My buddy always flirts with me

◎Anode, miserable◎

This information makes me want to trouble Ao very much, but this guy is really a hypocrite with double appearance, all the words of disgusting people are said in his heart, and on the surface, he will even put Qinan together with other casual cultivators. Boasting that there is nothing in the sky and nothing on the earth.

... What's more, in the laws of the heavens, there is really no rule that it is illegal to swear in private.

Of course, it is not difficult to find trouble without violating the law.I have been law enforcement for more than 8000 years, and I have seen trillions of messy criminal methods. I know which methods can effectively avoid risks.

but.

If I did, I'd feel like a scumbag, a vengeful scumbag.

My heart held back a little bit of annoyance, three points of anger and six points of guilt.

This bastard scolded my Taoist companion so badly, I couldn't find trouble with him, I'm so sorry for Qinan.

While struggling, suddenly a familiar breath approached.

I came back to my senses and turned my head to look at the person who came, only to see Yang Yang wearing a luxurious dress prepared for the celebration, walking towards him like an extraordinarily fancy swinger.It was rare for him to be the only one. After meeting my eyes, he immediately saluted respectfully: "Yiyang met Jianjun Yihong."

Compared to the last time he was with Qinan, this guy is much calmer.

I responded, "There's no need to be polite. The mission went well."

Yang Yang answered immediately as if he had been prepared for a long time: "There was a little accident. The backer behind those Yuanxiu is a half-step Yuanshen, so I spent a little more time to capture them alive. I have already imprisoned them all yesterday. We've arrived in Dongriyuan, and no one from the same sect has been injured!"

Hearing this, I couldn't help but look at him twice more, and praised him: "Not bad."

Yang Yi's eyes lit up, as if he was very excited to be praised by me.

This guy... Although his private life is a bit messy, he is indeed very talented.Although after the collapse of the twelve source spirits, the difficulty of training has dropped a lot, but it can be said that it is rare in the world to have the strength to suppress half a step of the source god alone at the age of more than 4000.

If this continues, Yang Yi may also be able to obtain the God of Origin before Long Live.

...I just don't know who will be squeezed out of the top ten source gods by then.If it is the same sect of Huangtian Jianmen, it may be a little awkward to meet each other; if it robs the places of the other five top powers, the sect that has been robbed of places may fall into the top powers.

Before the end of the war, the strength of the source world had not become so extreme. Although the Emperor Tian Jianmen was also the strongest and had three source gods alone, the other four sects, except Ningxiang Pavilion, each had two source gods. It's not too weak.

But then Qinan and I rose up one after another, and took away a source god title from Nine Demon Pagoda and Shenzhou Pavilion respectively; Into the category of top forces——

It may be because Huangtian Jianmen is too strong in this generation.

Some people were forced to pull out the name of "League of All Beings" to plot secretly, trying to pull Huangtian Sword Gate from the altar.

Yang Yang seemed to sense that I was not in a good mood, and cautiously asked: "Mr. Yihong Jian, what are you standing here for... What's the matter?"

I was silent for a moment, and the suppressed unwillingness suddenly gained the upper hand: "Do you know how to trouble someone?"

Yang Yang was shocked: "I will! Who are you looking for? I will definitely satisfy you!!!"

...Why is he so excited.

After a brief impulse, my rationality came back: "... Forget it."

Yang Yang was a little anxious: "Why forget it? Who made you unhappy? I can't spare him the first... the second!"

I:"……"

Seeing me staring at him without speaking, Yang Yang felt a little shy.He explained slowly: "I, I dare not compete with Elder Qinan, so, so I am second. I really respect you in my heart, really!"

To be honest, I kind of dislike Yang Yang's self-confessed attitude.But after all, it is the sincerity of the children, so I can't say anything.

So I brought up this weird topic without changing my face: "Why are you here?"

Yang Yang replied: "Elder Qinan asked me to come, saying that he wanted to discuss with me about the talisman formation and magic formation."

Every time he mentioned Qinan's name, his voice was obviously weaker by two points, and even the words were a little vague, afraid that the score would be too obvious.

I couldn't help asking: "You are afraid of Qinan."

The anode stuck a bit.

"No, it's just..." Yang Yang said vaguely, "A little bit...well...indeed..."

After holding back for a long time, Yang Yang finally gave up on himself and told the truth: "I was not very afraid before, but recently I always feel that Elder Qinan's eyes are not right when he looks at me—it seems like he wants to dissect me."

...Qinan did think so.

I didn't tell him this fact, and was about to comfort him, but I heard Yang Yang regain his spirits: "Jiang Hong Jianjun, you haven't told me who provoked you yet!"

This kid remembers it so well.

I didn't answer directly, just asked: "How are you doing?"

Yang Yang said solemnly: "The person who can make you unhappy must not be of good character. I can ask my Taoist companion to seduce that guy, and when the guy is hooked, he will jump out and catch the adulterer, saying that guy molested my Taoist companion."

Me: "You..."

"Huh? Please tell me." Yang Yang looked at me like a brown poodle loyal to his master.

I was in a complicated mood, so I organized my words: "I'm afraid it's not appropriate to treat my Taoist companion like this."

"There's nothing wrong with it," Yang Yang said, "Actually, I have nothing to do with the more than 2 people in my palace. They can leave whenever they want. It's just that most people rely on me, so I will take the responsibility." Take responsibility."

After finishing speaking, Yodo looked at me expectantly.

what to do.

Do you want me to praise you for being responsible?

I finally couldn't help persuading him: "Yangyang, have you ever thought about finding a decent Taoist companion?"

However, Anode's answer surprised me a bit.

"Thought about it, I originally planned to make a lifetime promise with my first Taoist partner." Yang Yang's eyes were a little melancholy.He sighed, and continued: "In the beginning, I actually wanted to learn from you and Elder Qinan. Find a Taoist companion, stay with us, and live and die together, but—"

"—My Taoist partner, she dislikes me and always double cultivates with her!"

Yang Yang said sadly and angrily: "I thought we were very sweet, but she suddenly broke up with me. She accused me of demanding too much, which made her have no time to study alchemy. After struggling to stay, she still didn't want to be with me. Well, what can I do?"

I was shocked by his speech: "...Haven't you thought about restraining yourself a little bit?"

"No way." Yang Yang said seriously, "If I don't practice Dual Cultivation for a while, I will be very anxious, I feel like I'm burning inside, and my whole body feels uncomfortable, as if I'm about to die."

I am speechless.

"Later, I thought about it, and felt that this was an ordeal in the pursuit of love." Yang Yang continued, "I went to find my second Taoist partner. My second Taoist partner is a delicate and lovely man. Child, he speaks softly and weakly, and praises me all day long. I like him very much, and I think it’s okay if Taoist couples can’t advance and retreat together, and it’s good to find someone who loves me wholeheartedly.”

"Then he hooked up with another more powerful monk behind my back, and told his concubine that I forced him, so that I was almost killed by that concubine." Yang Yang said expressionlessly.

Me: "...sorry."

Yang Yang said: "I'm okay, I'm not sad anymore. I haven't completely given up after being cheated by the second one. I just feel that I am unlucky. It took me a while to forget this bad relationship experience. During this period, I gained In order to have the opportunity to become a disciple of the outer sect of Huangtian Sword Sect, he is concealing his identity with the same batch, and accepting the promotion test in another sect."

"I met my third Taoist companion."

"She is a very beautiful demon cultivator, and she also knows a little bit of alchemy. She doesn't dislike me for being too demanding, and she has some strengths that can barely complement me. The only thing that makes me unhappy... is that every time she finishes her double cultivation, she will Turn the corner and ask me for resources."

"I'm not very happy, because I want to find a Taoist companion, not go out whoring. But after all, a Taoist companion should be pampered, so I didn't say much, and I satisfied her."

Yang Yang sneered when he said this: "Now that I think about it, I am too naive."

"She's just a liar with no face, no skin, no lower limit." Yang Yang's expression implied annoyance, "She actually poisoned my elixir, then stole my storage bag and ran away! It's fine to run away! Two years after my identity as a disciple of Huangtian Sword Sect was revealed, she ran back and returned me with my storage bag, which was half missing, and used clumsy excuses to say that she was taken away! "

"Not only that, she also brought her 'half-brother' to post with me," Yang Yang laughed angrily when he said this, "She thinks I can't see that she and that brother have both cultivated Ling? The aura of force entanglement is so obvious...Damn it, that's obviously her concubine!!!"

Yang Yang was very emotional when he said this, waving his fists as if he wanted to hit the table.It's a pity that he is standing now, and there is nothing around him for him to beat, so he has no choice but to take his hand back angrily.He took a deep breath to calm down, and continued: "I realized later."

I thought his relationship history had finally come to an end, who would have thought, just listen to him say the next sentence:

"It's not reliable at all to live, but it's more reliable to die."

"So the next day, I went to the cultivator of the Artifact Refining Dao to order a puppet capable of dual cultivation."

The author says:

Regarding why the latest update is so unstable:

Because it was approaching the time for the supervisor to check the progress of the thesis, someone was too anxious to type.

(It seems that two chapters are already owed)

(The state is very good tonight, give it a try and wait for another chapter)