The bitterness of the book

◎My name is Mitang, and I am 25 years old. It was an ordinary evening. I downloaded the live broadcast to prepare my best friend Zhuzhu's house for dinner.Since college, I have been on the Internet straight... ◎

My name is Mi Tang, and I am 25 years old. It was an ordinary evening. I got off the live broadcast and went to my best friend Zhu Zhu’s house for dinner.Since I was in college, I have been doing food tutorials live on the Internet. At present, I have more than 100 million fans. I have never worked in society, because I can lie down and win. Who wants Kerry?

I usually have a lot of hobbies, not to mention cooking, I also like to go to nightclubs, play games, and occasionally play some real-life CS or room escape games. My biggest hobby is reading Tanmei novels, because the male protagonists in the novels are too perfect , As a result, I haven't found a decent boyfriend now, and I am surrounded by passers-by who come and go.

My best friend Zhuzhu is as beautiful as me, and we both had similar childhood experiences, but the difference between us is that she now has a happy family and loves her husband.

I have lived in this city by myself for eight years, and I have known her for five years. If I have nothing to do, I will go to her house to have dinner and gossip with her. We live in the same community, I live in Unit [-], and she lives in Unit [-] , I came to her house when I introduced myself, because I always come to her house to prevent our two families from losing their keys, so I also have a copy of her elevator card and key!I went straight upstairs and entered the house, she sat on the sofa and waited for me, while her husband was cooking in the kitchen.

"Honey, come here quickly, have you read the novel I shared with you before?" Zhuzhu enthusiastically invited me to sit down on the sofa, and her husband poked his head out from the kitchen at this moment: "She has been waiting for a long time, so I will Waiting for you to come and talk to you about the plot of the novel."

By the way, we both have different tastes in reading novels!I like Tanmei, but Zhuzhu doesn't like this genre, she likes Gongdou, but I don't even want to read Gongdou's novels, I think it's a waste of my brain!But if it is strongly recommended by the other party, the two of us will definitely read it because of our friendship. For example, this time she recommended to me the novel "The Peerless Emperor's Brother Dotes on Me Most": "Baby, I am so mad at reading your novel." That's right, the male lead's typical bitter lover, he didn't say the three words "I love you" to the heroine until he died, trash!"

Zhuzhu also expressed his regret: "Yes, this is the hard feelings of many book lovers, but he really loves the heroine so much that he even gave up his national mission for the heroine. He endured humiliation for more than ten years. Finally, in the On the city tower, I was willing to be stabbed to death by the male lead's sword, my mother, I can't do it, thinking about the plot, I want to cry now."

I rolled my eyes angrily: "Come on, when it comes to the heroine, I am even more convinced. She has no ability at all, and it all depends on the light of the protagonist to make the hero and heroine compete for her and spoil her! Just spoil her! Silly spoiling! Spoil her to death! If I were a man, I wouldn’t look at her directly, I wouldn’t know anything, would I know the truth all day long? Ah? Ah! So it’s like this! My brother is amazing! My brother is awesome!! Pretending to be She looked harmless to humans and animals, but in the end her scheming was exposed and she killed the second man, but fortunately the second man still likes her! No way, when I think about it, I think the second man is even more stupid!"

Zhuzhu hit me angrily: "Hmph! It's easy to find a partner just like you, who call boys brothers and sisters like you, wishing that the other party would kneel down and call you daddy, or just sleep through the night, you You can’t even remember their names, hum! You deserve to be single!”

At this time, my best friend's boyfriend poked his head out from the kitchen again: "Don't shut your eyes when you two chatter, talk about something happy, for example, if you two crossed into the harem, what level can you two get mixed up?" After the best friend and boyfriend raised questions and resolved the fight, they went back to the kitchen to get busy.

At this moment, Zhuzhu was proud: "Hehe, me? If I get to the harem, based on my accumulation of so many harem novels, I must be the queen anyway. Even if I am not the queen, with my ability, I will definitely survive to the finale! "

I didn't even think about this question, and just blurted out: "If I go to the harem, I will cook delicious food every day, and then live on my own. It is best for the emperor not to come to me for the rest of my life, so that no one will be jealous of me, and I can Safe and sound, live freely until the finale!"

My best friend and boyfriend came out of the kitchen again, looked at me and said, "Believe me, if you do that, you will live for 2 minutes at most, and you will die!"

"Why?" I don't understand.

"You don't mess with others, others mess with you, life in the harem, you can't help yourself! If you don't fight, your status is not high enough, then you will be a back for others! It's not just the harem, isn't it the same at work now?" The appearance of a thousand.

At this time, Zhuzhu stood up to refute her boyfriend: "Oh! I don't think he will die. If he can travel through the past, he must be the chosen one! He has a golden body protection than the protagonist, and he will definitely turn danger into good luck!"

When the two of them were arguing, I frowned, imagining the scene of myself fighting for favor, eh~ it was unsightly: "A group of girls in their prime are going to fight for a 50-[-]-year-old uncle? I don't want to chase him, it's too embarrassing for him !"

Zhuzhu: "Why is he an uncle in his 50s or [-]s? You read that in the novels, they are all cold and abstinent little brothers. Oh, my mouth is watering just thinking about it! Besides, even if he is an uncle, he is handsome and stylish. Yes, isn’t it on TV too?”

I rubbed my chin and thought about it carefully: "How can someone be so young when he ascends the throne? The novels are full of scribbles. If there is such a handsome person, I would rather let go of my indifference to fame and fortune and go to the queen's position to have a good time! I can raise him as the emperor!"

Arguing with her at Zhuzhu's house until nine o'clock in the evening, I went downstairs to check that the time was just right, and I was going to go to the nightclub to see if there was a high freeze!Desired little brother.Suddenly, a car drove over from the opposite side of the road. The headlights were so dazzling that people couldn't open their eyes. I stood there and raised my hand to cover it for a while.

After seeing the world in front of me clearly again, I panicked!Around me, it was still a hazy night, but by the moonlight, I looked up, and not far in front of me was a resplendent, majestic and magnificent palace sitting on the high white stone platform. I turned around in panic, and behind me It's a long white stone road leading to a locked gate, no!To be precise, it is the palace gate!The palace gate that will appear in the TV series!Look at the palace in front of you again, is it the palace? !Where I am, is the Imperial Palace in the capital?No, it’s thousands of miles from my city to the capital, and you can’t go so fast by plane, unless you’re dreaming!Could it be that he didn't go out just now, but unknowingly fell asleep on the sofa in Zhuzhu's house?

I pinched my thigh hard, "Oh~" My facial features wrinkled together in pain!

At this time, two rows of patrolling people came up, dressed like Ouchi guards, and when they saw me, they nodded politely and said hello: "Master Ji!" Then they saluted and left?

Lord Ji?Are they calling me?Why is this name so familiar?When I lowered my head to think, I caught a glimpse of my clothes!Instead of hot pants and sneakers when going out, it's brocade robes and black boots!Looking at his top, it's not a shirt with half-sleeves that shows the navel, but a top that is integrated with the robe, and the sleeves at the wrists are buttoned with silver hollow eagle feather buttons!Sweeping down, suddenly!Ah~ where are my breasts?How is this flat? !

Clutching my flat chest, I hurried to the water tank under the pedestal, examining my outfit with the reflection in the water!It doesn't matter if you look at it, I found that what is more terrifying than flat chest is my face, damn it!male? !

Mi Tang was taken aback by the reflection in the water. She straightened up and looked at her dress again. It was a dark blue brocade gown with exquisite treasure-face patterns embroidered on both shoulders. On her wrist was an eagle that would only be worn by ancient men. Feather clasps wrists!She swallowed, and made simple mental adjustments, then put her head in front of the water tank again, and took a look at her own appearance. Her hair was tied with a white jade crown, her face was like a begonia, her eyebrows were clear, handsome, suave, and majestic. An outstanding talent, Ma De, with such an exquisite appearance, Honey intuitively knows that her cultural level is limited!But at first thought, no, she must confirm her gender!In order to prove it, Mi Tang found a dark corner with no one there. After observing the safety of the surrounding environment, she reached down through the robe and touched it. This touch made her hairs stand on her head, oh my god, my mother !I actually turned into a man!Although so handsome, but... the plot is too amazing!If this is a dream, when she wakes up, she must share her current psychological feelings with Zhuzhu. If it is not a dream, then who is she now?Is the honey still there?Can I go to honey to talk about love?

Honey doesn't know where she is, who she is, or what she can do, but fortunately there are quite a lot of security guards here, and there are waves of patrolling back and forth, so she plans to grab a cliché at random. Just about to arrest someone, an anxious voice suddenly ran down from the Baishi platform behind him: "Master Ji, the emperor has summoned you, why are you still standing here? The emperor is waiting impatiently!"

Honey paused for a moment, and after confirming that the eunuch-like person in front of her was talking to her, she chuckled and showed embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I was a little anxious just now, so I was delayed."

The old eunuch stomped anxiously: "Hurry up!" After that, the old eunuch stretched out his hand and led Honey up the stone steps!

Honey followed the old eunuch to the base of the Baishi platform, and now she looked up and saw the three big characters on the door of the hall above her head: Mingde Hall!

Mingde Hall?Mingde Hall!Honey thinks this name is very familiar, ah!This is the place where the little emperor works in "The Peerless Emperor's Brother Dotes on Me Most". The eunuch next to the emperor, he remembers correctly: "Eunuch Li?" Out of the mind.

"Hey~ Master Ji, what's your order?" The old eunuch in front politely turned his head and asked gently.

This time, honey was like a thunderbolt! , Mad, I have time-traveled, and even transmigrated into my least favorite Gongdou drama!My surname is Ji!Ah~ I'm about to die, he turned out to be the second male lead in misery!

"It's nothing, thank you for your hard work." Honey calmly replied after clearing away her shock, but in fact, a mushroom cloud exploded in her heart!

He followed Eunuch Li, strode into the Mingde Hall, then turned left and stepped into a red-painted high threshold. Just entering the inner hall, a man in a golden dragon robe leaned over the desk and wrote a pen. The boy came into view!Hearing someone coming in, the young man immediately held up one sleeve with green five fingers, then stopped writing, stood up straight, looked at the person coming at the door with a pair of smiling starry eyes, and asked, "Ji Aiqing is here?" The young man stood upright, The sound of the exit is as refreshing as the ice spring waterfall in midsummer!

Honey shouldn't, she shouldn't, staring at the emperor at this time has committed a nympho, her mind is very simple now, there is only one word "handsome", which runs through it all!

Seeing Ji Yuming standing there staring at the emperor for a long time, Eunuch Li called softly, "Master Ji?"

Eunuch Li's life awakened Ji Yuming's drowsy consciousness, and he immediately knelt down and bowed: "My minister, Ji Yuming, sees the emperor."

The emperor walked up to Ji Yuming in a few steps, and opened his thin lips lightly: "Ji Aiqing doesn't need to be too polite, Eunuch Li, you should step down first!"

After Eunuch Li left, Ji Yuming remained silent and waited motionlessly for the emperor's next move. The emperor in the novel was very sinister, so he had to guard against it!

The emperor walked to the window, looked up at the moon, pondered for a moment, and finally opened his mouth with a long sigh, "You have also seen the joint petition of several adults this morning. Regarding the drought in the south, the imperial court did not directly hand over the funds to the people. What do you think about things in here?"

Yuan Fang, how do you see?Ji Yuming tried his best to recall this episode in the novel in his mind. It is true that there is this episode, but this episode is already in the middle of the novel.It was here that the emperor asked Ji Yuming, the male second, to investigate the situation of the appropriation. As a result, Ji Yuming carried the thunder. After going to the south, he was made things difficult by the local officials. Unfortunately, his left leg and calf were scrapped and he was disabled for life!Later, some readers analyzed, maybe the useless legs were deliberately designed by the black-bellied emperor!

Honey is not stupid. Holding the principle of being able to lie down and win without Kai Rui, she directly turned her gun: "Your Majesty, I think this matter is caused by the ineffectiveness of the local officials. General, go to the local area to investigate, and once you find evidence of a crime, you will be punished immediately, and you will be punished to make an example of others!" Ji Yuming said impassionedly, and the confidence in all this came from the fact that he is a civil servant!Such ugly words are above, he does not believe that the emperor can force him to investigate!

"Ji Aiqing's words are reasonable, so according to your opinion, is there anyone who can be sent out?"

"This matter is entirely up to the emperor to decide, I dare not speak in vain!"

"Okay, I understand what you mean, you go back first!"

Ji Yuming came out of Mingde Hall, feeling comfortable physically and mentally, and feeling refreshed in his stomach!Ji Yuming, the second male lead in the original book, is a foolish male partner, with strategy but no guts, a lover but no desire!In the end, the important task of the country was not completed, the wife was not married, and my life was still involved!This time, he can't be like this. Bad things can be pushed away, good things can be taken up, and he will never suffer!The big deal is to die, and then return to your own world after death, isn't that how those novels written through books used to be?After all, he is the chosen one!Hey, Zhuzhu said it!

Ji Yuming walked down the high white stone platform. According to the original description, the place where the male second rests is at the palace gate on the left side of His Majesty Mingde, and then turn left. Inside a small wooden door, the dilapidated house belongs to Ji Yuming. Down room!

In the original book, Ji Yuming followed the emperor since he was a child.He grew up with the prime minister's daughter (that is, the heroine) and the emperor, but in fact Ji Yuming is a spy that Zhao Guo placed next to the little emperor Xuan Hao very early on, and the black-bellied Xuan Hao knew about it early on. It's true, but on the surface he and Ji Yuming are still playing the tattered drama of a loving lord and loyal servant. In the end, Ji Yuming gave up the chance to kill the emperor for the happiness of the heroine, but was killed by the emperor!

In the original book, Ji Yuming's martial arts is very high, but in order to better hide his identity, he tried his best to play a martial arts idiot, mixed up as a civil servant in the palace, and studied with the emperor.However, the emperor also knew this early on.

Ji Yuming's servant's room is not as clean as the emperor's bedroom, nor as comfortable as honey's modern big bed. It is just a quilt spread on two wooden boards, but it is better than 70.00% of people in this era!

Ji Yuming lived in this 'shabby' house for the whole night, his whole body was sore, and he kept thinking about the plot of the original novel in his mind, so he basically didn't sleep all night, and he had to get up before dawn the next day. He has two panda eyes, listless!As a result, Xuan Hao announced an even more disgusting thing in the hall, that is, to make Ji Yuming a military officer!Ji Yuming wanted to vomit blood in the hall on the spot, so he was so angry!Mad!Just can't escape!

"I accept the decree, thank the emperor for his grace!" Ji Yuming knelt down to receive the decree piously, but he didn't know how many times he scolded the emperor in his heart!

"Ah!" The moment Ji Yuming was about to get up, he collapsed and fell back to the ground, and passed out, which frightened the civil and military officials next to him, so he hurried to help Ji Yuming up.However, Ji Yuming was in a coma, and the people on the throne were also terrified: "Hurry up and pass on the imperial physician!" The emperor shouted out, and the little eunuch was so frightened that he rolled and crawled, who is this?The one who fainted was the emperor's companion since childhood, Mr. Ji Yu Mingji!

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