The most wanted prince in the whole universe

The instant noodles were bubbling and bubbling in the pot, and bursts of aroma escaped from the gap of the slightly opened pot lid, seducing the two night owls sitting in the center of the living room.

No, an earthling, an alien.

Jiang Yuan quietly took the instant noodle package that Chen Zhouhan discarded just now, and secretly translated the words on the package word by word with the Earth Raiders Guide that he carried with him.

It turns out that this is the food of the earth people.

With a puff, the lid of the pot was knocked off by the water vapor soaring into the sky, and Chen Zhouhan hurried to the kitchen to scoop up the overcooked instant noodles and hide the half-boiled tender eggs under the bowl to keep them warm. With a flattering face, he gave it to Jiang Yuan who was sitting on the sofa.

Jiang Yuan saw a bowl of smooth noodles in front of him, and his eyes glanced at Chen Zhouhan's slightly fleshy belly with displeasure.

How about the beef piled high on the packaging bag!

The people on earth are really despicable and shameless, they will steal from the guests!

Chen Zhouhan was startled by Jiang Yuan's cool glance, felt a little aggrieved for no reason, and held the boiling small porcelain bowl and sucked the noodles sharply.

But for the sake of the good taste... Jiang Yuan withdrew his condemning gaze, and sat silently beside Chen Zhouhan. The transfer of heat gradually became hot, itchy, and numb, and a faint blush appeared on the cheeks of both of them.

"Is there too much chili?"

Chen Zhouhan muttered in a low voice, and took out a tissue to wipe off the crystal snot dripping from his lips. His nose was rubbed red, a bit like Rudolph in children's comics, very cute.

Of course, aliens don't understand the word cute, Jiang Yuan just thinks that Chen Zhouhan looks very pleasing to the eye, very comfortable, and makes people want to get close.

With his stomach full, Chen Zhouhan put hot water for the new guests, invited them to the bathroom to take a shower, and then ran to the next room to clean up all the messy toilet paper and smelly socks on the floor.

After tidying up, Chen Zhouhan collapsed on the sofa as if tired, listening to the sound of rushing water in the bathroom, he thought of Jiang Yuan's strong body, straight legs, and sexy eyes that he saw in the alley just now, There was also that hard-as-iron flying bird, whose mouth was dry at once. He looked up and saw that Jiang Yuan in the bathroom would not come out for a while, so he secretly took out his pocket and took it from the telephone pole mountain. The torn-off advertisement for handsome guys shyly took off the baggy underwear, and started to move slowly while holding his little bird head.

Shuaibi is so handsome<(＠￣︶￣＠)>Really so handsome, with a strong body, straight legs, sexy eyes, and that hard-as-iron flying bird...

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(@mouth@)

Wait, isn't this Jiang Yuan!

Chen Zhouhan was frightened suddenly, and unconsciously exerted a little force on his hand. The bird in love was accidentally strangled by the neck, his dangling face turned purple, his neck was stiff, foaming at the mouth, and limp in his hand , looking half dead.

Chen Zhouhan looked at his dead little bird in pain, feeling a dull pain in his crotch, and his brain was restless, and the strange wanted warrant in his hand also gave him a very headache.

It just so happened that at this time, Jiang Yuan ran out of the bathroom barefoot with wet feet, his whole body was covered with silk, no, hanging, and he showed his perfect figure and majestic giant legs to the master who was sitting blankly in the living room. She is a serious person with a serious expression, without any charming emotions.

Chen Zhouhan looked at the naked/naked handsome man who had just come out of the bath and thought about how he was going forward bravely step by step. His wide soles left shallow watermarks on the floor, which was very interesting.

Madan!The pants are not up yet!

Chen Zhouhan tightened his trouser belt in a hurry, and forgot to pull up his loose pants in a hurry. The dangling little bird was suddenly caught on the head by a small cloth strip that was suddenly twisted. of physical damage.

Madan!The point is not the pants!It's a small ad with white, sticky, cool Dabao SOD honey in hand!

Just as Chen Zhouhan wanted to tear up the criminal evidence in his hand and destroy it to avoid future troubles, he was accidentally taken away from his hand.

Jiang Yuan frowned and looked at the small advertisement he took from the Earthman, stretched out his thumb to wipe off the little white spot that happened to cover his face, felt the sticky touch in his hand was strange, couldn't help it I stuck out my tongue and licked it to confirm the ingredients.

Water, fructose, protein and fat, and a hormone with a very strange taste, fishy and astringent, lingering on the tongue and lingering.

Is this... the nutrients in the bodies of people on earth?

Jiang Yuan glanced suspiciously at the stiff earthling standing beside him. Although he didn't have any strange meanings, in the eyes of the wretched otaku, it became a romantic seduction.

Chen Zhouhan's face turned red all of a sudden, he lowered his head shyly, then looked up shyly at Kan Kan, and from the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of the black earring on Jiang Yuan's left earlobe, and jumped like a foot. up.

"You you you you...you...that...you..."

"My father."

Jiang Yuan gave a short answer, then raised the slightly wet small advertisement in his hand, and gestured to the frightened otaku.

The three words "my father" can have many meanings.

My father asked me to go back and inherit the multinational chain monopoly large joint-stock limited company that I am not interested in at all.

My father wants me to go back and marry a beautiful and gentle stranger, Bai Fumei, who I don't like at all and who doesn't have desire/desire at all.

My father asked me to go back and lock me up as his own confinement. Every day, Jiang Jiang Niangniang endured flying pains.

It has to be said that these speculations are very likely to be the truth, and one of them really is the truth.

However, the preconceived little angel Chen Zhouhan and the little otaku who are highly educated psychologists and autistic patients firmly believe that Jiang Yuan is the cute little Shuaibi who escaped from the environment of excessive force and wrong treatment!

And this small advertisement is a missing person notice posted by his family members who have done bad things with good intentions.

But what the hell is this CCT!

Chen Zhouhan secretly glanced at Jiang Yuan's face, thinking that he should not be willing to bring up the topic of sad tears, so he was very sensible and stopped asking, and instead had a crush on the delicate little earrings Jiang Yuan was wearing. With strong interest, he reached out his hand presumptuously and wanted to touch it, but was quickly avoided by the other party.

Chen Zhouhan touched his nose in embarrassment, and laughed, seeing that Jiang Yuan showed no sign of getting angry, he turned and went back to his room to get a spare pajamas for the guest.

(￣▽￣) "Sorry it took me so long to realize that the guest wasn't wearing clothes.

It's really not intentional, it's really not because I want to see those pectoral and abdominal muscles a few more times so that I don't take clothes for him.

Jiang Yuan frowned and looked at the petite earthling who ran away, and unconsciously stretched out his hand to touch the little robot of the earth strategy guide that he deliberately hid in his ear before fleeing, and a sense of wonder rose in his heart. Emotions.

Just now, when the earthling with a good-looking smile stretched out his hand, the little alien prince, who had been extremely calm, had his heart beat faster for the first time, and there was a familiar tingling sensation in his ears, just like the earthling in the alley. Grabbing the little tail, it feels like being gently approached by the earthlings while eating. It's a strange feeling.

Jiang Yuan shook his head almost invisible, shaking off those messy thoughts in his mind.

Earthlings are truly a wonderful species. The archives recorded in the General Administration of Cosmic Cultural Relics are of no use at all. The cunning and complexity of Earthlings has never been realized by the Cosmic Alliance.

Earth Raiders Guide Little Robot Earth Escape Diary Day [-]:

The prince arrived on Earth safely and successfully captured the first Earthling.

The author has something to say: Keke, that hormone with a very strange taste is pro/column/gland/hormone

This chapter is really pure!

Those who feel very emotional all go to face the wall and think about it!