain.
Already on the market, it was sold out.
The empire does not prohibit this aspect of the market, but there are very strict regulations.Only available in pharmacies.Because many people will use it on plant pets, a small amount of medicine can promote population development.Excessive will cause the death of plant pets.There are strict regulations on how many boosters each person can buy at one time, and how long the time interval between purchases is.
But the pleasure-boosting drugs that can pass through the Imperial Drug Administration are all mildly effective, which is really not enough for young people who are looking for excitement today.
In the empty window period when new drugs have not been developed and old drugs are outdated, "no side effects" was born.There is no need for a lot of publicity, just for this strong name that can survive the drug control department, people who buy it are flocking to it.Because "no side effects" is a diluted natural liquid with no side effects, the drug management department has appropriately released a little purchase dosage.Those who tried it praised it greatly.
Make the term "no side effects" the top search term of the year.
This made all the cards in the side scene upgraded to high VIP users, and the long series of zeros made everyone dizzy.
But too much money can't afford to spend, and people in plants can make money and spend more.They keep in mind the "Five Steps for Plants to Dominate the World" and are unwilling to slack off for a moment.
Bian Jing had a beautiful sleep, no dreams, no nightmares, deep sleep is just a dream.
When I woke up, the sky was bright, the side scene shook the tree trunk, stretched a long lazy waist, and the vines on the tree trunk stretched straight, like hands stretching out.Stretching is comfortable, and then it is all lazily smoothed behind the head.
The devil vines noticed the movement, and the vines swished and intertwined to form a big face, with large disproportionate eyes, jagged teeth, and gray-white skin, it looked like a ghost at first glance.
[Wipe, wipe, wipe!What are you doing!Let me tell you that I am not afraid of ghosts! ]
Vine's big face twisted into twists: [You still have the nerve to say, do you know how long you slept? ]
[How long can it last, one night!You see it's just dawn. ]
[one night!That's a lot of nights!Haven't you noticed any changes around you? ]
[I was frightened by you just after waking up, and I haven't had time to watch it, what can I do...] The side scene is talking and watching, and the sound is muted while talking.
What the hell is going on with this pile of mushrooms!
Because it is close to the edge of the rift valley, the surrounding trees are relatively sparse. Originally, there were only low shrubs and small grasses and wild flowers on the ground, but now it is centered on the edge scene and radiates to the surroundings. From dense to sparse, it is covered with large and small laurel trees. tree mushroom.The smallest osmanthus mushroom has just emerged, and the largest diameter is one meter wide. You must know that the largest osmanthus mushroom in the osmanthus forest is no more than the size of a fist.
[Madan, what's going on!Labor and management don't have the osmanthus gene, long fart mushrooms!It's so unscientific! ]
When the edge scene was excited, he turned into a human with a plop, and walked the bird.
The devil vine stretched out a vine to poke the small side view.
"Get out!" Bian Jing yelled in embarrassment while protecting the little bird.
Huh?Why do I feel that I have grown up more than before, Bian Jing looked down, he has indeed grown up, and has almost reached Bian Jing's previous level... Oh oh oh oh oh yeah, my thick and long hair is not a dream!In the side scene, the hips are raised and the bird is swaying, and the mouth almost reaches the back of the head. Its image is almost unbearable to look at.
In his excitement, Bian Jing didn't even notice that Xiao Lan and the others came over and stared at him dumbfounded. Qi Yu, who was usually the most calm and gentle, turned on the video recording function of the watch communicator while being shocked.
Only Bian Tang, who came over at the end, took the basket and said to Bian Jing whose brain was still in outer space with a wooden face, "Excuse me, you are blocking me from picking mushrooms."
The word mushroom, which is endowed with profound meaning, makes the side scene immersed in obscene fantasies blurt out a dirty joke: "Here are the mushrooms, pick them with your mouth!"
After talking about the side scene, he became sober, and quickly realized that he had caused trouble.
Bian Tang looked at him expressionlessly: "Are you serious?"
Side view: "How is it possible, I'll drive—"
"Master Scene~~~Yuanmi is willing to pick with her mouth~~~~" Yuanmi is the petite one among them, she likes to wear bright clothes, at this time she flies over like a flower butterfly, rushing into the side scene Lihua said with rain in his arms, "You've been sleeping for half a year, people miss you so much!" As he moved his hands up and down, even the slippery buttocks of the side scene were touched several times.
Bian Tang glanced at Yuan Mi who was flushed with embarrassment and covered with dog skin plaster, and said, "It seems to be a joke."
He bent down calmly and picked a big mushroom and put it in the basket.
At this time, several other people also gathered around, Heizhu and Weiwei went to save the scene, and the rest watched with great interest.Black Pearl and Weiwei are not so much saving, but adding chaos and taking advantage of it.
Bian Jing didn't know without looking in the mirror, he only thought he had grown taller, but in fact he had really changed a lot.
In the past six months, his plant form has grown from more than one meter high to more than three meters high, but because he didn't see any reference objects when he was in tree shape, and he didn't pay attention to the angle of view, he ignored it by himself.But other people grew up watching the side scene day by day, and even made a record of the whole process.
The change in human form is even greater.It turns out that most of the side scenes are teenagers of fifteen or sixteen years old, but now they have grown up.This growth is just like human growth, with all-round changes in height, weight, skeletal muscles, and facial contours.The current side scene is nearly two meters tall, with a well-proportioned body, beautiful lines, and four-pack abs.
The facial features were opened, making him even more handsome and upright, with a sharper edge between his brows.It's a pity that no matter how handsome and handsome he is, in this world where there are so many handsome men everywhere, in terms of appearance, he is still an ordinary person, at best not ugly.
So when Xiaolan and the others came over, they saw a strange naked man walking a bird, with wretched movements and a wretched smile. I really couldn't connect with the boy who occasionally went crazy but was still reliable most of the time.
But the side view is back.This is really the best thing that happened in half a year.
Xiao Lan asked Bian Tang puzzledly: "Aren't you surprised? The side scene has changed so much, and just now it was so obscene...cough."
Bian Tang said indifferently: "Is there anything in this world that I need to be surprised by? Stupid mortals!"
==I really want to know how Bian Tang was misled.
Bian Jing was finally irritated after being eaten a lot of tofu by his hands. He exerted a little force on his hand, intending to push them away. He always knew how fragile these vegetative people were, so he never dared to use much force.It was the same this time, he felt that Yuanmi Black Pearl Weiwei was thrown into the air by the collective pia without even exerting any strength, but fortunately, the devil vine had quick eyes and quick hands, and easily caught it.
Bian Jing looked at his hands, and then looked at the expressions on other people's faces: "Am I getting stronger again?"
Bianjing found the nearest osmanthus tree, bent down and hugged the root of the tree, imitating Lu Zhishen pulling up the weeping willow, hard, hard, hard!His face was flushed red.
"Get up!" Bian Jing spoke.
The soil at the root of the tree turned up, exposing the thick roots. Several people watching only saw that the nearly 30-meter-high osmanthus tree slowly rose a little, and then fell down suddenly.
Xiaolan: Shocked!
Moria: Shock 1!
Yuanmi: Shock 2!
……
Kira: Shocked 10086!
Bian Tang is expressionless and cold: rare is more strange!
Nima, my goldfinger is so fucking cute, I just got stronger after a night of sleep!The side scene was so excited that he was so excited that he twisted his waist and swayed his hips, and the little bird followed suit and shook his head and tail.
The few people who were shocked immediately became like this =_=|||.
A piece of clothing was thrown over, covering the head and face.
Bian Tang's indifferent voice sounded: "Streaking around is a disease that can be cured."
Bian Jing hurriedly put on his clothes and blushed.
Others laughed.
Not long after, the message sounded again, this time the voice of the battle song was very quiet: "What happened to the side view? Don't hide it from me, I know him better than you. I was just worried about him just now, and I was not in a good mood, so don't take offense. "
Several vegetative people looked at each other, and Xiaolan said hesitantly, "He...just..."
"I know he's also a plant...human. I'm his friend, tell me what's going on with him, maybe I can help him."
Several people were even more shocked.Bian Jing has been carefully hiding his identity since he came to the osmanthus forest. The only one who knows that Bian Jing is a plant pet is Bian Jing who came to the osmanthus forest.What happened to the side scene in front of the osmanthus forest, but never told them.
Several people were skeptical, but finally decided to tell him.
Xiao Lan said cautiously: "Bian Jing is farming now."
"Farming? Is that what I understand? With the huge profits of osmanthus mushrooms, do you need to farm to cover your expenses?"
The several vegetative people looked at each other, and they showed twinkling eyes at the same time.
Xiaolan said in a heavy tone: "Yes. You also know that raising a vegetable is very expensive. Bian Jing earns money to support us. And he wants to raise more vegetatives, so we are very poor. Trying to increase the production of osmanthus mushrooms. But the devil vine is not a good match."
War Song over there choked, and he suddenly thought of a question he had been ignoring.What a terrifying creature devil vines are even written in textbooks.How did that weak and beautiful plant pet get the cherished osmanthus mushroom from the hands of the devil vine!Just relying on the genes of the devil vine?What if the devil vine is hungry and hungry!That guess was so terrible that War Song usually subconsciously ignored it.
Zhange took a deep breath and said, "Isn't Bianjing able to collect osmanthus mushrooms... a great sacrifice?"
Great sacrifice?Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, it seems that the devil vine sacrificed even more!Although to a certain extent, Devil Vine and Bian Jing are mutually beneficial, but the care of Devil Vine for them is not adulterated at all.
"Uh... it should be regarded as taking what they need!"
Zhange almost smashed the communicator, how could he, how could he!Fleeing from me, I fell into the arms of the devil vine in a blink of an eye.If you leave me, you still sell your flesh | body.I should really catch you back now, break your wings, and keep you in a cage and never let it out.
Zhan Ge said speculatively: "How long can he last in the hands of the devil vine? Maybe he has been crying and begging to be ravaged! The money he bought with his body, can you use it with peace of mind!"
Weiwei was the first to yell: "Damn, who the hell are you! If you dare to say that, labor and management will kill you in minutes!"
Since Xiaolan was playing the speaker, these words clearly penetrated Zhan Ge's ears.
Zhan Ge only let out a cold snort, but decided in his heart that he couldn't wait any longer, and someone would take his pet back in a while.
Xiaolan stopped Weiwei, and her tone was not very good: "You are not qualified to talk about Bian Jing, and you are just a business partner he met in the game. What kind of person Bian Jing has done, I don't need you Make an evaluation. And the devil vine is not interested in playing with vegetative people. The reason why we didn't kill us is because we are friends. I can tell you that Bianjing and devil vine are innocent, and only you are so dirty Only people will speculate with dirty thoughts!"
After finishing speaking, Xiaolan cut off the news, completely disregarding how dark the battle song experience over there was, remorse, ecstasy, embarrassment and embarrassment blushed.
A few minutes later, Zhange called again, with a gentle and polite voice, slightly apologetic and embarrassing: "I'm sorry, it's my fault. I shouldn't make wild guesses, I just care about it, and I'm a little excited... Let's discuss it , the safety and benefits of the new medicine. In order to make up for my wrong words, I am willing to sell a percentage point this time."
"We can forgive, but Bian Jing doesn't know if he can forgive you, and you even checked his communication number privately..."
"The profit of osmanthus mushroom is reduced by another percentage point."
"Actually, Bianjing is in seclusion. I don't know yet, but if he knows..."
"Then make another one."
"No, we want to buy something else. I don't know if you have any channels."
"what?"
"For example, some construction materials, we are going to build a house."
After the body fluid of the devil vine is diluted and processed, it is named "no side effects".Yes, the name of this kind of strange thing that you don't even know what it is is the latest top-notch booster.The effect is not as strong as before, but it is safe, natural and non-irritating, which can make people excited and sensitive while maintaining reason.Moreover, the effect of external application and internal administration is excellent, and it is suitable for both attack and pain.
Already on the market, it was sold out.
The empire does not prohibit this aspect of the market, but there are very strict regulations.Only available in pharmacies.Because many people will use it on plant pets, a small amount of medicine can promote population development.Excessive will cause the death of plant pets.There are strict regulations on how many boosters each person can buy at one time, and how long the time interval between purchases is.
But the pleasure-boosting drugs that can pass through the Imperial Drug Administration are all mildly effective, which is really not enough for young people who are looking for excitement today.
In the empty window period when new drugs have not been developed and old drugs are outdated, "no side effects" was born.There is no need for a lot of publicity, just for this strong name that can survive the drug control department, people who buy it are flocking to it.Because "no side effects" is a diluted natural liquid with no side effects, the drug management department has appropriately released a little purchase dosage.Those who tried it praised it greatly.
Make the term "no side effects" the top search term of the year.
This made all the cards in the side scene upgraded to high VIP users, and the long series of zeros made everyone dizzy.
But too much money can't afford to spend, and people in plants can make money and spend more.They keep in mind the "Five Steps for Plants to Dominate the World" and are unwilling to slack off for a moment.
Bian Jing had a beautiful sleep, no dreams, no nightmares, deep sleep is just a dream.
When I woke up, the sky was bright, the side scene shook the tree trunk, stretched a long lazy waist, and the vines on the tree trunk stretched straight, like hands stretching out.Stretching is comfortable, and then it is all lazily smoothed behind the head.
The devil vines noticed the movement, and the vines swished and intertwined to form a big face, with large disproportionate eyes, jagged teeth, and gray-white skin, it looked like a ghost at first glance.
[Wipe, wipe, wipe!What are you doing!Let me tell you that I am not afraid of ghosts! ]
Vine's big face twisted into twists: [You still have the nerve to say, do you know how long you slept? ]
[How long can it last, one night!You see it's just dawn. ]
[one night!That's a lot of nights!Haven't you noticed any changes around you? ]
[I was frightened by you just after waking up, and I haven't had time to watch it, what can I do...] The side scene is talking and watching, and the sound is muted while talking.
What the hell is going on with this pile of mushrooms!
Because it is close to the edge of the rift valley, the surrounding trees are relatively sparse. Originally, there were only low shrubs and small grasses and wild flowers on the ground, but now it is centered on the edge scene and radiates to the surroundings. From dense to sparse, it is covered with large and small laurel trees. tree mushroom.The smallest osmanthus mushroom has just emerged, and the largest diameter is one meter wide. You must know that the largest osmanthus mushroom in the osmanthus forest is no more than the size of a fist.
[Madan, what's going on!Labor and management don't have the osmanthus gene, long fart mushrooms!It's so unscientific! ]
When the edge scene was excited, he turned into a human with a plop, and walked the bird.
The devil vine stretched out a vine to poke the small side view.
"Get out!" Bian Jing yelled in embarrassment while protecting the little bird.
Huh?Why do I feel that I have grown up more than before, Bian Jing looked down, he has indeed grown up, and has almost reached Bian Jing's previous level... Oh oh oh oh oh yeah, my thick and long hair is not a dream!In the side scene, the hips are raised and the bird is swaying, and the mouth almost reaches the back of the head. Its image is almost unbearable to look at.
In his excitement, Bian Jing didn't even notice that Xiao Lan and the others came over and stared at him dumbfounded. Qi Yu, who was usually the most calm and gentle, turned on the video recording function of the watch communicator while being shocked.
Only Bian Tang, who came over at the end, took the basket and said to Bian Jing whose brain was still in outer space with a wooden face, "Excuse me, you are blocking me from picking mushrooms."
The word mushroom, which is endowed with profound meaning, makes the side scene immersed in obscene fantasies blurt out a dirty joke: "Here are the mushrooms, pick them with your mouth!"
After talking about the side scene, he became sober, and quickly realized that he had caused trouble.
Bian Tang looked at him expressionlessly: "Are you serious?"
Side view: "How is it possible, I'll drive—"
"Master Scene~~~Yuanmi is willing to pick with her mouth~~~~" Yuanmi is the petite one among them, she likes to wear bright clothes, at this time she flies over like a flower butterfly, rushing into the side scene Lihua said with rain in his arms, "You've been sleeping for half a year, people miss you so much!" As he moved his hands up and down, even the slippery buttocks of the side scene were touched several times.
Bian Tang glanced at Yuan Mi who was flushed with embarrassment and covered with dog skin plaster, and said, "It seems to be a joke."
He bent down calmly and picked a big mushroom and put it in the basket.
At this time, several other people also gathered around, Heizhu and Weiwei went to save the scene, and the rest watched with great interest.Black Pearl and Weiwei are not so much saving, but adding chaos and taking advantage of it.
Bian Jing didn't know without looking in the mirror, he only thought he had grown taller, but in fact he had really changed a lot.
In the past six months, his plant form has grown from more than one meter high to more than three meters high, but because he didn't see any reference objects when he was in tree shape, and he didn't pay attention to the angle of view, he ignored it by himself.But other people grew up watching the side scene day by day, and even made a record of the whole process.
The change in human form is even greater.It turns out that most of the side scenes are teenagers of fifteen or sixteen years old, but now they have grown up.This growth is just like human growth, with all-round changes in height, weight, skeletal muscles, and facial contours.The current side scene is nearly two meters tall, with a well-proportioned body, beautiful lines, and four-pack abs.
The facial features were opened, making him even more handsome and upright, with a sharper edge between his brows.It's a pity that no matter how handsome and handsome he is, in this world where there are so many handsome men everywhere, in terms of appearance, he is still an ordinary person, at best not ugly.
So when Xiaolan and the others came over, they saw a strange naked man walking a bird, with wretched movements and a wretched smile. I really couldn't connect with the boy who occasionally went crazy but was still reliable most of the time.
But the side view is back.This is really the best thing that happened in half a year.
Xiao Lan asked Bian Tang puzzledly: "Aren't you surprised? The side scene has changed so much, and just now it was so obscene...cough."
Bian Tang said indifferently: "Is there anything in this world that I need to be surprised by? Stupid mortals!"
==I really want to know how Bian Tang was misled.
Bian Jing was finally irritated after being eaten a lot of tofu by his hands. He exerted a little force on his hand, intending to push them away. He always knew how fragile these vegetative people were, so he never dared to use much force.It was the same this time, he felt that Yuanmi Black Pearl Weiwei was thrown into the air by the collective pia without even exerting any strength, but fortunately, the devil vine had quick eyes and quick hands, and easily caught it.
Bian Jing looked at his hands, and then looked at the expressions on other people's faces: "Am I getting stronger again?"
Bianjing found the nearest osmanthus tree, bent down and hugged the root of the tree, imitating Lu Zhishen pulling up the weeping willow, hard, hard, hard!His face was flushed red.
"Get up!" Bian Jing spoke.
The soil at the root of the tree turned up, exposing the thick roots. Several people watching only saw that the nearly 30-meter-high osmanthus tree slowly rose a little, and then fell down suddenly.
Xiaolan: Shocked!
Moria: Shock 1!
Yuanmi: Shock 2!
……
Kira: Shocked 10086!
Bian Tang is expressionless and cold: rare is more strange!
Nima, my goldfinger is so fucking cute, I just got stronger after a night of sleep!The side scene was so excited that he was so excited that he twisted his waist and swayed his hips, and the little bird followed suit and shook his head and tail.
The few people who were shocked immediately became like this =_=|||.
A piece of clothing was thrown over, covering the head and face.
Bian Tang's indifferent voice sounded: "Streaking around is a disease that can be cured."
Bian Jing hurriedly put on his clothes and blushed.
Others laughed.
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