After holding the corner, I found out that I am Bai Yueguang

the wrist of

Baggage: the artist's means of delivering jokes to the audience

Enter the job: start to talk about cross talk topic

"Business Theory", "Learning to be Deaf and Dumb", "Dou Gong Training Women": Traditional Crosstalk Programs

Gaoqiang: one of the four famous tunes of Chinese opera, originated in Geyang, Jiangxi

Because the professional knowledge of the two professions is involved, the author will try his best to check the information. If there are any mistakes, please correct me.

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感谢在2021-03-1511:55:15~2021-03-1609:04:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: belly round, pile driver chug 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

3. Make a clearance

◎We can’t be wronged casually◎

After the performance of "Dou Gong Training Girls", the response was overwhelming. Zhou Heyun and Gu Heliang returned to the show three times, and the enthusiasm of the audience remained undiminished.If it weren't for the fact that there is another show in the evening, and the time to clean up the theater needs to be vacated, it is estimated that the fans would not have left.

Moreover, Gu Heliang would never return to the front desk after the encore, and he didn't even have a chance to take a group photo and sign.The things that were put on the shelves were also packed by the younger brothers and sisters.

The flow of people gradually retreated, Li Yu and the others sat in front, so they walked slowly.

"Today's game was really good. Gu Heliang really deserves his reputation, and the others spoke well." Pei Xiaoxi stood up from the chair and stretched, "I'm going to the bathroom, wait for me."

Li Yu sat on a chair and waited for Pei Xiaoxi to come back. Within half a minute, he saw a girl striding towards him. It was the one they talked to when they were queuing, and a security guard followed behind.

The girl pointed at Li Yu and reported to the security guard: "This is the man, he must have entered with a fake ticket!"

At this time, more than half of the people hadn't left yet. Seeing this incident, their nature of watching the excitement stopped them from leaving. They surrounded these people in a circle, and their tone was obviously towards the girl.

"There are so many people who can't buy tickets, why are they cheating?"

Li Yu was stunned when he smashed the big pot out of thin air, "When did I use the counterfeit ticket?"

"The seats for the two of you should belong to my friend. Let me show you. The ticket number records we bought at that time are those two seats!" The girl showed the ticket purchase records on the screen of her mobile phone to the people around her. That is to say, those two positions.

"My friend didn't come for something, so you took the opportunity to sit in a seat where no one was there. It's a good plan!"

"No, my friend bought this ticket for me." Wu Chen didn't tell Li Yu the details of buying the ticket, but only sent him the ticket collection code for him to pick up the ticket from the machine on the spot, so Li Yu didn't Know the deal behind it.

"Oh, making friends out of thin air, right? Is there any evidence? Take a screenshot of the ticket and take a look?" The girl was furious. Listen to my brother's cross talk!

"I said that my friend bought it, where can I find a screenshot of the ticket for you? How about this, I..."

The girl interrupted him, folded her arms and said, "I don't care, you just want to show me the screenshot of the ticket purchase today! Otherwise, I will hand it over to the security guard!"

Seeing the girl being so unreasonable and unforgiving, Li Yu's enthusiasm also came up. He wanted to ask Wu Chen what was going on just now, but now he is not willing to ask.

"Hey, I really won't show you the screenshots of buying tickets today, what's the matter, you go to the police station and sue me?"

In broad daylight, how can someone be wronged for no reason?

"You!" The girl stomped her feet angrily when she saw his broken jar.

This battle was quite huge, even the actors in the backstage were startled, and they opened the curtain to look out.

"what happened?"

"It seems that someone bought a fake ticket to enter the venue and was discovered."

"Again? I still remember that this kind of thing happened in Senior Brother He Liang's session last time."

"Boss Zhou, please take care of it." Gu Heliang was changing his coat, and arranged casually.

"Success." Zhou Heyun used to be an emotional program mediator, and he is good at this job.

The actor standing at the door picking up the curtain continued to watch the excitement, "Hey, that boy's hair was dyed with a couple of powders, it's very trendy."

At this time, Zhou Heyun, who was about to go out, was suddenly pushed down on the shoulders. Looking back, he met Gu Heliang's dark eyes, and looked down. Gu Heliang was still wearing the coat that had been changed for a long time.

Gu Heliang said: "I'll come."

"Hey, Boss Gu, why are you going to join in the fun?" Zhou Heyun didn't know whether to laugh or cry at first, but then remembered the two or three seconds of pause on the stage before, and suddenly understood something, and tentatively said, "No... Is it such a coincidence?"

"En." Gu Heliang nodded, and walked out from the backstage.

"Senior brother He Yun, are you two playing charades?" A junior asked without knowing the reason.

"Hey, don't worry about it, take a few people to protect it, don't touch it, go quickly."

The brothers agreed, and followed Gu Heliang to the auditorium.

As soon as Gu Heliang appeared on the stage, the commotion point of the crowd immediately shifted, and as Gu Heliang came to Li Yu's side, the two commotion points merged into one.

"Why did the professor handle it himself? It's a shame to throw it at grandma's house!"

"After working so hard just after the performance, I still have to deal with these trivial matters. My heart aches..."

The fans glared at Li Yu, it was his fault anyway.

Gu Heliang stood still in front of Li Yu, stretched out his hand and said, "Sir, can you show me the ticket stub?"

"I didn't buy a fake ticket." Li Yu realized that Gu Heliang was half a head taller than him, so he could only raise his neck to look at him.

"Yes. After all, you are my appointed ghostwriter, so of course I fully affirm your credibility."

Why are you still looking through the burden here?Li Yu's temper softened, he took out the ticket stub from the inner pocket of his jacket, and handed it to Gu Heliang.

Gu Heliang took the ticket stub with Li Yu's body temperature on it, looked at it against the light, and handed it back to him, "There is a steel seal of Xiyuan Society on the back, these two tickets of yours are genuine."

"How is that possible! But I also bought a ticket..." The girl's cell phone vibrated, and she quickly picked it up, "Why didn't you come? The ticket... what, sold? Auntie won't let you out? Oops... Then why didn't you tell me in advance, I'm so annoying!"

The girl quickly picked up the phone and squeezed out of the crowd, and ran away in a hurry without even saying sorry.

A farce turned out to be a misunderstanding in the end. The fans originally wanted to seize this great opportunity to get in touch with Gu Heliang, but they were quickly dismissed by the security guards. Only Li Yu remained where he was.

"Thank you, Boss Gu, for helping me out. I'm sorry that this happened to you." Li Yu scratched his head, reached out to Gu Heliang, and introduced himself, "I'm Gu Nian's hip-hop teacher. My name is Li Yu. It's the one who dragged Gu Nian in the dance room yesterday to prevent him from leaving."

Gu Heliang's eyes fell on Li Yu's hands that stopped in mid-air. There were a few places of plaster on those white hands, which made him frown slightly.

Seeing that he didn't respond for a long time, Li Yu thought that Gu Heliang was not interested in talking about cross talk, so he wanted to take his hand back in embarrassment, but was unexpectedly held by Gu Heliang with both hands, and he let go after a few shakes.

"Gu Heliang, I'm very glad that Teacher Li is here today."

"Boss Gu is being polite." Li Yu said obediently, "Are you off work now, or if you do me a favor, I treat you to a meal? Just to talk about Gu Nian."

Gu Heliang thought about it, his eyes darkened slightly, "It just so happens that there is nothing to do tonight..."

"Bert, what happened just now? I was in the bathroom and heard the noise outside." Pei Xiaoxi happened to come back from the bathroom, and greeted Gu Heliang as she walked. ?”

Li Yu said: "Today we know each other. Boss Gu, can I pick a place for my job?"

Gu Heliang glanced at Pei Xiaoxi who was standing next to Li Yu. He looked very beautiful and was dressed in fashion, but no matter how he looked at him, he didn't quite match Li Yu.

Gu Heliang suddenly changed his words, "I'm sorry, it's really inconvenient to think about it tonight. I'll ask you to change it tomorrow."

Li Yu didn't doubt that there was him, but he exchanged phone numbers with Gu Heliang regretfully, said goodbye and left.

After leaving the Xiyuanshe Crosstalk Theater, Li Yu and Pei Xiaoxi walked on the streets of Sanlitun at dusk.The lights have been turned on in the obscure night, reflecting the shadows of people, confusing the rules and regulations of the day, and it is the time when vague desires gradually rise.

Pei Xiaoxi turned her head and asked, "Sanlitun is so prosperous, what will you bring me for dinner?"

"There is a restaurant I often go to near here, take you to try it?"

"Okay. What kind of cuisine? French or Japanese?"

"Neither, you will know when you go."

Li Yu led Pei Xiaoxi through the glamorous buildings and squares, into a small gray alley, and stopped in front of a crooked small signboard.

"Arong Restaurant?" Pei Xiaoxi could smell the thick smell of oily smoke inside through the curtain, as well as the loud noises.

"Don't look a little shabby, it's delicious, and the Beijing cuisine of this kind of fly restaurant can be called authentic." Li Yu pushed open the old-fashioned plastic curtain for Pei Xiaoxi, and shouted familiarly, "Uncle Liu, I'm bringing friends here Lah, the third one is here! You can make the rest fresh!"

The boss's rough voice came from the back kitchen, "It's all right, Mr. Li, you can find a place to sit by yourself!"

Pei Xiaoxi wiped a corner of the long wooden bench with a paper towel, but nothing came out.Because these tables and chairs have been soaked for too long