On the Importance of Tucao Emperor's Existence [Quick Transmigration]

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The brave men here are rushing to the Dragon Valley, while Her Royal Highness the Princess is living happily.

"Ike! This gem is ugly! I want another one!"

"Ike! I'm hungry! I want to eat medium-rare royal veal steak and drink the best royal black tea!"

"Ike! Where did you die! I need clothes! I can't live my life in clothes like this!"

"Ike—"

Poor Ike was so ordered by him that he could not rest for a while even the tip of his tail. He had to find gems everywhere for the newly captured highness princess, get veal steak and black tea from the human kingdom, and exquisite human clothes. And many, many other things big and small.

In the evening, Ike was finally able to rest for a while. He huddled himself in a corner of the cave aggrievedly, his body was rolled up, his head rested on his tail, and he looked sadly at the big bright round moon outside the cave. .

And at the other end of his cave, an incomparably gorgeous small villa rose up from the ground, occupying a large area.

Dragons are very big, and their caves are big enough for these behemoths to roll seventeen or eighteen times inside without hitting the wall. This small villa occupies half of the cave, and there are two large bedrooms and several There are a small bedroom, a large living room, a kitchen and two bathrooms, and many spare houses, which contain Ike's jewelry, oh, no, it is now the princess's jewelry.

In order to make the princess happy, Ike went to a nearby town to catch many humans and asked them to help build the villa, and some humans served him as the princess' servants. For this reason, Ike was chased away by a high-ranking mage. Far away, a few dragon scales fell off his back.

It’s not a big deal to have a pretty little princess, because his grandfather has told him about these things, but what makes Ike sad is that the little princess he captured is wearing the long skirt that a princess must have and has soft hair. He has long hair, but he is not good-looking. Judging from the aesthetics of a dragon, he is tall and his skin is not as fair as he thought. His eyes are beautiful, but they are not as good as those in the portrait left by his grandfather. One thousandth of those girls!

By the way, all the portraits of my grandfather are the trophies my grandfather brought back from outside.

Ike looked sadly at the moon outside, feeling that he had really failed.

And at this moment, a bright golden light suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

As a qualified silver dragon, Ike naturally likes shiny things like all dragons. Seeing this golden light, Ike raised his head excitedly and stretched his neck to look.

Then, a human being covered in gold slowly crawled into his cave.

Ike had never seen such a shining human being before, and he was a little dazed for a moment, and when he came to his senses, three people climbed up behind the man.

Ike sat up very excitedly, and looked at the four humans with surprise on his face. Two of them were wearing shiny armor, holding a small toothpick in their hands, and one was wearing a cloak, but He looks even better than the princess in his grandfather's painting. As for the other one... Ike sneezed fiercely, he was so dark that even Ike, who has night vision ability, had to admit that this person was really a Heipi, if it weren't for his green eyes, Ike would have thought he was a dark elf!

These four people are naturally the Brave Squad.

Yes, they finally came to the Dragon Valley after a lot of hard work. They would see if there was a princess in every cave in every mountain, and had a life-and-death fight with the evil dragon in every cave. Nine 81 disasters, and finally reached Ike's cave alive.

Su Yue used a ball of light spell to illuminate the cave, and then a group of people fell silent.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻This is Brother Keng!

Gou Huo doesn't understand science on motorcycles, so he bullies me because he doesn't understand culture, has no knowledge, and has a low IQ, right?This princess disappeared for less than a month, who the hell can explain it to me!What happened to that tall castle standing in the cave of the evil dragon? !How could it be made in less than half a year!Made it by magic, bastard! ! !Was the princess really captured and brought back as a slave?This is clearly here to be an uncle!

The system, please explain it roughly!If you are not rude, I will give you a negative score!Negative points, negative points, negative points! ! !

But... just before I said it, there was a news saying that my great people of Greater China built a building with more than [-] floors in just [-] days, so it's not so unscientific...

But is it really okay to live in this dilapidated house?Moreover, he was in the same cave with the dragon, and when the time came, he accidentally...

On how the princess died.

1: The evil dragon grinds its teeth, farts and snores in the middle of the night, and the sound waves it makes knock down the castle.

Princess: Sudden!

2: The evil dragon sleepwalks in the middle of the night or rolls or rolls to be cute, and accidentally overwhelms the castle.

Princess: Sudden!

3: The dragon flew back to the cave, and the air current created by its wings or the vibration caused by landing shook the castle.

Princess: Sudden!

4: The dragon turned around in the cave and knocked down the castle with its tail.

Princess: Sudden!

No matter how you look at it, you are dead!

Du Yu: "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Fuck, Uncle Su, do you have such a big brain!"

Su Yue turned his head to look at the dragon with a speechless face. To be honest, this was the only time he saw a real dragon in his life. Of course, the ones on TV didn't count.

This dragon is about five stories high. Although he is an out-and-out protagonist in Mr. Jiabo's script, and has a strong body, a long tail, and strong limbs, he has long A standard face of a villain in a fairy tale: a pair of wide nostrils that even Brother Erkang can't match, sharp long teeth as tall as a person, strange web-like things growing on the side of the cheeks, and hard silver scales covering the body. A, a pair of gray eyes make him look fierce and sharp.

I really don’t know which string Jiabo made a mistake to make such a non-creature a protagonist. Speaking of which, he is not suitable to be a protagonist no matter where he looks. If so, then probably only his thick thighs_(:3ゝ∠)_ must be pure gold!

During the period when Su Yue was observing the "protagonist", the real brave man had already recovered from the blow that the gorgeous castle brought him. China/Country, brothers, rush, ah, ah, pointing at the evil dragon, and said in a firm tone: "Evil dragon! I have seen through your plot! Put down your weapons and surrender! If you don't let me, release the big dragon!" Killer!!!"

Su Yue & Du Yu: "..."(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I made a big mistake. I was so meow that I thought you were going to say something bold, but I took off my pants and you just let us hear it This?! Put down your weapon, surrender quickly, and what are the big killers? Did you learn it? Throw!!!

The brave man seemed to feel their deep resentment, turned his head and smiled shyly at the two of them, scratched his head and said, "I am not only a knight, but also write novels, and occasionally draw some comics to make money to buy pancakes and fruits." .”

Su Yue & Du Yu: "..."(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻The dignity of being a knight has been chopped off by you, bastard! What about the wind of chivalry! Write novels and draw comics That's all, Nima, you actually used this money to buy pancakes! Selling pancakes is nothing but to invite the two of us to eat! Negative points!!! Fuck you!!!

Jiabo & Ahua: "..." Why do you two have to eat pancakes? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

These few people have not recovered from the shock brought to them by the pancake fruit (...), when they saw the evil dragon suddenly jumping up like a frightened dragon, moving like a swimming dragon, agile and agile, and then slapped As soon as he fell to the ground, the castle was shaken a few times by him.

"I surrender!!!"

Everyone: "The promised protagonist is so arrogant, so cool, so awesome, so awesome, so golden fingers are wide open, torturing the enemy camp to death in minutes, and then leading groups of wives, concubines, and younger brothers to become gods proudly! Are you so frustrated by your mother? ! Negative score! Fuck (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻”

As soon as the evil dragon finished speaking, a strong voice suddenly came from the castle: "Ike, are you fucking dead! Can you afford to make this princess' beauty sleep affected by roaring so loudly! Get out of the cave and sleep! "

My princess... my princess... my princess...

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Princess Nima’s voice is so piao! It’s agreed to leave us a wonderful room for fantasy!

Su Yue looked at the castle in horror, only to hear "pong", the gate of the castle was kicked open, and then...

[Her Royal Highness] was stunned for a moment when he saw everyone, and then fixed his eyes on Su Yue, and changed from a vixen to a [little white lotus] in the next second.

Su Yue found that Her Royal Highness is not only a rough guy with a [weird] appearance, but also a rough guy with this dual personality. He was still using the magical skill of [Hedong Lion's Roar] in the last second, and he looked over here for an instant in the next second. He squeezed the orchid finger, twisted the black bear's waist, shook it three times at a step, like epilepsy, covered his mouth with a white handkerchief, and coughed like a fighter jet.

otz Su Yue thought he finally understood why Jiabo didn't like to see the princess so much.

Is this special princess a princess? !Bullying Lao Tzu is uneducated, isn't it! ! !System you come out!I promise not to kill you! ! !I'll show mercy and only beat you three quarters to death! ! !

[System]: Ding——Congratulations to the player [the most handsome nurse], favorability system -10.

Su Yue: "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

Her Royal Highness lifted up the corner of her skirt [elegantly] like Snow White in the Disney animation movie, trotted up to Su Yue, and slammed into Su Yue's arms like a bird.

Su Yue: "..." Such a hard head and such strong muscles... I feel... poof——

[System]: Congratulations to the player [the most handsome nanny] was seriously injured by the chest muscle and head of Her Royal Highness, and the blood volume dropped to 23333%, [-]~

The Brave Squad [The most handsome nanny hangs on the sky], rushing to the street!

Du Yu lifted the princess out of Su Yue's arms with a displeased face, and threw it into the brave man's arms without hesitation.

The brave man was dumbfounded holding this muscular princess.

The evil dragon over there lay on the ground, with hot tears in his eyes: "You are brave! Braves! I surrender! Take the princess away! I will never resist!"

Everyone glared at the princess: "..." What the hell did you do to scare him like this! ! !

The princess returned an innocent gaze to them.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Your innocent sister!