My buddy always flirts with me

◎Public questioning. ◎

...Puppet people?

I thought Yang Yang wanted to say that he had suffered three emotional injuries in succession before he became the philandering scumbag he is now, but I didn't expect that he was picked up by a puppet.

The source world's harvesting and supplementing, dual cultivation, in essence, is a special method of spiritual power training.Like Ningxiang Pavilion, they are famous for their solid spiritual power and huge amount.Of course, these are just some auxiliary methods, after all, it is absolutely impossible to break through the source realm by relying on spiritual power alone.

This may be the reason why Ningxiang Pavilion has always been weak among the top sects.

In addition to the most common meaning of double cultivation, there is another way of explaining it, that is, the practice of pure spiritual collision.This also means that monks can double cultivate with anything with spiritual power—even dead things.

The ethos in the cultivation world has always been unrestrained, and the depth of development in this area is simply amazing to me.Although I am not interested, I have been forced to learn a lot about this aspect after many years of law enforcement.

For example, the puppet man mentioned by Yang Yang is one of the most popular categories. It can not only simulate a serious Taoist couple to a certain extent, but also because it is a dead thing, it is convenient to use and throw away when you get tired of it. Every year, the shop of Ningxiang Pavilion It is the most stolen item in it.

I am not very happy to see this word, because this kind of puppets cannot be sold after being used. The monks in Ningxiang Pavilion always want the thief to pay the full amount; No matter how much it is damaged, the fine is only willing to pay one-third of the compensation.

Every time the subordinates couldn't handle it and brought this matter up in front of me, I felt that they were deliberately wasting the labor of Huangtian Jianmen.

I roughly recalled all kinds of information about the puppet man, and then I heard Yang Yang continue talking after a short pause.

"The first puppet I bought was An Caicui." Yang Yang said in a deep voice.

...You can't even remember the number of living companions in single digits, but you can remember the names of the puppets clearly.

"She has the appearance of a human race. She is not too stunning, but she is also quite delicate and pleasant." Yang Yang said seriously, "I was at the peak of the golden core stage at the time, and it took half of my net worth to buy her. I recited it seriously. The maintenance method of the puppet human Taoist couple, when I saw her instruction manual saying that it can maintain immortality for 200 years, I even thought that I could replace her spirit stone core regularly according to my cultivation base, and be with her for a long time—"

"However, after one year and two months, she broke down." Yang Yang said blankly.

I:"……"

Yang Yang seems to recall some unbearable past events: "I just finished taking care of Cui Cui that day, and I wanted to have sex with her tenderly. However, I just went in and didn't move twice, and she suddenly cracked into pieces with two clicks. Four petals..."

When talking about this, Yang Yang even gestured on his face with his hands: "From the right brow bone to the palate, even the eyeballs and skull have fallen off."

"I was almost intimidated."

I was silent and didn't know what to say.

And the anode over there has completely sunk into my own memory and does not need my response.He continued on his own: "I was very heartbroken at the time. I found the store where I bought Cuicui, and I wanted those people to repair her for me. However, when I found the place, I found that the building was already empty—after After inquiring, I found out that the owner of that shop was sued for using inferior materials for refining tools, and he is currently paying off his debts in the Winter Day Deep of the Emperor's Sword Gate."

"That's when I realized that I was still too naive." Yang Yang was heartbroken, "It is true that puppets can't lie, but—the people who made puppets can!"

I:"……"

Yang Yang took a deep breath: "It doesn't matter, I learned a lot from a pit. I didn't want to lose face before, and I purposely found this kind of unknown shop because I was afraid of being laughed at by my classmates. This time I went all out, and went directly to the shop in Ningxiang Pavilion I bought it."

"My second puppet human being is Hua Nuo." Yang Yang said, "Her appearance is half human and half fox, charming and charming, much more beautiful than Cuicui, and even responds to me by moving twice."

"I turned all the pain of losing love in the previous four times into doting, and cherished her even more. We spent nearly ten years of happy years, until that day when she suddenly had a fever and almost burned me."

When I heard this, the forehead suddenly twitched, and I thought to myself that it was you.

More than 4000 years ago, I did approve a special case that appeared for the first time in [-] years. It was said that the puppet of Ningxiang Pavilion cooked the fragile branch of a male cultivator for some reason.

Ningxiangge thought it was used illegally by Nanxiu, but Nanxiu insisted that there was something wrong with the dolls in Ningxiangge.

I vaguely remember that Ningxiang Pavilion was solely responsible for the final result, and since then they have installed overheating spirit-dispelling arrays on all mid- and low-level puppets sold.

So it became the only such tragedy recorded in history.

Sure enough, I heard Yang Yang say: "After the inspection, there is something wrong with the doll in Ningxiang Pavilion. They treated my injury for free, and compensated me with a new doll in the out-of-body period."

I suddenly had a subtle premonition, maybe——

Yang Yang: "Okay, it's finally a three-digit year this time. I thought it was all right, but who knows that on our [-]th anniversary, she suddenly shattered into slag, and she gave it to me by the way A physical castration."

Me: "..." Sure enough, it's still you.

The sufferer of the first puppet doll explosion and disability incident in Ningxiang Pavilion.

Yang Yang vicissitudes said: "I finally gave up after receiving a large amount of compensation. I rejected the anti-explosion safety doll with a leather case provided by them, and wanted to be alone. At this time, I am already a monk in the out-of-body period. Included in the list of core disciples of Huangtian Sword Sect."

"I suddenly remembered my first love, and wanted to go home and ask her if I didn't regret it."

Anode suddenly fell silent.

I asked softly, "Did you see her?"

Yang Yang lowered his eyes, the previous resentment gradually disappeared, and he looked extremely sad.He said: "I see. She hasn't found a new Taoist partner since she left me, and she hasn't left the area of ​​her hometown. After hundreds of years, her cultivation is still at the golden core stage, even without me Even without the interruption, the progress of her alchemy is still very slow."

He raised his eyes, took a deep breath with a calm face, and said slowly: "She is gray-haired and wrinkled, and she is already a dying old woman. She didn't recognize me when she saw me, and I didn't talk to her Saying hello, I just silently watched her walk into a elixir shop, and sold the 27 low-quality golden elixirs that she refined for the price of [-] three-turn spirit stones."

"I suddenly understood. What mutual promises for life... This kind of wishful thinking was a joke from the beginning."

Yang Yang calmly said: "I am a genius, I can practice quickly, and I have the ability to break through the limit of lifespan and become stronger and stronger, but my Taoist partner can't. Sooner or later, she will not be able to keep up with my pace, and then she will be able to keep up with me. I left halfway. I don't have your eyesight, I can't pick up the treasures of the sea like you found Senior Qinan, and I can't trust those powerful people of the same realm who I don't know well."

"So I gave up."

Yang Yang seemed to have returned to his usual appearance again, and spread his hands: "Perfect love is hard to come by, and I don't deserve it. From now on, I only have Huangtian Jianmen in my heart, Taoist companions and so on... just do whatever you want, It would be foolish to care."

... I think it's surprising that this guy is still so devoted to Shuangxiu after going through so many things.

I was silent for a moment, and asked, "Have you never thought about joining Ningxiang Pavilion?"

Although Yang Yang was born in a small world directly under the Emperor Heaven Sword Sect, everyone has their own ambitions, and Emperor Heaven Sword Sect will not restrict people from joining other sects.

I saw Yang Yang's face turned serious in an instant, and said solemnly: "No! I was born as a member of Huangtian Jianmen, and I will write it on the Wanbei Hall of Huangtian Jianmen when I die! I grew up listening to your legendary deeds since I was a child. I have bought every biography of yours! You may not know that you saved the lives of my whole family once when alien beasts made trouble!"

... whatever.

I don't want to worry about his more than 9000 Taoist companions anymore.

Not far away, the gorgeous and exquisite architectural complex of Huangtian Sword Gate is decorated with carved beams and painted buildings, and the monks stationed there are dressed in complicated and elegant clothes; while the tens of millions of casual cultivators who were only allowed to enter Huangtian Sword Gate during the Millennium Celebration have different appearances and behaviors, appearing rough Kuang is much more free.

I watched this scene full of fragmentation, and asked Yang Yang in a low voice: "Yang Yang, do you think that casual cultivators joining Huangtian Jianmen will hinder their cultivation?"

"Of course not." Yang Yang said in amazement, "How is that possible! If so, how could there be so many casual cultivators wanting to join my Heavenly Sword Sect?"

I fell silent after hearing the answer.

So what is Qinan hiding?

Thinking about it was getting a little upset, when he suddenly noticed that Yang Yang was still standing beside him.I couldn't help saying: "Qinan is not looking for you."

Yang Yang froze when he heard Qinan's name.He replied dryly: "Ah...yes...then I will, I will go first."

"Ah."

Hearing the words, Yang Yang turned and left aggrieved, like a big dog that was abandoned by someone.

I stood where I was, staring at those casual cultivators thinking about something.

Due to the use of the concealment technique, most of the casual practitioners could not see me, so it did not cause any commotion.

However, at this moment, I suddenly heard the voice from my heart that was coming straight to me.

【Eh, Mr. Yu Hongjian has been watching this side secretly for a long time, is he looking at me? 】

I came back to my senses and looked intently in the direction the voice came from.

I saw that Dan Xiu, whose dao name is Aotian, was secretly looking at me out of the corner of his eye, and on the surface he was talking about it with a few casual cultivators pretending to be serious.

I generally don't like to listen to other people's voices at will, unless it's coming directly at me like this-it's almost impossible to avoid it when I'm caught off guard.

[Ha, I met my gaze, he is indeed looking at me!I knew that Yuhong Jianjun liked Danxiu, he must have discovered my charm, right?If it wasn't for Qinan who was born 6000 years earlier than me, what would happen to him now! 】

【What would you do if Jun Hongjian likes me? I only like female cultivators with big breasts, thin waists, thin buttocks.But look at that face... Fuck, how can someone look like this, it's too good-looking, it's so fairy-like, it's like a dream. 】

[Looking at this face, I can barely accept even a man.Moreover, Huangtian Sword Sect is so rich, if Jianjun Yuhong becomes my Taoist partner...]

I was so disgusted by this bastard, I turned around and caught up with Yang Yang who hadn't gone far, planning to go find Qinan with him.

Damn, after living for more than 8000 years, I really haven't seen a few monks who are as ignorant as he is.What gave him the confidence to imagine such unrealistic things?How dare you belittle Qinan while delusional about me?

If it wasn't for the millennium celebration, I wouldn't be able to take action against the monks who were invited to participate in the celebration, and this Ao Tian would suffer a bloody disaster today.

Was it the deacon who let him in?

I suppressed my anger and didn't take two steps, but a strange voice suddenly sounded behind me: "Jiang Hong Jianjun, please stay!"

I paused, frowned and looked back.

The casual cultivators broke out into a brief commotion because of this voice, and they all looked around, looking for my trace.

The Sanxiu who called me was not in the same direction as Ao Tian. From where he was standing, it seemed that he had just walked out of the house.He stared at me closely, with a serious face and a very calm and upright demeanor.

"Yuhong Jianjun," the man bowed and clasped his fists in salute, "please show up and see."

Although my invisibility technique is mediocre, at least my cultivation is here.Since he can see through my stealth technique, it proves that he can at least be considered a top-level casual cultivator in the source realm.

I withdrew the stealth technique and responded, "What's the matter."

The casual cultivator raised his head and looked directly at me, with anger hidden in his eyes.He raised his voice and said, "I'm a loose cultivator, Yan Hui, who has always been looking forward to the Emperor Tian Jianmen. Unfortunately, I was too far away from the Great Barren Island before, so I didn't have the chance to see it. Now I finally have the ability to cross the sea of ​​chaos and travel thousands of miles to the celebration. I heard some bad rumors along the way."

Yan Hui?

I have some impression of this name.Du Tianshan reported to me before that a monk with extraordinary potential in the Dao of the Sword had risen in the first star area of ​​Dongding 170, with the Taoist name "烰辉".This person has a straightforward personality and hates evil like a vengeful enemy. He admires Huangtian Jianmen in his words and deeds in daily life, and he has the value of focusing on wooing.

The casual cultivator paused for a moment, stared at me and asked loudly: "Excuse me, Mr. Yu Hongjian, why has there been no result on the matter of Wushan Spirit Beast Farm until now? Is it true that as they say, it is Huangtian Jianmen who is here?" Do you intend to cover up those scumbags? Please give me an explanation!"