Whose fault is it to dress up as a plant pet!

I have to say, sometimes men are cheap.

If you treat him well, he will take it for granted.

If you slap him once, if you can't stop him, he will send the other face to your hand.

Tang Zhan is a perfect example.

He can force the side view completely, and the banned drugs that keep the plants in human form are nothing to him.He can also coerce and lure Bian Jing into obedience. He is very good at this.

But he didn't agree, he had to ask Bian Jing to be willing.He believes that his pets will be conquered by his personality charm!

And proudly always showing off to Tang Zheshui in a low-key manner: "Oh! My pet bullied me again today, and it insisted that I comb its hair. If you don't comb it, throw sleeping pills in my cup."

Are you sure this is showing off?

And the truth is that you stalked the side scene so hard that you insisted on combing people's hair, but the technique was not good, and several hairs were broken.People's hair is equivalent to branches, I really can't stand you, so I asked the housekeeper for sleeping pills.And the butler uncle actually gave it too. Could it be that he couldn't stand Tang Zhan losing his morals these days when he had nothing to do?I think I've discovered the truth! (serious face)

Tang Zheshui over the video communication (referred to as video) said in surprise: "It's a lie, if it is so smart, why didn't it throw you some poison."

"Of course I don't want to part with me~~~ You don't know the side view of my house, that serious little face, just one glance at you makes you tremble all over."

"Okay, just show off to me every day, sooner or later that devil vine will suck you dry!"

Tang Zhan silently hung up the video, and the labor and management said that the bed was touched, and the last step has not been carried out, do you believe it?

Tang Zhan looks at the sky at a sad 45°. In the past few days, he has been tortured by Queen Bian to death. Xiao Xiaotang is always made to cry, but he just refuses to eat.

To say that it is worthy of being a plant pet who has watched more than n enlightenment films, the means are called a lot, and the posture is called a wide.Last night, she actually tied him up with vines, and then treated him like this, jerky and skillful, and finally beat him with vines.He still remembered the warm mouth... Xiao Xiaotang stood up again.

Don't be afraid of Xiao Xiaotang, there is a side scene, let's go!

The side scenes are very disturbing, and the transformation into a human has not stopped in the past few days.It's like Tang Zhan has been abstinent for 800 years, just like that male dog in heat every day.All kinds of words with no lower limit and no integrity refresh the world view of the side scene over and over again.

Bian Jing is also worried, tormenting Tang Zhan every day, and giving him some sweets, will hang his appetite, and he will be very tired, okay?Especially the soup fight on the bed is really tempting, it's exhausting physically and mentally after a fight.

But it's not without gains, the housekeeper is getting better and better for him.He often sends him various delicacies, in a rhythm of feeding him fat.

Of course he knew what the butler was up to, it was nothing more than hoping that he would give birth to a young master.snort!Live your dreams!

Side scenes have been adapting to physical changes.Before he turned into a human, he felt that something in his body had awakened, otherwise there would not be such an unreal fire.It becomes more obvious that people have different feelings.

It has only been less than ten days since Bian Jingcheng, and he can already feel that his strength is slowly increasing. The specific performance is that he strangled Tang Zhan's neck with all his strength a few days ago, which only made Tang Zhan slightly suffocated. Yesterday, Tang Zhan The war quilt was pinched by him and coughed.Fortunately, he used other means to make Tang Zhan think he did it on purpose.

The second change is his long hair.He is actually very uncomfortable with this hair. Thinking that in his previous life, when he became an adult, he had his own hairstyle, so he excitedly went to shave his head. It was cool and convenient, and he didn't need to wash his hair even after wiping it with a towel.Although he was spurned by family and friends for n years.

Isn't it embarrassing for you to let a bald man wear such black hair!

But soon he fell in love with this long hair.He can control the free extension of hair, and even hold a cup.This feeling is very strange, as if he has thousands of hands, or as if he has only one more hand, but has thousands of fingers.Hair can not only be controlled as a whole, but also can be controlled in detail.

Although he can only control some simple movements now, he still needs to guard against the monitoring in blind spots for experiments.But this will be a big killer in the future!

One day he will be able to dominate the world!

"Baby, miss me?"

Holy crap, Tang Zhan came in.

Bian Jing complained in his heart, we just separated two hours ago, what can we think about!

A look of indifference on his face: "How could that be!"

"Why don't you miss me? Xiao Jingjing knew that you missed me. You see, my baby has stood up telepathically with you!"

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, can you die without heat!Can you die if you don't lose your integrity!can die!

After a few minutes--

Tang Zhan's upper body was wrapped in a quilt, and his lower body trousers were stripped to his knees.

Bian Jing knelt between his legs, with his head up and down.

"Baby, hurry up!" Tang Zhan was sweating and was about to move his crotch.

Bian Jing bit his inner thigh hard, which made him howl. It was painful, numb and crispy, so he could only honestly let Bian Jing flirt with Xiao Xiaotang.

——Xiao Xiaotang, it’s not that Papa is weak, it’s that the enemy is too cunning!

Xiao Xiaotang burst into tears.

Fortunately, after a few days of leisure, Mr. Tang was urged back to work by his subordinates one by one via video, audio, text message, and email.As a successful businessman, he really didn't have that much time for him to mess around.The plot in the novel that the group can remain undisturbed after disappearing for several months is unrealistic.The shopping mall is like a battlefield, and it is really not an exaggeration to describe it as changing rapidly.

Bian Jing breathed a sigh of relief, and tentatively told the old housekeeper that he was a little bored staying at home.

It is also very strange to say that the Tang family's mansion is definitely not small, and robots alone cannot guarantee that those details will be eye-catching.His current activities are limited to the inner house, and the only people he has met are Hua Ke, Tang Zhan, the old housekeeper, and even the chef in the kitchen.Why isn't there a servant?

The old housekeeper only understood the superficial meaning of his euphemistic question, and unexpectedly brought him a ring-shaped computer the next day.Forgive him who has never seen the world, but he was dumbfounded when he saw that the light screen popped up when the ring was pressed and he could surf the Internet.He always thought that the computer of this era was the kind of optical brain described in novels that floated beside its owner like a pet.

When he asked the old butler tactfully again, the old butler said with a strange expression: "Isn't it enough to have you as a pet?"

side view otz.

Bian Jing excitedly went to the Internet to check all kinds of information in this world.

This planet is very different from the earth, its volume is almost twice that of the earth, and its land area is almost 73%.The vegetation coverage rate on this planet is very high. After encountering the variation of Vita rays, when overlooking from a high altitude, the leaves will refract the sunlight into a deep blue.Therefore, this planet was renamed Deep Blue Star after the war.The magic is that when looking at plants at close range, the naked eye cannot capture the dark blue light.

The continent is simply divided into three plates, and each plate is divided into states.

The effect of the sparsely populated land is that there are large tracts of vast forests that humans have not set foot in.It is inhabited by various mutated and extremely aggressive animals or plants.Hunters who make a living by hunting go into the forest to hunt all the year round.

The mutated animal meat is not only delicious, but also can reduce the incidence of a type of cancer caused by Vita rays, so it is very popular.Animal fur paws can be made into exquisite handicrafts.

There are also a small number of people who collect various plants for research by the Vegetative Life Technology and Fertility Research Institute.For example, the devil vine gene integrated into the side scene came from this way.

The side view is very detailed in terms of hunters.He thought about kicking Tang Zhan, he can do some hard work without education, such as being a hunter, this kind of down-to-earth work.

A few days later, Tang Zhan said casually in the chat: "Do you like nature very much? If I have the opportunity to take you to play for a few days, you will know how terrifying nature is."

Although he didn't mention a word of hunter, Bian Jing's heart sank. How could he naively think that the computer is not being monitored?Fortunately, I haven't checked anything sensitive recently.

Since then, he has been more careful with the computer, focusing more on finding all kinds of common sense.When he found out that "the plant pet was implanted in the language sequence segment when it was in the form of a plant", it was only now that he could speak and understand the words on the computer, not cheating fingers.For this reason, he was slightly disappointed.

It suddenly occurred to him that something was wrong. At that time, he couldn't understand the paper materials in Tang Zhan's study.That is to say, the information is in another language.

He remembered that language was full of a messy beauty like a cockroach.

Maybe it was written by Mr. Tang himself, for example, the Chinese class was taught by the physical education teacher ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

Tang Zhan, who was suspected of being taught by a physical education teacher in Chinese, was socializing. Many businessmen were too crowded to enter the magnificent palace, but Tang Zhan felt upset.

The handsome and upright Second Prince was enjoying the steak slowly, and said casually, "I heard that your little pet is very lively."

Tang Zhan had a decent smile on his face: "Fortunately, it's only slightly more lively than other plant pets. It's much worse than His Highness's beautiful and charming Young Master Sissi."

"Oh, that's true. At present, there is no plant pet in the empire that is more like a human." His Highness took a sip of sake, "But pets with high emotional intelligence are a bit out of place, so I will bring your pet over to play for a few days. You can also let me, an old hand, take a look at it for you—”

His Highness the Second Highness drew a long tone, stared into Tang Zhan's eyes and continued: "—Will you give birth to a lively child?"

Tang Zhan's smile remained the same: "The Second Highness is busy with everything, how can you worry about such a trivial matter. What's more, my little pet is very timid, and the voice will change back to its original shape. I won't cause you any trouble."

His Royal Highness smiled with a deep meaning: "'Every day manages a thousand opportunities', I like this word."

At the end of the dinner, His Royal Highness said: "I heard that your business in T-Shoulder Satellite is not going well. It just so happens that I have a few people who want to go there to see it." Then the conversation changed: "Bring your pet over during the banquet. There must be a bright spot or two in a dull banquet."

Tang Zhan hesitated for a second, nodded and saluted: "Yes, Your Highness."

Tang Zhan left His Royal Highness's mansion and boarded the flying car. He had a very ugly face and made a video call with the old housekeeper: "Go and find out, who is talking about the side scene!"