Facial paralysis and sugar

"Well, don't worry, I will definitely take good care of Jing Yan." With a cigarette in my mouth, I vaguely assured the person on the other end of the phone, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw a familiar figure approaching, and hurriedly said, "No Said, I'll hang up first."

After finishing the call, he threw the cigarette behind him, stood up, and greeted the visitor.

"Brother Su, what a coincidence."

"Yeah." Su Han stopped and nodded coldly.

Tsk tsk, as expected of Su's facial paralysis, I curled my lips secretly, I really don't understand, why don't you go to eat and run to the grove at noon?Could it be that...he came for a tryst?Thinking about it, I looked behind Su's paralyzed face, but I didn't see anything.

"You were smoking just now?"

"That..." I quickly searched for reasons to excuse myself in my mind.

"Any more?"

I was stunned for a moment, my mind was spinning, and I immediately took out the cigarette case and threw it over. My affection for Su's paralyzed face gradually increased, and I said with a smile: "I can't see it, so you, Senior Brother Su, are on the same path." ah."

Su Han didn't speak, took a look at the cigarette case, and put it in his pocket.

"I didn't say that, senior brother, you should leave one for me anyway..." I looked at Su with a paralyzed face, and actually swallowed it all!Hongguoguo's robbery!

"Cigarettes, confiscated." Su Han said.

My eyes turned red all of a sudden: "Damn, you surnamed Su don't do business for your own! You... wait a minute."

"..." Su Han looked at me silently.

I put my hand to my ear and listened carefully. Sure enough, I vaguely heard a conversation between a man and a woman, tsk tsk, although this small forest is a dating base for young couples like you, you don’t have to come at noon. Anyway, give us single dogs a place to smoke quietly and feel sad!

I identified the direction, confirmed that Bagua was not far from me, sneaked decisively and quietly, and hid carefully behind a row of green trees.

"I like you." The woman said.

The back of this woman looks familiar.

"I don't like you, so stop pestering me," the man said.

Oops, your attitude is too flamboyant, do you dare to hurt a girl or a man?Bad review!

"Why?" said the woman.

Tsk tsk, a common problem for women, why are there so many of them?

"Because you don't look as good-looking as her, I'll say it one last time, Li Jiajia, don't pester me in the future, I'm so annoying." The man said.

boom!

A thunderbolt directly hit my Tianling Gai, and I woke up instantly, isn't Li Jiajia my goddess!

I opened my eyes and took a look, Nima, it really is!That scumbag didn't know where he went. He probably ran away after talking harshly. Only Li Jiajia was left there squatting and crying. I rubbed my chin. This is a good opportunity, baahahahaha... …

"You like that woman?"

"..." My body froze, and I looked at Su who was standing upright behind me with a paralyzed face in disbelief.I said I was in a hurry but I was quick, I shot like lightning, grabbed Su's paralyzed hand and made him squat down, and I was relieved when I heard Li Jiajia still crying, but fortunately I was not found.

"Let go." Su Han frowned and looked at the hands we held.

"Tsk, I'm sure you're a Virgo." I shook my head and let go.

"I'm a Scorpio."

"Oh, I'm a Sagittarius." As soon as I finished speaking, I realized that something was wrong, where did the topic go astray!

"Do you like the one named Li Jiajia?" Su Han asked again.

"Brother Su really has good eyesight." I said and turned around and stretched my head to look, but unfortunately Li Jiajia was wiping tears and left in a daze.

"She looks very ordinary." Su Han frowned slightly.

"Superficial is not." I didn't dare to look at Su with a paralyzed face with contempt, stood up, and asked flatteringly, "Can I return the cigarette?"

"can."

"Thank you, Senior Brother Su!"

"Deduct credits."

"..." I wipe!playing with me!

"Here you are." Su Han also stood up, took out a lollipop from his pocket, and said, "I borrowed the cigarettes."

"...No, Senior Brother Su, are you coaxing a child?" I twitched the corner of my mouth, trying to see from Su's paralyzed face that he was joking, but he was paralyzed.

"credit."

"I know, I know!" I surrendered and took the lollipop, opened the package and stuffed the candy into my mouth without saying a word.

"Heh." Su Mian rubbed my head paralyzed, and even chuckled: "Just eat it like that, and I'm not afraid of being poisoned."

"Ouch~ Master Su, you poison me to death, just please don't refresh my world view of you!" I wailed.

To be honest, although Su Han and I are not in the same grade, we often meet each other because we are both in the same dormitory building, but most of them are him and Jiang Fox walking together, and most of them are Jiang Fox talking to him Acting as a background wall, and most of them, when Fox Jiang and him show up on their own initiative, it means they are looking for our dormitory!That's why we call it the God of Plague.

Because I have almost never heard Su Han speak, and because his ruthless image spreads in the campus arena and is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, I also subconsciously think that Su Han's facial paralysis is a big iceberg, but the problem is!Now the iceberg is smiling!Is this the rhythm to crack! ?

"This poison has to be eaten frequently to poison you to death."

"..."

Is it possible that you are planning to poison me every day after saying this?Tsk tsk, no matter what, I was so happy to see Su's paralyzed face back to its original state. I'm laughing, although it's a pretty smile, but don't laugh!

"Why do you like her?"

"I can't tell Senior Brother Su that you are still persistent in asking questions?" I took out the lollipop in my mouth and said, "I like her ordinaryness, I don't need to admire her, the equal line can be touched by reaching out, I like that feeling."

"..." Su Han remained silent.

"So, Goddess-level ones can only be captured by male-god-level ones like Senior Brother Su and you. That's the only way to match them. It's better for me to wait for dicks to retreat."

"You are not of ordinary level."

"Really!" There was a light in my eyes: "Brother Su really has good eyesight!"

Su Han snorted softly: "How sure are you?"

"What's so sure?"

"Catch up with the one named Li Jiajia."

"Well, if it's me, it's 80%, but if it's Brother Su, it's 100%." ​​At the end, I also never forget the most important item in the philosophy of life - flattery.

"Really." Su Han said calmly.

"Of course." I praised very carelessly, stood up, shook the lollipop in my hand, and said, "Anyway, thank you Brother Su for the candy today, although I prefer the lychee flavor Yes, but I'm not that picky person, no, it's getting late, I'm going back to the classroom first, see you, Senior Brother Su."

I lifted my foot and walked away without turning my head. I didn't regret it until later. I shouldn't have lifted my foot and walked, but kicked it!Of course, these are all things to come, but this story is not far behind!

……

At night, 1002 houses.

"Er Fu! Your goddess has been robbed!" Fatty Sun howled as he rushed into the room.

"What?" I slowly walked out of the toilet with a toothbrush in my hand.

"Li Jiajia, your goddess has become someone else's girlfriend!" Fatty Sun scratched his head anxiously.

"Oh, who is that person?" I wondered if the scumbag that Li Jiajia confessed to in the afternoon had changed his mind again?That's really sad.

"Su Han!"

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