The most wanted prince in the whole universe

Chen Zhouhan wiped his face with his hands, erased the expression that was about to get angry just now, and replaced it with a smile like a spring breeze, trying to bring a wave of caring warmth to the people suffering in the cold wind.

"Sir, why are you following me?"

"........."

"Ahem, my name is Chen Zhouhan, what about you, what's your name?"

In order to let the sympathetic, lovable, good-looking handsome guy opposite him who closed himself and closed his heart understand the meaning of his words, Chen Zhouhan specially exaggerated his body movements, showing the length of his arms.

"..." Jiang Yuan began to think, whether it was a wrong choice to choose the earth, which has the most backward civilization in the universe, when he escaped from his home planet.

"Ah, I'm a host, have you seen my show, 'Children from a Distant Planet'?"

Jiang Yuan seemed to have heard something extraordinary, his expression moved slightly, his mouth was pursed, his eyes sparkled.

Seeing his impressed reaction, Chen Zhouhan felt that there was something interesting, so he continued to ask.

"I often take care of children who are different, are you... the same as them?"

Children from distant planets... Is there a special shelter for aliens on Earth?Why didn't I investigate before I came here?It's not even mentioned in the guidebook.

According to Jiang Yuan's knowledge, about [-]% of the population on the earth is from alien planets. Due to their own special reasons, they pretend to be earth humans and mix among the crowd, living year after year.

But the people on Earth don't know about this. After all, the other party has thoroughly studied the various habits of the human species, and the camouflage is also perfect.

Jiang Yuan looked at the sincere expression of the young man in front of him, hesitated for a moment, and nodded slightly.

When Chen Zhouhan got the response, he felt that his ability and academic qualifications had been proven, and he was very excited. He nodded at Jiang Yuan, then turned around, his expression changed, and he ran out of the alley quickly.

Madan, who would want to bring a big man with autism home!

They can't have children and can't be converted into soft sister coins.

But it seems that it can still be used as a massage stick.

snort!Who needs a vibrator!Children of serious people don't know how to use massage sticks!What is a massage stick!

When he got out of the alley, he saw the lights on the road that were dim but enough to illuminate the road. Just as Chen Zhouhan wanted to stop to catch his breath, he was suddenly grabbed from behind again.

Hate!

Runs pretty fast!

Chen Zhouhan turned around angrily and was about to yell out righteous words when he suddenly froze.

There was no light in the alley just now, so I couldn't see this man's face clearly. I didn't expect it to be so beautiful.

With a high nose and deep eyes, dazzling blond hair, deep blue eyes, and a slender figure, the whole person looks exuding a strong sexy atmosphere, like a hormone running and jumping on the prairie.

The man frowned, as if he was thinking about something, his long and thick eyelashes cast two light shadows under his eyes, like two dark butterflies resting under his eyes.

After thinking for a long time, the man finally spoke.

"Jiang Yuan."

"Stay at your house."

Uh, what does this mean...

Chen Zhouhan used a small number of brain cells and a large number of brain holes to deeply analyze the connotation of these two sentences, and then came to two very important and precise conclusions.

Shuaibi's name is Jiang Yuan.

Shuaibi wants to spend the night at his house tonight.

(/▽＼=) I hate it, I'm really shy.

How can you not agree!

After Shuaibi arrived at his home, after a hard and childlike in-depth understanding, the two initially established a solid revolutionary friendship. Shuaibi showed an innocent and cute child-like expression, and poked Chen Zhouhan's bulging little bird .

"What is this, I really want to have a taste."

What to do, I feel that my pink and tender little PP is itchy.

Stop!

Chen Zhouhan pretended to think about it in a reserved manner, but in fact, he wanted to erase the unrealistic and erotic scene he had imagined in his heart just now.

"Then you can stay at my house tonight."

Chen Zhouhan pretended to hold Jiang Yuan's hand inadvertently, and felt the distinct joints, which was very masculine.

"But you must go home obediently tomorrow morning."

Jiang Yuan didn't know what Chen Zhouhan had imagined in his mind just now, so he still nodded his face.

So, one big and one small, talking to each other and talking to each other, male and female all the time, just like this, they met and went together under extremely strange circumstances, preparing to spend a wonderful night together.

As soon as he got home, Chen Zhouhan kicked off the restraints on his feet, and took a pair of spare slippers from the shoe cabinet for Jiang Yuan to wear.

In order to satisfy Chen Zhouhan's evil taste, the slippers in the cabinet are all pink and fluffy rabbit heads, with two black eyes protruding out strangely, fighting together, forming the so-called cute things in Chen Zhouhan's eyes.

Jiang Yuan silently looked at the strange container with obvious characteristics of the earth in front of him, imitating Chen Zhouhan's example and stretching his feet into it.

So comfortable!

Although he didn't say it out loud, Jiang Yuan's suddenly dilated pupils still leaked the joy in his heart.

It was very white, very warm, and very soft, as if one by one small claws were scratching the soles of his feet. The touch was just like, just like the hair of the earthling who brought him home.

The earthman's hair also seems to be very soft, a little yellowish, and hangs limply on his head, each hair is like a cat that just woke up, squinting, yawning, and rubbing lazily Eye.

It looks like it's very comfortable.

I want to touch it.

Of course, Jiang Yuan didn't have the weird detours of the people on Earth, what he wanted to do, he reached out and did it without thinking.

The slender hand passed through Chen Zhouhan's soft hair and gently rubbed it, then retracted quickly, savoring the strange and wonderful touch for a moment.

Chen Zhouhan only felt a itch on his head, turned his head and saw the Shuaibi he brought back was looking at his hands with a serious face, he was confused and thought that the strange feeling just now should be just his own illusion, and turned around dizzily Get over it.

"Are you hungry? What would you like to eat?"

Chen Zhouhan slammed the plastic bag in his hand on the coffee table, opened it, and searched for it. He only saw a few sparse bags of instant noodles and ham sausage, and scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Only instant noodles, do you want to eat?"

Jiang Yuan stared fixedly at the red packaging bag in Chen Zhouhan's hand, on which were displayed a string of words he could not understand.

Because there were people from Earth present, it was inconvenient to take out the guidebook and look it up in the dictionary. Jiang Yuan frowned and said nothing, expressing his bewilderment at Chen Zhouhan's unreasonable offer.

Chen Zhouhan saw Jiang Yuan standing aside silently, and suddenly thought - this is an autistic patient!How can you expect to get his reply!

So Chen Zhouhan silently tore open two bags of instant noodles, and specially added an extra ham sausage to one of the bags.

Even if it is simple instant noodles, Chen Zhouhan also upholds the concept of foodie - treats every food gently, and the instant noodles made hastily are not at all comparable to the instant noodles cooked in a small electric pot!The essence of a gourmet meal is missing!Instant noodles soaked in boiling water are soulless instant noodles!it's meaningless!

Well, that's right, Chen Zhouhan is a petty bourgeoisie who pursues a refined life.

The author has something to say: instant noodles are really more delicious when cooked!This is the author's many years of experience!

Heck, I'm actually a good wife and mother who can cook.

Ah bah, a chaste woman who can cook!