After holding the corner, I found out that I am Bai Yueguang

Fang stretched out the long lens and separated the two people who were sitting together.Li Yu couldn't help but feel sympathy for Gu Heliang, just talking about cross talk and recording and videoing everywhere, how stressful it is.

In such a cross talk, it is generally divided into the opening scene, the second and third scenes, the middle waist, the fifth and six scenes, and then the last two plus the bottom.For a short theater like this, there are only three and five performances missing.According to the previous rules, the opening scene is played by newcomers or more capable apprentices, and it is naturally the most exciting role to spread the work, so as to achieve the effect of an event that is still unfinished.

Li Yu had listened to the whispers around him, and the much-anticipated Gu Heliang made his final appearance.And the reason why Gu Heliang came here temporarily was that the family had something to do temporarily, but he was afraid that others were not strong enough to take over, so it happened that Gu Heliang was there, so he hung up the pestle and played for others.

This is purely internal background information that can also be inquired about.Li Yu deeply felt that if these girls were sent to fight intelligence warfare, within two days, the whole world would be the world of Chiqi.

The two at the beginning looked very young, and they talked about a relaxed "Business Theory".It is often noisy at the beginning of the show. Some are late, and some are unable to enter the state of the audience even if they sit down. It is inevitable to exchange pleasantries when seeing people you know, so it is all juniors who come to practice field control skills.

Seeing the crowded crowd below, the funny actor knew in his heart who he was here to see, but he pretended to be proud, patted his chest and flattered the funny actor to show off, "Oh, look, there were fortune-tellers and My father said, your son's future is full of stars, and his future is boundless, and today his dream has come true, so I'll go and burn the plaque of Xiyuan Society to tell him, old man..."

After finishing speaking, he was about to leave, but the fancier at the side hurriedly dragged him back, "Why don't you burn the plaque of the owner? Besides, even if you burn it, the old man won't recognize it."

"Why don't you admit it?"

"Ask, who are these audiences coming for?"

Funny looked at the audience ignorantly, "Who is it?"

The audience in the audience spontaneously replied: "Gu Heliang!!"

She clapped her hands teasingly, "Yes, Meng Chunyang, isn't this me!"

He slapped him lightly with a folding fan, "Come on, you can, people are talking about Gu Heliang, Boss Gu, who cares about you."

These few lines of scatter work were really good. Taking advantage of Gu Heliang's reputation, he skillfully grabbed the attention of the audience and quickly put the whole theater into a state of flux.The next two games and the middle waist also went smoothly, especially the last two "Learning the Deaf and Mute", which amusingly imitated deaf and dumb people making blind gestures for a while, which made everyone even more amused.

Although there was constant laughter around him, and even Pei Xiaoxi, a southerner, got the fun of it and almost bent over laughing, Li Yu never caught the laugh.

He leaned lazily on the back of the chair, gnawed the caramel-flavored melon seeds in his hand, heard the slightly noisy voice in his ears, and felt that the theater was a little stuffy due to the blocked air flow, so he took off the black mask and hung it on the on the neck.

Although it is recommended to wear masks all the way in the theater, because the disinfection and temperature measurement measures are in place, the audience is allowed to take off the masks when they feel uncomfortable.

After picking it off like this, Li Yu's exquisite appearance attracted the attention of many people around him, especially his two strands of ear dye and the rose gold earring on his right ear. The handsome guy who looks very trendy at first glance came to listen to the cross talk. Kind of cuteness is rare.

However, their attention was quickly attracted by the stage again—it was the end of the show!

The host came to the stage with a smile on his face to announce: "The next show <Dou Gong Training Girls> will be performed by Zhou Heyun and Gu Heliang!"

As soon as the host finished speaking, there was thunderous applause, which lasted for a long time, and was mixed with various screams.

"Ahhh Gu He is so handsome!"

"Too close, too close!"

Li Yu was a little sleepy at first, when he saw a group of people get up and come to the stage in a crowd, and piled some books and books in their hands on the stage.

He looked up and saw that the two people on stage were wearing black cloth coats.The funny actor is about 30 years old, with slightly upturned hair and long hair, smiling all the time, looking very approachable, standing by the stage with clasped hands, bending over to thank the girls who came to buy goods.

And the other one must be Gu Heliang.He just stood by the table and didn't step forward, playing with the folding fan in his hand with downcast eyes, opening and closing it.But just standing there is like an elegant picture scroll, which makes people unable to take their eyes off.

When Li Yu saw his face clearly, he couldn't help but let out a low "Huh".

Isn't this the man who picked up Gu Nian in the dance room yesterday and still regarded them as a scourge?It turned out that such a famous cross talk actor was very different from his own profession.

But this gown looks really weird and pretty, like a scholar who came out of Yanyuan in the Republic of China.Li Yu held his chin, he understood why fans called Gu Heliang a professor.

Perhaps Gu Heliang's fame is due to this all-over style, right?Such a person, even if Li Yu killed him, he would not believe that he could hear any funny words from his mouth.However, most of the work of playing tricks is done by teasers, and the few lines of teasing, um, go to you, it doesn't matter.

Just when the loading was almost in pieces, Gu Heliang suddenly raised his eyelids, looked behind him, and said abruptly, "Why don't you?"

The dean's tone made everyone laugh out loud, and they all looked back. It was a person in the back row who got up and walked out.

The man was stared at by everyone, smiled and pointed in the direction of the bathroom.

"Oh, go to the bathroom. Brother, is this your first time here?"

The man nodded.

"So that's how it is. I thought I didn't even watch it until the end. It's because you didn't have enough time for your convenience in the previous episodes of cross talk."

"Hahahaha!" The laughter immediately sounded again, and everyone could tell that Gu Heliang was boasting about their program!

It is actually very common to hit actors who have performed before, but Gu Heliang said it seriously, full of laughter.

This was the first time Li Yu heard Gu Heliang speak. His Mandarin was very standard and his articulation was very clear.

It is often said that good cross talk actors have been specially trained in their pronunciation and pronunciation.

"Okay, let's hurry up and start while this big brother is away." Gu Heliang didn't continue to talk, and passed the message to Zhou Heyun who had adjusted the microphone position.

Zhou Heyun steadily accepted the words handed over, "Okay, once the eldest brother comes back, we'll close the show and scare him to death."

"Hey, the time for the first few cross talks is not enough for big brother."

Well, this brings up the issue of timing again.The audience laughed, and even Li Yu couldn't help pursing his lips, thinking that although Gu Heliang's words sounded euphemistic, the meaning behind them was really poisonous.

Zhou Heyun made a gesture and pressed down, "Okay, okay, I've been exploring for a long time to make you big girls happy like this, grinning enough to wake up my aunt who has been deaf for many years three miles away."

"After all, if you come to listen to the professor talk about cross talk, you have to have a research spirit." Gu Heliang didn't even hesitate to beat himself up.

Amidst the laughter, a girl said: "Professor! Accept me as a graduate student!"

Immediately someone shouted: "Since my sister can do it, so can my sister!"

Gu Heliang said: "No, this subject is relatively private, so it is not suitable for taking female students."

Li Yu didn't know what he was thinking, maybe it was because the atmosphere was here, so he said bluntly for a moment: "Then you accept me?"

It's done by a boy, this one is very subtle, and some people have already started laughing.

While everyone was waiting to see how Gu Heliang would respond, Gu Heliang, who had always been calm and calm, looked at Li Yu and paused on stage for two or three seconds.Although this gap period is fleeting, it seems to be suddenly stuck in the dense laughter just now.

Zhou Heyun approached him and said, "What's the matter, big professor, this is because you met a student who didn't give you a corresponding author when he wrote a thesis last time?"

"That kind of trivial matter is not worth mentioning." Gu Heliang leaned slightly while turning the baggage that Zhou Heyun handed over to him, staring at Li Yu.

Immediately afterwards, the audience heard a well-known vicious tongue promise, "Look at your face, you and I are destined, I can accept you."

This time it was Li Yu's turn to be dazed. He looked back at Gu Heliang and didn't know how to respond for a while, so he lifted up the mask silently, covering half of his face.

"But according to the rules of the Tao, you have to give me all the papers."

"Hey~~" The audience was satisfied after hearing this sentence, and cheered.Not only satirized the professor who was a little watery, but also cleverly put this burden to an end.That is to say, there is no time for a poisonous tongue to soften its heart, even though it is late, it will arrive!

"Good guy, don't you like the author of the Dare to Love Newsletter? Big guy, you can see his academic level, it's so different from me, a respected old artist, I don't even want to stand with him It’s embarrassing to be on a stage!”

"Sounds fresh, don't feel sorry for me, tell me what kind of artist you are?"

"I'm a stilt artist!"

This can be regarded as the work of "Dou Gong Training Girls", and the length of the previous interaction is just right.

Following the interaction between the two on stage, the whole audience entered into the discussion between fake artists and real high-pitched lovers. Only Li Yu quietly reached out and touched his burning ear tips.

The author says:

Saving the bottom: the last one to play

Hanging Pestle: Comedians Temporarily Play for Others

Funny: The person standing outside the table

Praise: the person standing inside the table

Smashing: Comedians make fun of each other