On the Importance of Tucao Emperor's Existence [Quick Transmigration]

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It is said that the three of Su and Yue sat in the square until dark without seeing another contestant. The only human who passed by here ran along the side of the square, so the three of them are real [warriors] He was summoned by His Majesty the King, accepted His Majesty's reward, and then was driven out of the palace by the King, riding three fine horses towards Longgu while the moonlight was thick.

It takes less than two days for a dragon to fly from one end of the continent to the other, but it takes at least a month for a human with only two legs and a horse with only four legs.

The three of them left the capital on horseback. Su Yue and Du Yu came here to gain experience points, and the real warriors were not too happy to see the ugly princess, so they dragged along as long as they could, and then they rushed After traveling all night, he was still wandering in the outskirts of the woods, at most ten kilometers away from the capital.

but……

Fuck, no matter how slow you are, you won't be able to stand still, let's fall!

Su Yue looked down, and saw that the horse's hoof was tightly bound by the vines that came from nowhere. He turned his head and glared at the other two pig teammates, and the next moment he felt that the foreground in front of him turned upside down, and then he was caught upside down. Hang up.

Su Yue: "..."

The two "pig teammates" who were hanged to the sky with him: "..."

A group of people were staring blankly in a daze, when suddenly a person came out from the nearby forest screaming, and the moment he appeared, Su Yue felt that his dog's eyes were about to be blinded.

This man is wearing a golden armor that blinds the eyes of passers-by, and can still shine in the dark and moonless night. He has muscles comparable to the Hulk...

When Su Yue and Du Yu came to their senses, they couldn't help roaring fiercely in their hearts, hello!etc!This is not the cannon fodder of the previous sad Hulk brother!Why is he here!

I saw Mr. Hulk cut down the three horses to the ground with a ferocious face, then stuck the giant sword on the ground, and said with a sinister and evil face: "I opened this road, and I planted this tree! If you want to live from now on , Keep the money for buying roads! If you don’t give me the money, I will kill or bury you!!!”

Everyone: "..."

Damn it, that phrase is already outdated, okay? !My grandpa's grandpa's grandpa used this sentence to scare people and extort pocket money from children under the age of ten when I was a child!Quickly change a word, now locals/ruffians/hooligans don’t use these words anymore!

And Mr. Hulk, I really shouldn't have hoped for your IQ. Du Yu, a collection of funny and stupid people, can poke you to death with the belly of a little finger. Who gave you the courage to run out to rob? The team of the No. [-] protagonist (brave), if the No. [-] protagonist cp (evil dragon) knows about you, you will be tortured to death every minute! Hey!

Then this strong man with long muscles but no brains struggled with that [sliced ​​noodles] face, and said fiercely: "Hurry up and hand over all the valuables on your body! Or I will kill you!"

Su Yue was so annoyed by him, he raised his hand and cut the vines on his feet with a knife, then flipped 720 degrees and landed perfectly, then punched the Hulk on the head, and another sweeping kick made him succeed After kissing the ground, the brave Gail and Du Yu also jumped down and gave him two feet.

The Hulk was terribly frightened. He had come to rob these three people because they were not muscular and the armor on them looked valuable, but he never expected that these three people were so cruel and beat him up in minutes. After getting down on the ground, he raised his head with difficulty, and then he was horrified to find that the person stepping on his big sword was yesterday's violent beauty.

He looked at the beauty's beautiful blue eyes and fair skin, and then suddenly had a nosebleed.

"I made a big hole!" Du Yu was so angry that he kicked him several times, and then used the [Love you will tie you up] (Hey what the hell fell (╯‵ ′ )╯︵┻━┻) dropped the Hulk up a tree, leaving him headfirst.

Then the brave man slapped him twice, not to be outdone, but looking at the well-developed muscles of this guy, an idea suddenly popped up in his head, he turned his head and said to the other two: "...or else Let's take him away and leave him with the dragon to be the substitute of the princess."

Su Yue & Du Yu: "..." What does your princess look like!Why can this muscular man actually be a substitute for a princess!

The brave man saw the weird expressions of the two people, so he explained: "Your Highness, he...has a bit muscular, and this one is also a muscular man, don't worry, evil dragons can't tell the difference, and dragons like shiny things, he Wearing such armor, the dragon will definitely like him more than the princess.

Everyone is silent.

Then just like that, they took the Hulk up and away, but because the horse was chopped off by the Hulk, they could only walk on foot. They agreed that it must be very tiring if they dragged the Hulk, so they tied it with a rope Walk him like walking a dog.

"I said... is this really okay_(:3ゝ∠)_" The brave man with a little conscience looked at the Hulk who was tied up by a rope ruthlessly by Su Yue with a sympathetic face.

Su Yue flicked the rope, his expression was slightly distorted, and there was a feeling of trembling: "Hehe, of course there is no problem with this, but if you are willing to replace the princess and be caught by the evil dragon, or if you are willing to marry the princess and go home, we will of course No more objections~"

The brave man was frightened by him, and immediately shut up obediently, just kidding, he doesn't want to marry the princess back home, if the king insists on letting one of them marry the princess back home, then push this thing out. No, who made him dare to rob himself.

At this moment, Mr. Hulk feels both pain and happiness. The happy thing is that he is chained by a peerless beauty at the moment, and he can see the beauty's demeanor as soon as he turns his head. The painful thing is that he just hacked their horse to death, which means All of them have to go on foot now, and it will take more than a month to go to Dragon Valley just by riding a horse. If they go on foot... Mr. Giant can already foresee his tragic future.

Originally they didn't want to go fast, but now they can't go fast anymore. These three... oh no, four real warriors, with their heads on their heads and feet on their cups, finally walked out of the small woods outside the capital before dawn .

Du Yu silently looked at the city wall of the royal capital not far from them, then looked back at the small forest that had troubled them all night, and said to Su Yue with a sad face: "I think We walked all night as if we didn't go, it's all because of your lucky value e!

Su Yue also patted Du Yu's shoulder with a sad face, I think it has something to do with your dark face..."

Du Yu: "... What does this have to do with my dark face? Is it my fault that I have a dark face? I just got too much sun, okay? And Isn't this a healthy complexion!"

Su Yue: "Hehe, I have known you for so many years. You have been black-skinned since the first time I saw you, and your mother showed me photos of you when you were young. I think you are naturally black. Say When I woke up, I always got caught every time I went over the school wall with you, but this kind of thing didn’t happen with Boss Liu and the others. It can be seen that not only your face is black, but your luck value is also black! "

Du Yu: "..." Well, it makes sense!I'm speechless_(:3ゝ∠)_

Gail also fell silent looking at the city wall not far away. He silently looked at Su Yue and Du Yu who were about to fight, then looked at the muscular man, and finally kicked his calf : "Look at your lucky value! It made everyone so unlucky!"

Hulk: "... I'm wronged, I didn't do anything!"

Then the four of them spent a lot of time returning to the capital and bought a few mythical beasts that were said to be able to travel thousands of miles a day from a horse dealer.

When they saw the beast, Su Yue and Du Yu fell into silence again.

The creature belonging to Su Yue was covered with a layer of white curly hair, a pair of big black eyes blinked, and the long eyelashes made her look very pitiful. She pouted her mouth, revealing two rows of shocking weeping ghosts and gods Big Mater came, at this moment her hairy body was leaning against the pillar, looking at him shyly.

Su Yue lowered his head and started looking for things on the ground.

Jiabo: "... I really shouldn't have too much hope for the system's preferences, so what are you looking for?"

Su Yue: "I'm looking for stones..."

"...What are you looking for stones for?"

"I'm going to try to see if I can beat him to death with a stone. Isn't this a legendary beast!"

"..."

No matter how reluctant they were, Su Yue and the others had to ride these unique grass-mud horses to Longgu.

But to be honest, these grass and mud horses are actually running very fast. Anyway, they ran along the main road and arrived at another town before noon. They entered the town and found a hotel in it. Er, under the election of everyone, became the one who went out to buy supplies.

Gail: "Damn it! You don't take me to play together! Friends are over!"