Facial paralysis and sugar

"Who?"

"Su Han! Upstairs!"

I frowned: "Is the news accurate?"

"Absolutely accurate, now everyone in the school knows it, don't be so high-profile!" Fatty Sun put his pig's trotters on my shoulders with a serious face, and put on a hopeless face: "Er Fu Ah, give up, it's not that we are too weak, but that the opponent is too strong."

I waved Fatty Sun's trotters away, stuffed the toothbrush into my mouth, and brushed my teeth slowly.

"You are not of ordinary level."

Could it be that Su's facial paralysis was insinuating and telling me that Li Jiajia and I were not on the same line?If I am not, then he is not!

It doesn't matter whoever snatches Li Jiajia away, but Su's face is paralyzed!You know, I just communicated with him at noon, and I also clearly expressed my love for Li Jiajia. His heart can be said to be moving, but he became Li Jiajia's boyfriend at night, and even messed up the whole school. It's all flying around, isn't this deliberately hitting me in the face to embarrass me?Can we still have a pleasant heart-to-heart talk in the future!My bad guy, I was like an idiot at the time and said that if he made a shot, he would be 100% chased. Nima, now it is really 100%!That guy must have done it on purpose!

"Erfu? Erfu! Wang Erfu!"

"Why?" I rolled my eyes, "Howling like a butcher."

"How can you be so calm! Your goddess has been robbed!"

"Nonsense, you don't need to repeat it so many times." I paused, took out my toothbrush, and said hesitantly, "Actually... I don't like Li Jiajia much either."

"Really?" Fatty Sun looked at me suspiciously.

"Really." I nodded, glanced at Fatty Sun's cautiously fleshy face, and impatiently knocked over with a toothbrush: "What are you looking at! I've never seen a handsome guy before!"

"Ouch!" Fatty Sun wailed and hurriedly covered his head.

"Tsk, I need to change my toothbrush again." I said with disgust, turned around and walked into the bathroom.

"Hey, are you all right?"

"fine!"

……

……

In the second half of the night, house 1002.

"There are so many sad people ~ How many happy ones are there ~ Mmm... Find someone who loves, loves, and loves to say goodbye to being single~ A heartless, ruthless, insane person will scar me~~"

"Wang Erfu, you're enough! It's already midnight after howling, can't it be endless!" Zhang Xin lifted the quilt, climbed to the lower bunk in a few steps, and snatched the electric kettle from my arms .

"Zhang Shechang~~" I got up and rushed towards Zhang Xin: "My woman!"

"Who is your woman!" Zhang Xin caught me subconsciously, pushed his glasses speechlessly, and looked back at Fatty Sun helplessly: "Didn't you say you're fine?"

"Who knows, will this make people sleep?" Fatty Sun scratched his head with a restless expression.

"Isn't Xiaofu drunk?" Jing Yan sat on the bed with a sleepy face.

"He drank water." Zhang Xin rubbed his temples with a headache, and poked my head: "Just do it."

"That's right, Wang Erfu looks at how promising you are. After all, you are also a handsome guy who has been certified by the fat man. How can you lower your self-worth for an ugly girl?"

"Fatty Sun! Enough is enough! I don't allow you to hit my goddess!" I roared with red eyes.

"It's all right." Fatty Sun raised his hands in surrender: "Hey, let's rest in the middle of the night and stop arguing."

"Tsk, you're smart." I let go of Zhang Xin, sat back on the bed, and lowered my head.

"Are you okay?" Jing Yan said.

"What's the matter? Isn't it a woman? Isn't it just being robbed? No, it wasn't mine in the first place."

"Are you really depressed?" Fatty Sun rolled over and rolled out of bed, and sat down beside my bed.

I raised my eyes and said nothing.

"I said...how about..." Fatty Sun looked at Zhang Xin who was standing aside, then at me, and said, "How about, buddy, I will find someone to help you go to Haibian for a meal when the sky is dark The pair of dogs and men?"

"Tsk, why are you flattering others, and don't come up with bad ideas." I pushed forward, stretched out my foot and kicked Fatty Sun: "Go down, my bed will collapse under your pressure."

"Hey, what's wrong with you again, Fatty, I'm venting my anger for you." Fatty Sun howled aggrieved when he got up.

"Stop arguing at night, it's too noisy, go to sleep." I lay down after saying that.

"Why are you still arguing with me?" Fatty Sun felt sorry for himself.

"Huh? Are you okay? I'm going to sleep..." Jing Yan tilted his body and fell asleep.

This little heartless!

"I...fuck..." Fatty Sun was speechless and didn't know what to say, so he turned his firepower to Zhang Xin who hadn't gone to bed yet: "I don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing with an electric kettle in your arms? .”

After all, he got back into his bed and fell asleep.

"..." Zhang Xin looked at the electric kettle in his arms speechlessly, and said, well, go to bed by yourself.

……

……

Early morning, 7:00

"Fatty Sun, Fatty Sun..."

"Huh?" Fatty Sun rubbed his eyes, and looked at the person sitting on him with a confused face, but that person was staring at him with a pair of red eyes!

"Where's your school uniform?"

"Fuck me, Er, Er Fu?" Fatty Sun was so frightened that he woke up.

"nonsense."

"Your jealousy is so red, you can't sleep all night! Huh...?"

"Don't make noise, Zhang Xin and Jing Yan haven't woken up yet." I said and let go of my hand covering Fatty Sun's mouth.

"They didn't wake you up and didn't harass you. Why did you pick on me to harass you, Fatty?" Fatty Sun lowered his voice with a look of dissatisfaction.

"Is there something wrong with you? Besides, we all have to get up in a while, shouldn't the fat man have a big heart?"

"I'm pretty good at finding excuses for myself. Tell me, what's the matter? Wait a minute, you get off the fat man first, I can't breathe under your pressure."

I followed Fatty Sun's words, got off him, and sat down against the wall.

"Where's your school uniform jacket?"

"Why do you want my school uniform?" Fatty Sun sat up and said, "It's not like you don't know our school uniforms, which are loose blue and white for sports, and if you wear mine with a small body, it's not the same as wearing a skirt?"

"Don't come here, don't think I don't know that you have a pack of cigarettes hidden in your school uniform pocket."

"Don't you have it too?"

"Confiscated."

"Who confiscated it?"

"..."

"It won't be Su..."

"Why do you talk so much nonsense, will you give it?"

"Give it!" Fatty Sun took out his school uniform from under the pillow as he said, and took out his cigarette in a flurry.

"You can keep your clothes, and by the way, ask me for a vacation this morning."

"Hey? Why are you going?" Fatty Sun stopped me.

"Look for a place to catch up on sleep, can't you see how much I need the care of the god of sleep buddy?" I pointed to my eyes.

"Then can't you just sleep in the dormitory?"

"You have fat stuffed in your brain? The two plague gods upstairs will come to make rounds every day when we are in class, okay?"

"Check it out, you're on leave anyway."

"Fuck, Fatty Sun, your head is broken! Can I still see people with my embarrassed face now? What's more, seeing that Su scumbag, isn't it a mockery!"

"Uh, okay, okay, don't stare at me with your rabbit eyes, didn't you just wake up in the morning and didn't turn the corner." Fatty Sun looked at me flatteringly: "Then what is the reason for asking for leave?"

"Just say I'm dead."

"How do you talk! Is there anyone who cursed himself that much? You...cut, you run quite fast like a little rabbit." Fatty Sun shook his head helplessly.

"What's wrong?" Jing Yan stretched out his head in a daze: "Where's Xiaofu?"

"It's okay, Er Fu is having a fight."

"Oh...then I'll continue to sleep."

"What are you going to sleep with? I'm already up, and it's time for class." Fatty Sun rolled over and got out of bed.

A new day begins.

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