My buddy always flirts with me

◎Damn it, the person who said that must be blind! ◎

Half a month ago, the fact that the Wushan Spirit Animal Farm violated the "meat-eating ban" was exposed. The owner of the factory absconded, and all the "spirit animals" raised were exterminated within two days.At present, Huangtian Sword Lord has arrested half of the monks involved in the case and sent them back to the Huangtian Sword Gate for interrogation, but as expected... Those low-level "abandoned sons" were either kept in the dark at all, or were killed by the soul monks. Controlling the mind, there are very few people who really know.

Although Emperor Tianjian is still hunting for the remaining absconders, to be honest, I don't have much hope for this clue.

And in the past half a month - the black hand behind the scenes has been silently acting.

I mobilized the Emperor Sword Intent and watched the troublemaker.

It was an ordinary person, with no trace of training on his body.Aged 43 years old, jobless, relying on the subsistence allowances of the national system on this planet and the pension of his mother, but because of excessive spending, he has developed the habit of stealing and defrauding.The character is lazy and bullying, so bad that he is superficial and stupid.

At this moment, his strongest thought is to say:

[According to the words given by Boss Liu, you can get a lot of money by making troubles. This job is too easy, hehehe, 2000 yuan is enough for me and the little girl in the East Street hair salon to have fun three times! 】

I calmly withdrew my gaze, exited the live broadcast interface, and reported Boss Liu and the hair salon that organized prostitution in violation of regulations to the relevant departments of this planet.

[But the meat in this shop is not all sick and dead meat, right?It's pretty good to eat... Hey, who cares, West Street Angkor uses gutter oil and rat meat to sell skewers every day, and I haven't heard of anyone eating them. 】

I conveniently reported West Street Angkor to the Food and Drug Administration.

[Hey, why don't I take advantage of the trend to blackmail this hot pot restaurant, they usually turn big things into small things, hehehe, I'm such a genius! 】

I called the police again.

There was a commotion in the hotpot restaurant for a while, and the manager finally arrived late.

"Sick and dead meat! This is definitely sick and dead meat from Wushan Spirit Beast Farm! Lose money!" The middle-aged man pointed at the meat on the ground and yelled, "Look at this meat, the color is so strange, it falls apart when you touch it, it is absolutely not Fresh and problematic!"

The manager explained again and again: "Of course not, you are joking, guest. Spirit beast meat is so expensive, we..."

"Don't think I don't know!" The middle-aged man slapped the table and shouted, "Some time ago, all the spirit beasts in the Wushan Spirit Beast Farm died suddenly, and the backlog of animal meat could not be sold, so you just took the opportunity to buy it cheap !I *your mother! If you don't give an explanation today, you bunch of black-hearted businessmen, I will..."

"No, no, how is that possible..."

As the two argued, the other diners around looked at each other, hesitantly looking at the meat on their own table, and at the two arguing.

[Really or not... To be on the safe side, I have to tell my family not to come to this store. 】

[This meat doesn't seem to have any strange taste? 】

[Can the hotel lose money? 】

[Spiritual beast meat?Wow, isn't that earned? 】

[Sick and dead meat...so disgusting...would it be contagious to me! 】

I hung up the phone and switched the screen back to the live broadcast interface, but suddenly found something wrong.

In the live broadcast, the middle-aged man was angrily yelling at the manager: "There are flies in your food! I *your mother! You won't give me an explanation today..."

My heart moved slightly, and I turned my head to look at Qinan.

Qinan noticed my gaze and turned his head to look at me.He rested one hand on the table, his bony wrist bent into a graceful curve, supporting his crooked head.

I asked, "Illusion."

Qinan bent his eyes and laughed: "Oh, I was discovered~"

That middle-aged mortal was obviously being used, and I am afraid that the one who instigated him was the person behind the gluttony case.

I saw with my own eyes before that Qinan had burned all the bones and buried them.It is impossible for the animal meat from Wushan Spirit Beast Farm to leak out, these people are just spreading rumors.As for the purpose - most likely to expand the scope of influence of the gluttony case again.

Their seemingly oblique approach is not surprising.

Because, the most efficient and reliable news dissemination channel in the source world is now firmly controlled by Xuanjingzong, followed by the remaining five of the top six powers in the source world-the Emperor Tian Jianmen, the Nine Demon Tower, and the Shenzhou Pavilion. , Ningxiang Pavilion, and Changhan Valley.

And even if they are both top forces, Huangtian Sword Sect is overwhelmingly powerful.Of the ten source gods in the source world, my Huangtian Sword Sect monopolizes half of them; and even if there are half-step source gods who are a little lower in level, Huangtian Sword Sect is no less than other sects.

It is impossible for other sects to help spread unfavorable rumors that violate the laws of the emperor.

Therefore, it is very difficult for the All Beings League to spread any news quickly. They can only spread it secretly by relying on crowd tactics like this.

The transmission efficiency of this method is very poor, but if it appears in Qinan's live broadcast - then things will instantly set off a storm in the source world.

But I know that Jinan will not let this happen.

I asked, "When."

Qinan lazily replied: "I've been on alert ever since that guy said 'you meat', just in case he used a low-level illusion to replace the real picture. See, it came in handy. "

……what.

I pursed my lips slightly, lowering my eyes to hide the expression in my eyes.

My Taoist partner is perfect, he always seems to be so cautious and reliable, and I can feel... as he grows older and more knowledgeable, this quality is becoming more and more obvious in him.

I still remember the first time I expressed my heart to him many years ago.

At that time, I had just condensed the natal sword for a few years, and Qinan's cultivation was only at the peak of the Mahayana period.I can vaguely feel that his emotions are very complicated. He seems to be happy, but there are also some dark parts.But at that time, I was overwhelmed by his promise of "to form a bond when you become a source", and I didn't pay much attention to it.

I took him back to Huangtian Jianmen, applied for him to join the sect, told my close elders that he would be my Taoist companion, and used this as an excuse to give him the inner demon formation that was originally only open to disciples of this sect. I look forward to him breaking through to the source realm as soon as possible and forming a bond with me.

Then he ran away.

——Using the intense emotions when he first came out of the inner demon formation as a cover, he acted out a scene to get rid of me who was waiting for him outside the formation, and then resolutely left when everyone hadn't reacted.

I couldn't believe he was using me for a long time, and deluded myself wondering if he just had something to do...

But the fact is that he is more ruthless than I imagined, and all this has long been in his plan.Immediately after he left the Heavenly Sword Gate Mountain Guard Formation, he made dozens of space jumps, and then completely changed his appearance and aura with the alchemy secret technique, and he never even went back to the secret realm where he had originally lived.

If it wasn't for the fact that he was only over 400 years old at that time, his cultivation base was not too high, and he didn't understand the mysteries of the Huangtian Sword Gate, maybe our fate would have really ended at that time.

I may never forget the desperation and pain I suffered back then, but I won't mention it to him.

...I really like him.

I'm beyond help.Although it was so sad, but seeing his wanton and meticulous methods, he felt that no one could match his charm.

It would be fine if those methods were not used on me again.

...I really like him.

An arm suddenly fell on my shoulder, pulling me out of memory and back to reality.Qinan was half lying on my back, the hands around me were useless, they were only hanging loosely: "Hey, Lord Jianjun, what are you thinking again? You are so engrossed."

I paused and said, "I like you."

Jinan: "..."

Qinan coughed dryly, picked up a chopstick of Flammulina velutipes for me, and began to talk about him: "Let me tell you, the flavor of Flammulina velutipes here is pretty good, and it ranks among the top 8000 restaurants I've eaten in—— Of course, it must be because I have done it properly. The [-]-year alchemy technology is not in vain..."

I tilted my head and kissed him, and his chattering mouth stopped abruptly.

Qinan was stunned for a while, his eyelashes blinked quickly, and then a layer of light pink was not obvious at the base of his ears: "You—"

We have formed a bond, and he is now my companion.

Qinan took a deep breath, clenched his hand on my back, and punched me hard.He closed his eyes and became angry: "You changed the subject! You beat me up! You fouled! You you you...you just ignored me!"

That kind of thing won't happen again.

I wanted to laugh a little, and said softly, "No."

"You have! Dozens of trillions of people in the source world testify for me! You still want to deny it!"

……

The siren of the police car came and went, and the middle-aged man who made trouble was finally taken away tremblingly.

Qinan's illusion was not unlocked until the monk in charge of the handover from Xuanjingzong arrived.

"Those guys are so annoying." Qinan mixed a portion of sesame sauce that he thought was delicious, and poured half of it into my plate. Everyone is looking for a little lover... What are you doing! We signed an equal spiritual source contract, hey, if you find a little lover, you will die, okay? That guy doesn't even have common sense..."

I listened for a while, and finally couldn't help but tentatively said: "Maybe they think we are sworn brothers."

The "dao couple" in the source world cannot be equated with the relationship between husband and wife.The so-called "Tao couple" refers to "travelers on the way to pursue the Tao". Some Taoist couples will marry separately due to reasons such as racial differences or orientation.

However, this kind of situation mostly occurs in low-level cultivators who cannot transform themselves. The cultivators above the out-of-body stage are generally capable of practicing the secret art of transforming demons, so it is rare to get married again.

After hearing my words, Qinan was silent for a long time, so long that I couldn't help feeling tense.I pretended to be calm to observe his expression, but I was taken aback when I saw it clearly.

He held back for a while with disgust on his face, and finally organized his words: "Damn, serious? In the common sense of the people in the source world, the year and time of our marriage are written in each issue, okay? Just write it at the time of the contract. Behind."

Me: "...um."

Well, I should have known, he really didn't think of me as sworn brother.