Whose fault is it to dress up as a plant pet!

Tang Zhan, who has never been lacking in material things since he was a child, actually walked into the kitchen.

The old butler's tactful persuasion didn't work, so he could only stand at the kitchen door in fear.The chef in the kitchen didn't dare to show his pride, even if Tang Zhan threw the eggshell of the crowing bird's egg into the pan for frying, he could only pass one more.

Mr. Tang Zhan really doesn't know how to cook. Within 10 minutes after entering, he chopped a cutting board with too much force, broke five bowls, bent a spoon, and scrapped a box of bird eggs.Not to mention the pot, which was covered with layers of black unknown objects.

In fact, there are definitely a lot of cooking machines, but as a master, how can the food be measured and uninspired, so the soup family really doesn't have a cooking machine.

Fortunately, the horsepower of the range hood is strong enough, otherwise the whole kitchen would be full of black smoke.

Bian Jing was also watching from the outside, while happily watching Tang Zhan's distressed appearance, he lamented how cheap a man is!

In the end, the master, who almost burned his hair, gave up the dangerous sport of making fried rice with eggs.

Covered in oily smoke, he leaned over to the side scene, "Oh, the kitchen is terrible. Let's not worry about cooking as a big family. Look how pitiful I am."

Tang Zhan said he was pitiful, but his expression didn't look pitiful at all. He grabbed the side view's long hair and wrapped it around his arm: "Your hair is so beautiful."

Bian Jing was sitting on the sofa in the living room, with a cold face and a straight back. The soft and comfortable sofa made him feel a bit like a conference room.

Tang Zhan sighed there again, looking at my pets, they stand in a standing posture, sit in a sitting posture, and the etiquette class is not in vain!

Tang Zhan sniffed the fragrance in his hair, closed his eyes and said, "Honey, where do we sleep at night? For the first time, do you prefer to be on the bed or in the conservatory. The study or the open air are also good."

Bian Jing turned to look at him, and said sarcastically, "Do you want me to tie you up with vines?"

At this moment, Tang Zhan suddenly felt that his pet was so noble and glamorous that people wanted to throw him down!

A small tent was immediately set up below. Because I was at home, my clothes were more casual, and the small tent was especially obvious.

Tang Zhan also shamelessly rubbed his hand wrapped around Bian Jing's hair twice.

There's no limit to what's going on!You see, the old butler over there is covering his face and can't stand it anymore!

Seeing the disgusted expression on the side scene, Tang Zhan felt more and more happy. He really wanted to know how many expressions his pet could have.Therefore, there is no lower limit, and he said pitifully, "Baby, let me touch it! It's so uncomfortable."

Bian Jing said viciously, "I'll cut it off, believe it or not!"

"Believe it, believe it, touch it quickly! The master's baby is so big, I guarantee that you will like it at the first sight!"

Side scene: =dish=...I really want to dip this unscrupulous thing into a pigsty!

At this time, a delicate and beautiful young man came over. He was wearing a black gauze dress on his upper body, and his fair skin could be vaguely seen inside, while his lower body was only wearing a small underwear with tassels.

The boy walked over and snuggled up to Tang Zhan obediently.

Bian Jing tilted his head, his black pupils slowly turned from the boy to Tang Zhan, that angle seemed a little scary to Tang Zhan, and made Tang Zhan's back feel numb.

"...How about a threesome?"

Bian Jing noblely and coldly shook him a big ear, and walked away.

The beautiful young man took a look at the side scene where he left, and touched the red marks on Tang Zhan's face with his hands, imitating the example—"Pa".Also slapped him.

"Fun."

Tang Zhan: =皮=, look at your good deeds, my toys are broken just like you (＞﹏＜)!

Tang Zhan chased after him to the greenhouse, and saw Bian Jing changing clothes there through the transparent glass, he was immediately refreshed, and went in without knocking on the door.Short oil, this little butt is so plump~~~

Bian Jing glared at him, and threw his oily clothes on his face, Tang Zhan was like a disciple, grabbing the clothes and sniffing them under his nose.Out of the corner of his eyes, he lowered his head and caught sight of Hua Ke who was standing on the side handing the clothes.

"Hua Ke! Why are you here!"

Hua Ke is very innocent: "Master, I have been here for a long time."

"Didn't you see my baby changing clothes? Blind your eyes!"

Hua Ke: Master, can you stop talking about the bastard with such a calm expression on your face?

Hua Ke explained: "I want to watch it because I'm changing clothes. Plants may be incomplete when they become humans for the first time. So I have to check carefully to ensure their health."

Master Tang smiled kindly: "Including the little cucumber and the little chrysanthemum?"

With such a sense of threat—Hua Ke can only say with a very pure expression: "Yes, it is the breeder's responsibility to ensure that the reproductive system of the plant is normal."

"Oh? Then will you stick your hand in?"

Hua Ke bit the bullet and nodded: "When necessary... yes!"

Tang Zhan's face sank, and Hua Ke broke out in a cold sweat. He hurriedly said, "Master, you forgot, this is how Rong Fei checked! You were still watching!"

Bian Jing, who was buttoning up his buttons, raised his head, raised his eyebrows, and said in a long voice, "Rong Fei? You are watching."

Why does Ma Dan feel like being raped!Hua Ke, you villain!

Tang Zhan smiled dryly, "Isn't Rongrong the pet plant you saw earlier! Are you jealous, baby?"

Bian Jing rushed over furiously, pushed Tang Zhan staggeringly, and said while pushing, "You gave that potted plant such a normal name as 'Rong Fei', and you named me Zhan Chong? Then you find Your little Rongfei go!"

"Don't! Baby listen to me, you are the most important thing in my heart! I stood up when I saw you!"

"You shameless, unscrupulous, you have broken the lower limit of the whole world! Get out! Don't give it away!"

"Bang!" The glass of the greenhouse was shut hard, almost hitting Tang Zhan's nose.

Hua Ke cried with a mournful face: "Bian Jing, Master Tang will kill you!"

"rest assured."

"But..." Is it really okay for you to slap the master in the face like this, will the master implicate me together qaq.

Hua Ke just thought about it, and Tang Zhan's voice came from outside the door: "Baby, I'm going to eat first~~~ Remember to think about where we are at night, and what do you think of the kitchen? It's thrilling and exciting." Think of the kitchen as some place (￣.￣).

Bian Jing sneered: "Look, men are cheap!"

Hua Ke affected by the map cannon: ...

Before the sun set, Tang Zhan invited again: "Do you prefer the bed or the desk."

Side scene: Can you die with a little morality!

Tang Zhan: Yes!

Bian Jing said casually: "Just go to bed!"

Tang Hexi went to decorate the bedroom.

After entering the side scene, I saw that the entire room was filled with flowers, except for a large bed, which was particularly conspicuous.

Bian Jing squinted at him: "Actually, you want to be out in the open!"

Tang Zhan's eyes lit up: "You also think it would be more wonderful to be close to nature."

The side view had a headache, so he ran out to find the butler, and expressed that if there were too many flowers in the bedroom, it would affect his mood. If he was frightened, the butler would understand.

The old housekeeper immediately asked someone to throw all the flowers out.

Without the scent of pollen, Bianjing's spirit has been relieved a lot.He is now fighting against the five scum, unable to resist or escape, some things have to be compromised.

Tang Zhan was sitting on the edge of the bed with his arms folded and watching him, with the expression of a little rabbit obediently revealing the chrysanthemum.

Bianjing's mood immediately turned bad.

He raised his chin and ordered, "Go to bed."

Tang Zhan's eyes lit up, does this mean that his pet pets want to take the initiative?He turned over and lay down neatly.

Bian Jing suppressed the tension in his heart, walked slowly onto the bed, and stood between Tang Strategy's slightly separated legs without sitting down.Slowly unbuttoning a few buttons on the chest, revealing a small piece of fair chest.Lifting a jade-like little foot, as if playing something interesting, stepped on Tang Zhan's vitals through his pants.Slowly twisting, the touch under the feet changed from soft to hard without any surprise.In less than 2 minutes, Tang Zhan had set up a tent underneath.

Tang Zhan's breath hasn't changed, and he's used to Fengyue Field, so he won't lose his position just because of such a small stimulus, but the pleasure is multiplied when he thinks that the other party is a plant pet he raised!

Bian Jing withdrew his foot and kicked his calf: "Take off your clothes."

With such a superior feeling, how could you be so eager to see the queen?I must give myself 32 likes for buying it!

Tang Zhan didn't even get up, so he lay on the bed and took off his clothes, even his underwear without restraint.

In all fairness, in terms of body alone, Tang Zhan is definitely a good bed partner.Strong chest, powerful arms, eight-pack abs on the lower abdomen, and the thing below is definitely a big weapon, but I don't know if I can live well...

Bian Jing's face was unconsciously stained with a layer of pink, and under the dim light, Tang Zhan was almost stunned.The face of the side scene is not good-looking in terms of plant pets.But if judged by human standards, I am afraid that it is in harmony with the aesthetics of natural homosexuality.

After Deep Blue Star lost her woman, many people couldn't accept men, so in order to cater to the public's aesthetics, most of the faces of plant pets are indistinguishable.But this kind of neutral beauty is not a natural dish, they prefer masculine ones.It's just that everyone is using plants as pets now, and the concept of natural or not is very vague.

Only then did Tang Zhan realize that he was probably born gay.

Bian Jing squatted down, and slid back and forth on his lower abdomen with a strand of hair.The silky and slightly itchy touch made him want to move.

Tang Zhan stretched out his hand halfway, when he heard Bian Jing say, "You're allowed to move."

Emma, ​​listen to this serious tone, what a queen!

Tang Zhan looked at him expectantly: "Okay, I won't move. Please, Your Lady Queen, ravage me to your heart's content!"

Bian Jing smiled charmingly: "Then I won't be polite."

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The above omits 700 words of sensuality and ravages—you can make up a picture of shaking m attack and being teased by Queen s to the fullest, but she just doesn't give it to eat.

(Thank me! Bow, exit.)

Tang Zhan, who had finally been ravaged and burnt with lust and lost all reason, couldn't hold back any longer, and when he turned over, he pressed the side scene under his body, ready to show off his animal lust.

As a result, thump~~~ The hand pressing the shoulder suddenly turned into air.

A bare tree with only a trunk and scattered branches lay innocently on the bed.

Tang Zhan's blue veins twitched violently: "You did it on purpose! Change back!"

Xiaoshu shook his head, labor and management did it on purpose, rape if you have the ability!

Tang Zhan was really clueless, stared at him for a long time, and could only masturbate himself hard.After the hasty solution, the guy smiled maliciously, and smeared the liquid on the tree trunk in the side scene in an extremely perverted way!

Side view (ˋpanˊ)!

Grass! ! ! ! !

people!Dry!thing! ! ! !

Paralyzed, labor and capital can't even imagine where those things will appear in labor and capital after becoming a human! ! !

Which angel elder sister, hurry up and get rid of this unscrupulous fork!Give us back a pure sky! ! !