The most wanted prince in the whole universe

Chen Zhouhan carefully poked the man behind him with his elbow, and when he touched a hard and elastic abdominal muscle, he was distracted for a while, and then he realized that he was kidnapped by someone, and the figure behind him was gone again. The handsome guy with a nice voice is a kidnapper!

Chen Zhouhan's little Niao Niao trembled in fear, and under the kiss of the shiny knife, there was a tendency to stand up tremblingly.

Σ(°△°|||)︴ Madan!How could it be so tragic!

Chen Zhouhan heard a sexy "um" from the man behind him, with a nasal and hoarse feeling, full of curiosity and thirst for knowledge about this natural physiological phenomenon.

Chen Zhouhan could even imagine the man's frowning brows now, as well as his shining eyes, shining with his thirst for knowledge and desire to explore.

He swallowed, tried to calm his mind, and persuaded the man behind him persuasively with the amiable emphasis he usually used when talking to children.

"Brother... can you put the knife on my neck? The effect is the same."

Not hearing the answer from the man behind him, Chen Zhouhan became more and more frightened.

"Look, you put the knife on my...little sparrow. If I'm not careful, I can't die. If you move it on the neck, I can burp. Come and put the knife in another place."

After finishing speaking, he smiled sincerely and obsequiously—whether the people behind him could see it or not, the sweet dimple at the corner of his mouth seemed to exude an aura called "Come and fulfill my wish".

The man seemed to be moved by Chen Zhouhan's rhetoric, and the knife in his hand moved slightly.

Then he firmly moved the knife in his hand from the little bird's head to the little bird's butt/butt.

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Chen Zhouhan didn't dare to move anymore, and leaned obediently in the man's arms, waiting for his next move.

At this moment, Jiang Yuan was also very depressed.

Just now, the cosmic criminal police sent from the home planet were searching for his location. Unfortunately, this weak earthling in front of him bumped into the muzzle of a gun. In order to prevent innocent earthlings from being injured, Jiang Yuan decided to kidnap him for a while. .

That's right, kidnapping, that's what it says in the Earth Raiders Guide.

If you want the people on Earth to be obedient, you must capture them and kidnap them.

The guide also said that when kidnapping people on Earth, they must use sharp weapons to threaten their most vulnerable parts of the body.

The guide also said that the most vulnerable part of a man on earth is the extra little tail between his legs.

Chen Zhouhan's little brother expressed his grievance. At first, Chen Zhouhan called him a lively and cute little bird, but later he changed his name to Xiao Queque. Now this unreasonable alien actually called him Little Tail!

Couldn't he really be himself!

Keke, this is off topic.

But obviously, Chen Zhouhan didn't shrink into a ball submissively as Jiang Yuan had expected, raised his hand to beg for forgiveness, on the contrary, he talked nonsense with him very flamboyantly.

Jiang Yuan hates other people talking nonsense to him the most!

However, Jiang Yuan doesn't seem to be telling the earth person in front of him what he is full of at this moment. In his opinion, speaking is a waste of physical and mental energy and completely meaningless. It should be resolutely stopped, and He practiced this code personally, and generally did not speak unless he had to.

Jiang Yuan saw that the earthling in his hand gradually calmed down, and the strength of holding the knife in his hand began to loosen slowly, and after a while, he put the knife back into the leather case, and took a small step back to get away from the knife. Weird Earth humans.

Because of his sudden departure, Chen Zhouhan was leaning on his chest comfortably, but he didn't react all of a sudden, staggered twice, and when he was about to fall, he grabbed a stick-like hard long thing, Just so that the whole handsome face doesn't fall to the ground.

If this face is broken, how sad the children all over the country will be.

Chen Zhouhan managed to maintain his majestic posture and stood up. He saw a slender man standing in the shadows. Because of the dim light, he couldn't see what the man looked like. He could only see his straight and strong legs. Wide shoulders and narrow hips, the texture hidden under the clothes hides amazing explosive power.

Perhaps it was because of the light coming in from the outside, Chen Zhouhan always felt that the man's eyes were shining, and it was very strange to stare at him motionless.

After a quiet confrontation for about a minute or two, Chen Zhouhan narrowed his eyes slightly, with a wretched smile that only belonged to an otaku. Kicked over.

(UДU◎) Fuck!

Who is this!

Is that place killing two birds with one stone!

Why is it so hard!

Ah, I seem to have sprained my ankle!

Jiang Yuan folded his arms quietly watching Chen Zhouhan ferociously distort his originally soft face into an incredible shape in front of him, and suddenly had an urge to rush up and pinch that face to confirm its toughness.

Do people on earth like to have trouble with other people's little tails so much!

Just now the earthling grabbed his little tail and stood up, so he endured it, and now he is sneaking up on him to make a sneak attack!It's unbearable!

Or, has this earthling noticed the difference between him and human beings?

Jiang Yuan narrowed his eyes dangerously, under the gray-blue eyeballs, there were turbulent thoughts hidden.

Chen Zhouhan managed to calm down his excited mood, but saw the man in front of him still standing there relentlessly, without saying a word, and was so angry that he "hummed" loudly, then turned around and prepared to go home.

Jiang Yuan followed silently.

Chen Zhouhan stopped suddenly.

Jiang Yuan stopped in time, keeping a distance of three centimeters from Chen Zhouhan.

"I @#*, why are you following me!"

Chen Zhouhan suddenly turned around and grabbed the collar of the person behind him, because he didn't dare to raise his head to look at someone who was taller and stronger than him, so he could only stare viciously at the second button on Jiang Yuan's shirt, his eyes really wanted to Spit out fire, trying to give the opponent a knowing blow with fierce eyes, and win an absolute victory in terms of momentum.

It's a pity that because of the height difference, Jiang Yuan didn't receive malicious attacks from the earthlings, he just let the thin earthlings grab his clothes without saying a word.

The hot air from Chen Zhouhan's mouth touched his chest, and Jiang Yuan felt a numbness, which reminded him of the strange feeling when the little earthman grabbed his little tail just now, like a burst of electric current. To the whole body, very cool.

Is this the latest weapon of the earthlings?Let the enemy feel the pleasure/feel of paralysis first, so as to reduce the opponent's vigilance?

Sure enough, the Earth Raiders Guide was right, the Earthlings are really a cunning race.

Chen Zhouhan waited for a long time but did not get Jiang Yuan's reply, as if the other party simply dismissed his provocation, he just wanted to get angry, suddenly a flash of inspiration occurred, and a guess came to his mind.

This person feels cold and unreasonable, and his words are pitiful, and he refuses to communicate with him, and his movements are as precise as those measured by a machine, and his every move has strict self-discipline restrictions , It seems that I don't pay attention to anything, and I don't care about anything.

Disregard for emotion, refusal to communicate, delayed language development, repetitive stereotyping of behavior, and marked limitations in range of activities and interests, the answer is self-evident.

This man is autistic!

Maybe it was because he couldn't bear the strange eyes of the people around him, or he was bored with the incorrect treatment methods of his family members, so he ran away from home, met his kind-hearted self, and decided to ask himself to take him in.

Sure enough, his kindness has been clearly written on this handsome face?

Chen Zhouhan was a little complacent.

He coughed lightly, ready to use his extremely rich experience and condensed professional knowledge to have an in-depth exchange and understanding with the patient in front of him.

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