My buddy always flirts with me

◎Worthy of being the Emperor Swordsman◎

In terms of appearance, I followed my mother completely.

I heard from Uncle Youjue that my mother was very popular among the Jiaolong clan when she was young, and those who wanted to pursue her were ranked from inside to outside the clan, even the deputy head of the Black Dragon Tower of the Nine Demon Tower, the top power, never forgot about her. .

If it wasn't for my mother's initiative to abandon the innate demon pattern later, she would not have disappeared for such a long time from the silver dragon of the imaginary way that could steadily break through the source realm and "voluntarily degenerated" into a monk of the weapon way.

Afterwards, it wasn't until she became famous in the first battle and returned to everyone's field of vision when she instantly killed a rebellious Origin Realm cultivator when she achieved great success in the Dao of the Sword.It's just that she was already married at that time, so no one bothered her.

As for me……

There are as many races of monks in the source world as there are stars, and most of them have different appearance and aesthetics.Since I was young, I grew up watching all kinds of classmates, and I don’t have much feeling for my appearance on weekdays.

Until one year, I accidentally miscalculated and was punished by Emperor Tian Jianjun to run around the guarding formation of Emperor Tian Jianmen.That time, a casual cultivator happened to pass by the gate of Huangtian Jianmen, and for some reason, he secretly drew me.

That guy was probably short of money, so he killed him with one bite. His painting was "the number one beauty in the source world", using it as a gimmick to lure others to buy his painting.But the person who bought the painting really believed his evil, and the matter was quickly spread, and the painting was also rubbed, copied, and forged again and again, and the authentic and fake were mixed together, spreading everywhere .

But Huangtian Sword Sect has always cared more about lawbreakers, and such harmless rumors are rarely cared about.Therefore, for a long time, they didn't even know who they referred to as the "first beauty".

——Thus, until the rumors spread so much that it could no longer be suppressed, a certain deacon discovered the authentic painting among the seized goods.

I still remember that day was my 12th birthday, the weather was fine and sunny.I had just finished counting two dozen account books and was about to rest when I saw Huangtian Jianjun walking in with a scroll of paintings, threw it in front of me, and said with a smile: "Duaner, open it and have a look?"

I thought it was a birthday present from him, and I was flattered when I saw that the scene in the painting looked very familiar——I saw a boy with black hair and gray eyes sitting cross-legged on the ground, with a pile of firewood in front of him, holding Roast half a chicken on a skewer with wooden sticks.

I was in a daze when I was startled by Huang Tianjianjun's loud shout: "Okay, Wan Tuduan. You are fined to run around, and you still dare to be lazy and eat roast chicken halfway? No wonder you came back later than expected Two and a half days late!"

I felt very wronged when I was young.

The Emperor Heaven Sword Gate is so big, and I am only at the stage of Qi training, so it will take at least a month to run around the outer formation.At that time, the only ration that Sword Lord Huangtian gave me was Bigu Pill. Although that stuff could keep me from starving to death, my stomach was still empty and I was very sad, so I owed half a cold roast chicken on credit from the outer disciples to eat.

I tried to reason with Huangtian Jianjun: "Father, I..."

"Don't quibble." Huangtian Jianjun didn't listen at all, and added another base to the account book I was going to approve today, "I asked you to run around to hone your character, wouldn't it be a waste of time to be lazy. Hey , Let’s forget about it in another way, in the future, you can batch more first-base account books every day to exercise your mind.”

……

The identity of the person in the painting spread within a few years.

Ningxiang Pavilion is famous for its double-cultivation secret technique. Before that, they had always been in the list of beauties in the source world, and eight of the top ten belonged to their own monks.

Unexpectedly, just because of that group of casual cultivators making a fuss, I was inexplicably parachuted to the top of the list.For the credibility of the list, the monks of Ningxiang Pavilion had to pinch their noses to recognize it—they even sent monks to take a portrait of me, and Emperor Tian Jianjun sold my face for the price of two Golden Crow Secret Realms without any refusal .

So from that day on... I have never been able to get out of the top ten range of the list.

The group of young pavilion masters in Ningxiang Pavilion troubled me all day long for this.Emperor Tian Jianjun came to mock me after learning about this, saying that if I don't practice hard, one day someone will secretly put a sack on my face and beat my face to pieces.

Then he transferred a new batch of official documents for me to approve, and gloated that I dare not go out anyway, so I might as well approve more official documents.

I have been aggrieved and hated for many years, and I sealed up the provocative challenge letter sent by the monk of Ningxiang Pavilion. Finally, at the age of 120, I successfully broke through the out-of-body period, and immediately took the more than 200 boxes of the challenge letter to kill Ning Xiangge, one pick 27 beat all the young pavilion masters in their out-of-body period to the ground.

Then they never sent me the gauntlet again.

... They changed it to a love letter.

It took me two days to find out that I had changed from twelve or thirteen years old to an adult on that list, and was ranked back to the top of the list.

I was out of anger, and I was reviewing official documents and practicing every day, so I didn't have time to play with them.Those guys were ignored by me for several years, and finally came up with a new trick.

——They went to find Emperor Tian Jianjun again.

So Huangtian Jianjun said to me like this: "Yu Hong, you are too old, why don't you marry a wife quickly? You see, those monks in Ningxiang Pavilion have good intentions and good lives, and they are generous...cough, you want Don't think about marriage?"

However, at this time, I have seen through the essence of Emperor Tianjian, so I didn't pay attention to him at all. I just took the time to go out again, and beat up the young masters of the Ningxiang Pavilion in the fusion period.

...this memory is really bad.

After recovering, I realized that I seemed to have been silent for too long, and I hadn't responded to Qinan's teasing just now.

The small characters on the light in my hand were being brushed line by line, and I saw that many of them were saying that I just ignored Qinan's matter.

[Jun Hongjian just ignored Senior Qinan!Was he so indifferent to senior Qinan? 】

[I knew they were a political marriage, but they have no feelings at all! 】

[It must be that Lord Yi Hongjian was eyeing the value of Daoist Qinan's use, so he deliberately tricked him into forming a contract with him! 】

……

I squeezed the tablet tightly.

Qinan has been with me for so many years, and he has long been used to my taciturnity.In fact, I also tried to learn to speak more personally, but Qinan's reaction...he almost thought that I was under an illusion, and checked me for a long time.

So in the end it came naturally.

But outsiders don't know how I am with him, but these casual cultivators love to gossip——

But at this moment, Qinan backhanded a chopstick of leeks to my mouth.He rested his chin on one hand, squinted his eyes slightly and said to me: "Come on, ah—"

I:"……"

I silently opened my mouth and ate the leeks he fed.

Qinan asked with a smile, "Is it delicious, Master Swordsman?"

I said: "Yeah."

Qinan's tone was ambiguous: "Then I taste better or the food tastes better?"

I subconsciously glanced at the spherical puppet floating beside me: "..."

Is he going to talk to me about this kind of problem in public?This, this is too immodest... But since he wants to, I...

But before I could say anything, Qinan suddenly laughed by himself.He leaned on the table laughing out of breath, squinted at me and complained: "I said Yi Hong Jianjun, why are you so nonchalant? I was just joking, what is your expression. "

……what?

I was dumbfounded by what he said for a moment.

After laughing, Qinan casually waved his hand at Yuanqiu: "Forget it, don't worry about this old-fashioned thing. I suddenly remembered something..."

Seeing him bring up the topic very naturally, I finally realized that Qinan was just acting for outsiders.

The ball puppet couldn't capture my expression, so Qinan deliberately said something that should only be said in private, and then induced me to blur my previous silence into "too serious and not funny".

really.

Gone are the small words that questioned our relationship.

I silently put a piece of candied lotus root in his bowl.

Jinan...

I pursed my lips slightly, lowered my eyes to look at the live broadcast on the screen.

In the picture, he has a handsome appearance, and his tea-brown eyes look clear and sincere.But I know very well that there is probably no one in this world who is more deceitful than him.

It's probably because some memories of my youth were brought up just now, and I suddenly remembered the time before I formed a bond with Qinan.

My fingertips lightly brushed his brows and eyes in the picture, feeling a little complicated.

Back then, I had already entered the Emperor Sword Dao, but I was still so miserably deceived by him.

Little badass.

Why do you want to push me away even though other monks are flocking to me?

I was a little distracted, but at this moment, I suddenly heard a crisp sound of dishes breaking not far away.Immediately, one person jumped up against the table and roared: "Your meat tastes wrong! Unscrupulous merchants, you are selling sick and dead meat from Wushan Spirit Beast Farm!"

Hearing this, my pupils shrank slightly, and I narrowed my eyes slightly to look at that person.

Wushan Spirit Beast Farm?