The bitterness of the book

◎The system is here◎

Naturally, Ji Yuming didn't really faint. According to Mitang's experience for so many years, he pretended to be fainted when he encountered something he couldn't refuse.

After this episode, the emperor naturally sent other people to take care of the drought in the south, and Ji Yuming escaped by luck.

It's just that when he went to court again, Ji Yuming would inevitably become the laughing stock of the people in the court. Everyone complimented Ji Yuming in person, exhausted his thoughts, overworked him, and fainted in the court.But in private, everyone was laughing at Ji Yuming because he was going to the south of the Yangtze River for disaster relief, and he was directly scared to death. After all, Ji Yuming is a civil servant who can't lift his hands or shoulders. It's only because he accompanied the emperor to study when he was a child that he has a place in the court today. Usually, everyone would not accept him. When this incident happened, everyone looked at him with admiration. However, Ji Yuming didn't care about outsiders' opinions.

After the court was over that day, Ji Yuming, as usual, went to the emperor's study to help him study ink and serve him.

When the emperor was reading the memorial, Eunuch Li, the personal eunuch, suddenly walked in from the outside with a happy face: "Your Majesty, Miss Lan Yin is here." After speaking, Eunuch Li raised his eyes to see the expression on the emperor.

The emperor was naturally happy, and immediately put down the pen and paper: "Let her in."

Ji Yuming, who was standing by the side, was also full of excitement: Hohohoho, the heroine is online!Ji Yuming, you didn't live up to expectations before, you gave me enough anger, this time I have your body, I want to give you a good example, let you see how boys chase girls now, I swear this time I want to help you swallow the Great Liang, marry the heroine, and live to the end!

Eunuch Li went out on the front foot, and a gentle and delicate girl came in on the back foot. She paid respects to the emperor and Mr. Ji in a dignified and polite way. Ji Yuming didn't find Lan Yin Xiaojiabiyu's appearance so amazing. He likes to be more open. This kind of saying He has no interest in the little woman who can only be heard by listening carefully, but if he wants to complete the task and challenge it, he is still very willing!

The emperor graciously stepped forward to help Lan Yin: "Lan Yin is so polite, we grew up together, you and I don't have to be so polite!"

Ji Yuming rolled his eyes behind the emperor: Just pretend and you can!Afterwards, isn’t it you who belonged to Sannomiya Sixth Hospital?

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Lan Yin stood up, secretly glanced at the Emperor with a blushing face, then lowered her head, the Emperor also looked away in embarrassment, this time and again, Ji Yuming's heart palpitations, the ancient love is really true It's hard work, it's all Sangong Sixth Hospital, and you still play the game of innocence?

"Why did you come to see me?" the emperor asked, and Ji Yuming slandered again: "Exchanging feelings, is this even a question?"

Lan Yin whispered: "Lan Yin wrote a few short poems today, and came here to discuss with the emperor, does the emperor find it bothering you?" After speaking, the maid behind Lan Yin handed over a book, and Ji Yuming glanced at it. Frowning tightly, how many songs are these called?How about that book?I also asked whether to bother or not, people are here, what's the use of asking these!

The emperor happily said, "I also have a few poems, and I am willing to discuss them with Lan Yin." After speaking, the emperor happily returned to the desk, and found a small book from under a pile of memorials.

Lan Yin stepped forward lightly, the emperor handed his small book to Lan Yin, and then the emperor opened Lan Yin's book, looked at it for a while, and raised the corners of his mouth higher and higher: "Good! Good! Lan Yin Yin deserves to be the number one talented woman in Great Liang, this word and this sentence are wonderfully used!"

Lan Yin lowered her head shyly, and slowly opened the emperor's book: "The emperor's reputation is too high, your literary talent is hard to find in this world!"

Standing behind the two, Ji Yuming read all the contents of their books into his eyes, and then looked at the mode of the two people's business bragging, he really couldn't bear it. He was the provincial liberal arts champion back then. Say, they don't believe it!Chun Dang was joking, but looking at the two people in front of them who have never seen the world, so these few poems, did the two of them sincerely boast?Or is it true that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

Ji Yuming kept complaining in his heart, and even when the emperor turned around, he didn't have time to restrain the disgust on his face.

"What? Ji Aiqing thinks this poem is not good?" Ji Yuming was frightened by the emperor's words, and hurriedly bowed his waist and saluted: "Where is the poetry of the emperor and Miss Lan Yin, the artistic conception is at its peak, talent is really rare, and the minister is not talented for a while." , look straight, let the emperor laugh!" Who can't blow rainbow farts?Rare?Unsightly Rare Rare!

The emperor turned his head and pointed to the scroll of poems and paintings hanging on the wall behind him: "What does Ji Aiqing think of this painting?"

In this painting is a picture of farming in Taoyuan, with two lines of poems next to it: "Use your hand to calm the court for thousands of years, and when the knife falls and lift the pot, the farmer is drunk."

Ji Yuming felt bitter, and the poems in this painting were mediocre, but it was better than the pen and ink in the hands of the two just now.

"In this line of poetry, there is the generosity of a big man before him, and there is a sage who has no worries and no worries, and is comfortable and casual. Really, it makes people admire. I don't know who has such a broad mind! Admiration!" Ji Yuming thought in his heart Proud, what can be hung in the emperor's study must be his own proud work, or the emperor's idol, in short, praise is right!

Lan Yin covered her mouth behind her and snickered: "Master Ji is usually a man of few words, respectful and humble, but today, he is boasting and not lying!"

Ji Yuming felt a chill in his heart. Could it be that the words on the wall are his own?No, Xuan Hao hangs the poems written by the spies of the enemy country on the wall, it is impossible not to write them in this novel!

The emperor took a look at Ji Yuming: "I think what Mr. Ji said is very good, and Mr. Ji has a brilliant literary talent. Otherwise, I would not hang this painting by my desk and study it every day!"

"The emperor's reputation is too high, and the subject gets carried away for a while, please forgive me!" Ji Yuming wiped the sweat from his face, and begged God in his heart, can you give me another chance?

"There's nothing to forgive, I'm tired, you can send Lan Yin out of the palace!" With the emperor's words, Ji Yuming sent her out of the palace immediately, and he cherished such a good opportunity for the two to get along .

As soon as he left the house, Ji Yuming was thinking about what to talk about with the heroine, when suddenly he saw Lan Yin's golden silk gourd jade pendant: "Miss Lan Yin's earrings are like the moon in the water, bright, pure and untainted , and the temperament of the girl, it really matches!"

Lan Yin's little face like suet jade turned red in an instant, and she gently raised her hand to touch the jade pendant next to her ear: "Master Ji, don't make fun of Lan Yin, this earring is just like Lan Yin, it's all filthy and ordinary. It's just a pose."

"Miss Lan Yin is just joking! With your appearance and temperament, how can you underestimate yourself? In my eyes, none of the nine heavenly fairies can compare to you!"

Lan Yin suddenly raised her eyes to look at Ji Yuming, her eyes were a little terrified, even the maid beside her didn't have moonlike eyes like just now, but glared at each other angrily: "Master Ji, my lady has already made a mutual agreement with the emperor, please respect yourself !"

Ji Yuming was taken aback: "You guys are worrying too much. I'm just telling the truth. When the flowers bloom in spring, everyone is watching. Some people fold flowers, some people appreciate them. I'm just a flower lover. Appreciate, appreciate, you understand!"

"Well, Mr. Ji is a gentleman, and Lian Er's words are wrong. Please forgive me, Lan Yin, thank you for your appreciation!" Lan Yin's complexion recovered, and she defended her maid. The servant girl just wanted to thank me?I see how quickly you change your face!

"No harm!" Since you are hypocritical, let me reply you hypocritically!

Ji Yuming sent Lan Yin away, and ran back to his room to sleep. The emperor rested, so he could also rest. Every day he went to court to listen to the proceedings, and went to court to study ink for a long time, then went back to his room to sleep. It's so cool to not work!

"Honey?" Suddenly, as soon as Ji Yuming closed his eyes, he heard the voice of his best friend Zhuzhu. Mitang thought it was an auditory hallucination, so he planned to continue sleeping: "Honey?" The voice rang again, and Mitang instantly Opening his eyes, he was full of energy. He got out of bed and looked around the house for Zhuzhu's figure: "Zhuzhu, you're here? Is that you? Where are you?"

"I didn't come, I was in your mind. This is the book-threading system that my baby recently invented. You set it up when we were having dinner at our house. How about it? Isn't it amazing?" Zhu Zhu said with some complacency.

Ji Yuming lay back on the bed angrily: "What do you mean? You two are messing with me? Why don't you come in?"

Zhuzhu: "Don't worry, my baby said, you can doubt him anything, only cooking and technology, you must regard him as a belief! And to be honest, I have tried this system before you, it is very safe , My baby also tried it! But after you finished this Gongdou drama, I really think that the heroine has no advantages, so I didn't come, but because you have so many flaws in this book, you can go in and rewrite it Ah! When you rewrite the finale, you will come out! There is only 1 minute difference between the time you came back and the time you left modern times, don’t worry, it’s very fun!"

"I'm going to the finale? I'm going to be stabbed to death by this illiterate emperor? Am I cheap? And why did I become a man through time travel?"

"Because you have the most troubles with the male lead! So is it fun for you to experience the characters in the book? Don't you usually like to play scripts? I thought you would like it." Zhuzhu's tone suddenly became a little bit blame yourself.

"Can this be the same as that? This is really a fucking immersive experience! By the way, I'm only one minute away from going back, but you two are talking to me over there for more than one minute now?" Ji Yuming's left hand He pinched his chin with his index finger and thumb, looking suspicious.

"It's so boring, you figured it out, I'm actually an artificial intelligence! Fortunately, I also used Zhuzhu's voice mode!"

"Artificial intelligence? Goddamn artificial intelligence? I want artificial customer service now, build myself!"

"I'm very sorry, I can't finish it, but I can finish what Zhuzhu can help you, and what I can't help you, I can do it!"

"Can you take me away?"

"You can only leave after the script is over! I can provide you with knowledge support. If you ask me anything, I will know everything and say everything!"

"Well, the first question, why did you contact me?"

"I went to update a few days ago, but don't worry, I will definitely be late, so don't panic!"

"The second question. Can I really rewrite the plot of the original book at will?"

"About Ji Yuming's plot, you can do whatever you want, now Ji Yuming's life is in your hands!"

"The third question, how do I usually contact you? If I can't reach you, will you show up? How often?"

"I will only appear when I introduce myself for the first time, and when you are about to die, I will break the defense, and the rest of the time I will be dormant. Of course, if you need me, you just close your eyes and shout three times, I am My favorite building! I will be awakened immediately!"

"Who designed such an idiotic way to wake up? Forget it, no need to answer, it must be Zhuzhu's precious husband!"

"It's so smart, I wish my dear honey a perfect gaming experience!"

"Go away, I'm going to sleep!"

"okay!"

"Wait! Change the wake-up method, call the system directly, and you will come out!"

"Okay." After three seconds, Zhuzhu's voice sounded again: "The setup is complete!"

The next day, Lan Yin came again, and when chatting with the emperor, she intentionally brought up yesterday's events: "Lan Yin wore the same earrings as yesterday, but the emperor didn't notice that yesterday Master Ji even praised my earrings, which are as beautiful as water." The moon is pure and untainted!" After speaking, Lan Yin lowered her head, blushing!

Ji Yuming, who was studying ink, paused for a moment. Did this girl do it on purpose? If she said this in front of her old friend, the emperor, she would not be punished?Just as Ji Yuming was thinking about this, the falcon-like eyes of the emperor on his seat swept towards him: "What did you say?" The emperor's look was full of hatred that if you dare to profane, I will kill you to vent your anger.

Ji Yuming swallowed, calmed down, and firmly believed in his own law of immortality. If he died, it would be a big deal to go back!

"It's just for admiration. Miss Lan Yin, she is one of the best in appearance and talent. I really admire her. Appreciation is like a flower from a high mountain. How dare you be frivolous when you appreciate it from a distance? That not only insults my integrity, but also Humiliated Miss Lan Yin's reputation!" Ji Yuming managed to find the point of conversation at the [-]th bend of the mountain road!

As soon as these words came out, the faces of both of them returned to calm, and Lan Yin continued to speak: "Master Ji has been with the emperor for many years, and there are many talented women in Beijing. If the emperor finds a good match for Lord Ji, wouldn't it be happy?"

Ji Yuming gritted his teeth secretly, you Lan Yin, I can't flirt with you, and you are still scheming everywhere to arrange a marriage for me?Dad's marriage, can you arrange it?

"Tomorrow, I will hold a banquet in the imperial garden and invite some ladies from the official family to enter the palace to enjoy the flowers. At that time, if Ji Aiqing finds someone she likes, she can speak up and ask me to marry her!"

"I would like to thank the emperor for his kindness!" Ji Yuming agreed immediately, and then said in embarrassment: "Your servant is bound to be terrified, this..."

"What's so difficult about it? Tomorrow, Lan Yin and I will go to enjoy the flowers with you. Lan Yin, the flowers in the imperial garden this year are very colorful. You can go and enjoy them tomorrow." After the emperor finished speaking, Ji Yuming smiled proudly , just waiting for your words.

"It's better to obey orders than to be respectful, thank you, Majesty Long En."

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