Facial paralysis and sugar

The school cafeteria is a mysterious place where many people complain about it as long as it is mentioned; a magical place where you can eat all kinds of dishes; a terrifying place where many people would rather eat instant noodles than go to the cafeteria... ...Of course, as the human beings with the biggest belly in the world, the warriors (actually poor people with no money) who come to the cafeteria to eat are also quite impressive.

At this time, there was a 'dead body' in a school uniform lying on the dining table in a corner of the cafeteria.

"Hmm..." I moved my body, took out my phone in a daze, squinted to check the time, and muttered to myself: "11:40, it's time for dinner, no wonder it's so noisy..."

"Did you sleep well last night?"

"Hmm." A question came from the opposite side, and I closed my eyes and answered, just let me sleep for a while.

"You've been here all this time?"

"Ah."

"Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?"

I frowned, and said sullenly: "If you want to eat, please be quiet, and let no one sleep?"

The person opposite was silent, but he didn't hear the sound of him grilling rice for a long time.

I laughed a bit, this man is really funny, if you let him be quiet, he won't even eat his quiet meal?

"You eat yours, this..." I raised my head and saw the person sitting across from me suddenly stop talking.

I wipe, it must be the way I opened my eyes, right?

"Are you awake?" Su Han smiled calmly.

"...Yeah." I nodded in a daze, and looked around, only to see Fatty Sun, Zhang Xin, Jing Yan, people from my dormitory 1002 sitting at the table next to me, and Jiang The fox is actually sitting in it, what's going on?Jiang Fox sat in my place, and Su scum sat opposite me?

"Did you eat breakfast?"

"It's already noon now, Brother Su, your question is so untechnical, I don't even know how to answer it." I sat up straight, put my phone on the table, put on a coat, folded my arms around my chest, He glanced contemptuously at the food in front of Su's scum, one vegetarian, one meat, one rice and one soup, tsk tsk, corruption.

"Did you drink last night?"

Is this trying to catch me?Hehehe, I sneered in my heart.

"No."

"You're angry?"

"What?" I asked knowingly.

"I heard you singing single love songs until midnight last night."

Fuck, you scum dare to say it!

"Hehe, it's okay to yell twice." I replied with a half-smile.

Su Han looked at my mobile phone on the table and said, "Oh."

"..." Oh peat!

"It's very nice to sing."

You still have to make progress in using the taunting skills, right?Do you think I'll accept your 'compliment'?

"I'm tone deaf."

"Heh." Su Han smiled lightly, "He's quite self-aware."

"..."

This product is definitely intentional!After going around for a long time, it turned out that it was waiting for me here!The insidiousness of his heart!Calling him Su a scum is flattering him, but calling him Su shameless, no!It should be Su Qinshou!

"You're angry?"

"What?" I still asked knowingly.

"Li Jiajia."

"I'm not angry, I just feel like I've been tricked by someone." I snorted coldly.

"I do not like her."

"Oh." I nodded calmly on the surface, but my heart is full of galloping horses. You don't like her and you still want to pursue her?So since you said that, you came here for me?Hmph, trying to embarrass me on purpose?

"Why didn't you speak?"

What the fuck do you want me to say?I'll tell you all the good and bad things!

I stood up suddenly and picked up my phone: "There is still class in the afternoon, so I'm leaving."

You can't confront this beast head-on, Nima, it's not an opponent at all!

"Hand over the cigarettes in your pocket." Su Han said unhurriedly.

"..." I paused, how did this beast see it?

"Here you are." Su Han took out a lollipop and put it on the table, saying, "It's lychee flavored."

"..." This trick again?Next is credit threat, right?Hmph, I snorted coldly: "I didn't take a sip."

"I know."

You know a yarn!

"That has to be handed over."

"The smoke belongs to Sun Yong." I'm sure I read it right. Fatty Sun at the next table sprayed Jiang Huhu's face with a mouthful of soup. It's beautiful!

Su Han looked at me and said nothing.

I walked to the next table very coldly, took out a cigarette and put it in front of Fatty Sun, and said, "Shredded pork with green peppers and potatoes, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and fried leeks with eggs, you can buy one of the three dishes at will, rice, seaweed egg soup, and money first." Forget it, look for me in the dormitory, thanks."

After finishing speaking, I walked away without even looking at Su Qinshou.

Hahahaha, just this feel, it's so cool!

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1002 homes.

"Wang Erfu, I'll kill you little bastard!" Fatty Sun yelled to kill him as soon as he entered the door, followed by Zhang Xin and Jing Yan.

"Tsk tsk, pay attention to civilization, give me the rice first." I took the packed rice from Fatty Sun.

"You actually betrayed me directly!" Fatty Sun jumped up angrily, and almost strangled me to death.

"What does it mean to betray you? I'm confessing and lenient, confessing the facts." I unwrapped the plastic bag and looked at it, and said, "Why did you buy back everything I said? It's not a sinister attempt to kill me, is it?"

"Fuck, you betrayed your fat master and I still want to count on your fat master to buy you food?" Fatty Sun looked at me with contempt.

"That?" I looked at Zhang Xin and Jing Yan: "You two bought it for me? How much?"

"There is no need to pay, Su Han bought the rice." Zhang Xin said.

I took out the money and paused: "What?"

"And this..." Jing Yan took out a very familiar lollipop from his pocket and handed it to me: "Su Han said, the lychee flavor is here for you."

"..." I looked at the lollipop with some confusion, and said, "Is this atonement?"

"Atonement for what?" Jing Yan asked.

"He robbed my woman and felt guilty, so he wanted to please me?" I said uncertainly.

"I don't think so." Zhang Xin analyzed: "You never confessed to Li Jiajia, so Li Jiajia is not considered your woman at all, and he is not considered robbery, let alone atonement."

"I didn't confess, but I was about to confess, and then he took the first step." I said sophistry.

"Don't you think Su Han treats you differently?" Jing Yan raised his head and looked at me straight in the eyes.

I slapped Jing Yan on the head, grabbed the lollipop, and said, "Put away your rotten boy soul, and don't flirt with me."

"Based on my many years of experience, I can't be wrong." Jing Yan was sure.

"Boring." I rolled my eyes in disdain, and sat down to eat.

Jing Yan is a rotten boy. I already knew this. Since junior high school, I have endured humiliation and been masturbated by him, so I have long developed resistance to his nonsense.

"I also feel a little strange." Fatty Sun also pulled a bench and sat next to me.

"Tsk, Fatty Sun, you are also a rotten boy, aren't you? You are hiding it deeply enough."

"Who is corrupt? Let me analyze it for you seriously."

"Don't quibble, isn't he just a rotten boy? My buddies won't laugh at you if you say it. Then why don't you post some evil black flowers every day on Weibo? You who watch grave robbers dare to say that you are not rotten?"

"What's wrong with watching Tomb Raider? Don't you still watch that full-time job? Ye Lanye is not ashamed or something on Weibo. Why don't you say you're rotten?"

I was eating, and rolled my eyes at Fatty Sun: "I didn't do that."

"I didn't do that either!" Fatty Sun yelled.

"Hey, what's wrong with the rot? What's the matter with your tone of contempt for the rot?" Jing Yan broke into the topic unhappily.

"The adults talk and the children go!" Fatty Sun and I said in unison.

"The head of the dormitory~~they bully people~~" Jing Yan rushed towards Zhang Xin.

Zhang Xin pushed his glasses calmly: "Two beasts."

"Yeah." Jing Yan nodded in agreement.

I shook my head and looked at Zhang Jing and Zhang Jing who were hugging me, and said, "Blind the fat man, I think you two are the most JQ."

"That's right." Fatty Sun nodded in agreement, and suddenly realized something was wrong: "Oh, that's not right! Why did you blind Fatty Master!"

"I didn't mention my surname again. There are too many fat people in the world. What are you talking about?"

"Fuck, fat man, I'll strangle you to death!"

"Ahem, ahem, Fatty Sun, you murdered me! I'm eating!"

Zhang Xin looked at the two people in front of him who were making a fuss again, his face was serious.

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